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Re: being molested by women [Re: SoreSpore]
    #18964845 - 10/11/13 04:51 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I know.


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Re: being molested by women [Re: Set]
    #18965126 - 10/11/13 06:09 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Set said:
One night years ago I was hanging out at a party with a cute redhead chick I knew, her nickname among my friends is/was "double stuff" (whole other story), and I experienced severe memory loss due the shitload of whiskey I had consumed that evening.

I awoke in a hazy stupor, in my bed, with double stuff riding me. 

At this point I remember saying to her, "What's up?".  :facepalm:

Was not erect, don't remember how I got to my house, the last thing I remembered was stumbling down the street at one point.





Im more interested in the other story.


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Re: being molested by women [Re: Enjoywho]
    #18965185 - 10/11/13 06:27 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Enjoywho said:
Quote:

Set said:
One night years ago I was hanging out at a party with a cute redhead chick I knew, her nickname among my friends is/was "double stuff" (whole other story), and I experienced severe memory loss due the shitload of whiskey I had consumed that evening.

I awoke in a hazy stupor, in my bed, with double stuff riding me. 

At this point I remember saying to her, "What's up?".  :facepalm:

Was not erect, don't remember how I got to my house, the last thing I remembered was stumbling down the street at one point.





Im more interested in the other story.



He already posted it in this thread


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Re: being molested by women [Re: Enjoywho]
    #18965196 - 10/11/13 06:31 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

off topic but i need advice. at my community college im taking  psychology and this really cute chick sits next to me every time like it never fails. i thought she was 18 well she told me shes in high school still but taking college class's aside her other and she just turned 17. like ive been walking her after class to her next and she hugs me. and acts all cute and shit. dudes what do i do? do i just play it cool and be cool  because my plans before i found out her age was to get her number soon. i was just planting my seeds and found out this fucking horrible and news i'm turning 23 in December .


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Re: being molested by women [Re: Megatrondon] * 1
    #18965199 - 10/11/13 06:32 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Megatrondon said:
off topic but i need advice. at my community college im taking  psychology and this really cute chick sits next to me every time like it never fails. i thought she was 18 well she told me shes in high school still but taking college class's aside her other and she just turned 17. like ive been walking her after class to her next and she hugs me. and acts all cute and shit. dudes what do i do? do i just play it cool and be cool  because my plans before i found out her age was to get her number soon. i was just planting my seeds and found out this fucking horrible and news i'm turning 23 in December .




:underage:


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Re: being molested by women [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #18965230 - 10/11/13 06:40 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

are you implying "i don't know?" OR are you implying "good question?"


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Re: being molested by women [Re: Megatrondon]
    #18965243 - 10/11/13 06:44 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

ill just be friends tell shes 18


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Re: being molested by women [Re: Megatrondon]
    #18965254 - 10/11/13 06:46 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:cookiemonster:


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Re: being molested by women [Re: Megatrondon]
    #18965270 - 10/11/13 06:49 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

So this one time I am at a bar with some friends and this rather buxom dark haired girl shows up and starts hitting on my friend. He is clearly not into her and is actively trying to get with this other chick, so I tell him I'll wing buxom girl but that he owes me one. He agrees. I take buxom girl outside and she's having a smoke, I'm leaned against the wall and there are three or four other people a few feet away.

I don't know what I said that prompted this, but all of a sudden she flicks her cigarette, steps towards me, chokes me with one hand and puts the other right down my pants, starts jerking me off. She whispers into my ear that she's going to dominate me, sit on my face til I'm fighting for air and shit.

I did not really know what was going on or why it was happening, was definitely not in the bdsm scene at the time but my dick was rock hard so I said fuck it, I'll roll with this. She held my cock like a leash and dragged me to her car, all while these other people standing outside are watching like wtf.

We got in the car and she stuffed her panties in my mouth and then held my head against her vag and made me smell.

Then we went back inside for some reason and this stupid girl I had gone to the bar with decides that she needs to protect me because I don't know what I'm getting into. Bitch. Anyway, she thwarted the entire thing but I was so down to get molested and raped by this buxom hottie some more.

That's the only time a girl has molested me, unless you count unapproved feeling of my six pack. For some reason chicks think that's totally ok, but I'm sure if I went up to some girl who was sunbathing and started feeling on her belly she would flip the fuck out.

TL;DR - It's hot being molested by girls and I wish more of them would do it.


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Re: being molested by women [Re: MystiqueMushroom] * 3
    #18965271 - 10/11/13 06:49 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Quote:

Megatrondon said:
off topic but i need advice. at my community college im taking  psychology and this really cute chick sits next to me every time like it never fails. i thought she was 18 well she told me shes in high school still but taking college class's aside her other and she just turned 17. like ive been walking her after class to her next and she hugs me. and acts all cute and shit. dudes what do i do? do i just play it cool and be cool  because my plans before i found out her age was to get her number soon. i was just planting my seeds and found out this fucking horrible and news i'm turning 23 in December .




:underage:





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we have a bum buy us a wine box and a 12 pack of beer.




:underage:




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Re: being molested by women [Re: RiderOnTheStorm]
    #18965340 - 10/11/13 07:06 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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RiderOnTheStorm said:
I don't know what I said that prompted this, but
all of a sudden she flicks her cigarette, steps
towards me, chokes me with one hand and puts the other right down my
pants, starts jerking me off. She whispers
into my ear that she's going to dominate me,
sit on my face til I'm fighting for air and shit.




You were down with her shitting on your face? Disgusting bro


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Re: being molested by women [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #18965369 - 10/11/13 07:17 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

that's hot dude!
gave me a chubby thinking of the scenario.

so is any one got any mushroom grows going?


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Re: being molested by women [Re: Megatrondon]
    #18965383 - 10/11/13 07:23 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Megatrondon said:
that's hot dude!
gave me a chubby thinking of the scenario.

so is any one got any mushroom grows going?



WHAT THE FUCK


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Re: being molested by women [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #18965400 - 10/11/13 07:29 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

what it did sound's hot . she sounds like shes possessed with the sex demons, i wouldn't let her penetrate me dude


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Re: being molested by women [Re: Megatrondon]
    #18966804 - 10/12/13 02:19 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

so since we are sharing story of girls we might/could have fucked.
i was chillin at the local party bar afterwork and i'm hangin with a co-worker, i was chewing on a pacifier he gave me.
this dude and chic come over and the dude starts talking to ,y co-worker, the chick starts talking to me, they turn out to be brother and sister.
we flirt a little but, and she giving me the signals, touching me, leaning in close, the whole thing.
her brother gives her a onie and she stands behind me to block the wind, i almost took her down stairs to a corner to hit the onie and make me move.
i didn't because, i'm kinda in the 'i don't give a fuck about chicks and fuckin' right now' mood.
some douche bag citidiots come out on the deck, drunk, one was laying it on hard and pathetic.
she looped her arm in mine, like she clearly wanted to go away from them.
i just stood there, and left her to make her own escape, which she did.
20 minutes later she is at the bar with the citidiots, doing shots, and she makes out with the one who wasn't laying it on hard.
closing time, she finds me and askes if i'm ok to drive.
i told her i haven't had a drink in 14 days, she all hungs and "ohh i'm so proud of you, we should hang out, blah blah blah."
and the dude she was making out with is trying so hard to get her away from me, "come on we gotta go, they are kicking everyone out, blah blah blah"
i said- "you live in Iowa, i live in Minnesota, how are we gonna hang out?"
"i just go to school in Iowa, my parents live here."
i can't remember what i said, but she had her phone in her hand, clearly wanted my number, and i didn't give it to her.

i could be fucking her right now if i just give a little bit of a shit.

she was fuckin' hot too, tiny, small boobs, 22, just right in so many ways.

in my defense, here brother was standing feet away while we where flirting, it was a little awkward.

still, with the smallest amount of effort, she would have been mine, tonight or in the future.

i really need to give a fuck about fuckin' again.


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Re: being molested by women [Re: broken]
    #18966827 - 10/12/13 02:28 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

could've been worse dude

could've been her brother, watching your sister get sucked by dudes at the bar  :archiebunker:


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Re: being molested by women [Re: Set]
    #18966850 - 10/12/13 02:33 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

that would not be worse.


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Re: being molested by women [Re: broken]
    #18966863 - 10/12/13 02:36 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

oh

pretty special huh :sad:


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Re: being molested by women [Re: Set]
    #18966877 - 10/12/13 02:40 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

fuck, i have no clue.
she was hot, young, a willing.
i wish i fucking her right now instead of posting about not fucking her.

but, it would not have been worse because i don't have a sister. :smilingpuppy:


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Re: being molested by women [Re: broken]
    #18966998 - 10/12/13 03:28 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

have confidence and show her a good time, jesus. whats with guys these days...


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