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"Bitch about your roommates post"
    #18965102 - 10/11/13 06:00 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

We all have or have had shitty roommates. Post your worst/best stories.


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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: Babylonia]
    #18965114 - 10/11/13 06:05 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Ummm you didnt even post a story?

My good friend wouldn't clean worth shit. The sink would be full of his dishes and one morning I caught him eating cereal off a plate worth a spatula. :shrug:


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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: Enjoywho] * 1
    #18965119 - 10/11/13 06:07 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

my roomies would say i never do the dishes but i did them just as much as anyone else


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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: Babylonia] * 1
    #18965122 - 10/11/13 06:08 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

ok well this isn't really a "bad" situation or whatever it just pissed me off and I was completely astonished by his actions, kind of funny. So I decided to room with this kid i went to high school with for college. Every now and then i'd be searching for a shirt i'd want to wear and I couldn't find the certain shirt i wanted. i was certain i just lose shit too much. so after about 4-5 missing shirts i was like alright this cant just be me. so one day i come back to my room and i'm looking for a pair of my jeans...so i ask my roommate if he had seen them anywhere and he just walks out of the room shrugging his shoulders. I noticed while he was walking out of the room that he was wearing the jeans i was looking for. that piece of shit was consistently stealing my clothes throughout the whole fucking year and denied every last part of it.


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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: Enjoywho]
    #18965181 - 10/11/13 06:26 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Enjoywho said:
My good friend wouldn't clean worth shit. The sink would be full of his dishes and one morning I caught him eating cereal off a plate worth a spatula. :shrug:




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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: Babylonia]
    #18965202 - 10/11/13 06:33 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

My Uncle got busted by my Aunt, and I inherited a suitcase full of VHS porn tapes.

I showed them to my roommates and about a week later all of the ones that had black chicks in them disappeared.


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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: Khii Khwaay]
    #18965215 - 10/11/13 06:36 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I have had 26 roommates in the last 4 years.

Which one do you want me to bitch about?


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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: Patlal]
    #18965269 - 10/11/13 06:49 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

my roomate always be like "yo! take out the trash", but im like "hold on mum!, im playing video games". other than that, it's not so bad.


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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: brianisswindy]
    #18965478 - 10/11/13 07:49 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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brianisswindy said:
ok well this isn't really a "bad" situation or whatever it just pissed me off and I was completely astonished by his actions, kind of funny. So I decided to room with this kid i went to high school with for college. Every now and then i'd be searching for a shirt i'd want to wear and I couldn't find the certain shirt i wanted. i was certain i just lose shit too much. so after about 4-5 missing shirts i was like alright this cant just be me. so one day i come back to my room and i'm looking for a pair of my jeans...so i ask my roommate if he had seen them anywhere and he just walks out of the room shrugging his shoulders. I noticed while he was walking out of the room that he was wearing the jeans i was looking for. that piece of shit was consistently stealing my clothes throughout the whole fucking year and denied every last part of it.




Wtfffff. Sounds like a crazy.

My current roommate shows signs of potential mental illness which is why I don't even fight back with her lol.

She gets mad at me for things that aren't relevent and is extremely possesive of me. Reasons why shes mad at me:
- I didn't post any pictures of us on instagram
- I organized the living room
- I caught her eating my food
- I ordered a lock for my bedroom door
- I asked her to clean the pan she used
- My tv turned itself on while I wasn't in the room and it was" my fault"

So... basically she's off her rocker.
She's yelled at me in public and today she wrote "get laid, it might help you lighten up (;" on the dry erase board on her bedroom door. Which is funny because she has sex with her creepy bf pretty often and she's still really bitter. (Ive heard them and I came close to vomiting).

I don't really react to her because that makes her more mad than anything. My lack of showing interest in her drama drives her over the edge.  :stirthepot:


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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: Babylonia]
    #18965581 - 10/11/13 08:12 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Stopped hanging out with friend

-offensive driver
-annoying to watch t.v. with when he won't make up his mind
-just comes over randomly early just to eat food/go on computer
-brings up old news that just seems kind of lame
-acts like what he says is getting a good response from people, kind of manipulative if you're around it enough

I never would have lived with him before and now after working with him my suspicions confirmed it.


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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: Konyap]
    #18965620 - 10/11/13 08:19 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

what roommate


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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: mr sniffles]
    #18965625 - 10/11/13 08:20 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

"lol"...


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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: Konyap]
    #18965650 - 10/11/13 08:26 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Weird. My roommate is also manipulative. She tries to talk badly about my friends so ill only hang out with her. Used to atleast. Whenever she tries to fight with me she makes this creepy murderer smile and talks in a weird bitch voice. scary.


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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: Konyap] * 2
    #18965658 - 10/11/13 08:27 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

My room mate is really quiet, but he's a real douchebag.
Sometimes he eats some of my food, and I try to get him away but he just keeps coming back.
Always taking sips of my open cans of soda as well.

We've gotten into it a few times pretty seriously.
I've tried to smack the shit out of him on multiple occasions, but the asshole
always manages to get away from me. Must of taken some martial arts classes or something.

The biggest problem is that he's only been here for a week and hasn't left the house even one time.
I even tried giving him a hint and leaving the door open all day.

I really don't know what to do guys. Please help me out. Here's a picture of this dude.




:trolldance:

Sorry babs lol. I had to post on your thread. I soon as I read the title, I knew it was yours.


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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: Babylonia]
    #18965668 - 10/11/13 08:28 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

yeah, sometimes I hang out with people and it just feels so r-rated :lol:


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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: Babylonia]
    #18965675 - 10/11/13 08:29 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Babylonia said:
Weird. My roommate is also manipulative. She tries to talk badly about my friends so ill only hang out with her. Used to atleast. Whenever she tries to fight with me she makes this creepy murderer smile and talks in a weird bitch voice. scary.




sounds like she just wants to fuck bro.


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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: Konyap]
    #18965679 - 10/11/13 08:29 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I heard that if people talk too much it also shows insecurity:lol:


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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: kr0nik0]
    #18965742 - 10/11/13 08:43 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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kr0nik0 said:
My room mate is really quiet, but he's a real douchebag.
Sometimes he eats some of my food, and I try to get him away but he just keeps coming back.
Always taking sips of my open cans of soda as well.

We've gotten into it a few times pretty seriously.
I've tried to smack the shit out of him on multiple occasions, but the asshole
always manages to get away from me. Must of taken some martial arts classes or something.

The biggest problem is that he's only been here for a week and hasn't left the house even one time.
I even tried giving him a hint and leaving the door open all day.

I really don't know what to do guys. Please help me out. Here's a picture of this dude.




:trolldance:

Sorry babs lol. I had to post on your thread. I soon as I read the title, I knew it was yours.







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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: Babylonia]
    #18965781 - 10/11/13 08:50 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Babylonia said:
We all have or have had shitty roommates




No i haven't...


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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: Legend]
    #18965839 - 10/11/13 09:04 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I had one dude that refused to use the drill to put the lock on his door, and he was always a dick to the dogs when we were gone.

The result, you ask?


SEVERAL piles of shit all over his bed, couch, and clothes.


He thought me and the girlfriend were gonna clean it.


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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: Shroom_i]
    #18965878 - 10/11/13 09:12 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I already posted it on here. I had one shit housemate.

He had just gotten out of prison with multiple felonies. He came home one night with blood on him, explaining how he had put some dude in the hospital and he thought he was going back to prison. One night when we were drinking, he opened up. Explained how when he was in prison he joined the Aryan Brotherhood and ranted about race mixing. Said multiple times how if I dated outside my race, he'd kill me (was serious). Told me of his crack dealing days and how he killed people.


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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: Shroomerited]
    #18965929 - 10/11/13 09:24 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:herpyderp: hope you got out...


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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: Babylonia]
    #18971187 - 10/13/13 06:15 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

3 days ago my roommate had this HUGE spat at me for opening her milk (and using enough for a coffee) because she cant afford to buy more.

i told her shes more then welcome to use mine when i buy it but, she didnt want to be a part of the communal sharing (which without her includes myself and 2 others).

today.. she asked me to help drink her milk cause its going off soon.

:dontcare:

myself and another roomie have 4L now thanks anyway


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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: aylarun] * 1
    #18971212 - 10/13/13 06:38 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

what a :bitch:


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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: Babylonia]
    #18971217 - 10/13/13 06:43 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

My girlfriend/fiance is the best roommate EVER.
She cooks dank ass meals from scratch almost every night. She packs me bento box lunches for work.
She works but also cleans.. I come home to a clean house every night..
She does my laundry for me... mainly because I suck at it.
And I get to have sex on demand
:score:

Fuck normal roommate situations.. I have too many bad experiences with terrible roommates. A few real good ones though.


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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: Shroomism]
    #18971603 - 10/13/13 10:07 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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She does my laundry for me... mainly because I suck at it.




How can someone suck at laundry?


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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: Enjoywho] * 1
    #18971611 - 10/13/13 10:08 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Enjoywho said:
Ummm you didnt even post a story?

My good friend wouldn't clean worth shit. The sink would be full of his dishes and one morning I caught him eating cereal off a plate worth a spatula. :shrug:




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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: Patlal] * 3
    #18971614 - 10/13/13 10:09 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Patlal said:
I have had 26 roommates in the last 4 years.

Which one do you want me to bitch about?



At that point it seems like it might be you, man.


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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: NetDiver]
    #18972216 - 10/13/13 01:39 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

i steal my rooommates cigs and blast loud music at night.  I eat their special treats they've been saving in the fridge for a week.


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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: Shroomerited]
    #18972225 - 10/13/13 01:43 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Shroomerited said:
Quote:

Shroomism said:
She does my laundry for me... mainly because I suck at it.




How can someone suck at laundry?




I dunno but apparently I do. I think off-white pants or light greay looks white and I'll put them all together. Or I'll put it on the wrong temperature or something. I've gotten yelled at, so I let her do it all


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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: NetDiver]
    #18972239 - 10/13/13 01:46 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Samurai Drifter said:
Quote:

Patlal said:
I have had 26 roommates in the last 4 years.

Which one do you want me to bitch about?



At that point it seems like it might be you, man.




:lolsy:

I'm the boss, that's why. I get new roommates, take their money, I chew them up and I spit them out.


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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: Shroomism]
    #18973531 - 10/13/13 07:06 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Shroomism said:
Quote:

Shroomerited said:
Quote:

Shroomism said:
She does my laundry for me... mainly because I suck at it.




How can someone suck at laundry?




I dunno but apparently I do. I think off-white pants or light greay looks white and I'll put them all together. Or I'll put it on the wrong temperature or something. I've gotten yelled at, so I let her do it all



I've been the only person doing my laundry since I was like 13. I have never separated whites and colors. I throw everything in together. Never had a single problem.


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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: Shroomerited]
    #18973812 - 10/13/13 08:24 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Overall my roommates are pretty good, we're coworkers/friends too so it goes pretty good. I have 2 complaints, the first is pretty standard, I'm a pretty clean/neat person and just don't like how 1 of my two roommates likes to leave a mess as far as dishes too long for my liking.. Not that big of a deal though. We're all pretty decent about keeping the joint clean.

Now the only real complaint I have that is actually pissing me off, is my roommate - I'll call him J, is a fucking weirdo when it comes to the temperature in the house or just in general, he makes no fucking sense at all. He is from Texas so just hates the heat but he is acting like a jackass lately. I leave the thermostat at 67 with the heater on - a very comfortable temperature.

Now sometimes, like last night, I'm freezing in my room and my feet are cold as fuck under 2 fleece blankets and my sheets - which is bullshit. I come out and the house is at like 59 degrees with the FUCKING AIR CONDITIONING ON. FYI, we live in North Dakota, a state with one of the coldest winters in the country, and it's hitting the 30's/40's at night. Who in their right fucking mind turns on the A/C in the fall/winter? I'm about to tell him he is going to be paying for half the power bill as he is so fucking stupid about it - instead of opening a window or just turning the heater off, he turns the fucking A/C on. I've told him how stupid it that is and so has my other roommate and he keeps doing it. I'm about to disconnect the A/C outside or just not pay him for the power bill (the power is in his name, lease is in the other roommates name) as he is using it like a jackass. :shrug:

Also, people forget to lock the front door when they're the last out. Which no longer bothers me as I have a lock on my room's door and nothing valuable outside of it. Plus people give me shit sometimes when I lock the door even when we're home (people that come over like other coworkers but not roommates) and I laugh and remind them how they got their apartment broken into while they were asleep and at home. I could give a fuck less what they think about how I live - it's my house and I'll do as a I fuckin please, if I feel like locking the doors so jackasses can't just walk in like they own the joint, so be it. You can knock or ring, I'll let you in and you'll know you aren't just free to come and go as you please.
That's about it. Hard to beat living in a nice single wide for 250$/month in a boomtown.


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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: Shroomerited] * 1
    #18973840 - 10/13/13 08:31 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomerited said:
Quote:

Shroomism said:
Quote:

Shroomerited said:
Quote:

Shroomism said:
She does my laundry for me... mainly because I suck at it.




How can someone suck at laundry?




I dunno but apparently I do. I think off-white pants or light greay looks white and I'll put them all together. Or I'll put it on the wrong temperature or something. I've gotten yelled at, so I let her do it all



I've been the only person doing my laundry since I was like 13. I have never separated whites and colors. I throw everything in together. Never had a single problem.



same here. yay for low maintenance people :raveface:


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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: JesusIsLord] * 1
    #18973954 - 10/13/13 09:03 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

thats sucks bro, especially the part about people just going in like its their fucking house. i dislike that very much and ill probably snap at you if you do it enough times.


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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: zZZz] * 1
    #18973990 - 10/13/13 09:09 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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zZZz said:
thats sucks bro, especially the part about people just going in like its their fucking house. i dislike that very much and ill probably snap at you if you do it enough times.



right? i mean and they come over when no one else is home but me and I'm not expecting them. I'm just like, :wtf: are you doin here? I'm not going to entertain you. I have shit to do.

Yesterday a coworker who was over was griping for one of us to get up and let another roommate in cause the doors locked and he was the one who locked it and I'm just like dude, shut the fuck up - he should have a key, he's not 2 years old.

One of my roommates pissed me the fuck off a while back too. He bitched at me one morning at work calling me selfish because I didn't wake him up to go to work (he is paranoid about getting fired because he showed up to work like 3 hours late once and he drives out to his girlfriends stays up all night then drives back - two hour drive one way mind you - and is late to work once in a while). So I told him I'm not your fucking mom, how the fuck do you think I wake up on time? I use two/three alarms, because I'm a fucking adult. Grow up you dipshit. From then on it actually pissed me off a great deal as I couldn't go through my morning without having a mental debate about whether or not to wake him up. I did a few times and probably saved him his job as he was sleeping right up til it was time for work.

Now I just say fuck it. You learn from the school of hard knocks. Be late, get fired. Then you'll learn. Fucking dumbasses :dumbass:


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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: JesusIsLord]
    #18974119 - 10/13/13 09:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

jeezus :wtfsonic:


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    #18976519 - 10/14/13 01:07 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: Babylonia]
    #18976540 - 10/14/13 01:10 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Your A.C goes down to 50?

Time to get a new A.c. :lol:


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    #18976542 - 10/14/13 01:11 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

65 is room temperature :mmmkay:


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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: JesusIsLord]
    #18977144 - 10/14/13 03:29 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Funny this thread came up.  I'm looking for a roommate now for the first time ever.  My roommate has been my brother since we moved out of our dad's 6 years ago.  His wife has been here for the last year and a half.  Ever since she came things have been going downhill.

It used to be great when it was just my bro and I.  We just chilled, kept the place clean, went to school, etc.  It was nice.  Since his wife came she has taken over the house and my brother is different now.  She got a damn chiweenie puppy (Chihuahua/Dachshund mix) and he's one of the worst dogs I've seen.  Aggressive, pisses and shits everywhere, the house smells like piss when you walk in, he bothers the hell out of my 20 year old cat.  They've spent thousands on that damn dog.  They had no business getting him in the first place.  He spends 8 hours a day in a kennel.

Also, my bro quit his job last December but didn't have another job lined up so he has basically been unemployed since.  They haven't paid rent in 7 months and they owe me 7 months of their share of Comcast bills.  I signed a 2 year contract to get the Comcast bill down.  My bro says the TV receiver was messing up and asks me to exchange it for a new one, so I drove to the Comcast place to switch out the receiver,  then the next day they tell me they just want me to cancel their part of Comcast, so I had to pay a $75 fine for cancelling the contract.  Now I only have internet.  I said they could get internet too if they at least pay me start paying me for the current month and pay me back the rest they owe when they can.  Of course, they still haven't paid me.  I wish I had it in me to be an asshole and lock them out of the internet, but my bro needs it for school and I don't want to fuck that up for him. 

Now they recently told me that they're going to move in with my dad because they can't afford to live here anymore.  So now I have to find a roommate, which is turning out to be very difficult, and I can't afford to pay for this place on my own. 

At this point I just want them out.  I love my brother, but the time has come.

Sorry for this choppy, random little rant.  This has just been bothering me for a while, and this thread made me want to share a bit.


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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: Bender B Rodriguez]
    #18977179 - 10/14/13 03:35 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Sounds like you tried to make it work. Don't expect any of that money, ever. At least you can distance yourself from his bad decisions, keep him as your bro, and try and move on.


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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: JesusIsLord]
    #18977186 - 10/14/13 03:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Now sometimes, like last night, I'm freezing in my room and my feet are cold as fuck under 2 fleece blankets and my sheets - which is bullshit. I come out and the house is at like 59 degrees with the FUCKING AIR CONDITIONING ON. FYI, we live in North Dakota, a state with one of the coldest winters in the country, and it's hitting the 30's/40's at night. Who in their right fucking mind turns on the A/C in the fall/winter? I'm about to tell him he is going to be paying for half the power bill as he is so fucking stupid about it - instead of opening a window or just turning the heater off, he turns the fucking A/C on. I've told him how stupid it that is and so has my other roommate and he keeps doing it. I'm about to disconnect the A/C outside or just not pay him for the power bill (the power is in his name, lease is in the other roommates name) as he is using it like a jackass. :shrug: 




My sister-in-law does practically the same thing.  In the summer, she turns the AC down to like 66, which is way too low.  72 is where it should be.  Then in the winter, she turn that shit up to like 74, it should be at 68.  For some odd reason she won't open a window.  A couple weeks ago she had the AC at 68 when it was like 65 degrees outside because her room was hot.  She'll turn the heat on when it's 60 outside.  She wears tiny shorts with her buttcheeks hanging out and spaghetti strap shirts but would rather turn the heat on than put on some damn clothes.  It's like she has some sort of problem where either the heat or AC MUST be on. 

Also she like to keep the house as dark as a cave.  Even in the winter she will keep the house as dark as possible and use the lights in the house in the middle of the day.





I wish I could live alone.  My life would be so much easier.


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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: vertygo]
    #18977202 - 10/14/13 03:40 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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vertygo said:
Sounds like you tried to make it work. Don't expect any of that money, ever. At least you can distance yourself from his bad decisions, keep him as your bro, and try and move on.




I'm not really expecting it anymore.  You're right, though, that at least I can distance myself from their bad decisions soon.  I hope it everything works out all right.


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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: Bender B Rodriguez]
    #18978917 - 10/14/13 09:46 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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She got a damn chiweenie puppy (Chihuahua/Dachshund mix)





NOOOOOOOOOOO :wtfsonic: i fucking hate chihuahua for the same exact reasons


you are a fucking saint my friend.


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    #18979156 - 10/14/13 10:32 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: "Bitch about your roommates post" [Re: Babylonia]
    #18979339 - 10/14/13 11:23 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I've lived with like 20 different people in 8 different places in the last 7 years.

Usually I'm one of the shitty roommates though. Most of the time we're all shitty roommates.


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