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What is one of the worst smells ever?
    #18956355 - 10/09/13 08:35 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I am going to attempt to classically condition my friend to grimace when he hears a bell. But I need a unconditioned stimulus that is as smelly shit (but not shit).

What smells awful and might even make you gag?

Tell me of your filthy concoctions.


I was thinking that adding some cheap vodka could really put a kick into the concoction. I just don't want it to get too messy or moldy for health reasons.

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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: XUL]
    #18956362 - 10/09/13 08:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Crack open a ping pong ball and have your friend take a whiff whenever you ring the bell.


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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: MorphinTime]
    #18956369 - 10/09/13 08:39 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Crack open a ping pong ball and have your friend take a whiff whenever you ring the bell.




A ping pong ball?


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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: XUL]
    #18956371 - 10/09/13 08:40 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Alcohol will prevent bacteria growth.

Bad eggs. Bad milk. Bad meat.
Terrible smells like that are all CAUSED by bacterial growth, so i'd imagine you'll have to push the health thing aside.

If you can find some german "stinky cheese", that stuff really does smell like shit.


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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: XUL]
    #18956375 - 10/09/13 08:41 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Collect like ten of those stink bugs (really common in the new england area) and smash them up with a stick in a little bottle filled with vodka or acetone


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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: pcplease]
    #18956377 - 10/09/13 08:42 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

putrifyed  red onions will make you vomit on the spot


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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: pcplease]
    #18956382 - 10/09/13 08:43 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

If anyone has had a cold and had to spit up gunk while laying in bed in a bottle or anything. At the end of the day if you smell that... That's bad! Not the worst though.


Sulphur is a terrible smell. Dog shit. Ginko berries. Spoiled food or milk. Vomit


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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: Eddeee]
    #18956384 - 10/09/13 08:43 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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putrifyed  red onions will make you vomit on the spot





AH!

Red chopped onions and strong vodka! That's two things so far!


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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: Eddeee]
    #18956387 - 10/09/13 08:44 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

How about you actually vomit into like cheese cloth, then boil the filtered contents of your stomach in a disposable pie pan. Your house might smell funny for a while though...hot plate outside?


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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: XUL]
    #18956388 - 10/09/13 08:44 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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putrifyed  red onions will make you vomit on the spot





AH!

Red chopped onions and strong vodka! That's two things so far!





Maybe I could evoke him to cry with the onions. wow. That would be a neat one.


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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: XUL]
    #18956396 - 10/09/13 08:45 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Eggs that have gone bad in an incubator and turns putrid n black(on the inside). The worst thing I've ever smelled.


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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: XUL]
    #18956398 - 10/09/13 08:46 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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putrifyed  red onions will make you vomit on the spot





AH!

Red chopped onions and strong vodka! That's two things so far!





Maybe I could evoke him to cry with the onions. wow. That would be a neat one.



I don't think that would work because the reaction is from a chemical not an internal system. The dog drooling at a bell was because dogs naturally drool when they think food is near. Thinking of onions does not make you cry


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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: XUL]
    #18956404 - 10/09/13 08:46 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Burning flesh from a cauterizer is the worst smell I've ever smelt.


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    #18956405 - 10/09/13 08:46 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: XUL]
    #18956417 - 10/09/13 08:48 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Crack open a ping pong ball and have your friend take a whiff whenever you ring the bell.




A ping pong ball?





The inside of ping pong balls smell horrible.

They have fake skunk smell, its pretty horrible.

Burnt plastic smells horrible, burnt ping pong balks smell even worse.


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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #18956426 - 10/09/13 08:50 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #18956434 - 10/09/13 08:50 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Crack open a ping pong ball and have your friend take a whiff whenever you ring the bell.




A ping pong ball?





The inside of ping pong balls smell horrible.

They have fake skunk smell, its pretty horrible.

Burnt plastic smells horrible, burnt ping pong balks smell even worse.



Oh yea! Go to a hunting place and get concentrated animal urine. Its totally sterile and is one of the worst smells in the world


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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: XUL] * 2
    #18956443 - 10/09/13 08:51 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Decomposing human flesh and burning hair


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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: Eddeee]
    #18956445 - 10/09/13 08:52 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Vomit.  Vomit is the worst fucking smell.


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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: pcplease]
    #18956449 - 10/09/13 08:52 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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If you can find some german "stinky cheese", that stuff really does smell like shit.





Also yea, get some deer urine from the store.
Nasty nasty stuff.


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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: NotTheDevil]
    #18956462 - 10/09/13 08:54 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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durians



... its odor is best described as pig-shit, turpentine and onions, garnished with a gym sock. It can be smelled from yards away. Despite its great local popularity, the raw fruit is forbidden from some establishments such as hotels, subways and airports, including public transportation in Southeast Asia.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Durian#Flavour_and_odour


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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: Shroomism]
    #18956476 - 10/09/13 08:56 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Decomposing human flesh and burning hair




Burning hair has a similar smell to burning flesh, but its a lot worse.  Never smelt a decomposing human though, that sounds pretty nasty.


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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: Shroomism]
    #18956481 - 10/09/13 08:57 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Decomposing human flesh and burning hair




Im surprised more people didnt mention rotting flesh :argh:


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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: danlennon3]
    #18956496 - 10/09/13 08:59 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Decomposing human flesh and burning hair




Im surprised more people didnt mention rotting flesh :argh:



Probably cause its essentially deadly to keep around the house. Op was looking for a conveniently seal-able, not killing you variety of stink


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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: bloodsheen]
    #18956500 - 10/09/13 09:00 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Rotting shit and piss


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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: fapjack]
    #18956515 - 10/09/13 09:03 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Burning flesh from a cauterizer is the worst smell I've ever smelt.



Really? I'm kinda unsettled by how much burning human flesh reminds me of BBQ (once you get past the smell of burning hair, ofc).

Kinda like a combination between beef and pork, no lie.





As for bad smells, I would say sulphur (rotten eggs are a great source) and cat piss are way high up there on the list.

If you want to be serious, you could probably find sulphur in some form--would provide you the benefit of not having to carry around rotting food. Otherwise, an easy way to acquire this (and fairly clean too [relatively, ofc]) is to get a dozen eggs, poke a hole in the top of each one with a pin--let them sit in the sun for about a week or you start to notice a smell--BOOM instant sulphur.

Stay away from the cat piss--you'll never get the smell out.


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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: bloodsheen]
    #18956527 - 10/09/13 09:06 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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putrifyed  red onions will make you vomit on the spot





AH!

Red chopped onions and strong vodka! That's two things so far!





Maybe I could evoke him to cry with the onions. wow. That would be a neat one.



I don't think that would work because the reaction is from a chemical not an internal system. The dog drooling at a bell was because dogs naturally drool when they think food is near. Thinking of onions does not make you cry




No but grimacing to a strong and powerful smell is innate, is it not? Just as it is innate for us to pull our hands away from fire.

I think tearing up for onions is innate. You cannot control it can you?

Even still, take out the crying and keep the grimace aspect. I think it could work.


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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: shivas.wisdom]
    #18956543 - 10/09/13 09:09 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Tear gas works great.


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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: Patlal]
    #18956545 - 10/09/13 09:10 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Also, you could use mace to condition your friend. Much easier.


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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: XUL]
    #18956547 - 10/09/13 09:10 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Rotting or spoiled vagina.


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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: qman]
    #18956554 - 10/09/13 09:12 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Rotting or spoiled vagina.





I was surprised nobody mentioned it yet. a yeast infected clam is vomit worthy.


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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: Patlal]
    #18956578 - 10/09/13 09:16 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Also, you could use mace to condition your friend. Much easier.




lol

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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: fapjack]
    #18956613 - 10/09/13 09:23 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Burning flesh from a cauterizer is the worst smell I've ever smelt.




Burning hair is pretty bad too.


Try this if you have some sodium hydroxide around (the white crystals in drano) or even hydroxide solution in liquid drain cleaner. Get an egg, separate the whites. Put in a container that has a cap. Add a little sodium hydroxide and a couple drops of water (or just the concentrated solution) and cap. Shake the shit out of it for a few minutes. You have just made skatole. And yes, the name indicates what it smells like.


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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: koods]
    #18956653 - 10/09/13 09:29 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

If I wanna smell something ungodly I can just smell my balls after not showering for a week.


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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: fapjack]
    #18956677 - 10/09/13 09:33 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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If I wanna smell something ungodly I can just smell my balls after not showering for a week.



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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: XUL]
    #18956690 - 10/09/13 09:34 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Hydrochloric acid will burn up his nose.


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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: Eddeee]
    #18956731 - 10/09/13 09:42 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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putrifyed  red onions will make you vomit on the spot




Rotting red potatoes are even worse. Rotting chicken and ammonia are pretty awful smells too.


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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: Gumby]
    #18956803 - 10/09/13 09:55 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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As for bad smells, I would say sulphur (rotten eggs are a great source) and cat piss are way high up there on the list.

If you want to be serious, you could probably find sulphur in some form--would provide you the benefit of not having to carry around rotting food.




Elemental sulfur (the yellow powder or crystals) doesn't have much of a smell at all. This is a surprisingly common misconception. Nor does burning sulfur have a smell of rotten eggs. When sulfur burns, you produce sulfur dioxide, which has an acrid smell that burns your mucous membranes because it is converted to sulfurous (not sulfuric) acid when it comes into contact with moisture. (Acid rain is fomed through this series of reactions).

Now, if you ignite a mixture of steel wool and sulfur then add a little bit of acid to the residue (vinegar will do just fine) you will produce hydrogen sulfide which is the source of the "rotten egg" smell. Just don't add more than a drop or two of the vinegar because it doesn't take very much hydrogen sulfide to stink up an entire building and it is extremely toxic in amounts other than trace.

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putrifyed  red onions will make you vomit on the spot




Rotting red potatoes are even worse. Rotting chicken and ammonia are pretty awful smells too.




Oh god, I know the worst smell. Rotting cooked broccoli. Seriously, it is the only smell that has caused me to vomit.


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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: XUL]
    #18956848 - 10/09/13 10:05 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Cat shit tends to do it for me.. All shit stinks, but cat shit just has that extra level that makes me start gagging. There's not really too many smells that I can't just deal with.


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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: Shroomism]
    #18956883 - 10/09/13 10:12 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: Dawks]
    #18956973 - 10/09/13 10:31 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

ass sweat. it's able to be applied to anything, it's transparent and not easily recognizable if you don't know what it's coming from: easily assumed to be an extraneous part of the environment.

Somehow I think he'll figure out something is up if every time he hangs out with the XUL, there's inextricably a bucket of rotting flesh, burning hair, and ping pong balls.


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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: mathieu]
    #18957016 - 10/09/13 10:38 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Dude they used to sell a fish scented silly puddy! It was SOO FUCKING NASTY!!! It was years ago though!! Me and My friends took it and stuck it on top of the school stairway (enclosed) and the entire year it smelt of putrid rotten fish! Not even the teachers knew what it was!! It was fucking hilarious!!

The toy had to of gone out of production pretty quickly after their kids kept stinking up everything with putrid fish!!


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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: XUL]
    #18957021 - 10/09/13 10:41 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Probably a dead human or dead anything

Shit/Piss/Vomit that has been left to ferment.


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    #18957032 - 10/09/13 10:43 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Dude they used to sell a fish scented silly puddy! It was SOO FUCKING NASTY!!! It was years ago though!! Me and My friends took it and stuck it on top of the school stairway (enclosed) and the entire year it smelt of putrid rotten fish! Not even the teachers knew what it was!! It was fucking hilarious!!

The toy had to of gone out of production pretty quickly after their kids kept stinking up everything with putrid fish!!




That sounds like a fucked up sex toy you would only be able to buy in Japan.... And only out of vending machines.


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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: fapjack]
    #18957172 - 10/09/13 11:11 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Once in middle school my friends and I put some dry ice inside a raw fish, into a large plastic bag and deposited it up in the ceiling the Friday before winter break. (we had those square ceiling tiles that you can easily push up)

We hadn't really stopped to consider that we were doing it to our own classroom...


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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: mathieu]
    #18957189 - 10/09/13 11:14 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Weed edibles that have been frozen and thawed in the microwave (mostly cupcakes i.e. or cakes, with oil in them)

the smell make me gag... and 1 bite makes me puke each time.. tried on several occasions

seems the freeze/thawing does something.... no problem before doing that


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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: mathieu]
    #18957231 - 10/09/13 11:21 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I had a bottle of diethylamine solution I needed to dispose of. Diethylamine is one of the chemicals responsible for the smell of rotting fish. I didn't want to throw it down the drain because you shouldn't do that kind of thing. It smells bad, but isn't a particularly dangerous or toxic, so I decided to leave it outside with the cap open and just let it slowly evaporate. Only if you were right next to it could you really smell it.

Anyways, over the next few days we started noticing vultures flying around the neighborhood. Every day there were more and more. When they starting landing in the trees and flying around by the dozens, it finally hit me that the diethylamine was tricking them into believing there was a dead animal nearby.


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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: XUL]
    #18957247 - 10/09/13 11:24 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I was riding the North County transit when I lived in San Diego before, in the early 2k's,,,,riding a public bus to work.  One morning, I got on the 6am bus, and this bum in this yellow jacket and pants, sat next to me, i mean he fucking stunk to high heaven but.....

4 months later, I was riding the same 6am route.....and this hot mexican chick really smelling morning fresh, was sitting next to me...the bus was full....but it stopped and that bum got on again, in the same yellow pants and jacket....he started walking down the isle......and the mexican chick looked at me...and as he approached, the sound of windows going down could be heard....he stopped right next to the mexican chick in the isle, people were retching and choking, and I started gagging.  I was almost ready to puke...and this chick, she turns her head and buries it im my chest, and she is choking and shit, amd I turned to the window wretching and gagging, trying to breath.  I was afraid that chick was also going to puke on me....

I mean, this was the foulest fucking odor it was like BO, alcohol, shit, piss, fungus, and an open cesspool rolled into one.

You might be asking did he really smell that bad?  No, he smelled worse than that.  He smelled four months worse than the first time he had got on that bus in that yellow pants and jacket.


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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: starfire_xes]
    #18957301 - 10/09/13 11:33 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I suppose the beginning of everything should be creating a concoction that is safe to breath in, yet potent and vile.

Onions and vodka.

That is my best guess so far. But I should find out if it is truly safe.

Imagine Charles.

I imagine blindfolding Charles the volunteer and sitting him in a chair. First I ring a bell and then I hold a dish of concoction to his nose and keep it there for a moment, he grimaces. I repeat this many times per day for many days. Next I ring the bell but cease to give him the concoction, thus he is conditioned to grimace at the sound of a bell.

There is probably something I am missing here.


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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: XUL]
    #18957421 - 10/10/13 12:02 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Hm, maybe the fact that you HAVE A MAN TIED UP AND BLINDFOLDED IN YOUR HOUSE?!


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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: bloodsheen]
    #18957458 - 10/10/13 12:13 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Hm, maybe the fact that you HAVE A MAN TIED UP AND BLINDFOLDED IN YOUR HOUSE?!




Tied up?

Don't jump the gun now.

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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: XUL]
    #18957473 - 10/10/13 12:19 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

No actually the real problem is the kind of person who would be willing to endure this just for shits and giggles is likely not the kind of person you could trust to give you accurate results. Unlike a dog, a human can realize that a grimace is the desired reaction from a bell, thus its impossible to know if its subconscious or not. Its not a double blind study, thus the results are skewed and biased.


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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: bloodsheen]
    #18957476 - 10/10/13 12:19 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Also I said thus too many times


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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: bloodsheen]
    #18957484 - 10/10/13 12:22 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

The worst thing Ive ever smelled was a tonsil stone


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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: XUL]
    #18957485 - 10/10/13 12:23 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Hm, maybe the fact that you HAVE A MAN TIED UP AND BLINDFOLDED IN YOUR HOUSE?!




Tied up?

Don't jump the gun now.

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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: NotTheDevil]
    #18957489 - 10/10/13 12:25 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Parvovirus (gastroenteritis)

...bloody diarrhea


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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: bloodsheen]
    #18957512 - 10/10/13 12:32 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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No actually the real problem is the kind of person who would be willing to endure this just for shits and giggles is likely not the kind of person you could trust to give you accurate results. Unlike a dog, a human can realize that a grimace is the desired reaction from a bell, thus its impossible to know if its subconscious or not. Its not a double blind study, thus the results are skewed and biased.




You are correct. A major confound!

Though, I believe there are ways to bypass this issue.

I proposed the general idea, but it seems that it may take a bit more planning.

I see how a grimace may be biased in that the subject might be playing along. I need to find an interesting and innate reflex. Grimace could be used, but it must be used carefully. How, I don't know yet. Of course there is the blink of the eye to a puff of air; the classic example.


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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: XUL]
    #18957590 - 10/10/13 01:01 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Obvious answer: some random hippy chicks chlamydia infected vagina. Next to that would be this stuff called power bait they sold 15 years ago to catch fish.


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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: bloodsheen]
    #18957716 - 10/10/13 02:20 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Also I said thus too many times



Lol
Or two many times.


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