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Invisiblethe mad machinest
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    #18964300 - 10/11/13 02:36 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

so do any of you guys fart in your hand and smell it? sometimes it's nice to take a big gulp of your own brew I think..


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Re: smelling your own farts..? [Re: the mad machinest] * 4
    #18964302 - 10/11/13 02:36 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

NO THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING


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Re: smelling your own farts..? [Re: Sheekle]
    #18964309 - 10/11/13 02:37 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

i usually direct them away from myself but  :mitebecool:


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Re: smelling your own farts..? [Re: g00ru]
    #18964337 - 10/11/13 02:43 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Just don't shart in ur hand


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Re: smelling your own farts..? [Re: the mad machinest]
    #18964344 - 10/11/13 02:44 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

If after experiencing your own gas for your entire life time, you are still sick of how your gas smells you might as well start wearing a tampon around your neck.  Other peoples gas is disgusting, but not your own.  Its something you should take pride in, like how big your bowel movements are.


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Re: smelling your own farts..? [Re: fapjack]
    #18964348 - 10/11/13 02:45 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

i definitely enjoy my own b.o. for what its worth


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Re: smelling your own farts..? [Re: the mad machinest]
    #18964350 - 10/11/13 02:45 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:freshwtf:


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Re: smelling your own farts..? [Re: g00ru]
    #18964351 - 10/11/13 02:45 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

cold farts dont got much smell to it ..but now warm farts are the ones with the punch ! when i release a warm fart that 1 small bubble of fart will cover an area of at least 50Sqft


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Re: smelling your own farts..? [Re: diablo33180]
    #18964370 - 10/11/13 02:50 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

YOU GUYS ARE FUCKIN SICKOS


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Re: smelling your own farts..? [Re: Sheekle]
    #18964397 - 10/11/13 02:57 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

You hold your breathe every time you fart?  That's much weirder.  Do you look down into the toilet after you take a shit or just flush it down?  I bet you've never even weighed yourself before and after taking a huge dump...  You sicken me.


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Re: smelling your own farts..? [Re: Sheekle]
    #18964399 - 10/11/13 02:57 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:zombie2:


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Re: smelling your own farts..? [Re: Sheekle]
    #18964403 - 10/11/13 02:57 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Chlorine farts from after you swim are gross


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Re: smelling your own farts..? [Re: Sheekle]
    #18964405 - 10/11/13 02:57 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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NO THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING





Yeah man hands are dirty as fuck. Gots to fart into a balloon and huff that shit like Jankem. :cool:


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Re: smelling your own farts..? [Re: Sheekle]
    #18964425 - 10/11/13 03:01 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

You don't need to fart in your hand; you just need to fart into a direction, face the direction, and inhale.

I sometimes smell my own farts when I'm lying in bed, of course when I do this nobody else is lying there with me (well, at least not anymore :Trollface:)


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Re: smelling your own farts..? [Re: gulper2323] * 2
    #18964445 - 10/11/13 03:05 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Who the fuck farts in their hands????


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Re: smelling your own farts..? [Re: Patlal] * 4
    #18964496 - 10/11/13 03:21 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Here's a good tek.


While you are taking a shit hold your shirt over your crotch.


Put shirt over nose. Heaven.


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Re: smelling your own farts..? [Re: Patlal]
    #18964500 - 10/11/13 03:22 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Who the fuck farts in their hands????



*raises hand*


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Re: smelling your own farts..? [Re: fapjack]
    #18964517 - 10/11/13 03:25 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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If after experiencing your own gas for your entire life time, you are still sick of how your gas smells you might as well start wearing a tampon around your neck.  Other peoples gas is disgusting, but not your own.  Its something you should take pride in, like how big your bowel movements are.



Also this.


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Re: smelling your own farts..? [Re: Sheekle]
    #18964520 - 10/11/13 03:27 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: smelling your own farts..? [Re: diablo33180]
    #18964577 - 10/11/13 03:40 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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cold farts dont got much smell to it ..but now warm farts are the ones with the punch ! when i release a warm fart that 1 small bubble of fart will cover an area of at least 50Sqft



I am not aware of any distinction between "cold" or "warm" farts. However, the truth of the matter is that a fart expelled from a full bowel of shit smells much stronger than a fart expelled from a clean colon.

The closer you are to having to take a shit, the more your fart will reek. :themoreyouknow:


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