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Babylonia
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"Bitch about your roommates post"
#18965102 - 10/11/13 06:00 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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We all have or have had shitty roommates. Post your worst/best stories.
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Enjoywho
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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: Babylonia]
#18965114 - 10/11/13 06:05 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Ummm you didnt even post a story?
My good friend wouldn't clean worth shit. The sink would be full of his dishes and one morning I caught him eating cereal off a plate worth a spatula.
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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: Enjoywho] 1
#18965119 - 10/11/13 06:07 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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my roomies would say i never do the dishes but i did them just as much as anyone else
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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: Babylonia] 1
#18965122 - 10/11/13 06:08 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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ok well this isn't really a "bad" situation or whatever it just pissed me off and I was completely astonished by his actions, kind of funny. So I decided to room with this kid i went to high school with for college. Every now and then i'd be searching for a shirt i'd want to wear and I couldn't find the certain shirt i wanted. i was certain i just lose shit too much. so after about 4-5 missing shirts i was like alright this cant just be me. so one day i come back to my room and i'm looking for a pair of my jeans...so i ask my roommate if he had seen them anywhere and he just walks out of the room shrugging his shoulders. I noticed while he was walking out of the room that he was wearing the jeans i was looking for. that piece of shit was consistently stealing my clothes throughout the whole fucking year and denied every last part of it.
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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: Enjoywho]
#18965181 - 10/11/13 06:26 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Enjoywho said: My good friend wouldn't clean worth shit. The sink would be full of his dishes and one morning I caught him eating cereal off a plate worth a spatula. 
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Khii Khwaay
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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: Babylonia]
#18965202 - 10/11/13 06:33 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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My Uncle got busted by my Aunt, and I inherited a suitcase full of VHS porn tapes.
I showed them to my roommates and about a week later all of the ones that had black chicks in them disappeared.
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Patlal
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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: Khii Khwaay]
#18965215 - 10/11/13 06:36 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I have had 26 roommates in the last 4 years.
Which one do you want me to bitch about?
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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: Patlal]
#18965269 - 10/11/13 06:49 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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my roomate always be like "yo! take out the trash", but im like "hold on mum!, im playing video games". other than that, it's not so bad.
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Babylonia
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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: brianisswindy]
#18965478 - 10/11/13 07:49 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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brianisswindy said: ok well this isn't really a "bad" situation or whatever it just pissed me off and I was completely astonished by his actions, kind of funny. So I decided to room with this kid i went to high school with for college. Every now and then i'd be searching for a shirt i'd want to wear and I couldn't find the certain shirt i wanted. i was certain i just lose shit too much. so after about 4-5 missing shirts i was like alright this cant just be me. so one day i come back to my room and i'm looking for a pair of my jeans...so i ask my roommate if he had seen them anywhere and he just walks out of the room shrugging his shoulders. I noticed while he was walking out of the room that he was wearing the jeans i was looking for. that piece of shit was consistently stealing my clothes throughout the whole fucking year and denied every last part of it.
Wtfffff. Sounds like a crazy.
My current roommate shows signs of potential mental illness which is why I don't even fight back with her lol.
She gets mad at me for things that aren't relevent and is extremely possesive of me. Reasons why shes mad at me: - I didn't post any pictures of us on instagram - I organized the living room - I caught her eating my food - I ordered a lock for my bedroom door - I asked her to clean the pan she used - My tv turned itself on while I wasn't in the room and it was" my fault"
So... basically she's off her rocker. She's yelled at me in public and today she wrote "get laid, it might help you lighten up (;" on the dry erase board on her bedroom door. Which is funny because she has sex with her creepy bf pretty often and she's still really bitter. (Ive heard them and I came close to vomiting).
I don't really react to her because that makes her more mad than anything. My lack of showing interest in her drama drives her over the edge.
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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: Babylonia]
#18965581 - 10/11/13 08:12 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Stopped hanging out with friend
-offensive driver -annoying to watch t.v. with when he won't make up his mind -just comes over randomly early just to eat food/go on computer -brings up old news that just seems kind of lame -acts like what he says is getting a good response from people, kind of manipulative if you're around it enough
I never would have lived with him before and now after working with him my suspicions confirmed it.
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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: Konyap]
#18965620 - 10/11/13 08:19 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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what roommate
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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: mr sniffles]
#18965625 - 10/11/13 08:20 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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"lol"...
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Babylonia
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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: Konyap]
#18965650 - 10/11/13 08:26 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Weird. My roommate is also manipulative. She tries to talk badly about my friends so ill only hang out with her. Used to atleast. Whenever she tries to fight with me she makes this creepy murderer smile and talks in a weird bitch voice. scary.
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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: Konyap] 2
#18965658 - 10/11/13 08:27 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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My room mate is really quiet, but he's a real douchebag. Sometimes he eats some of my food, and I try to get him away but he just keeps coming back. Always taking sips of my open cans of soda as well.
We've gotten into it a few times pretty seriously. I've tried to smack the shit out of him on multiple occasions, but the asshole always manages to get away from me. Must of taken some martial arts classes or something.
The biggest problem is that he's only been here for a week and hasn't left the house even one time. I even tried giving him a hint and leaving the door open all day.
I really don't know what to do guys. Please help me out. Here's a picture of this dude.


Sorry babs lol. I had to post on your thread. I soon as I read the title, I knew it was yours.
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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: Babylonia]
#18965668 - 10/11/13 08:28 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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yeah, sometimes I hang out with people and it just feels so r-rated
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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: Babylonia]
#18965675 - 10/11/13 08:29 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Babylonia said: Weird. My roommate is also manipulative. She tries to talk badly about my friends so ill only hang out with her. Used to atleast. Whenever she tries to fight with me she makes this creepy murderer smile and talks in a weird bitch voice. scary.
sounds like she just wants to fuck bro.
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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: Konyap]
#18965679 - 10/11/13 08:29 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I heard that if people talk too much it also shows insecurity
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Babylonia
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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: kr0nik0]
#18965742 - 10/11/13 08:43 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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kr0nik0 said: My room mate is really quiet, but he's a real douchebag. Sometimes he eats some of my food, and I try to get him away but he just keeps coming back. Always taking sips of my open cans of soda as well.
We've gotten into it a few times pretty seriously. I've tried to smack the shit out of him on multiple occasions, but the asshole always manages to get away from me. Must of taken some martial arts classes or something.
The biggest problem is that he's only been here for a week and hasn't left the house even one time. I even tried giving him a hint and leaving the door open all day.
I really don't know what to do guys. Please help me out. Here's a picture of this dude.


Sorry babs lol. I had to post on your thread. I soon as I read the title, I knew it was yours.
Love you too.
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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: Babylonia]
#18965781 - 10/11/13 08:50 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Babylonia said: We all have or have had shitty roommates
No i haven't...
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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: Legend]
#18965839 - 10/11/13 09:04 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I had one dude that refused to use the drill to put the lock on his door, and he was always a dick to the dogs when we were gone.
The result, you ask?
SEVERAL piles of shit all over his bed, couch, and clothes.
He thought me and the girlfriend were gonna clean it.
HAH!
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