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FOUR YEAR OLD KILLED BY POLICE- (share your satire)
    #18967501 - 10/12/13 08:27 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Well, since some mod get twisted over my awesome thread and deleted it I will have to make a new one.

Maybe they will allow this one if I preface it by claiming that this story is not real and is meant to make people think. Along the lines of satire, maybe. . . you be the judge.

Feel free to share you own satire.

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FOUR YEAR OLD KILLED BY POLICE

LEBANON, Tenn.

A four year old boy was shot to death by police after his toy gun was mistaken for an actual rifle.

Police had been investigating the boy’s father for allegedly purchasing marijuana over the internet. The child and his father, Josh Adams, were watching cartoons late Saturday night. Police had surrounded the residence and were preparing to conduct a raid when the child began to play with his toy gun. As the child approached a window an officer mistook his toy gun for an actual rifle and shot the child five times.

Although no drugs were found in the house, Adams was arrested and charged with child neglect for having his son in a dangerous situation.

“This just goes to show how devastating drugs are.” Lebanon Police Chief Billy Weeks said. “This scumbag put his own child’s life in danger just so he could get a fix. The kid probably wouldn’t have contributed anymore to society than his worthless father.” He added that the policeman responsible would be placed on paid administrative leave, a standard procedure after an officer-involved shooting.

Adams, who is a student at John Hopkins University School of Medicine, had reportedly purchased ten grams of high quality marijuanas over the internet, worth an estimated five hundred dollars.

The child’s mother was out of town at the time of the incident and could not be reached for comment.








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Re: FOUR YEAR OLD KILLED BY POLICE- (share your satire) [Re: Charlie Sheen]
    #18967533 - 10/12/13 08:47 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:Prisoner1:
He clearly posed a danger to the officers in question!


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Re: FOUR YEAR OLD KILLED BY POLICE- (share your satire) [Re: Heffy] * 2
    #18967535 - 10/12/13 08:49 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

10 grams for $500??:mygoditsfullofstars:


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Re: FOUR YEAR OLD KILLED BY POLICE- (share your satire) [Re: Doctor Sponge]
    #18967551 - 10/12/13 08:56 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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10 grams for $500??:mygoditsfullofstars:




Yep. That's the highlight of this story.


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Re: FOUR YEAR OLD KILLED BY POLICE- (share your satire) [Re: Charlie Sheen]
    #18967555 - 10/12/13 08:57 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Dude, that sucks. I just got all twisted outta shape, only to find out that it is utter bull shit. Nice troll.


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Re: FOUR YEAR OLD KILLED BY POLICE- (share your satire) [Re: Doctor Sponge]
    #18967557 - 10/12/13 08:57 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

OP, it is JohnS Hopkins University School of Medicine, just saying.  Any credible news source would've gotten that right!


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Re: FOUR YEAR OLD KILLED BY POLICE- (share your satire) [Re: Shpongle1]
    #18967570 - 10/12/13 09:00 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I was making fun of how the media often reports the drugs confiscated being worth a ridiculous amount...

See what you've done tymoteusz3!?

The momentum of the original thread has been killed because the shock value no longer exists with this preface.

:feelssadman:

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OP, it is JohnS Hopkins University School of Medicine, just saying.  Any credible news source would've gotten that right!




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Re: FOUR YEAR OLD KILLED BY POLICE- (share your satire) [Re: Charlie Sheen] * 1
    #18967593 - 10/12/13 09:11 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

this story isn't real


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Re: FOUR YEAR OLD KILLED BY POLICE- (share your satire) [Re: Charlie Sheen]
    #18967610 - 10/12/13 09:22 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Well, since some mod get twisted over my awesome thread and deleted it I will have to make a new one.

Maybe they will allow this one if I preface it by claiming that this story is not real and is meant to make people think. Along the lines of satire, maybe. . . you be the judge.

Feel free to share you own satire.

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Charlie Sheen said:
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FOUR YEAR OLD KILLED BY POLICE

LEBANON, Tenn.

A four year old boy was shot to death by police after his toy gun was mistaken for an actual rifle.

Police had been investigating the boy’s father for allegedly purchasing marijuana over the internet. The child and his father, Josh Adams, were watching cartoons late Saturday night. Police had surrounded the residence and were preparing to conduct a raid when the child began to play with his toy gun. As the child approached a window an officer mistook his toy gun for an actual rifle and shot the child five times.

Although no drugs were found in the house, Adams was arrested and charged with child neglect for having his son in a dangerous situation.

“This just goes to show how devastating drugs are.” Lebanon Police Chief Billy Weeks said. “This scumbag put his own child’s life in danger just so he could get a fix. The kid probably wouldn’t have contributed anymore to society than his worthless father.” He added that the policeman responsible would be placed on paid administrative leave, a standard procedure after an officer-involved shooting.

Adams, who is a student at John Hopkins University School of Medicine, had reportedly purchased ten grams of high quality marijuanas over the internet, worth an estimated five hundred dollars.

The child’s mother was out of town at the time of the incident and could not be reached for comment.








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Re: FOUR YEAR OLD KILLED BY POLICE- (share your satire) [Re: fapjack]
    #18967645 - 10/12/13 09:35 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Everyone is so God damn sensitive fucken A

Its not a troll thread, its to make you think


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Re: FOUR YEAR OLD KILLED BY POLICE- (share your satire) [Re: dark3st]
    #18967651 - 10/12/13 09:38 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

The way it seems playing tag is no longer allowed in schools nor is making your hands look like a gun. Cops and robbers is no longer allowed nor cowboys and Indians.  This society is so up tight and seems most need something to be offended by for no reasion but to be an asshole. 

Hell gym is not even mandatory anymore.


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Re: FOUR YEAR OLD KILLED BY POLICE- (share your satire) [Re: dark3st] * 1
    #18967652 - 10/12/13 09:40 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

How are the 2 even remotely related?  I'm not being uptight, his post is fucked up.  I read shit like that all the time and it seriously upsets me, I don't want to be upset by a fake story someone made up for god only knows what reason.  Its like telling your mom you have cancer and then saying april fools afterwards, and then calling her uptight when she calls you a prick.


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Re: FOUR YEAR OLD KILLED BY POLICE- (share your satire) [Re: fapjack]
    #18967669 - 10/12/13 09:48 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Your one of the sensitive people I was talking about. If you can't have a discussion of real life possible outcomes then wtf?

I didn't feel a thing for this hypothetical 4 yr old because shit happens but if you close your self off how can we progress when the the need to be reactive overpowers proactive discussion?


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Re: FOUR YEAR OLD KILLED BY POLICE- (share your satire) [Re: Patlal]
    #18967670 - 10/12/13 09:48 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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learning sponge said:
10 grams for $500??:mygoditsfullofstars:




Yep. That's the highlight of this story.




hes pretty lucky for getting it for 50 bucks a gram, its proabaly cut with something

...wait... weed?  ohhhhh


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Re: FOUR YEAR OLD KILLED BY POLICE- (share your satire) [Re: dark3st]
    #18967693 - 10/12/13 09:54 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Your one of the sensitive people I was talking about. If you can't have a discussion of real life possible outcomes then wtf?



You're*
You are unbelievably insensitive if a story of this nature doesn't bother you. Since we are talking about real life possible outcomes, why don't we start a story in relation to your mother or girlfriend getting beat and sexual assaulted? It's a possible outcome, so let's have a discussion about it because that is making us better people, right?

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I didn't feel a thing for this hypothetical 4 yr old because shit happens but if you close your self off how can we progress when the the need to be reactive overpowers proactive discussion?



Fuck you, shit doesn't happen. You are insensitive. It's that simple.

This scenario is unrealistic and ignorant. I hate this thread and think it is complete shit. I'm not sure why anyone would defend stories of children getting shot over fake guns. It is just a stupid, unrealistic scenario. It paints all policemen to be monsters who have no heart or remorse. They see a child, "fuck 'em, blast it!"


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Re: FOUR YEAR OLD KILLED BY POLICE- (share your satire) [Re: SoreSpore] * 1
    #18967725 - 10/12/13 10:08 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

It was my attempt at satire. This story SHOULD bother you.

Have any of you ever read or heard of Jonathan Swift's A Modest Proposal?

I had a brief moment of inspiration and felt like writing this story up because it IS ridiculous and just the same I believe the war on drugs is absurd.

I do think such a scenario is possible, though not highly probable.

Considering all the REAL fucked up shit that is occurring in the world, it seems silly to get bent out of shape over something that is NOT REAL.

How about horror movies? Are they fucked up because they often depict people being brutally murdered? Maybe so, but none-the-less those events are not real and were created for entertainment purposes.

Whether or not you like that kind of "entertainment" or would even refer to it as so is completely up to you.

Again, this was a genuine attempt at being creative and if only one person can appreciate what I have done then I have gained some sense of fulfillment.

To those who despise what I have written, I ask only that you consider my genuine intentions. Whether or not I executed those intentions properly is subjective and certainly open for discussion.

I want to know what people think. So thank you all for the comments.


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Re: FOUR YEAR OLD KILLED BY POLICE- (share your satire) [Re: Charlie Sheen]
    #18967785 - 10/12/13 10:30 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I was hoping the kid had drugs on him and the k-9 just pounced on him and ripped him to shreds.


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Re: FOUR YEAR OLD KILLED BY POLICE- (share your satire) [Re: Charlie Sheen]
    #18967885 - 10/12/13 11:03 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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It was my attempt at satire. This story SHOULD bother you.




:thumbup:

Yeah the truly sad part is that it's not even that much more extreme than what really happens. Sounded fairly believable to me until the part about "marijuanas."


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Re: FOUR YEAR OLD KILLED BY POLICE- (share your satire) [Re: SoreSpore]
    #18967892 - 10/12/13 11:06 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

haha oh.... oh wow


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Re: FOUR YEAR OLD KILLED BY POLICE- (share your satire) [Re: Charlie Sheen]
    #18967904 - 10/12/13 11:10 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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It was my attempt at satire. This story SHOULD bother you.



The story does bother me, Mr. Estévez. But since it's fiction it works better with the preface than without.


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Re: FOUR YEAR OLD KILLED BY POLICE- (share your satire) [Re: SoreSpore]
    #18967945 - 10/12/13 11:24 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

It is highly possible something like this to occur, worse things have happened. 

I'm not insensitive, I just don't let emotion cloud my thi.nking.  Its waisted glucose

Also if my mother were to be raped or murder, mutilated or what have you, I'm not in contact with here or any family so it would have no effect on me.

Sure the scenario is bad but when things like this happen you have to put emotion to the side to know how to progress in a positive manner in a negative state. That's when your intentions could be for the worst when you wish the best.

For example, The death penalty, and the families who wish it on the person who did the deed only to regret the decision for taking a life themselves.


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Re: FOUR YEAR OLD KILLED BY POLICE- (share your satire) [Re: dark3st]
    #18969018 - 10/12/13 04:36 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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It is highly possible something like this to occur, worse things have happened. 




a 5 year old was shot when a couple of cops were trying to shoot a snake out
of a tree like a couple of retards, so yeah, shit like this does happen but
the OPs fake story is just retarded based on his claim that his point is
about the media hyping the price of weed


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Re: FOUR YEAR OLD KILLED BY POLICE- (share your satire) [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #18969115 - 10/12/13 05:07 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Anyone else find this statement to be absolutely retarded?

“This just goes to show how devastating drugs are.” Lebanon Police Chief Billy Weeks said. “This scumbag put his own child’s life in danger just so he could get a fix. The kid probably wouldn’t have contributed anymore to society than his worthless father.” He added that the policeman responsible would be placed on paid administrative leave, a standard procedure after an officer-involved shooting.


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Re: FOUR YEAR OLD KILLED BY POLICE- (share your satire) [Re: Patlal]
    #18969118 - 10/12/13 05:09 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

How?


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Re: FOUR YEAR OLD KILLED BY POLICE- (share your satire) [Re: dark3st]
    #18969127 - 10/12/13 05:12 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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How?




"The kid probably wouldn’t have contributed anymore to society than his worthless father"


How the fuck can a chief of police be that fucking oblivious to the fact that a kid died and go on to say he would have grown up to be a fuck up??? Not only did his officer kill a child but now the chief of police is insulting him after his death... Plus it was just weed... The father probably wasa stand up guy, he was studying medecine for fucks sake


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Re: FOUR YEAR OLD KILLED BY POLICE- (share your satire) [Re: Patlal]
    #18969160 - 10/12/13 05:21 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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the OPs fake story is just retarded based on his claim that his point is
about the media hyping the price of weed




My "point" was not about hyping the price of weed. That was one minor element of this story that I pointed out in response to people drawing attention to it in particular.

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How the fuck can a chief of police be that fucking oblivious to the fact that a kid died and go on to say he would have grown up to be a fuck up??? Not only did his officer kill a child but now the chief of police is insulting him after his death... Plus it was just weed... The father probably wasa stand up guy, he was studying medecine for fucks sake




Please keep in mind that this was an attempt at writing satire.
I put those details in there to exaggerate the idea that people who use drugs do not contribute to society and contrasted it with the concept of a drug user that attends med school.
This story is ridiculous, and that was kind of my intention.

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Re: FOUR YEAR OLD KILLED BY POLICE- (share your satire) [Re: Charlie Sheen]
    #18969614 - 10/12/13 07:34 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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the OPs fake story is just retarded based on his claim that his point is
about the media hyping the price of weed




My "point" was not about hyping the price of weed. That was one minor element of this story that I pointed out in response to people drawing attention to it in particular.







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I was making fun of how the media often reports the drugs confiscated being worth a ridiculous amount...






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    #18969620 - 10/12/13 07:36 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah but nowhere does it say that that was his only point.


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Re: FOUR YEAR OLD KILLED BY POLICE- (share your satire) [Re: Charlie Sheen]
    #18969646 - 10/12/13 07:45 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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FOUR YEAR OLD KILLED BY POLICE

LEBANON, Tenn.

A four year old boy was shot to death by police after his toy gun was mistaken for an actual rifle.

Police had been investigating the boy’s father for allegedly purchasing marijuana over the internet. The child and his father, Josh Adams, were watching cartoons late Saturday night. Police had surrounded the residence and were preparing to conduct a raid when the child began to play with his toy gun. As the child approached a window an officer mistook his toy gun for an actual rifle and shot the child five times.

Although no drugs were found in the house, Adams was arrested and charged with child neglect for having his son in a dangerous situation.

“This just goes to show how devastating drugs are.” Lebanon Police Chief Billy Weeks said. “This scumbag put his own child’s life in danger just so he could get a fix. The kid probably wouldn’t have contributed anymore to society than his worthless father.” He added that the policeman responsible would be placed on paid administrative leave, a standard procedure after an officer-involved shooting.

Adams, who is a student at John Hopkins University School of Medicine, had reportedly purchased ten grams of high quality marijuanas over the internet, worth an estimated five hundred dollars.

The child’s mother was out of town at the time of the incident and could not be reached for comment.




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Re: FOUR YEAR OLD KILLED BY POLICE- (share your satire) [Re: Repertoire89]
    #18969662 - 10/12/13 07:50 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: FOUR YEAR OLD KILLED BY POLICE- (share your satire) [Re: psi]
    #18969669 - 10/12/13 07:53 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Quote:

Charlie Sheen said:
I was making fun of how the media often reports the drugs confiscated being worth a ridiculous amount...









That quote was a response to these comments. . .

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learning sponge said:
10 grams for $500??:mygoditsfullofstars:



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learning sponge said:
10 grams for $500??:mygoditsfullofstars:




Yep. That's the highlight of this story.




This. . .

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Yeah but nowhere does it say that that was his only point.





The exaggerated price was a petty detail. The initial inspiration for this story came from me watching a child playing with their toy gun and thinking "what if. . . "


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Re: FOUR YEAR OLD KILLED BY POLICE- (share your satire) [Re: Charlie Sheen]
    #18969734 - 10/12/13 08:11 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

It's kind of frightening how plausible that scenario could be in today's USA. Who will protect us from the cops?


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Re: FOUR YEAR OLD KILLED BY POLICE- (share your satire) [Re: Le_Canard]
    #18969772 - 10/12/13 08:23 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

A Detroit officer shot a 7 year old girl in the head during a raid. . . link.


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Re: FOUR YEAR OLD KILLED BY POLICE- (share your satire) [Re: Charlie Sheen]
    #18969778 - 10/12/13 08:25 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Post that story, trust me no one will ever give you shit here for posting the truth.  When someone reads something that tears at their heart and then finds out its a fake story, you will get shit from most everyone.  The war on drugs isn't a joke to a lot of us.  A lot of us have friends/family in prison and this shit isn't funny at all, nor entertaining.  In the future, please just remember this.


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Re: FOUR YEAR OLD KILLED BY POLICE- (share your satire) [Re: fapjack] * 1
    #18969790 - 10/12/13 08:28 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Do you know what satire is?

I don't think the war on drugs or the consequences of it are funny. . .


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Re: FOUR YEAR OLD KILLED BY POLICE- (share your satire) [Re: Charlie Sheen]
    #18969815 - 10/12/13 08:33 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Satire is good when its great, and this is shit.  If you want to draw up an elaborate story that tugs at my heart and makes me die laughing I will give you a pass.  You are half way there...

Satire is an art with many factors, you are soooo far off the mark to make this even remotely entertaining.


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Re: FOUR YEAR OLD KILLED BY POLICE- (share your satire) [Re: fapjack]
    #18969860 - 10/12/13 08:44 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I thought it was pretty good.


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    #18970552 - 10/12/13 11:50 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Its not hard to mimic a story you read every other week, it lacked comedy.


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    #18971288 - 10/13/13 07:24 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

You need to get over yourself :facepalm: you remind me of the emo kids in school.


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    #18971354 - 10/13/13 08:15 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Its not hard to mimic a story you read every other week, it lacked comedy.




Satire doesn't necessarily have to be funny, even if a lot of it is. Weren't you saying a few posts back that joking about this stuff would be inappropriate anyway? If it's so easy to write something better, go ahead and wow us.


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