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WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD?
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Watfsa da fun 1 dat made u go like hahauah ahahaahahahchahahahahcgqgqgqgagahahqhqhahhahshaha Tell me wHeRe u loLis at guys LiL kissie googoos shroomery is all pussiwa lliterally fight me jk dont dight me
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: Sheekle]
#18969994 - 10/12/13 09:22 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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#18969997 - 10/12/13 09:22 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Oh and by the way literally dont close this thread tell about funny jokes
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: mr sniffles]
#18969998 - 10/12/13 09:23 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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im just jks lol dun hate me
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: mr sniffles]
#18970000 - 10/12/13 09:23 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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mr sniffles said: you are
Grow up. Period.
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: Sheekle]
#18970002 - 10/12/13 09:23 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: mr sniffles]
#18970003 - 10/12/13 09:23 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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mr sniffles said: im just jks lol dun hate me 
Ok honeatly i was just iidding too i love u so much ur so cool i love ur posts
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: Sheekle]
#18970010 - 10/12/13 09:25 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: mr sniffles]
#18970017 - 10/12/13 09:27 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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somebody revive this fucking thread
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: mr sniffles]
#18970033 - 10/12/13 09:31 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Opk honeatly my friend literally said why did the actual chicken factually cross the serious road in reality
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: Sheekle]
#18970036 - 10/12/13 09:32 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I am the universe talking through myself.
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: mr sniffles]
#18970040 - 10/12/13 09:32 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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why did the chicken cross the road?
cuz he had a bag of weed on him and was being chased by the popo *hat* *hat* *snare*
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: Sheekle]
#18970043 - 10/12/13 09:33 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Sheekle sometime, just sometimes I get the feeling your trying a little to hard. Then I think a little and come to the conclusion....your not, you are just you, and thats wonderful.
As for the joke, that life has a defined right and wrong way, makes my sides split every time!
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: Sheekle]
#18970047 - 10/12/13 09:33 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Ok this thrwad sux
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: Sheekle]
#18970048 - 10/12/13 09:33 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Nvm keep it
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: Grateful Dead]
#18970058 - 10/12/13 09:35 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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zZZz said: why did the chicken cross the road?
cuz he had a bag of weed on him and was being chased by the popo *hat* *hat* *snare*
That was a great work good teamwork guys keep em cominQuote:
Grateful Dead said: Sheekle sometime, just sometimes I get the feeling your trying a little to hard. Then I think a little and come to the conclusion....your not, you are just you, and thats wonderful.
As for the joke, that life has a defined right and wrong way, makes my sides split every time! 
i love all things you represent agood
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: Sheekle]
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: Sheekle]
#18970064 - 10/12/13 09:36 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: Sheekle]
#18970066 - 10/12/13 09:36 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Ok Ok if you say so.
here is a good one...careful its really funny....

Get it
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: Sheekle] 1
#18970067 - 10/12/13 09:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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So a guy walks into a psychiatrist's office completely naked and wrapped in saran wrap and the doctor says, "I can clearly see you're nuts!"
ZING!
Okay, okay...
So a pedophile is taking a boy out to the middle of the woods and the boy says, "Mister, I'm scared". The pedophile replied, "You're scared? I have to walk back alone."
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: zZZz]
#18970072 - 10/12/13 09:38 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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a lot of the jokes i made are because of the fucking engineering major i am in
it takes away the edge, man
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: Normal Flora]
#18970073 - 10/12/13 09:39 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Can't we just all make fun of Sheekle?
Jokes are good and all but we can't let him get his way godammit!
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: zZZz]
#18970075 - 10/12/13 09:40 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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What did the ghost say to the wall? Hey just passing through.
-Why was the scientists head all wet? caz, he had a brain storm.
-What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me.
-Where does a one legged man work? IHOP.
-Why do you go to bed? because the bed won't come to you.
-what did one fish say to the other? If you keep your mouth closed you will not get caught.
-why are fish so smart? because they live in schools.
-What is black and white, white and black, black and white? A zebra caught in a revolving door!!
-Why did the cook get arrested? Because he beat up an egg.
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: Grateful Dead]
#18970077 - 10/12/13 09:40 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Grateful Dead said: Ok Ok if you say so.
here is a good one...careful its really funny....

Get it 
Quote:
Grateful Dead said: Ok Ok if you say so.
here is a good one...careful its really funny....

Get it 
Luv it
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#18970079 - 10/12/13 09:40 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Grateful Dead said: Can't we just all make fun of Sheekle?
Jokes are good and all but we can't let him get his way godammit!

Snitches get stitches
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: mr sniffles]
#18970085 - 10/12/13 09:42 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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#18970088 - 10/12/13 09:43 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Grateful Dead said: Ok Ok if you say so.
here is a good one...careful its really funny....

Get it 
nice execution,
i would give it 8.25/10 stars
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: Sheekle]
#18970089 - 10/12/13 09:43 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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You trying to say something pancake?
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: Zombi3]
#18970097 - 10/12/13 09:45 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Dane Cook
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: Grateful Dead]
#18970100 - 10/12/13 09:46 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Grateful Dead said:
Quote:
Zombi3 said:
Dane Cook

Still makes me laugh. Theres obviously better comedy but this joke I thought was gold
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: Zombi3]
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The old farmer had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely with picnic tables, a barbecue pit, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.
One evening, the old farmer decided to go down to the pond and look it over. He hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond. As he approached, he made the women aware of his presence.
At once, they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave."
The old man frowned, "I did not come down here to watch you young ladies swim naked, or to make you get out of the pond naked."
Holding up the bucket, he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: zZZz]
#18970185 - 10/12/13 10:12 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: Sheekle]
#18970643 - 10/13/13 12:12 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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What does one tampon say to another? Nothing. They're both stuck up cunts.
What do you call an open can of tuna on a lesbian's table? Potpourri.
What's the best thing about twenty-eight year olds? There's twenty of them.
How are Smurfette and Picasso alike? They both had a blue period.
One more. What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: Camwritesgonzo]
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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.
What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service".
Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus? Nothing, two different species cannot propagate and gene splicing isn't advanced enough to separate the specific traits of an organism.
Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.
Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature.
There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "Yea, like 350, 375 degrees."
There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: shivas.wisdom]
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: elborito]
#18972304 - 10/13/13 02:08 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Bump harder
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
A Muslim walked into a bomb shop. Turns out he was in the wrong store. So, he left and went on with his day.
What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot.
How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"
What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.
Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.
A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.
A man walks in to a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.
Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients.
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: shivas.wisdom]
#18972522 - 10/13/13 03:09 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Are these just from memory/stuff you're coming up with on your own?
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: Sheekle]
#18972555 - 10/13/13 03:19 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'm a big fan of anti humour and dry humour, but I've gleaned these all from various sources over the years--I've about used up all the ones I know now, though, so I'll have to start making some of my own up soon if I wish to continue down this road
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: Sheekle]
#18972837 - 10/13/13 04:20 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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why are you typing like Gamzee Makara?
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: Sheekle]
#18972856 - 10/13/13 04:24 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Sheekle said:
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Grateful Dead said: Can't we just all make fun of Sheekle?
Jokes are good and all but we can't let him get his way godammit!

Snitches get stitches
& end up in ditches
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: Legend]
#18972918 - 10/13/13 04:35 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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A mushroom walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender replies he doesn't serve mushrooms drinks. The mushroom replies "Oh come on, I'm a fun guy (fungi)!"
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: Legend]
#18972919 - 10/13/13 04:36 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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because they're little bitches
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: Sheekle]
#18972979 - 10/13/13 04:49 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Did y'all hear about the Mexican that got a black guy tattooed on his arm? His arm quit working
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[quote]Sheekle said: [quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said: Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote] u bet ur ass it is.[/quote]
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Errrrr my god, raciest post in the pub!
BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN
a little satire on posts with anything raciest in the pub
I'm on a roll with the jokes.
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: Grateful Dead]
#18973052 - 10/13/13 05:04 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Grateful Dead said: I'm on a roll with the jokes. 
well then your avatar with all the little bells on that guy is fitting
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: Sheekle]
#18973073 - 10/13/13 05:08 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: Grateful Dead]
#18973088 - 10/13/13 05:10 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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wtf does that mean red foreman was a peese of scraps get him outta this thread
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: Sheekle]
#18973093 - 10/13/13 05:11 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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If you can't look red in the eye, it shows a lack of will power, a hidden guilt, a confession waiting to spill fourth, anything you want to say to everyone?
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: Grateful Dead]
#18973099 - 10/13/13 05:14 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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What did the office employees on the 89th floor of the Twin Towers Building order on their pizzas?
PLAIN (PLANE!)
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: encryptor]
#18974101 - 10/13/13 09:32 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Why did the tall basketball player marry the short cheerleader? He was nuts over her
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: Camwritesgonzo]
#18974396 - 10/13/13 10:40 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.
What's the difference between babies and water melons? You can't unload a truck full of watermelons with a pitchfork.
What's the difference a Cadillac and 3 dead hookers? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: fapjack]
#18975967 - 10/14/13 10:25 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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What's the difference between me and you? About five bank accounts, three ounces, and two vehicles.
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: shivas.wisdom]
#18976304 - 10/14/13 12:05 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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So this time my buddy FRYING on a 10 strip of L, bong hits and a 12 pack came downstairs with us when we were making coffee and he's like can I get a cup? Cause you know I'm just tryin' to catch a buzz. I was like ROFL
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: Sheekle] 1
#18976325 - 10/14/13 12:10 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I heard this from my cousin a few years ago.
WARNING: Graphic Content
How do you make a little boy cry twice?
Wipe your bloody dick on his teddy bear.
It's pretty fucked up, but whatever.
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: TrentBoyett]
#18981724 - 10/15/13 03:09 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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w t f
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: Sheekle]
#18981759 - 10/15/13 03:15 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: TrentBoyett]
#18981897 - 10/15/13 03:45 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: Mescalean]
#18982202 - 10/15/13 04:57 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: Zombi3] 1
#18983461 - 10/15/13 09:17 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Why did the jew go to the grocery store? Because he was out of milk.
Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.
What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.
What did the lawyer say to the other lawer? We are both lawyers.
Yo momma so fat that when she dives into a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water than people with less body mass.
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory? Repeated absences and stealing.
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.
What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
 
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: shivas.wisdom]
#18983499 - 10/15/13 09:27 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Them are what we call anti-jokes(except for then last one.)
If you have a twitter I suggest following @AntiJokeJamal he has some good ones occasionally, there's other anti-joke accounts too, sometimes they make me lol.
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: shivas.wisdom]
#18984844 - 10/16/13 05:07 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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shivas.wisdom said: What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
  
My brother told me a variation on that one, except in his joke, they were cookies.
This one is pretty innocent, and not exactly funny, but I like it.
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: Viol]
#18984893 - 10/16/13 05:44 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Viol said: What did the lifeguard say to the drowning hippie? You're too far out, man. 
Lol, that's a good one!
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: TrentBoyett]
#18984995 - 10/16/13 06:32 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?
they both come on little crackers.
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: Soularize]
#18985025 - 10/16/13 06:51 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I got one if someone replies. Knock knock.
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Who's there?
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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.
this ones great
i was on a anti-joke site, that were all user generated and most of them sucked, the worse ones are the racist ones, that wernt even funny, if a racist joke isnt even funny, its pretty much just hate
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: Grateful Dead]
#18985703 - 10/16/13 11:22 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
LuSiD enthusiast said: I got one if someone replies. Knock knock.
Quote:
Grateful Dead said: Who's there?
dosnt work on a message bored, sure he will wait, but the awkwardness isnt there
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: hidenseek1]
#18985969 - 10/16/13 12:40 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I think I get it
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: Grateful Dead]
#18986090 - 10/16/13 01:08 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Grateful Dead said: Who's there?
Nate.
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What do you call a black preacher?
Holy Shit
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: Pureless]
#18986415 - 10/16/13 02:21 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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What did the Russian man say to his neighbour? Привет соседу.
Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, but any issues were swiftly resolved and I continued to live happily in West Philadelphia.
A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.
What happened to the man when he realized he could communicate via telekinesis? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.
What do you call a woman sliding a pole? A firefighter.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.
why is my woman in the kitchen making a sandwich she must have the munchies
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