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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: zZZz]
#18970072 - 10/12/13 09:38 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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a lot of the jokes i made are because of the fucking engineering major i am in
it takes away the edge, man
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: Normal Flora]
#18970073 - 10/12/13 09:39 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Can't we just all make fun of Sheekle?
Jokes are good and all but we can't let him get his way godammit!
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: zZZz]
#18970075 - 10/12/13 09:40 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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What did the ghost say to the wall? Hey just passing through.
-Why was the scientists head all wet? caz, he had a brain storm.
-What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me.
-Where does a one legged man work? IHOP.
-Why do you go to bed? because the bed won't come to you.
-what did one fish say to the other? If you keep your mouth closed you will not get caught.
-why are fish so smart? because they live in schools.
-What is black and white, white and black, black and white? A zebra caught in a revolving door!!
-Why did the cook get arrested? Because he beat up an egg.
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: Grateful Dead]
#18970077 - 10/12/13 09:40 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Grateful Dead said: Ok Ok if you say so.
here is a good one...careful its really funny....

Get it 
Quote:
Grateful Dead said: Ok Ok if you say so.
here is a good one...careful its really funny....

Get it 
Luv it
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: Grateful Dead]
#18970079 - 10/12/13 09:40 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Grateful Dead said: Can't we just all make fun of Sheekle?
Jokes are good and all but we can't let him get his way godammit!

Snitches get stitches
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: mr sniffles]
#18970085 - 10/12/13 09:42 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: Grateful Dead]
#18970088 - 10/12/13 09:43 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Grateful Dead said: Ok Ok if you say so.
here is a good one...careful its really funny....

Get it 
nice execution,
i would give it 8.25/10 stars
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: Sheekle]
#18970089 - 10/12/13 09:43 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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You trying to say something pancake?
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: Zombi3]
#18970097 - 10/12/13 09:45 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Zombi3 said:
Dane Cook
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: Grateful Dead]
#18970100 - 10/12/13 09:46 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Grateful Dead said:
Quote:
Zombi3 said:
Dane Cook

Still makes me laugh. Theres obviously better comedy but this joke I thought was gold
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: Zombi3]
#18970107 - 10/12/13 09:48 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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The old farmer had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely with picnic tables, a barbecue pit, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.
One evening, the old farmer decided to go down to the pond and look it over. He hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond. As he approached, he made the women aware of his presence.
At once, they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave."
The old man frowned, "I did not come down here to watch you young ladies swim naked, or to make you get out of the pond naked."
Holding up the bucket, he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: zZZz]
#18970185 - 10/12/13 10:12 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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bump
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: Sheekle]
#18970643 - 10/13/13 12:12 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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What does one tampon say to another? Nothing. They're both stuck up cunts.
What do you call an open can of tuna on a lesbian's table? Potpourri.
What's the best thing about twenty-eight year olds? There's twenty of them.
How are Smurfette and Picasso alike? They both had a blue period.
One more. What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Thank you, and goodnight.
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: Camwritesgonzo]
#18970672 - 10/13/13 12:21 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.
What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service".
Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus? Nothing, two different species cannot propagate and gene splicing isn't advanced enough to separate the specific traits of an organism.
Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.
Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature.
There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "Yea, like 350, 375 degrees."
There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: shivas.wisdom]
#18970722 - 10/13/13 12:41 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Shivas
What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?
Kermit's finger.
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: elborito]
#18972304 - 10/13/13 02:08 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Bump harder
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: Sheekle] 2
#18972517 - 10/13/13 03:08 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
A Muslim walked into a bomb shop. Turns out he was in the wrong store. So, he left and went on with his day.
What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot.
How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"
What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.
Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.
A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.
A man walks in to a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.
Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients.
i'll be here all week folks!
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: shivas.wisdom]
#18972522 - 10/13/13 03:09 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Are these just from memory/stuff you're coming up with on your own?
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: Sheekle]
#18972555 - 10/13/13 03:19 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'm a big fan of anti humour and dry humour, but I've gleaned these all from various sources over the years--I've about used up all the ones I know now, though, so I'll have to start making some of my own up soon if I wish to continue down this road
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Re: WaTs Da FuNniESt j0k3 u EvEr heArD? [Re: Sheekle]
#18972837 - 10/13/13 04:20 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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why are you typing like Gamzee Makara?
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