|
passifloracaerulea



Registered: 11/13/10
Posts: 10,485
|
what do i do here?
#18959811 - 10/10/13 02:49 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
this thread is for those that have met their girl who completely crushes any previous scale. I met her last nite and I know how to get 10's real easily. she's literally the most beautiful, sexy, and cute girl I have ever seen and she seems to like me too. she clearly has no interest for any other guys around. we talked about mushrooms and burning man, then my friend had to leave. I know I should have stayed there but that could have actually looked desperate. I know she wasn't going home with anyone else, so what's my best move and why? I feel like I should just come clean and let her know everything about me and the way I feel. the conversation stimulated oxytocin release in me and it probably did in her too. I only feel that when I feel I love someone. she's clearly genetically perfect for me and I cannot screw this up. i'm going to offer my friend a thousand dollars to hound out her number or facebook if I don't see her again in the next week. he would do it for free but she's worth it a billion times over and I want to make sure it happens.
|
baraka



Registered: 07/15/00
Posts: 10,768
Loc: hyperspace
Last seen: 2 years, 1 month
|
|
I thought you where not trying to look desperate hehehe
-------------------- This is the only time I really feel alive.
|
passifloracaerulea



Registered: 11/13/10
Posts: 10,485
|
Re: what do i do here? [Re: baraka]
#18960288 - 10/10/13 04:35 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
I know but i guess there's very lucky few people that find themselves in this situation. it's like a whole other reason to do everything. i'm not sure if she'll see it as sweet or pathetic. it works with girls who are less than a 9 or aren't playing game. she knows she's better than the 10's and this got complicated fast. i was honestly just trying to fuck as many girls as possible since my ex is deficient. i could never go back to my ex now or any other girl. this girl IS that beautiful, or maybe it's just the way she was looking at me. at least i'm wealthy and cool. i can't eat or sleep, i swear. i can only get down juice and beer. i feel obsessed but it feels right. my friend who was with me thought she might be a 7 or 8 and i can't believe every dude on the planet isn't out to get her. i must act!
|
passifloracaerulea



Registered: 11/13/10
Posts: 10,485
|
|
10mg etizolam should help...
|
passifloracaerulea



Registered: 11/13/10
Posts: 10,485
|
|
she wasn't at the bar tonite and I had no interest in any other hot girls there. I sure hope I see her again or i'll have to hunt her down.
|
passifloracaerulea



Registered: 11/13/10
Posts: 10,485
|
|
my friend can't go nonite. should I ride my bicycle and hope for the best? I don't go to bars alone but if she's there I won't be alone. I have a license but it was temporarily suspended from me getting way too fucked up at a festival and not taking care of myself the next morning(seizures).
|
hr.paperstacks
warrior poet


Registered: 10/12/13
Posts: 14
Loc: da filthy durrty
Last seen: 9 years, 6 months
|
|
don't get invested so quickly. ladies can sniff that shit out and it'll run her off.
make her work for your affections. you're the prize, man. we have way more to offer.
|
Sheekle
FREE BURKE



Registered: 01/11/10
Posts: 53,153
|
|
Quote:
passifloracaerulea said: i'm going to offer my friend a thousand dollars to hound out her number or facebook if I don't see her again in the next week.
hahahaha wtf
-------------------- "Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods "I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago "you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard "The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist "Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft "or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16
|
passifloracaerulea



Registered: 11/13/10
Posts: 10,485
|
|
Quote:
hr.paperstacks said: don't get invested so quickly. ladies can sniff that shit out and it'll run her off.
make her work for your affections. you're the prize, man. we have way more to offer.
no, she's clearly the prize. she even has a budding career in mycology, my favorite subject.
|
hr.paperstacks
warrior poet


Registered: 10/12/13
Posts: 14
Loc: da filthy durrty
Last seen: 9 years, 6 months
|
|
no, she's clearly the prize. she even has a budding career in mycology, my favorite subject.
that's the wrong way to look at it. if you elevate her above yourself it's gonna hurt more if it doesn't work out. best way to look at it is you are the shit, and you are inviting to into the awesomeness that is your life.
ladies don't wanna be put on a pedestal. too much pressure and it makes us look like bitches.
|
passifloracaerulea



Registered: 11/13/10
Posts: 10,485
|
|
I can't deny the attraction and I won't pretend it's not there. I hope she's the same way. the girl I made out with last night at the burning man decompression party was all about honesty and letting me know how sexy I was, which I replied in compliment. that led to her rubbing all over my face and touching noses when she asked if she could kiss me. it could have quickly led to my truck back seat but I felt guilty and didn't feel any oxytocin, although she was the hottest girl there among hundreds.
|
hr.paperstacks
warrior poet



Registered: 10/12/13
Posts: 14
Loc: da filthy durrty
Last seen: 9 years, 6 months
|
|
are you good with showing attraction? i always tell em upfront that i aint lookin for a friend and they appreciate the honesty.
--------------------
|
passifloracaerulea



Registered: 11/13/10
Posts: 10,485
|
|
I go to burning man. I have no problem showing off my sexiness even though i'm 38. I look young enough to get carded still and women love my kurt cobain mountain man look.
|
passifloracaerulea



Registered: 11/13/10
Posts: 10,485
|
|
she wasn't at the bar tonite either. i'm having panic attacks and breakdowns because I need to see her again. i'm literally going crazy and I need to see her. if this works out it'll be the greatest love story ever. i'm going to die of starvation soon if I don't see her. if she rejects me, I won't be able to eat for weeks at least.
|
koods
Ribbit



Registered: 05/26/11
Posts: 106,406
Loc: Maryland/DC Burbs
Last seen: 1 hour, 51 minutes
|
|
Literally going crazy? You should see a psychiatrist immediately. Literal craziness is a serious condition.
--------------------
NotSheekle said “if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”
|
passifloracaerulea



Registered: 11/13/10
Posts: 10,485
|
Re: what do i do here? [Re: koods]
#18975889 - 10/14/13 09:57 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
love crazy! what the fuck is wrong with people's preconceptions(no offense)? can people not read between the lines anymore or feel sarcasm without an emotocon thing?
|
koods
Ribbit



Registered: 05/26/11
Posts: 106,406
Loc: Maryland/DC Burbs
Last seen: 1 hour, 51 minutes
|
|
Quote:
passifloracaerulea said: love crazy! what the fuck is wrong with people's preconceptions(no offense)? can people not read between the lines anymore or feel sarcasm without an emotocon thing?
--------------------
NotSheekle said “if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”
|
passifloracaerulea



Registered: 11/13/10
Posts: 10,485
|
Re: what do i do here? [Re: koods]
#18976029 - 10/14/13 10:46 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
I guess not. I will not submit except for this girl. i'll probably even have to get a smart phone and learn to text.
|
koods
Ribbit



Registered: 05/26/11
Posts: 106,406
Loc: Maryland/DC Burbs
Last seen: 1 hour, 51 minutes
|
|
Well, there you go! How can you be with someone if they live in a different century than you do? Ha ha. <- to spare you the
--------------------
NotSheekle said “if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”
|
shLong



Registered: 03/04/10
Posts: 25,330
Loc: 'sconsin
|
Re: what do i do here? [Re: koods]
#18976618 - 10/14/13 01:29 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
|
|
He really does look like Cobain mountain man. I can personally voice for this, ladies and koods.
Pass, I'll sniff out her info for half of what you'd offer your friend. $500
|
|