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Re: being molested by women [Re: broken]
#18962865 - 10/11/13 07:29 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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It was great sometimes. Especially being woken up to getting head, thats the best. Having a super hammered bitch fuck with you when youre dead asleep and have to work is one of the most annoying things ever. Really disrespectful too.
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Re: being molested by women [Re: ilus]
#18962931 - 10/11/13 08:07 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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 molested actually means annoyed so I don't know if a lot of these post are on topic
my ex used to use her nails and like scratch mine torward the skin, I would ignore it
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Re: being molested by women [Re: Megatrondon]
#18964210 - 10/11/13 02:10 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Just remembered this one.
It was about 11pm, and I was at bar drinking with a few buddies. This particular bar specialized in a frozen mixed drink called "190 Octane", which is made with Everclear grain alcohol. It's a sick place to pregame and stare at chicks since you get wasted on those drinks and the place has outdoor seating.
Anyway, for some reason that night I decided to wear a colorful shirt and my magic jelly bean shoes.
I'm sipping my drink spacing out, and feel a tugging on my arm.
This girl literally pulls me off my seat, grabs my hand, and drags me into the bar, and into the ladies restroom with her 2 chick friends following. I've never met/seen these girls before in my life.
They push me into a stall and start taking off their shirts. I'm standing there completely dumbfounded, because neither one has even said a word to me yet.
At this point they're all topless, titties out, and the one says "We really liked your shirt and shoes so we decided to give you a show".
Two of them started making out, then one said "We should all probably get out the restroom, especially since he's a guy". They put their shirts back on and I snuck out of the ladies room, and back to my table with my friends.
My buddies were looking at me with expressions and I died laughing as I told them what just happened.
girls were actually pretty good looking too
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Re: being molested by women [Re: Megatrondon]
#18964235 - 10/11/13 02:16 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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And this one.
I was at a 311 concert with a few of my friends. We all got separated, but I ended up finding one of my friends an hour or so into the show.
He runs up to me, all excited looking, and yells "DUDE! You'll never guess what just happened!"
He then explains how he was in the crowd watching the band, and some random girl next to him sticks her hand down his pants and starts jerking him off. Apparently she gave him a handjob for a few minutes, then walked away.
Him and I then go to the beer line, and he says "Dude wtf, my wallet is gone!"
Apparently that girl gave him a handjob so she could distract him to steal his wallet.
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Re: being molested by women [Re: Set]
#18964247 - 10/11/13 02:18 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I have a feeling a lot of people hear don't know the meaning of molestation and are just using this thread to make people think they are desired by women by either making up or strongly exaggerating certain scenarios.
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Re: being molested by women [Re: Chowder963]
#18964263 - 10/11/13 02:24 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Chowder963 said: I have a feeling a lot of people hear don't know the meaning of molestation and are just using this thread to make people think they are desired by women by either making up or strongly exaggerating certain scenarios.
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Re: being molested by women [Re: Chowder963] 1
#18964289 - 10/11/13 02:33 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Chowder963 said: I have a feeling a lot of people hear don't know the meaning of molestation and are just using this thread to make people think they are desired by women by either making up or strongly exaggerating certain scenarios.
has never been molested by women
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Re: being molested by women [Re: Set]
#18964345 - 10/11/13 02:44 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Nope I haven't, and neither of your experiences were molestation, and prove me to be obviously right more than anyone else's. You're actually the most pathetic person here lol.. 
Molestation would happen if you were a young boy taken advantage of. The fact your trying to say me not being molested by a women is a bad thing, proves me right even more lol.. You're pretty pathetic, people know it too.
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Re: being molested by women [Re: Chowder963]
#18964361 - 10/11/13 02:48 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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That's mean.
Read OP's post, we're using "molestation" in the context he uses it in.
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Re: being molested by women [Re: Set]
#18964365 - 10/11/13 02:49 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Set said: shirt and jelly bean shoes:

those are awesome
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Re: being molested by women *DELETED* [Re: gzuf] 2
#18964371 - 10/11/13 02:50 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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gzuf said:
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Chowder963 said: I've raped, and I'll rape again, after I get over my rape, which I want people to believe happened to me so that people think I'm desireable to women.

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Re: being molested by women [Re: Set]
#18964418 - 10/11/13 02:59 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Set said:

I would rock that shirt .
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Re: being molested by women [Re: AD420] 2
#18964427 - 10/11/13 03:01 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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lol Dad's 80's vintage
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Re: being molested by women *DELETED* [Re: Herbologist] 1
#18964429 - 10/11/13 03:02 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Higher rez, yo.
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Re: being molested by women [Re: AD420] 1
#18964439 - 10/11/13 03:03 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Wait a minute.
- Chowder
- Sid the sloth
- Vintage 80's child molester clothes.
Can someone with real photoshop skills make this work?
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Re: being molested by women [Re: ModestMouse] 1
#18964453 - 10/11/13 03:07 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: being molested by women [Re: Set]
#18964462 - 10/11/13 03:09 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: being molested by women [Re: ModestMouse]
#18964506 - 10/11/13 03:23 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Anyone could that would be pretty awesome. I'll give whoever tries a +5.
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Re: being molested by women [Re: Sheekle]
#18964545 - 10/11/13 03:32 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Sheekle said:
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Set said: shirt and jelly bean shoes:

those are awesome
Thanks man.
Would you believe I found the shoes in the trash?
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Re: being molested by women [Re: Chowder963] 1
#18964662 - 10/11/13 03:58 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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If I ever saw you IRL, I'd def make fun of you along with the other hot, cool persons I was with at the time.
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