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Megatrondon
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being molested by women 5
#18959985 - 10/10/13 03:28 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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well the story goes like this one friday night me and a few friends where at the skatepark. when suddenly 2 girls show up and start talking to us. we become friends and go get some liqueur we have a bum buy us a wine box and a 12 pack of beer. my friends all started bitching out that they don't drink beer or wine. fuckum more for me and the hoes. so these girls tell me they wanna go dance . they take me to a mexican club and get me fucking drunk af so i go pass out in the car. later i wake up with both of them jacking me off and rubbing my balls. i was molested the end
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Re: being molested by women [Re: Megatrondon] 1
#18959995 - 10/10/13 03:31 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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You poor thing. You must be scarred for life from it.
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Re: being molested by women [Re: Megatrondon] 2
#18959996 - 10/10/13 03:31 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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mission accomplished
Edit: Also, your friends sound like pussies.
Edited by Set (10/10/13 03:31 PM)
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Re: being molested by women [Re: Megatrondon] 2
#18959999 - 10/10/13 03:31 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Megatrondon said: well the story goes like this one friday night me and a few friends where at the skatepark. when suddenly 2 girls show up and start talking to us. we become friends and go get some liqueur we have a bum buy us a wine box and a 12 pack of beer. my friends all started bitching out that they don't drink beer or wine. fuckum more for me and the hoes. so these girls tell me they wanna go dance . they take me to a mexican club and get me fucking drunk af so i go pass out in the car. later i wake up with both of them jacking me off and rubbing my balls. i was molested the end
Some guys have all the luck
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Re: being molested by women [Re: Set]
#18960001 - 10/10/13 03:31 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: being molested by women [Re: mr sniffles] 2
#18960032 - 10/10/13 03:37 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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We can do this all day.
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Re: being molested by women [Re: Megatrondon]
#18960046 - 10/10/13 03:39 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Is this not somebody else's signature?
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Re: being molested by women [Re: mr sniffles]
#18960048 - 10/10/13 03:40 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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You were asking for it.
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I was in a gay bar once... this Kiwi chick started to force her hand in the back of my undies saying she wanted to finger my asshole. I was also molested, the end.
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Set
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Re: being molested by women [Re: GoldenEye]
#18960158 - 10/10/13 04:05 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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One night years ago I was hanging out at a party with a cute redhead chick I knew, her nickname among my friends is/was "double stuff" (whole other story), and I experienced severe memory loss due the shitload of whiskey I had consumed that evening.
I awoke in a hazy stupor, in my bed, with double stuff riding me.
At this point I remember saying to her, "What's up?". 
Was not erect, don't remember how I got to my house, the last thing I remembered was stumbling down the street at one point.
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Re: being molested by women [Re: Set]
#18960177 - 10/10/13 04:09 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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DOUBLE STUFF!!!
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Re: being molested by women [Re: Set]
#18960181 - 10/10/13 04:09 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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"What's up" LOL
OP what happened next?
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Set
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lol I may have to recount the story of the origin of "Double Stuff" in this thread
It involves pancake batter, nudity, and sodomy.
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Re: being molested by women [Re: GoldenEye] 2
#18960208 - 10/10/13 04:14 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Was in vegas walking back to my room drunk an exhausted. Ran into this mexican chick who was (from what I could tell) most likely drunk and on coke. This girl follows me to my room, forces herself inside (i tried to close the door on her) and starts wrestling with me. I'm just like wtf not in the mood. Next thing I know she's sucking my dick. So im grabbing on dat ass and this hoe has like 5 fat pimples on her ass and i'm just like omg wtf this chick is so gross. And her pussy was dry as hell. Like, ive never felt a dry pussy but it was so dry that I HAD to use spit for lube. So im like damn this chick is nasty and her pussy is so dry wtf. My friends show up at the room and walk in while this chick is on top of me, and i'm just like hang on guys give me 15 more mins. So she's riding me and im just laying there like whatever, not even turned on at all, just hoping I don't get any diseases (yes I wore a rubber). Anyway i bust a nut and go out to talk to my friends. Walk back inside and this chick is passed the fuck out on my bed. Literally would not wake up. So I wake up to this ratchet ass hoe the next morning and i'm just like fuuuuck i've gotta get away from this girl. Then my fucking friend is like lets go to breakfast, bring your girl. And i'm just like omg i dont even know this chicks name and she's beat as fuck. So we go to breakfast and I left her at Dennys.
that's the only time i've felt like i was molested/violated by a girl. cool story tho huh bros
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This thread makes me want to molest my boyfriend.
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Re: being molested by women [Re: Set]
#18960219 - 10/10/13 04:17 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Set said: lol I may have to recount the story of the origin of "Double Stuff" in this thread
It involves pancake batter, nudity, and sodomy. 
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one time, when i was an altar boy, the pope molesterd me.
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Re: being molested by women [Re: Megatrondon] 4
#18960243 - 10/10/13 04:22 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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When I was a young child in daycare one of the older girls who was always mean to me and I were alone in a fort made out of chairs and blankets. She kept making me kiss her on the lips over and over even though I didn't want to.
Upon leaving that room I felt a deep psychological change happen in my brain like a sort of trauma
I guess that means she kiss-raped me
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Re: being molested by women [Re: Sheekle] 6
#18960248 - 10/10/13 04:23 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Maybe that's why you're so weird.
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Re: being molested by women *DELETED* [Re: VivaLaMushie]
#18960259 - 10/10/13 04:26 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Post deleted by SheekleReason for deletion: lol
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