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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: shivas.wisdom]
    #18983499 - 10/15/13 09:27 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Them are what we call anti-jokes(except for then last one.)

If you have a twitter I suggest following @AntiJokeJamal he has some good ones occasionally, there's other anti-joke accounts too, sometimes they make me lol.


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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: shivas.wisdom]
    #18984844 - 10/16/13 05:07 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

shivas.wisdom said:
What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.



:pokerawe::pokerawe::pokerawe:




My brother told me a variation on that one, except in his joke, they were cookies.

This one is pretty innocent, and not exactly funny, but I like it.

What did the lifeguard say to the drowning hippie? You're too far out, man. :hippie:


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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: Viol]
    #18984893 - 10/16/13 05:44 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Viol said:
What did the lifeguard say to the drowning hippie? You're too far out, man. :hippie:




Lol, that's a good one!


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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #18984995 - 10/16/13 06:32 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?

they both come on little crackers.


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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: Soularize]
    #18985025 - 10/16/13 06:51 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I got one if someone replies.
Knock knock.


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I'm addicted to coke, weed, booze, ludes and speed.
Not LSD, you can't get addicted to LSD, it was built by scientists.

I ain't got no demons that gonna get woke.


In erowid we trust.

Just take your damn pills and don't ask any questions, you'll be fine.


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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #18985696 - 10/16/13 11:20 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Who's there?


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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #18985700 - 10/16/13 11:22 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.




this ones great


i was on a anti-joke site, that were all user generated and most of them sucked, the worse ones are the racist ones, that wernt even funny, if a racist joke isnt even funny, its pretty much just hate


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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: Grateful Dead]
    #18985703 - 10/16/13 11:22 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

LuSiD enthusiast said:
I got one if someone replies.
Knock knock.



Quote:

Grateful Dead said:
Who's there?





dosnt work on a message bored, sure he will wait, but the awkwardness isnt there


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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: hidenseek1]
    #18985969 - 10/16/13 12:40 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:dawerp:

I think I get it


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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: Grateful Dead]
    #18986090 - 10/16/13 01:08 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Grateful Dead said:
Who's there?



Nate.


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I'm addicted to coke, weed, booze, ludes and speed.
Not LSD, you can't get addicted to LSD, it was built by scientists.

I ain't got no demons that gonna get woke.


In erowid we trust.

Just take your damn pills and don't ask any questions, you'll be fine.


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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #18986172 - 10/16/13 01:27 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

What do you call a black preacher?

Holy Shit


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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: Pureless]
    #18986415 - 10/16/13 02:21 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

What did the Russian man say to his neighbour? Привет соседу.

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, but any issues were swiftly resolved and I continued to live happily in West Philadelphia.


A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.


What happened to the man when he realized he could communicate via telekinesis? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

What do you call a woman  sliding a pole? A firefighter.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.


why is my woman in the kitchen making a sandwich she must have the munchies


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