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Re: best decision of my life Or the biggest mistake of my life. [Re: watermelon mon]
    #18962003 - 10/10/13 11:03 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah, my friend, user Worn Straw, came to see me last winter and Bean was chillin' at my place.
he asked me: "dude are you fucking her?" (which, i get all the time, or people just assume we are)
i said to him: "why would i screw up a perfectly good friendship with sex?"

now i think, why wouldn't i?
friends come and go but real friends put your dick in their mouth.

live and learn indeed.


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Re: best decision of my life Or the biggest mistake of my life. [Re: Oldgregg]
    #18962775 - 10/11/13 06:55 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Yea, I probably wouldn't get involved with anyone who chooses to call themselves Bean






here's a pic


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Re: best decision of my life Or the biggest mistake of my life. [Re: broken]
    #18963052 - 10/11/13 09:11 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

If I saw her in the real I would probably call her bean by default. seems appropriate.


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Re: best decision of my life Or the biggest mistake of my life. [Re: broken]
    #18963234 - 10/11/13 10:08 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Years ago I met this really cute chick playing beer pong at a party.  Got her number and ended up hooking up with her later that week.

She was half Armenian half Irish, pretty face, great body with DD's.

We got along really well and started going out.

About 2 months later my roommates were having a party for me.  I had recently been accepted back into school (was on scholastic suspension), so they bought me a handle of tequila and we got a few kegs as well.  I started slamming tequila shots around 7pm, so by 10pm I was fucking hammered and ended up passing out in my bedroom, with the door locked. 

This chick I was dating and her friends showed up to our party around 11pm. 

Naturally she asks, "Where's Set?".

My roommates explain to her that I got wasted and passed out.  She tries to go into my bedroom to check on me, but door was locked. 

I'm usually always the one who stays up the latest and never misses a party so naturally she thought it was really strange that I was in my room with the door locked so early in the night.


The next morning I was up smoking a bowl with one of my roommates, nursing the massive hangover I had.

He says "Dude, that chick you're with is a fuckin psycho, man".

I'm like "What?", since I have no idea what happened the night before.

He explained that while I was passed out in my room, she got really drunk and started yelling something like "THIS IS BULLSHIT, HE'S IN THERE WITH ANOTHER GIRL" and started literally trying to kick my door down.  Apparently my roommates had to physically restrain her, then eject her from our party.

Naturally I'm really freaked out by what I'm being told, I thought she was really chill but apparently I was dead wrong.  Then I started to think, "Holy shit, if she acts that crazy when I didn't do anything wrong, how would she act if I DID do something wrong?".  :uhoh:

So anyway, I freaked myself out to the point that I dumped her several days later.  It took about a week to go by when I realized maybe I shouldn't have dumped this hot chick for what was maybe nothing.


Like 2 months later I call her up out of the blue, just to say "hi".  She's crying when she answers the phone.  Apparently her grandfather, who was her favorite person in the world, had died.  I talked to her friends about this later and they told me that she was basically inconsolable for like a month straight, constantly crying and shit, really depressed.

About a month after this happened she ended up getting compartment syndrome in one of her legs really bad, to the point that her leg nearly had to be amputated.  She was on crutches for about 6 months after this.


So, if I hadn't dumped her, I would've had to console her about the death for god knows how long.  I also would have had to follow her to her classes and everywhere else, carrying her books and shit, for like 6 months straight. 

Dumping her turned out to be an awesome decision.

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Re: best decision of my life Or the biggest mistake of my life. [Re: Set]
    #18963839 - 10/11/13 12:48 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

lol


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Re: best decision of my life Or the biggest mistake of my life. [Re: broken] * 1
    #18963869 - 10/11/13 12:55 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

If bad decisions were bricks, I would have no need for a mortgage.


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Re: best decision of my life Or the biggest mistake of my life. [Re: koraks]
    #18964209 - 10/11/13 02:10 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Set said:

Dumping her turned out to be an awesome decision.

:highfive:





it usually is.


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koraks said:
If bad decisions were bricks, I would have no need for a mortgage.



:lolsy:

right there with ya, my friend.


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Re: best decision of my life Or the biggest mistake of my life. [Re: broken]
    #18964268 - 10/11/13 02:26 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

why is it too late to go tell her how you feel. ask her out on a 'date' you know? as if it's even possible to take every opportunity right when a girl 'gives' it to you...


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Re: best decision of my life Or the biggest mistake of my life. [Re: g00ru]
    #18966745 - 10/12/13 01:52 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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g00ru said:
why is it too late to go tell her how you feel. ask her out on a 'date' you know? as if it's even possible to take every opportunity right when a girl 'gives' it to you...





i was looking at the upcoming winter menu today, there was a duck dish with foie gras.
i walked over to her station, stod behind her and caressed  her arms, back, butt and said: "ohh baby doll, i'm gonna bring you here for duck & foie gras this winter."
she said: "what is foie gras?"
so i described what it was, and how it's made, the whole time touching her like a lover.
she is a good friend, i fondle the shit out of her, i do not "ask her on a date", we take each other out all the time.

also, she lives with her boyfriend.

if given the chance again, i will not pass it up.


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Re: best decision of my life Or the biggest mistake of my life. [Re: broken]
    #18966764 - 10/12/13 02:00 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

foix gras, fava beans, and a nice chianti


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Re: best decision of my life Or the biggest mistake of my life. [Re: broken]
    #18966784 - 10/12/13 02:12 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

i'm only familiar with one chick named 'bean', and she lives in oc..

it's a small world, who knows. :shrug:


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Re: best decision of my life Or the biggest mistake of my life. [Re: zZZz]
    #18966809 - 10/12/13 02:21 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

we live in MN, also, a link to a pic of her is posted at the top of the page.


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Re: best decision of my life Or the biggest mistake of my life. [Re: broken] * 1
    #18966817 - 10/12/13 02:25 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

would bang, :thumbup:


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Re: best decision of my life Or the biggest mistake of my life. [Re: zZZz]
    #18966828 - 10/12/13 02:28 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

yeah.
she's fine as fuck.

i made a mistake.
tomorrow i might think differently tho.


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