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    #18959985 - 10/10/13 03:28 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

well the story goes like this one friday night me and a few friends where at the skatepark. when suddenly 2 girls show up and start talking to us. we become friends and go get some liqueur we have a bum buy us a wine box and a 12 pack of beer. my friends all started bitching out that they don't drink beer or wine. fuckum more for me and the hoes. so these girls tell me they wanna go dance . they take me to a mexican club and get me fucking drunk af so i go pass out in the car. later i wake up with both of them jacking me off and rubbing my balls. i was molested the end


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Re: being molested by women [Re: Megatrondon] * 1
    #18959995 - 10/10/13 03:31 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

You poor thing. You must be scarred for life from it.


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Re: being molested by women [Re: Megatrondon] * 2
    #18959996 - 10/10/13 03:31 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

mission accomplished


Edit:  Also, your friends sound like pussies.


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Re: being molested by women [Re: Megatrondon] * 2
    #18959999 - 10/10/13 03:31 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Megatrondon said:
well the story goes like this one friday night me and a few friends where at the skatepark. when suddenly 2 girls show up and start talking to us. we become friends and go get some liqueur we have a bum buy us a wine box and a 12 pack of beer. my friends all started bitching out that they don't drink beer or wine. fuckum more for me and the hoes. so these girls tell me they wanna go dance . they take me to a mexican club and get me fucking drunk af so i go pass out in the car. later i wake up with both of them jacking me off and rubbing my balls. i was molested the end




Some guys have all the luck :shrug:


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Re: being molested by women [Re: Set]
    #18960001 - 10/10/13 03:31 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: being molested by women [Re: mr sniffles] * 2
    #18960032 - 10/10/13 03:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)




We can do this all day.


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Re: being molested by women [Re: Megatrondon]
    #18960046 - 10/10/13 03:39 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:






Is this not somebody else's signature?


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Re: being molested by women [Re: mr sniffles]
    #18960048 - 10/10/13 03:40 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

You were asking for it.


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Re: being molested by women [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #18960109 - 10/10/13 03:55 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I was in a gay bar once... this Kiwi chick started to force her hand in the back of my undies saying she wanted to finger my asshole. I was also molested, the end.


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Re: being molested by women [Re: GoldenEye]
    #18960158 - 10/10/13 04:05 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

One night years ago I was hanging out at a party with a cute redhead chick I knew, her nickname among my friends is/was "double stuff" (whole other story), and I experienced severe memory loss due the shitload of whiskey I had consumed that evening.

I awoke in a hazy stupor, in my bed, with double stuff riding me. 

At this point I remember saying to her, "What's up?".  :facepalm:

Was not erect, don't remember how I got to my house, the last thing I remembered was stumbling down the street at one point.


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Re: being molested by women [Re: Set]
    #18960177 - 10/10/13 04:09 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

DOUBLE STUFF!!!


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Re: being molested by women [Re: Set]
    #18960181 - 10/10/13 04:09 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

"What's up" LOL

OP what happened next?


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Re: being molested by women [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #18960198 - 10/10/13 04:12 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

lol I may have to recount the story of the origin of "Double Stuff" in this thread


It involves pancake batter, nudity, and sodomy.  :bashful:


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Re: being molested by women [Re: GoldenEye] * 2
    #18960208 - 10/10/13 04:14 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Was in vegas walking back to my room drunk an exhausted. Ran into this mexican chick who was (from what I could tell) most likely drunk and on coke. This girl follows me to my room, forces herself inside (i tried to close the door on her) and starts wrestling with me. I'm just like wtf not in the mood. Next thing I know she's sucking my dick. So im grabbing on dat ass and this hoe has like 5 fat pimples on her ass and i'm just like omg wtf this chick is so gross. And her pussy was dry as hell. Like, ive never felt a dry pussy but it was so dry that I HAD to use spit for lube. So im like damn this chick is nasty and her pussy is so dry wtf. My friends show up at the room and walk in while this chick is on top of me, and i'm just like hang on guys give me 15 more mins. So she's riding me and im just laying there like whatever, not even turned on at all, just hoping I don't get any diseases (yes I wore a rubber). Anyway i bust a nut and go out to talk to my friends. Walk back inside and this chick is passed the fuck out on my bed. Literally would not wake up. So I wake up to this ratchet ass hoe the next morning and i'm just like fuuuuck i've gotta get away from this girl. Then my fucking friend is like lets go to breakfast, bring your girl. And i'm just like omg i dont even know this chicks name and she's beat as fuck. So we go to breakfast and I left her at Dennys.

that's the only time i've felt like i was molested/violated by a girl. cool story tho huh bros


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Re: being molested by women [Re: ButteredToast] * 5
    #18960216 - 10/10/13 04:16 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

This thread makes me want to molest my boyfriend.


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Re: being molested by women [Re: Set]
    #18960219 - 10/10/13 04:17 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Set said:
lol I may have to recount the story of the origin of "Double Stuff" in this thread


It involves pancake batter, nudity, and sodomy.  :bashful:



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Re: being molested by women [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #18960220 - 10/10/13 04:17 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

one time, when i was an altar boy, the pope molesterd me.


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Re: being molested by women [Re: Megatrondon] * 4
    #18960243 - 10/10/13 04:22 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

When I was a young child in daycare one of the older girls who was always mean to me and I were alone in a fort made out of chairs and blankets. She kept making me kiss her on the lips over and over even though I didn't want to.

Upon leaving that room I felt a deep psychological change happen in my brain like a sort of trauma

I guess that means she kiss-raped me


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Re: being molested by women [Re: Sheekle] * 6
    #18960248 - 10/10/13 04:23 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Maybe that's why you're so weird.


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Re: being molested by women *DELETED* [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18960259 - 10/10/13 04:26 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: being molested by women [Re: Megatrondon]
    #18960303 - 10/10/13 04:39 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

How were their faces, ButteredToast and Sheekle?


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Re: being molested by women [Re: s240779]
    #18960321 - 10/10/13 04:44 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I don't remember, I was in daycare at the time - very young. I remember one of the girls faces in their reminded me somewhat of a mouse though, but I don't know if that was the one who kiss-molested me.


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Re: being molested by women [Re: Sheekle] * 7
    #18960329 - 10/10/13 04:45 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

You guys dont know molestation until a girl pretends shes in love with you for the sheer fact that shes trying to get pregnant. And day after day she sucks the life essence out of your body like a vampire bat does to it's prey. When one day you look in the mirror and see a reflection of a life-less body of a once soulful, happy human being


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Re: being molested by women [Re: Dr. P. Silocybin]
    #18960333 - 10/10/13 04:45 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Dr. P. Silocybin said:
:popcorn:



It's coming 




Gotta take food off the grill, gimme a few


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Re: being molested by women [Re: s240779]
    #18960348 - 10/10/13 04:48 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Her face was like... fuck man I don't even know how to describe. She had a beak-like nose, like one of those big native american noses. Narrow face, sharp canine teeth. It was all bad man.. She was petite and had a decent body, but those ass pimples destroyed my erection :puke: Her spanish accent was kinda hot though.


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Re: being molested by women [Re: danlennon3] * 1
    #18960352 - 10/10/13 04:49 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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danlennon3 said:
You guys dont know molestation until a girl pretends shes in love with you for the sheer fact that shes trying to get pregnant. And day after day she sucks the life essence out of your body like a vampire bat does to it's prey. When one day you look in the mirror and see a reflection of a life-less body of a once soulful, happy human being



I've been there, 2 and half fucking years of it, luckily I've recovered since :thumbup:


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Re: being molested by women [Re: ButteredToast]
    #18960364 - 10/10/13 04:50 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

She woulda been pretty embarrassed if your girlfriend was in the room when she rushed you in it, heh.


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Re: being molested by women [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #18960373 - 10/10/13 04:52 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Set said:
It's coming 





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Re: being molested by women [Re: Dr. P. Silocybin] * 12
    #18960394 - 10/10/13 04:57 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: being molested by women [Re: ButteredToast]
    #18960555 - 10/10/13 05:35 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Her face was like... fuck man I don't even know how to describe. She had a beak-like nose, like one of those big native american noses. Narrow face, sharp canine teeth. It was all bad man.. She was petite and had a decent body, but those ass pimples destroyed my erection :puke: Her spanish accent was kinda hot though.




Sounds like a Maori girl, basically Native American of NZ. Good on ya mate.


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Re: being molested by women [Re: Megatrondon] * 3
    #18960784 - 10/10/13 06:28 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Megatrondon said:
we have a bum buy us a wine box and a 12 pack of beer.




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Re: being molested by women [Re: Khii Khwaay]
    #18960791 - 10/10/13 06:30 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

alot that night . the bum got a nice ice cold king cobra for his good deeds.


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Re: being molested by women [Re: Dr. P. Silocybin]
    #18960829 - 10/10/13 06:39 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

that gif with the girl baking cookies from batter shat from her ass was so yummy.


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Re: being molested by women [Re: Megatrondon]
    #18960878 - 10/10/13 06:47 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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later i wake up with both of them jacking me off and rubbing my balls. i was molested the end





Like a boss.


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Re: being molested by women [Re: XUL]
    #18960993 - 10/10/13 07:06 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

and then like a few weeks later i go grocery shopping guess who's the checker ? yup the girl that got me drunk and the other handy girl was bagging up my grocery's . gave them a smile and told them have a beautiful day lady's.. any one heard of POF?


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Re: being molested by women *DELETED* [Re: Megatrondon]
    #18961391 - 10/10/13 08:51 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I Wish male on female rape was viewed the same way, so I could just be like whatevs your honour, shes the one that got lucky.


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Re: being molested by women *DELETED* [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #18961632 - 10/10/13 09:46 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I've raped, and I'll rape again, after I get over my rape, which I want people to believe happened to me so that people think I'm desireable to women.


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Re: being molested by women *DELETED* [Re: Chowder963]
    #18961641 - 10/10/13 09:48 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

lmao thats fuucked up dude haha


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Re: being molested by women [Re: Megatrondon] * 3
    #18961653 - 10/10/13 09:49 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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later i wake up with both of them jacking me off and rubbing my balls.




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Re: being molested by women [Re: Repertoire89]
    #18961680 - 10/10/13 09:57 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

no way do i consider my self desirable to women , and when i say women i talking about a women with a good job a good car and high social status . i only get the bottom feeders ahah my best hook up was with like girl that was a 8. :frown: gotta step up my game.


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Re: being molested by women *DELETED* [Re: Megatrondon]
    #18961702 - 10/10/13 10:02 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

OP, it sounds like you woke up from your black out right in time for your a handy


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Re: being molested by women *DELETED* [Re: Chowder963] * 7
    #18961770 - 10/10/13 10:18 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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I've raped, and I'll rape again, after I get over my rape, which I want people to believe happened to me so that people think I'm desireable to women.



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Re: being molested by women [Re: Set] * 2
    #18961813 - 10/10/13 10:26 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Sorry for the wait.  I was, uh, busy.

OK

Years ago, I lived in a giant 8 bedroom party-mansion with 7 of my good buddies.  We would throw huge parties every Friday night, all the while collecting $5 per guy, with the profits going to fund 1) The kegs for the party  2) Our house bills for that month.  We'd get ~$300 profit every party, which would actually go to bills or we would just drink it away.

One night we decided to have a theme party.  Jello wresting gets done at every college party, it's fucking played out and boring, so we decided to do something different this particular night.  A few of us went to Costco and bought a shitload of pancake batter and syrup.  Bad idea.  Keep in mind we have a huge basement at this house and, in the past, would set up a kiddie pool for jello wrestling.

"Pancake batter wrestling" did seem like a great idea at the time.  We poured the shitload of batter and about 4 big things of syrup into the kiddie pool, then pumped in water until the batter was to pancake-consistency.  The beer and liquor had been flowing, so we got a few willing participents from our rotating group of girls.  The wrestling was OK, really messy though.  Naked chicks caked in pancake batter is about as appetizing as you'd think it would be.  A few of my buddies decided to jump into the pancake batter swimming pool for whatever reason, most likely to cop a feel.

So a bunch of people got caked in pancake batter and syrup so decided to shower off upstairs (our 3rd floor) in the larger shower that we had up there.  This is where/when a girl, we'll call her DS, got banged out for the first time that night.  Apparently the mixture of pancake batter and syrup got her hot for that moment.


Flash forward 20 minutes later. 

Our buddies up the street were having an after-party (we had killed our kegs at this point).  They had a shitload of liquor, and one of my buddies happened to have a full-size nitrous tank in his room, so a bunch of us were taking shots and sucking balloons in this dude's room. 

I had to piss, so I walked upstairs to the 2nd floor where the pisser was.  I see my buddy E standing in the hallway, propped up against my buddy D's bedroom door.  E was holding a box of pizza which was nearly completely eaten, standing there looking dully into D's room.

I stumble up and say "Hey E, how's it goin man.  What's up?".  He shakes his head and points into the bedroom.

This chick DS is getting double-teamed by two of my buddies.  Apparently E has just been standing in the doorway eating pizza, watching the whole thing for god knows how long.  As I walk onto the scene, E yells "FUCK HER FACE", and my buddy M pulls out and starts to face-fuck her.  I stood there slack-jawed with E for a minute or so.  There was no pizza left so I left. 

Flash forward 1 hour.

I'm outside smoking a cigarette, and this chick, who is now known as "Double Stuff" comes outside.  Says something about how she thinks she may have been raped.  I had seen her enthusiasm during all of her sexual exploits that night, so I thought differently.  :rolleyes:

Flash forward 1 week.

One of my buddies, the "guy who fucked her face", gets a tattoo of a mysteriously familiar red haired girl on his arm.

Flash forward several days.


Double Stuff and my buddy are dating.  He started to date a girl him and like 4 of his buddies fucked the same night.

:archiebunker:

Dude was out of town the night I previously posted about, which was like 4 months after all of this.  She was "lonely" and I was wasted.

I don't think there's a moral to this story, sorry guys.

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    #18961921 - 10/10/13 10:45 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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I've raped, and I'll rape again, after I get over my rape, which I want people to believe happened to me so that people think I'm desireable to women.






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how does this go from molestation to selfies?


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    #18961951 - 10/10/13 10:50 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Damn who is that ugly underage loon, tell him to get a hair cut, he obviously has Down syndrome also.


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Damn who is that ugly underage loon, tell him to get a hair cut, he obviously has Down syndrome also.



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    #18962255 - 10/11/13 12:42 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Sorry for the wait.  I was, uh, busy.

OK

Years ago, I lived in a giant 8 bedroom party-mansion with 7 of my good buddies.  We would throw huge parties every Friday night, all the while collecting $5 per guy, with the profits going to fund 1) The kegs for the party  2) Our house bills for that month.  We'd get ~$300 profit every party, which would actually go to bills or we would just drink it away.

One night we decided to have a theme party.  Jello wresting gets done at every college party, it's fucking played out and boring, so we decided to do something different this particular night.  A few of us went to Costco and bought a shitload of pancake batter and syrup.  Bad idea.  Keep in mind we have a huge basement at this house and, in the past, would set up a kiddie pool for jello wrestling.

"Pancake batter wrestling" did seem like a great idea at the time.  We poured the shitload of batter and about 4 big things of syrup into the kiddie pool, then pumped in water until the batter was to pancake-consistency.  The beer and liquor had been flowing, so we got a few willing participents from our rotating group of girls.  The wrestling was OK, really messy though.  Naked chicks caked in pancake batter is about as appetizing as you'd think it would be.  A few of my buddies decided to jump into the pancake batter swimming pool for whatever reason, most likely to cop a feel.

So a bunch of people got caked in pancake batter and syrup so decided to shower off upstairs (our 3rd floor) in the larger shower that we had up there.  This is where/when a girl, we'll call her DS, got banged out for the first time that night.  Apparently the mixture of pancake batter and syrup got her hot for that moment.


Flash forward 20 minutes later. 

Our buddies up the street were having an after-party (we had killed our kegs at this point).  They had a shitload of liquor, and one of my buddies happened to have a full-size nitrous tank in his room, so a bunch of us were taking shots and sucking balloons in this dude's room. 

I had to piss, so I walked upstairs to the 2nd floor where the pisser was.  I see my buddy E standing in the hallway, propped up against my buddy D's bedroom door.  E was holding a box of pizza which was nearly completely eaten, standing there looking dully into D's room.

I stumble up and say "Hey E, how's it goin man.  What's up?".  He shakes his head and points into the bedroom.

This chick DS is getting double-teamed by two of my buddies.  Apparently E has just been standing in the doorway eating pizza, watching the whole thing for god knows how long.  As I walk onto the scene, E yells "FUCK HER FACE", and my buddy M pulls out and starts to face-fuck her.  I stood there slack-jawed with E for a minute or so.  There was no pizza left so I left. 

Flash forward 1 hour.

I'm outside smoking a cigarette, and this chick, who is now known as "Double Stuff" comes outside.  Says something about how she thinks she may have been raped.  I had seen her enthusiasm during all of her sexual exploits that night, so I thought differently.  :rolleyes:

Flash forward 1 week.

One of my buddies, the "guy who fucked her face", gets a tattoo of a mysteriously familiar red haired girl on his arm.

Flash forward several days.


Double Stuff and my buddy are dating.  He started to date a girl him and like 4 of his buddies fucked the same night.

:archiebunker:

Dude was out of town the night I previously posted about, which was like 4 months after all of this.  She was "lonely" and I was wasted.

I don't think there's a moral to this story, sorry guys.

THE END  :cookiemonster:



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    #18962292 - 10/11/13 01:04 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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    #18962313 - 10/11/13 01:20 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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well the story goes like this one friday night me and a few friends where at the skatepark. when suddenly 2 girls show up and start talking to us. we become friends and go get some liqueur we have a bum buy us a wine box and a 12 pack of beer. my friends all started bitching out that they don't drink beer or wine. fuckum more for me and the hoes. so these girls tell me they wanna go dance . they take me to a mexican club and get me fucking drunk af so i go pass out in the car. later i wake up with both of them jacking me off and rubbing my balls. i was molested the end



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    #18962549 - 10/11/13 03:49 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I can't share one of my stories. But I can share the one where I was molested by 4 girls. 

It was field day at school and the 5 of us were out on the field behind the trees. They all said they wanted to see and feel a dick so they pulled down my pants but not before they groped me ass and dick. Yada yada yada I got hard and they left me like that in the woods. So I took control from that point.

Other times I'd be walking upstairs and a girl will randomly grab my ass or try to poke my. Hole.

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    #18962795 - 10/11/13 07:06 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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You guys dont know molestation until a girl pretends shes in love with you for the sheer fact that shes trying to get pregnant. And day after day she sucks the life essence out of your body like a vampire bat does to it's prey. When one day you look in the mirror and see a reflection of a life-less body of a once soulful, happy human being





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Re: being molested by women [Re: broken]
    #18962837 - 10/11/13 07:20 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Wow. I think men get raped by woman more than woman get raped by men... It's a sick world out there. :lol:


Sadly no story to tell. Maybe one day I'll be man enough to be raped by a woman, until then my mouth and asshole is shut thank you.




Actually one night out drinking and camping I was with a group of guys and gals, me and one of the girls got into some action and before I know it the girl is biting my nipple. Dah fhuuuck man. Weird yet I wouldn't conciser it rape hahah! Keen for more story's in this thread


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    #18962841 - 10/11/13 07:21 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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    #18962851 - 10/11/13 07:24 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I used to get basically raped by ex-girlfriends all the time, mostly when i was sleeping.  It was annoying as fuck, especially if they were really drunk and i was sober.  Not always down with it.


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Re: being molested by women [Re: ilus] * 1
    #18962857 - 10/11/13 07:26 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

i had a GF that would fuck me in my sleep.
i thought i was awesome.
i would come home from a 14 hour day at work, shower, crash, and wake up a few hours later with her riding me, or sucking my dick.
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    #18962865 - 10/11/13 07:29 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

It was great sometimes.  Especially being woken up to getting head, thats the best.  Having a super hammered bitch fuck with you when youre dead asleep and have to work is one of the most annoying things ever.  Really disrespectful too.


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    #18962931 - 10/11/13 08:07 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)


molested actually means annoyed so I don't know if a lot of these post are on topic

my ex used to use her nails and like scratch mine torward the skin, I would ignore it :lol:


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Re: being molested by women [Re: Megatrondon]
    #18964210 - 10/11/13 02:10 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Just remembered this one.

It was about 11pm, and I was at bar drinking with a few buddies.  This particular bar specialized in a frozen mixed drink called "190 Octane", which is made with Everclear grain alcohol.  It's a sick place to pregame and stare at chicks since you get wasted on those drinks and the place has outdoor seating.

Anyway, for some reason that night I decided to wear a colorful shirt and my magic jelly bean shoes.

I'm sipping my drink spacing out, and feel a tugging on my arm.

This girl literally pulls me off my seat, grabs my hand, and drags me into the bar, and into the ladies restroom with her 2 chick friends following.  I've never met/seen these girls before in my life.

They push me into a stall and start taking off their shirts.  I'm standing there completely dumbfounded, because neither one has even said a word to me yet.

At this point they're all topless, titties out, and the one says "We really liked your shirt and shoes so we decided to give you a show".

Two of them started making out, then one said "We should all probably get out the restroom, especially since he's a guy".  They put their shirts back on and I snuck out of the ladies room, and back to my table with my friends.

My buddies were looking at me with :wtf: expressions and I died laughing as I told them what just happened.

girls were actually pretty good looking too

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Re: being molested by women [Re: Megatrondon]
    #18964235 - 10/11/13 02:16 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

And this one.


I was at a 311 concert with a few of my friends.  We all got separated, but I ended up finding one of my friends an hour or so into the show.

He runs up to me, all excited looking, and yells "DUDE!  You'll never guess what just happened!"

He then explains how he was in the crowd watching the band, and some random girl next to him sticks her hand down his pants and starts jerking him off.  Apparently she gave him a handjob for a few minutes, then walked away. 


Him and I then go to the beer line, and he says "Dude wtf, my wallet is gone!"


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    #18964247 - 10/11/13 02:18 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I have a feeling a lot of people hear don't know the meaning of molestation and are just using this thread to make people think they are desired by women by either making up or strongly exaggerating certain scenarios.


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    #18964289 - 10/11/13 02:33 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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I have a feeling a lot of people hear don't know the meaning of molestation and are just using this thread to make people think they are desired by women by either making up or strongly exaggerating certain scenarios.



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    #18964345 - 10/11/13 02:44 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Nope I haven't, and neither of your experiences were molestation, and prove me to be obviously right more than anyone else's. You're actually the most pathetic person here lol.. :haha:

Molestation would happen if you were a young boy taken advantage of. The fact your trying to say me not being molested by a women is a bad thing, proves me right even more lol.. You're pretty pathetic, people know it too.


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    #18964361 - 10/11/13 02:48 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

That's mean.


Read OP's post, we're using "molestation" in the context he uses it in.

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Wait a minute.
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Anyone could that would be pretty awesome. I'll give whoever tries a +5.


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Re: being molested by women [Re: Sheekle]
    #18964545 - 10/11/13 03:32 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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shirt and jelly bean shoes:





those are awesome



Thanks man.

Would you believe I found the shoes in the trash?  :grin:


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Re: being molested by women [Re: Chowder963] * 1
    #18964662 - 10/11/13 03:58 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

If I ever saw you IRL, I'd def make fun of you along with the other hot, cool persons I was with at the time.


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Re: being molested by women [Re: SoreSpore]
    #18964845 - 10/11/13 04:51 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I know.


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Re: being molested by women [Re: Set]
    #18965126 - 10/11/13 06:09 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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One night years ago I was hanging out at a party with a cute redhead chick I knew, her nickname among my friends is/was "double stuff" (whole other story), and I experienced severe memory loss due the shitload of whiskey I had consumed that evening.

I awoke in a hazy stupor, in my bed, with double stuff riding me. 

At this point I remember saying to her, "What's up?".  :facepalm:

Was not erect, don't remember how I got to my house, the last thing I remembered was stumbling down the street at one point.





Im more interested in the other story.


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Re: being molested by women [Re: Enjoywho]
    #18965185 - 10/11/13 06:27 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Enjoywho said:
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Set said:
One night years ago I was hanging out at a party with a cute redhead chick I knew, her nickname among my friends is/was "double stuff" (whole other story), and I experienced severe memory loss due the shitload of whiskey I had consumed that evening.

I awoke in a hazy stupor, in my bed, with double stuff riding me. 

At this point I remember saying to her, "What's up?".  :facepalm:

Was not erect, don't remember how I got to my house, the last thing I remembered was stumbling down the street at one point.





Im more interested in the other story.



He already posted it in this thread


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Re: being molested by women [Re: Enjoywho]
    #18965196 - 10/11/13 06:31 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

off topic but i need advice. at my community college im taking  psychology and this really cute chick sits next to me every time like it never fails. i thought she was 18 well she told me shes in high school still but taking college class's aside her other and she just turned 17. like ive been walking her after class to her next and she hugs me. and acts all cute and shit. dudes what do i do? do i just play it cool and be cool  because my plans before i found out her age was to get her number soon. i was just planting my seeds and found out this fucking horrible and news i'm turning 23 in December .


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Re: being molested by women [Re: Megatrondon] * 1
    #18965199 - 10/11/13 06:32 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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off topic but i need advice. at my community college im taking  psychology and this really cute chick sits next to me every time like it never fails. i thought she was 18 well she told me shes in high school still but taking college class's aside her other and she just turned 17. like ive been walking her after class to her next and she hugs me. and acts all cute and shit. dudes what do i do? do i just play it cool and be cool  because my plans before i found out her age was to get her number soon. i was just planting my seeds and found out this fucking horrible and news i'm turning 23 in December .




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Re: being molested by women [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #18965230 - 10/11/13 06:40 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

are you implying "i don't know?" OR are you implying "good question?"


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Re: being molested by women [Re: Megatrondon]
    #18965243 - 10/11/13 06:44 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

ill just be friends tell shes 18


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Re: being molested by women [Re: Megatrondon]
    #18965254 - 10/11/13 06:46 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:cookiemonster:


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Re: being molested by women [Re: Megatrondon]
    #18965270 - 10/11/13 06:49 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

So this one time I am at a bar with some friends and this rather buxom dark haired girl shows up and starts hitting on my friend. He is clearly not into her and is actively trying to get with this other chick, so I tell him I'll wing buxom girl but that he owes me one. He agrees. I take buxom girl outside and she's having a smoke, I'm leaned against the wall and there are three or four other people a few feet away.

I don't know what I said that prompted this, but all of a sudden she flicks her cigarette, steps towards me, chokes me with one hand and puts the other right down my pants, starts jerking me off. She whispers into my ear that she's going to dominate me, sit on my face til I'm fighting for air and shit.

I did not really know what was going on or why it was happening, was definitely not in the bdsm scene at the time but my dick was rock hard so I said fuck it, I'll roll with this. She held my cock like a leash and dragged me to her car, all while these other people standing outside are watching like wtf.

We got in the car and she stuffed her panties in my mouth and then held my head against her vag and made me smell.

Then we went back inside for some reason and this stupid girl I had gone to the bar with decides that she needs to protect me because I don't know what I'm getting into. Bitch. Anyway, she thwarted the entire thing but I was so down to get molested and raped by this buxom hottie some more.

That's the only time a girl has molested me, unless you count unapproved feeling of my six pack. For some reason chicks think that's totally ok, but I'm sure if I went up to some girl who was sunbathing and started feeling on her belly she would flip the fuck out.

TL;DR - It's hot being molested by girls and I wish more of them would do it.


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Re: being molested by women [Re: MystiqueMushroom] * 3
    #18965271 - 10/11/13 06:49 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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off topic but i need advice. at my community college im taking  psychology and this really cute chick sits next to me every time like it never fails. i thought she was 18 well she told me shes in high school still but taking college class's aside her other and she just turned 17. like ive been walking her after class to her next and she hugs me. and acts all cute and shit. dudes what do i do? do i just play it cool and be cool  because my plans before i found out her age was to get her number soon. i was just planting my seeds and found out this fucking horrible and news i'm turning 23 in December .




:underage:





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we have a bum buy us a wine box and a 12 pack of beer.




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Re: being molested by women [Re: RiderOnTheStorm]
    #18965340 - 10/11/13 07:06 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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I don't know what I said that prompted this, but
all of a sudden she flicks her cigarette, steps
towards me, chokes me with one hand and puts the other right down my
pants, starts jerking me off. She whispers
into my ear that she's going to dominate me,
sit on my face til I'm fighting for air and shit.




You were down with her shitting on your face? Disgusting bro


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Re: being molested by women [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #18965369 - 10/11/13 07:17 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

that's hot dude!
gave me a chubby thinking of the scenario.

so is any one got any mushroom grows going?


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Re: being molested by women [Re: Megatrondon]
    #18965383 - 10/11/13 07:23 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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that's hot dude!
gave me a chubby thinking of the scenario.

so is any one got any mushroom grows going?



WHAT THE FUCK


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Re: being molested by women [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #18965400 - 10/11/13 07:29 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

what it did sound's hot . she sounds like shes possessed with the sex demons, i wouldn't let her penetrate me dude


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Re: being molested by women [Re: Megatrondon]
    #18966804 - 10/12/13 02:19 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

so since we are sharing story of girls we might/could have fucked.
i was chillin at the local party bar afterwork and i'm hangin with a co-worker, i was chewing on a pacifier he gave me.
this dude and chic come over and the dude starts talking to ,y co-worker, the chick starts talking to me, they turn out to be brother and sister.
we flirt a little but, and she giving me the signals, touching me, leaning in close, the whole thing.
her brother gives her a onie and she stands behind me to block the wind, i almost took her down stairs to a corner to hit the onie and make me move.
i didn't because, i'm kinda in the 'i don't give a fuck about chicks and fuckin' right now' mood.
some douche bag citidiots come out on the deck, drunk, one was laying it on hard and pathetic.
she looped her arm in mine, like she clearly wanted to go away from them.
i just stood there, and left her to make her own escape, which she did.
20 minutes later she is at the bar with the citidiots, doing shots, and she makes out with the one who wasn't laying it on hard.
closing time, she finds me and askes if i'm ok to drive.
i told her i haven't had a drink in 14 days, she all hungs and "ohh i'm so proud of you, we should hang out, blah blah blah."
and the dude she was making out with is trying so hard to get her away from me, "come on we gotta go, they are kicking everyone out, blah blah blah"
i said- "you live in Iowa, i live in Minnesota, how are we gonna hang out?"
"i just go to school in Iowa, my parents live here."
i can't remember what i said, but she had her phone in her hand, clearly wanted my number, and i didn't give it to her.

i could be fucking her right now if i just give a little bit of a shit.

she was fuckin' hot too, tiny, small boobs, 22, just right in so many ways.

in my defense, here brother was standing feet away while we where flirting, it was a little awkward.

still, with the smallest amount of effort, she would have been mine, tonight or in the future.

i really need to give a fuck about fuckin' again.


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Re: being molested by women [Re: broken]
    #18966827 - 10/12/13 02:28 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

could've been worse dude

could've been her brother, watching your sister get sucked by dudes at the bar  :archiebunker:


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Re: being molested by women [Re: Set]
    #18966850 - 10/12/13 02:33 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

that would not be worse.


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Re: being molested by women [Re: broken]
    #18966863 - 10/12/13 02:36 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

oh

pretty special huh :sad:


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Re: being molested by women [Re: Set]
    #18966877 - 10/12/13 02:40 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

fuck, i have no clue.
she was hot, young, a willing.
i wish i fucking her right now instead of posting about not fucking her.

but, it would not have been worse because i don't have a sister. :smilingpuppy:


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Re: being molested by women [Re: broken]
    #18966998 - 10/12/13 03:28 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

have confidence and show her a good time, jesus. whats with guys these days...


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Re: being molested by women [Re: broken]
    #18967004 - 10/12/13 03:30 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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fuck, i have no clue.
she was hot, young, a willing.
i wish i fucking her right now instead of posting about not fucking her.

but, it would not have been worse because i don't have a sister. :smilingpuppy:




Then get her number, say you thought she was cool and try to hang out, fuck the brother. Life is to short to sit around and cry about shit that could happen or you can just let her go with some jock asshole when clearly she wanted to hang with you.


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Re: being molested by women [Re: The_Red_Crayon]
    #18967013 - 10/12/13 03:33 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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have confidence and show her a good time, jesus.




confidence is not my problem.
for some reason i just didn't give a shit at the time.

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whats with guys these days...





good question.
two days ago all i wanted to do was find some little slut to bang until the sun came up.
and tonight, when the little slut was right there for the taking, i didn't care.

i change my mind a lot like that.


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Re: being molested by women [Re: broken]
    #18967220 - 10/12/13 05:30 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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two days ago all i wanted to do was find some little slut to bang until the sun came up.
and tonight, when the little slut was right there for the taking, i didn't care.

i change my mind a lot like that.




I feel ya on that one


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Re: being molested by women [Re: Megatrondon]
    #18967233 - 10/12/13 05:35 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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i was molested in the end




It happens. You just can't pass out around some people.


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Re: being molested by women [Re: Megatrondon]
    #18967462 - 10/12/13 07:53 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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ill just be friends tell shes 18




Lame, hit it and quit it son


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