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smelling your own farts..? 3
#18964300 - 10/11/13 02:36 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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so do any of you guys fart in your hand and smell it? sometimes it's nice to take a big gulp of your own brew I think..
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NO THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING
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Re: smelling your own farts..? [Re: Sheekle]
#18964309 - 10/11/13 02:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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i usually direct them away from myself but
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Re: smelling your own farts..? [Re: g00ru]
#18964337 - 10/11/13 02:43 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Just don't shart in ur hand
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If after experiencing your own gas for your entire life time, you are still sick of how your gas smells you might as well start wearing a tampon around your neck. Other peoples gas is disgusting, but not your own. Its something you should take pride in, like how big your bowel movements are.
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Re: smelling your own farts..? [Re: fapjack]
#18964348 - 10/11/13 02:45 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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i definitely enjoy my own b.o. for what its worth
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Re: smelling your own farts..? [Re: g00ru]
#18964351 - 10/11/13 02:45 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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cold farts dont got much smell to it ..but now warm farts are the ones with the punch ! when i release a warm fart that 1 small bubble of fart will cover an area of at least 50Sqft
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Re: smelling your own farts..? [Re: diablo33180]
#18964370 - 10/11/13 02:50 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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YOU GUYS ARE FUCKIN SICKOS
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Re: smelling your own farts..? [Re: Sheekle]
#18964397 - 10/11/13 02:57 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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You hold your breathe every time you fart? That's much weirder. Do you look down into the toilet after you take a shit or just flush it down? I bet you've never even weighed yourself before and after taking a huge dump... You sicken me.
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Re: smelling your own farts..? [Re: Sheekle]
#18964399 - 10/11/13 02:57 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: smelling your own farts..? [Re: Sheekle]
#18964403 - 10/11/13 02:57 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Chlorine farts from after you swim are gross
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Re: smelling your own farts..? [Re: Sheekle]
#18964405 - 10/11/13 02:57 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: NO THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING
Yeah man hands are dirty as fuck. Gots to fart into a balloon and huff that shit like Jankem.
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Re: smelling your own farts..? [Re: Sheekle]
#18964425 - 10/11/13 03:01 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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You don't need to fart in your hand; you just need to fart into a direction, face the direction, and inhale.
I sometimes smell my own farts when I'm lying in bed, of course when I do this nobody else is lying there with me (well, at least not anymore )
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Patlal
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Re: smelling your own farts..? [Re: gulper2323] 2
#18964445 - 10/11/13 03:05 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Who the fuck farts in their hands????
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Re: smelling your own farts..? [Re: Patlal] 4
#18964496 - 10/11/13 03:21 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Here's a good tek.
While you are taking a shit hold your shirt over your crotch.
Put shirt over nose. Heaven.
Yeah. I went there.
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Champion des Champignons
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Re: smelling your own farts..? [Re: Patlal]
#18964500 - 10/11/13 03:22 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Patlal said: Who the fuck farts in their hands????
*raises hand*
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Re: smelling your own farts..? [Re: fapjack]
#18964517 - 10/11/13 03:25 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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fapjack said: If after experiencing your own gas for your entire life time, you are still sick of how your gas smells you might as well start wearing a tampon around your neck. Other peoples gas is disgusting, but not your own. Its something you should take pride in, like how big your bowel movements are.
Also this.
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Re: smelling your own farts..? [Re: Sheekle]
#18964520 - 10/11/13 03:27 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: smelling your own farts..? [Re: diablo33180]
#18964577 - 10/11/13 03:40 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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diablo33180 said: cold farts dont got much smell to it ..but now warm farts are the ones with the punch ! when i release a warm fart that 1 small bubble of fart will cover an area of at least 50Sqft
I am not aware of any distinction between "cold" or "warm" farts. However, the truth of the matter is that a fart expelled from a full bowel of shit smells much stronger than a fart expelled from a clean colon.
The closer you are to having to take a shit, the more your fart will reek.
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diablo33180
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Re: smelling your own farts..? [Re: Patlal]
#18964686 - 10/11/13 04:05 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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back in the high school days we boys use to pull pranks on the way back home from school ... (junk food +school lunch+ more junk= nasty farts) fart in the in our hand then give it to the person in front of us ... school bus seats yo.
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Re: smelling your own farts..? [Re: diablo33180]
#18965087 - 10/11/13 05:57 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Everybody likes their own brand.....
Shorty
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Patlal
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Re: smelling your own farts..? [Re: Shortknight] 1
#18965208 - 10/11/13 06:34 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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You guys do realize that a fart is actually composed of the farts of millions of bacteria digesting your food and producing gas as a by product?
Technically, you like the smell of bacteria farts if you enjoy smelling your farts.
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Re: smelling your own farts..? [Re: Patlal]
#18965470 - 10/11/13 07:47 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I agree Patlal. Bacteria smells foul. Doesn't matter where it comes from.
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Re: smelling your own farts..? [Re: Versicolor]
#18965731 - 10/11/13 08:41 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Do you know what really alcohol is?  Il do whatever ales me!
Shorty
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Yes OP, I know that feel.
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Re: smelling your own farts..? [Re: Shortknight]
#18965752 - 10/11/13 08:45 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Shortknight said: Do you know what really alcohol is? 
Alcohol isn't bacteria.
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fapjack
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Re: smelling your own farts..? [Re: Patlal]
#18966200 - 10/11/13 10:39 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Patlal said: You guys do realize that a fart is actually composed of the farts of millions of bacteria digesting your food and producing gas as a by product?
Technically, you like the smell of bacteria farts if you enjoy smelling your farts.
A hot dog may be made of cow anus and pig dick, but I still like it.
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Re: smelling your own farts..? [Re: fapjack]
#18966209 - 10/11/13 10:41 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
fapjack said:
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Patlal said: You guys do realize that a fart is actually composed of the farts of millions of bacteria digesting your food and producing gas as a by product?
Technically, you like the smell of bacteria farts if you enjoy smelling your farts.
A hot dog may be made of cow anus and pig dick, but I still like it.
luckily that's not all they are made of lol
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the mad machinest said: so do any of you guys fart in your hand and smell it? sometimes it's nice to take a big gulp of your own brew I think..

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g00ru
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is this because fapjack had sex with my dad...
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Re: smelling your own farts..? [Re: g00ru]
#18966353 - 10/11/13 11:22 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Tell your dad to stop wearing such tight tshirts when he mows the lawn in the future and it won't happen anymore.
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Re: smelling your own farts..? [Re: Sheekle]
#18967086 - 10/12/13 04:08 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Sheekle said: NO THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING
Hey man shout louder I can't hear you.
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Re: smelling your own farts..? [Re: mellowparty] 1
#18967100 - 10/12/13 04:15 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I pretty much agree with everything fapjack has said in this thread
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it's good for the digestion track
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robbyberto
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Yeah I intentionally smell my own farts on occasion; During a bath in particular.
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Re: smelling your own farts..? [Re: robbyberto]
#18967136 - 10/12/13 04:36 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I make other people smell my farts as a form of IRL trolling.
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Re: smelling your own farts..? [Re: mellowparty]
#18967140 - 10/12/13 04:38 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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mellowparty said:
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Sheekle said: NO THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING
Hey man shout louder I can't hear you.
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Re: smelling your own farts..? [Re: canid]
#18968110 - 10/12/13 12:22 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I just sharted. (srs)
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fapjack
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Nothing sucks worse than when your shit your pants when you are naked.
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Re: smelling your own farts..? [Re: fapjack]
#18968191 - 10/12/13 12:46 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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do any of you guys that enjoy buttercuping enjoy piss play? curious
my dogs fart more then enough in this home
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the mad machinest
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what is butter cupping and piss play??
sounds fun !
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Magenta
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Re: smelling your own farts..? [Re: The Vapor]
#18971376 - 10/13/13 08:29 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
st1llnox said:
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Sheekle said: NO THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING
Yeah man hands are dirty as fuck...
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heratogwea said: Here's a good tek.
While you are taking a shit hold your shirt over your crotch.
Put shirt over nose. Heaven.
Yeah. I went there.
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The Vapor said:
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Sheekle said: YES
These posts are the funniest shit ever
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