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what do i do here?
    #18959811 - 10/10/13 02:49 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

this thread is for those that have met their girl who completely crushes any previous scale. I met her last nite and I know how to get 10's real easily. she's literally the most beautiful, sexy, and cute girl I have ever seen and she seems to like me too. she clearly has no interest for any other guys around. we talked about mushrooms and burning man, then my friend had to leave. I know I should have stayed there but that could have actually looked desperate. I know she wasn't going home with anyone else, so what's my best move and why? I feel like I should just come clean and let her know everything about me and the way I feel. the conversation stimulated oxytocin release in me and it probably did in her too. I only feel that when I feel I love someone. she's clearly genetically perfect for me and I cannot screw this up. i'm going to offer my friend a thousand dollars to hound out her number or facebook if I don't see her again in the next week. he would do it for free but she's worth it a billion times over and I want to make sure it happens.


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Re: what do i do here? [Re: passifloracaerulea] * 1
    #18960149 - 10/10/13 04:02 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I thought you where not trying to look desperate hehehe


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Re: what do i do here? [Re: baraka]
    #18960288 - 10/10/13 04:35 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I know but i guess there's very lucky few people that find themselves in this situation. it's like a whole other reason to do everything. i'm not sure if she'll see it as sweet or pathetic. it works with girls who are less than a 9 or aren't playing game. she knows she's better than the 10's and this got complicated fast. i was honestly just trying to fuck as many girls as possible since my ex is deficient. i could never go back to my ex now or any other girl. this girl IS that beautiful, or maybe it's just the way she was looking at me. at least i'm wealthy and cool. i can't eat or sleep, i swear. i can only get down juice and beer. i feel obsessed but it feels right. my friend who was with me thought she might be a 7 or 8 and i can't believe every dude on the planet isn't out to get her. i must act!


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Re: what do i do here? [Re: passifloracaerulea]
    #18960491 - 10/10/13 05:19 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

10mg etizolam should help...


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Re: what do i do here? [Re: passifloracaerulea]
    #18962460 - 10/11/13 02:38 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

she wasn't at the bar tonite and I had no interest in any other hot girls there. I sure hope I see her again or i'll have to hunt her down.


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Re: what do i do here? [Re: passifloracaerulea]
    #18964811 - 10/11/13 04:41 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

my friend can't go nonite. should I ride my bicycle and hope for the best? I don't go to bars alone but if she's there I won't be alone. I have a license but it was temporarily suspended from me getting way too fucked up at a festival and not taking care of myself the next morning(seizures).


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Re: what do i do here? [Re: passifloracaerulea]
    #18972965 - 10/13/13 04:47 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

don't get invested so quickly. ladies can sniff that shit out and it'll run her off.

make her work for your affections. you're the prize, man. we have way more to offer.


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Re: what do i do here? [Re: passifloracaerulea]
    #18973065 - 10/13/13 05:06 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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i'm going to offer my friend a thousand dollars to hound out her number or facebook if I don't see her again in the next week.



hahahaha wtf


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Re: what do i do here? [Re: hr.paperstacks]
    #18973629 - 10/13/13 07:42 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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hr.paperstacks said:
don't get invested so quickly. ladies can sniff that shit out and it'll run her off.

make her work for your affections. you're the prize, man. we have way more to offer.



no, she's clearly the prize. she even has a budding career in mycology, my favorite subject.


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Re: what do i do here? [Re: passifloracaerulea]
    #18973662 - 10/13/13 07:50 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

no, she's clearly the prize. she even has a budding career in mycology, my favorite subject.




that's the wrong way to look at it. if you elevate her above yourself it's gonna hurt more if it doesn't work out. best way to look at it is you are the shit, and you are inviting to into the awesomeness that is your life.

ladies don't wanna be put on a pedestal. too much pressure and it makes us look like bitches.


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Re: what do i do here? [Re: hr.paperstacks]
    #18973831 - 10/13/13 08:28 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I can't deny the attraction and I won't pretend it's not there. I hope she's the same way. the girl I made out with last night at the burning man decompression party was all about honesty and letting me know how sexy I was, which I replied in compliment. that led to her rubbing all over my face and touching noses when she asked if she could kiss me. it could have quickly led to my truck back seat but I felt guilty and didn't feel any oxytocin, although she was the hottest girl there among hundreds.


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Re: what do i do here? [Re: passifloracaerulea]
    #18973995 - 10/13/13 09:10 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

are you good with showing attraction? i always tell em upfront that i aint lookin for a friend and they appreciate the honesty.


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Re: what do i do here? [Re: hr.paperstacks]
    #18974055 - 10/13/13 09:22 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I go to burning man. I have no problem showing off my sexiness even though i'm 38. I look young enough to get carded still and women love my kurt cobain mountain man look.


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Re: what do i do here? [Re: passifloracaerulea]
    #18975185 - 10/14/13 03:57 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

she wasn't at the bar tonite either. i'm having panic attacks and breakdowns because I need to see her again. i'm literally going crazy and I need to see her. if this works out it'll be the greatest love story ever. i'm going to die of starvation soon if I don't see her. if she rejects me, I won't be able to eat for weeks at least.


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Re: what do i do here? [Re: passifloracaerulea]
    #18975450 - 10/14/13 06:31 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Literally going crazy? You should see a psychiatrist immediately. Literal craziness is a serious condition.


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Re: what do i do here? [Re: koods]
    #18975889 - 10/14/13 09:57 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

love crazy! what the fuck is wrong with people's preconceptions(no offense)? can people not read between the lines anymore or feel sarcasm without an emotocon thing?


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Re: what do i do here? [Re: passifloracaerulea]
    #18975947 - 10/14/13 10:19 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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love crazy! what the fuck is wrong with people's preconceptions(no offense)? can people not read between the lines anymore or feel sarcasm without an emotocon thing?



:hmm:


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Re: what do i do here? [Re: koods]
    #18976029 - 10/14/13 10:46 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I guess not. I will not submit except for this girl. i'll probably even have to get a smart phone and learn to text.


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Re: what do i do here? [Re: passifloracaerulea]
    #18976586 - 10/14/13 01:19 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Well, there you go! How can you be with someone if they live in a different century than you do? Ha ha. <- to spare you the :lol:


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Re: what do i do here? [Re: koods]
    #18976618 - 10/14/13 01:29 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

He really does look like Cobain mountain man. I can personally voice for this, ladies and koods.


Pass, I'll sniff out her info for half of what you'd offer your friend.
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