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canid
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Douche move
#18967202 - 10/12/13 05:18 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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So, yesterday I invited a friend of mine to come over in the next few days and try this Rampant IPA I had. Well, tonight, I ran out of other beer and drank it. To be more correct, I'm enjoying the shit out of it right now and it's good and I'm not sorry.
I can't get more of it now, and I'm trying to decide between stalling him until I can get more, or just saying nothing and pretending I don't know what he's talking about.
Dick move? I think so. Convince me otherwise, Pub.
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Apollyphelion
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Re: Douche move [Re: canid] 1
#18967205 - 10/12/13 05:21 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Man up and tell da troof. It's not liked you raped a baby with a drill.
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Re: Douche move [Re: canid] 2
#18967209 - 10/12/13 05:23 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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You fear your friend will only come over if you have the special IPA? I get what you're saying. My friends will only play with me if I invest heavily in pokemon.

Just tell him you drank the goddamn beer (it's what it's there for, right?) and that he should come over anyway for some good times.
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Re: Douche move [Re: canid]
#18967216 - 10/12/13 05:29 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Just buy his ass some Natty Light and call it a day
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canid
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Quote:
Apollyphelion said: It's not liked you raped a baby with a drill.
I'm not seeing the diff.
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Re: Douche move [Re: koraks]
#18967219 - 10/12/13 05:30 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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koraks: I will probably have to do that, but the dude brought me a kitchen vent-hood and I had to tell him to kick rocks because I was headed out the door at the time. I feel a little bad.
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Re: Douche move [Re: Niffla]
#18967221 - 10/12/13 05:31 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Niffla said: Just buy his ass some Natty Light and call it a day
I have an 8 year old sixer of miller sitting on teh counter. Is that the same?
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Re: Douche move [Re: canid] 1
#18967224 - 10/12/13 05:32 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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canid said:
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Niffla said: Just buy his ass some Natty Light and call it a day
I have an 8 year old sixer of miller sitting on teh counter. Is that the same?
Fuck yeah you bet it is, canid. Even better actually. Tell him it's "premium aged".
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Re: Douche move [Re: canid]
#18967228 - 10/12/13 05:34 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: Douche move [Re: vinsue]
#18967236 - 10/12/13 05:39 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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It was last night. I'm all broke; that's why it was my last beers.
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Re: Douche move [Re: canid]
#18967259 - 10/12/13 05:54 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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text him and be like: are you coming over with those IPA's or what dick-face? if your gonna douche it up, go all the way.
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canid
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Re: Douche move [Re: broken]
#18967263 - 10/12/13 05:55 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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closed veil said: text him and be like: are you coming over with those IPA's or what dick-face? if your gonna douche it up, go all the way.
Thank you! you solved all the shit CV
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Re: Douche move [Re: canid]
#18967268 - 10/12/13 05:58 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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solving other people's problems and creating my own is a weekly thing for me.
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Re: Douche move [Re: broken]
#18967311 - 10/12/13 06:36 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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closed veil said: text him and be like: are you coming over with those IPA's or what dick-face? if your gonna douche it up, go all the way.
i like this guy!
i would do the same. dont half ass the shit! you could be like, i invited you over last night and you never showed so i said fuck it and drank all MY god damn beer! then smack him and send him to get you some munchies CAUSE PMIPIN AINT EASY!
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Edited by Not Responding (10/12/13 06:37 AM)
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canid
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I'm sorry, I just cant' continue with this premise anymore.
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Re: Douche move [Re: canid]
#18967320 - 10/12/13 06:39 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I mean pimpin'? Shit's mad easy.
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Re: Douche move [Re: canid]
#18967328 - 10/12/13 06:42 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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my hoes aint easy. these bitches think their people and deserve health benefits and shit. i also have a few bottom shelfs that keep robbin all the tricks. had to bail one out of jail last night and the other is got damn missing. prob passed out by a strip club again.
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Re: Douche move [Re: canid]
#18967434 - 10/12/13 07:40 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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canid said: koraks: I will probably have to do that, but the dude brought me a kitchen vent-hood and I had to tell him to kick rocks because I was headed out the door at the time. I feel a little bad.
Had he brought you a clit hood (with associated apparel), I would have seen your point.
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