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OfflineMush4Brains
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Almost had to whoop some kids with a bat. * 2
    #18970222 - 10/12/13 10:23 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I heard some hoodlums out front of my house, and watched them walk down the alley by my car.  Watched one of their's bitch girlfriend start taking a piss on my car and yelled out the window.  Went outside with a bat and two of them came back and tried to start shit, before they realized I had a bat.  They ran off like little bitches yelling profanities.  I plan on staying up the rest of the night and waiting for them to come back to fuck with my car so I can beat the fucking shit out of them with legal immunity.


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Re: Almost had to whoop some kids with a bat. [Re: Mush4Brains] * 1
    #18970227 - 10/12/13 10:26 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Mush4Brains said:
Watched one of their bitch girlfriend start taking a piss on my car



Was she squatting down on the hood or something? Was there splatter?


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Re: Almost had to whoop some kids with a bat. [Re: SoreSpore]
    #18970232 - 10/12/13 10:27 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

yea can you clarify that op, she was taking a piss ON your car??


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OfflineMush4Brains
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Re: Almost had to whoop some kids with a bat. [Re: zZZz]
    #18970234 - 10/12/13 10:28 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Had her ass up against my tire well and pissing on it, :shrug:.  Either way, pissing on my property, whether my driveway or my car.


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Re: Almost had to whoop some kids with a bat. [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #18970241 - 10/12/13 10:29 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Mush4Brains said:
I heard some hoodlums out front of my house, and watched them walk down the alley by my car.  Watched one of their's bitch girlfriend start taking a piss on my car and yelled out the window.  Went outside with a bat and two of them came back and tried to start shit, before they realized I had a bat.  They ran off like little bitches yelling profanities.  I plan on staying up the rest of the night and waiting for them to come back to fuck with my car so I can beat the fucking shit out of them with legal immunity.



quoted for good measure


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Re: Almost had to whoop some kids with a bat. [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #18970244 - 10/12/13 10:30 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Do you feel like a big, strong, man's man now?


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Re: Almost had to whoop some kids with a bat. [Re: SoreSpore]
    #18970247 - 10/12/13 10:30 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

everybody is missing the point.

what kind of car was she taking a piss on?


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Re: Almost had to whoop some kids with a bat. [Re: rackem]
    #18970254 - 10/12/13 10:33 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

You gon' get shot bro.


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Re: Almost had to whoop some kids with a bat. [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #18970256 - 10/12/13 10:33 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

i've pissed on so many properties in my time that i would be a hypocrite if i got angry because of some dude was pissing on my front yard. which by the way has happened before. i was mad at first but then i realized "karma BITCH"


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Re: Almost had to whoop some kids with a bat. [Re: ganjfather]
    #18970270 - 10/12/13 10:37 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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ganjfather said:
Do you feel like a big, strong, man's man now?




I feel like I've an impact on the same people that have broken into my father's car twice in the last two months.  I moved in here a week ago, and I'm not gonna allow anybody to disrespect property lines from here on out.

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Lynnch
You gon' get shot bro.




I understand my actions may cause the hoodlums to target me, but I plan on being watching 24/7, and I got more firepower than a bat to deal with it if needed :shrug:.

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zZZz
i've pissed on so many properties in my time that i would be a hypocrite if i got angry because of some dude was pissing on my front yard. which by the way has happened before. i was mad at first but then i realized "karma BITCH"




I don't give a fuck if you wanna piss on my lawn, I piss out there every night while smoking a cigarette.  You wanna piss on my car, in my fucking driveway? We're gonna have issues.  I'm in the hood, there's lines you can cross with no issue, and lines you don't cross.


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Re: Almost had to whoop some kids with a bat. [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #18970276 - 10/12/13 10:40 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

well those little brats are gone now. i would keep an eye out though, peeps always be planning revenge. don;t be surprised if your car gets egged. how old did these kids look btw?


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Re: Almost had to whoop some kids with a bat. [Re: zZZz] * 1
    #18970292 - 10/12/13 10:43 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Above 16, less than 20.  You never know how old they are though, since you got 12 year olds carrying gats and killing dudes nowadays.


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Re: Almost had to whoop some kids with a bat. [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #18970334 - 10/12/13 10:53 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

i've seen it happen in an episode of breaking bad...


but yea lots of kids that age don't know any better, there are however older people who are just as hard headed. i can't even trust babies sometimes, always gotta have a knife when ones around naw im sayin?


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Re: Almost had to whoop some kids with a bat. [Re: zZZz]
    #18970343 - 10/12/13 10:55 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

No, I don't know what you're saying.  You obviously don't live in an area where the youth (people only a few years younger than myself, mind you) don't give a fuck about people's property).  My father had has his truck broken into twice (and caused him to install a 200 dollar security system) in the last two months, costing him a couple hundred dollars or more.  I'm not going to let some white boy trash disrespect this property while I'm here.  What don't you get about this?


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InvisibleMush 4 Brains
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Re: Almost had to whoop some kids with a bat. [Re: ganjfather]
    #18970356 - 10/12/13 10:59 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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ganjfather said:
Do you feel like a big, strong, man's man now?



For real

 
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I plan on staying up the rest of the night and waiting for them to come back to fuck with my car so I can beat the fucking shit out of them with legal immunity.




:facepalm:


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Re: Almost had to whoop some kids with a bat. [Re: Mush 4 Brains]
    #18970406 - 10/12/13 11:12 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

fuck yea man show them not to fucking piss on your yard . beat they ass with a bat!! so do you intend on killing them with the bat or putting them in a comma?  :facepalm3: if they come back in the same number of people and "start shit" tell them they should go or you will call the cops. cops are there to protect and serve. but if they come back in numbers and start bashing your car. then you best know how to fight off more then one at a time. how does a girl pee on a Car? like they cant arch there stream of piss. why you tripping if shes squatting by the tire .


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Re: Almost had to whoop some kids with a bat. [Re: Megatrondon]
    #18970417 - 10/12/13 11:16 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

If I were to engage with a bat I would intend to nutrelize the threat, if that means death or a coma (or a comma, as you say), so be it.  If they came back in numbers, unless they had a gun my bat would win.  How does a "girl" pee on a car?  By fucking squatting on it and taking a fucking piss, bro.


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Re: Almost had to whoop some kids with a bat. [Re: Mush4Brains] * 3
    #18970460 - 10/12/13 11:26 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

George Zimmerman  those hood-rats :grrr:


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Re: Almost had to whoop some kids with a bat. [Re: trekie]
    #18970497 - 10/12/13 11:35 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

you have to hit kids with bats?  really?


although the mental picture is funny


Dude, you should hit old people in wheel chairs with bats.  HAHA thats even funnier!


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Re: Almost had to whoop some kids with a bat. [Re: sprinkles]
    #18970609 - 10/13/13 12:01 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

damn then i would be mad to if a girl stood on top of my car and pissed on it directly. if she squatted by it and piss was splashing and misting my car then i would be passive and brush it of and think kids with be kids but to stand on some ones car and piss WTF? sorry COMA*


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