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Douche move
    #18967202 - 10/12/13 05:18 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

So, yesterday I invited a friend of mine to come over in the next few days and try this Rampant IPA I had. Well, tonight, I ran out of other beer and drank it. To be more correct, I'm enjoying the shit out of it right now and it's good and I'm not sorry.

I can't get more of it now, and I'm trying to decide between stalling him until I can get more, or just saying nothing and pretending I don't know what he's talking about.

Dick move? I think so. Convince me otherwise, Pub.


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Re: Douche move [Re: canid] * 1
    #18967205 - 10/12/13 05:21 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Man up and tell da troof.
It's not liked you raped a baby with a drill.


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Re: Douche move [Re: canid] * 2
    #18967209 - 10/12/13 05:23 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

You fear your friend will only come over if you have the special IPA? I get what you're saying. My friends will only play with me if I invest heavily in pokemon.

:facepalm:

Just tell him you drank the goddamn beer (it's what it's there for, right?) and that he should come over anyway for some good times.


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Re: Douche move [Re: canid]
    #18967216 - 10/12/13 05:29 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Just buy his ass some Natty Light and call it a day


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Re: Douche move [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #18967217 - 10/12/13 05:29 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Apollyphelion said:
It's not liked you raped a baby with a drill.




I'm not seeing the diff.


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Re: Douche move [Re: koraks]
    #18967219 - 10/12/13 05:30 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

koraks: I will probably have to do that, but the dude brought me a kitchen vent-hood and I had to tell him to kick rocks because I was headed out the door at the time. I feel a little bad.


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Re: Douche move [Re: Niffla]
    #18967221 - 10/12/13 05:31 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Niffla said:
Just buy his ass some Natty Light and call it a day




I have an 8 year old sixer of miller sitting on teh counter. Is that the same?


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Re: Douche move [Re: canid] * 1
    #18967224 - 10/12/13 05:32 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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canid said:
Quote:

Niffla said:
Just buy his ass some Natty Light and call it a day




I have an 8 year old sixer of miller sitting on teh counter. Is that the same?




Fuck yeah you bet it is, canid. Even better actually. Tell him it's "premium aged".


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Re: Douche move [Re: canid]
    #18967228 - 10/12/13 05:34 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

How many days ago did you ask him? More than 4 days = 'no foul, no harm'.

Ya snooze, ya lose, and all that.

Invite him over for some good bourbon, scotch, and he'll forget about the beer...:faded:

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Re: Douche move [Re: vinsue]
    #18967236 - 10/12/13 05:39 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

It was last night. I'm all broke; that's why it was my last beers.


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Re: Douche move [Re: canid]
    #18967259 - 10/12/13 05:54 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

text him and be like: are you coming over with those IPA's or what dick-face?
if your gonna douche it up, go all the way.


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Re: Douche move [Re: broken]
    #18967263 - 10/12/13 05:55 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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closed veil said:
text him and be like: are you coming over with those IPA's or what dick-face?
if your gonna douche it up, go all the way.




Thank you! you solved all the shit CV


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Re: Douche move [Re: canid]
    #18967268 - 10/12/13 05:58 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

solving other people's problems and creating my own is a weekly thing for me.


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Re: Douche move [Re: broken]
    #18967311 - 10/12/13 06:36 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

closed veil said:
text him and be like: are you coming over with those IPA's or what dick-face?
if your gonna douche it up, go all the way.




i like this guy!

i would do the same. dont half ass the shit! you could be like, i invited you over last night and you never showed so i said fuck it and drank all MY god damn beer! then smack him and send him to get you some munchies CAUSE PMIPIN AINT EASY!


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Re: Douche move [Re: Not Responding] * 1
    #18967318 - 10/12/13 06:38 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I'm sorry, I just cant' continue with this premise anymore.


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Re: Douche move [Re: canid]
    #18967320 - 10/12/13 06:39 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I mean pimpin'? Shit's mad easy.


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Re: Douche move [Re: canid]
    #18967328 - 10/12/13 06:42 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

my hoes aint easy. these bitches think their people and deserve health benefits and shit. i also have a few bottom shelfs that keep robbin all the tricks. had to bail one out of jail last night and the other is got damn missing. prob passed out by a strip club again.


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Re: Douche move [Re: canid]
    #18967434 - 10/12/13 07:40 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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canid said:
koraks: I will probably have to do that, but the dude brought me a kitchen vent-hood and I had to tell him to kick rocks because I was headed out the door at the time. I feel a little bad.



Had he brought you a clit hood (with associated apparel), I would have seen your point.


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