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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: Sheekle]
    #18972856 - 10/13/13 04:24 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
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Can't we just all make fun of Sheekle?

Jokes are good and all but we can't let him get his way godammit!

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& end up in ditches


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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: Legend]
    #18972918 - 10/13/13 04:35 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

A mushroom walks into a bar and asks for a beer.  The bartender replies he doesn't serve mushrooms drinks.  The mushroom replies "Oh come on, I'm a fun guy (fungi)!"  :death:


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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: Legend]
    #18972919 - 10/13/13 04:36 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

because they're little bitches


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: Sheekle]
    #18972979 - 10/13/13 04:49 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Did y'all hear about the Mexican that got a black guy tattooed on his arm? His arm quit working


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[quote]Sheekle said:
[quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote]
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #18973045 - 10/13/13 05:03 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:fatfear:

Errrrr my god, raciest post in the pub!

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a little satire on posts with anything raciest in the pub

I'm on a roll with the jokes. :cool:


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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: Grateful Dead]
    #18973052 - 10/13/13 05:04 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Grateful Dead said:
I'm on a roll with the jokes. :cool:



well then your avatar with all the little bells on that guy is fitting


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: Sheekle]
    #18973073 - 10/13/13 05:08 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:dumbass:


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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: Grateful Dead]
    #18973088 - 10/13/13 05:10 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

wtf does that mean red foreman was a peese of scraps get him outta this thread


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16


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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: Sheekle]
    #18973093 - 10/13/13 05:11 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

If you can't look red in the eye, it shows a lack of will power, a hidden guilt, a confession waiting to spill fourth, anything you want to say to everyone?


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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: Grateful Dead]
    #18973099 - 10/13/13 05:14 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

What did the office employees on the 89th floor of the Twin Towers Building order on their pizzas?

PLAIN (PLANE!):goat:


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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: encryptor]
    #18974101 - 10/13/13 09:32 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Why did the tall basketball player marry the short cheerleader?
He was nuts over her


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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: Camwritesgonzo]
    #18974396 - 10/13/13 10:40 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four.

What's the difference between babies and water melons?
You can't unload a truck full of watermelons with a pitchfork.

What's the difference a Cadillac and 3 dead hookers?
I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.


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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: fapjack]
    #18975967 - 10/14/13 10:25 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

What's the difference between me and you? About five bank accounts, three ounces, and two vehicles.


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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: shivas.wisdom]
    #18976304 - 10/14/13 12:05 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

So this time my buddy FRYING on a 10 strip of L, bong hits and a 12 pack came downstairs with us when we were making coffee and he's like can I get a cup?  Cause you know I'm just tryin' to catch a buzz.  I was like ROFL


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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #18976325 - 10/14/13 12:10 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I heard this from my cousin a few years ago.

WARNING: Graphic Content

How do you make a little boy cry twice?


Wipe your bloody dick on his teddy bear.

It's pretty fucked up, but whatever.


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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #18981724 - 10/15/13 03:09 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

w t f


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16


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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: Sheekle]
    #18981759 - 10/15/13 03:15 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

l o l


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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #18981897 - 10/15/13 03:45 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

http://www.youtube.com/embed/mGKPU2uJkrQ?autoplay=1

I always find this song hilarious.


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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: Mescalean]
    #18982202 - 10/15/13 04:57 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: Zombi3] * 1
    #18983461 - 10/15/13 09:17 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Why did the jew go to the grocery store? Because he was out of milk.

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawer? We are both lawyers.

Yo momma so fat that when she dives into a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water than people with less body mass.

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory? Repeated absences and stealing.

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.



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