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You have to give up 1 for a month
#18968100 - 10/12/13 12:19 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Masturbating or computer. This doesn't mean you can just have sex either, no sex either.
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shivas.wisdom
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Re: You have to give up 1 for a month [Re: fapjack]
#18968116 - 10/12/13 12:24 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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*looks at OP's username*
*looks at OP's signature*
*looks at poll*
I think I know what your answer would be
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Re: You have to give up 1 for a month [Re: fapjack] 1
#18968119 - 10/12/13 12:25 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I hit no masturbating but then I read you can't have sex either so I'd have to go with the no computer in retrospect. It'd make me do more stuff rather than getting on Counter Strike and blowing an hour or two or getting lost on youtube or some shit.
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shivas.wisdom
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Re: You have to give up 1 for a month [Re: gzuf]
#18968125 - 10/12/13 12:27 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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When I'm living out in the bush, it's easy to forgo computers for a month or so.
The same cannot be said for masturbation.
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Re: You have to give up 1 for a month [Re: shivas.wisdom]
#18968130 - 10/12/13 12:28 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I couldn't go without my computer for a month.. I'm hopelessly addicted. I start getting all depressed and shit after just a couple of days out in the country without it.. Not depressed from no computer, just way too much time to think. Computer keeps me occupied.
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fapjack
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Re: You have to give up 1 for a month [Re: Shroomslip]
#18968154 - 10/12/13 12:34 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I mean I could just watch a bunch of TV, but TV sucks. I have too hard of a time occupying myself without having a computer. I would have an easier time quiting masturbating, though neither would be easy.
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Re: You have to give up 1 for a month [Re: fapjack]
#18968159 - 10/12/13 12:36 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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no contest. masturbating. its already down to like 2x a week at most
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gzuf
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Re: You have to give up 1 for a month [Re: fapjack]
#18968163 - 10/12/13 12:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
fapjack said: I mean I could just watch a bunch of TV, but TV sucks.
Yeah seriously, fuck cable. Our generation is going to kill television Or at least, television as we know it. I bet it becomes all on-demand eventually.
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Re: You have to give up 1 for a month [Re: morrowasted]
#18968164 - 10/12/13 12:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Are you addicted to opiates?
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Re: You have to give up 1 for a month [Re: fapjack]
#18968168 - 10/12/13 12:38 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
fapjack said: Are you addicted to opiates?
no, an SSRI and an SNRI
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Patlal
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Re: You have to give up 1 for a month [Re: morrowasted]
#18968270 - 10/12/13 01:15 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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No way in hell I could survive a month without my computer.
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Salomon
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Re: You have to give up 1 for a month [Re: Patlal]
#18968278 - 10/12/13 01:18 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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is it masturbation if you build a robot to do it?
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Patlal
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Re: You have to give up 1 for a month [Re: Salomon]
#18968285 - 10/12/13 01:21 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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This thread just got to me.
I jerked off yesterday and I made the decision that i was my last tug until November 10th
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Salomon
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Re: You have to give up 1 for a month [Re: Patlal]
#18968300 - 10/12/13 01:27 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Patlal said: This thread just got to me.
I jerked off yesterday and I made the decision that i was my last tug until November 10th
oh hai
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Patlal
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Re: You have to give up 1 for a month [Re: Salomon] 2
#18968308 - 10/12/13 01:28 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Salomon said:
Quote:
Patlal said: This thread just got to me.
I jerked off yesterday and I made the decision that i was my last tug until November 10th
oh hai

fuck...
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Re: You have to give up 1 for a month [Re: Patlal]
#18968325 - 10/12/13 01:32 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Did you finally find an Eskimo girls to keep you warm?
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Re: You have to give up 1 for a month [Re: Patlal] 2
#18968328 - 10/12/13 01:33 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Patlal said:
Quote:
Salomon said:
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Patlal said: This thread just got to me.
I jerked off yesterday and I made the decision that i was my last tug until November 10th
oh hai

fuck...
Jokes on you he's gay
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Re: You have to give up 1 for a month [Re: NotTheDevil] 1
#18968335 - 10/12/13 01:35 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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And with that I'm not checking this thread again... I don't wanna see the man version of that .gif..
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fapjack
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Re: You have to give up 1 for a month [Re: Shroomslip] 4
#18968637 - 10/12/13 02:47 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: You have to give up 1 for a month [Re: fapjack]
#18968935 - 10/12/13 04:07 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Im already giving up sex for 3 months, half a month in... Feels like years
I also haven't been around women recently so I'm not horny at all oddly.
If these two factors weren't the case it would be computer any day.
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Patlal
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Re: You have to give up 1 for a month [Re: Everything] 5
#18968977 - 10/12/13 04:23 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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For those following this thread.
I failed, 2 hours ago
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Re: You have to give up 1 for a month [Re: Patlal]
#18969212 - 10/12/13 05:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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The computer easily although I'd miss the shroomery. Them again without the computer I wouldn't desire to jack nearly as much.
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Re: You have to give up 1 for a month [Re: GreySatyr]
#18969387 - 10/12/13 06:24 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'd give up masturbating, I hate not being able to check the shroomery.
I assume you're lumping smartphones and tablets with computers? I rarely use a PC, I'm normally on the tablet.
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Re: You have to give up 1 for a month [Re: TrentBoyett]
#18969550 - 10/12/13 07:12 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Well. I need a computer to masturbate, so it would have to be masturbating.
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fapjack
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Quote:
mjmihalov said: I'd give up masturbating, I hate not being able to check the shroomery.
I assume you're lumping smartphones and tablets with computers? I rarely use a PC, I'm normally on the tablet.
Yep, no short cuts!
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juggaloblink420 said: Well. I need a computer to masturbate, so it would have to be masturbating.
^^
When I was your age I was jerking off to thoughts of my sister getting banged out by her boyfriend.
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Re: You have to give up 1 for a month [Re: fapjack]
#18970582 - 10/12/13 11:56 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
fapjack said:
When I was your age I was jerking off to thoughts of my sister getting banged out by her boyfriend.
I'd give up masturbating, but I don't see how you could stop me.
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Re: You have to give up 1 for a month [Re: ganjfather]
#18970591 - 10/12/13 11:58 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I could give up fapping but im not turning down sex.
Need the pc for school stuff
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Re: You have to give up 1 for a month [Re: trekie]
#18970596 - 10/12/13 11:59 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
trekie said: I could give up fapping but im not turning down sex.
Need the pc for school stuff
Giving up sex is a lot easier than giving up to jerking off to anyone in a long enough relationship.
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Re: You have to give up 1 for a month [Re: fapjack]
#18970605 - 10/13/13 12:00 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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5 years still get it at least once a week
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Re: You have to give up 1 for a month [Re: trekie]
#18970623 - 10/13/13 12:06 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I fuck my gf almost every day, I jerk off like 3-5 times a day. Which one to you seems like its a bigger change of pace for me? I love both, but one I have to put no work in to. My right arm could kill all the flies in Africa without waking me up.
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Re: You have to give up 1 for a month [Re: fapjack]
#18970635 - 10/13/13 12:10 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Yeah but I can limit myself to one orgasm weakly( sometimes ill fap once or twice a week) getting older
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Re: You have to give up 1 for a month [Re: fapjack]
#18970641 - 10/13/13 12:11 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
fapjack said: When I was your age I was jerking off to thoughts of my sister getting banged out by her boyfriend.
me too
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Re: You have to give up 1 for a month [Re: trekie]
#18970648 - 10/13/13 12:13 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I forget masturbating is even a thing at some points. It's simply an evolutionary pleasure that we can do without. Have a few wet dreams and get back on track.
Computer though has become sort of an evolutionary necessity. I wouldn't have filled my brain nearly as much as I do with computer. Also my main calling, which is music, is done by e-mailing tracks with my bandmate. It's a little more important to me than masturbating. (although that is fun as well)
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