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Mormon Moon People
    #18960038 - 10/10/13 03:38 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

http://www.mrm.org/moon-men

Philo Dibble's Account of Joseph Smith

According to a Mormon-friendly and official Church-published source, Joseph Smith taught that the moon was inhabited by people that dressed like Quakers. With Philo Dibble, a close associate with Joseph Smith, as his source, Oliver B. Huntington wrote with significant detail:

"The inhabitants of the moon are more of a uniform size than the inhabitants of the earth, being about 6 feet in height. They dress very much like the Quaker style and are quite general in style or the one fashion of dress. They live to be very old; coming generally, near a thousand years. This is the description of them as given by Joseph the Seer, and he could 'See' whatever he asked the Father in the name of Jesus to see"1

Huntington was quoted in the Young Woman's Journal, which "was adopted as the official magazine for the Young Ladies Mutual Improvement Association in 1897."2


One of my good racquetball buddies is very intelligent AND a Mormon. This does not compute.


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Re: Mormon Moon People [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #18960099 - 10/10/13 03:53 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

no religious person believes that this kind of nonsense is what they are involved in.  They know the true religion, it's the others that are misguided. :monkeydance:


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Re: Mormon Moon People [Re: Icelander] * 1
    #18960110 - 10/10/13 03:55 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: Mormon Moon People [Re: OrgoneConclusion] * 2
    #18960111 - 10/10/13 03:55 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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One of my good racquetball buddies is very intelligent AND a Mormon. This does not compute.




I'm sure he has an untestable anecdote about God revealing himself in some way.

I pray that someday you too will someday temporarily lower your bar for evidence so you can experience the healing power of pretending like you know you will live forever.


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Re: Mormon Moon People [Re: Memories]
    #18960121 - 10/10/13 03:57 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: Mormon Moon People [Re: Memories] * 1
    #18960125 - 10/10/13 03:57 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: Mormon Moon People [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #18960152 - 10/10/13 04:03 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

There is so much room that he can masturbate while inside of her! :smile:


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Re: Mormon Moon People [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #18960166 - 10/10/13 04:06 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

OC Precept #23: There is no revelation of any religious idiocy sufficient to make believers embarrassed enough so as to fold up their tent and go home.


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Re: Mormon Moon People [Re: OrgoneConclusion] * 1
    #18960167 - 10/10/13 04:06 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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:rofl: That's awesome.

Seriously though, why the fuck do people feel the need to overpopulate the planet? STOP HAVING BABIES PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I sincerely believe we should have limits like China does, I don't find it to be inhumane.


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Re: Mormon Moon People [Re: Memories]
    #18960184 - 10/10/13 04:10 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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One of my good racquetball buddies is very intelligent AND a Mormon. This does not compute.




I'm sure he has an untestable anecdote about God revealing himself in some way.

I pray that someday you too will someday temporarily lower your bar for evidence so you can experience the healing power of pretending like you know you will live forever.




The laughter this brought genuinely made my afternoon. :thumbup:


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Re: Mormon Moon People [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #18960575 - 10/10/13 05:39 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

David Bowie is from outer space.



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Re: Mormon Moon People [Re: LunarEclipse]
    #18961119 - 10/10/13 07:34 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Hey, you are one of them thar Moon Peeps.


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Re: Mormon Moon People [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #18962297 - 10/11/13 01:11 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Hey, you are one of them thar Moon Peeps.




I love the Moon.  I dance under it.



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Re: Mormon Moon People [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #18962390 - 10/11/13 01:52 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

the last to embrace humility or pride. And i salute you and your admirable qualities.


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Re: Mormon Moon People [Re: Jaegar]
    #18962419 - 10/11/13 02:06 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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the last to embrace humility or pride. And i salute you and your admirable qualities.




OC really likes AC/DC if you know what I mean.



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Re: Mormon Moon People [Re: LunarEclipse]
    #18962433 - 10/11/13 02:22 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I get a great big erection.


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Re: Mormon Moon People [Re: Jaegar]
    #18962449 - 10/11/13 02:31 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Ever drop to your knees afterwards?



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Re: Mormon Moon People [Re: LunarEclipse]
    #18962501 - 10/11/13 03:14 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

There nothing I more admire then a Holmes.


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Re: Mormon Moon People [Re: Jaegar]
    #18962509 - 10/11/13 03:19 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

It blows my mind, Jaegar... You always and only seem to show up after I've had some drinks.
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