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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: Dawks]
#18956973 - 10/09/13 10:31 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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ass sweat. it's able to be applied to anything, it's transparent and not easily recognizable if you don't know what it's coming from: easily assumed to be an extraneous part of the environment.
Somehow I think he'll figure out something is up if every time he hangs out with the XUL, there's inextricably a bucket of rotting flesh, burning hair, and ping pong balls.
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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: mathieu]
#18957016 - 10/09/13 10:38 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Dude they used to sell a fish scented silly puddy! It was SOO FUCKING NASTY!!! It was years ago though!! Me and My friends took it and stuck it on top of the school stairway (enclosed) and the entire year it smelt of putrid rotten fish! Not even the teachers knew what it was!! It was fucking hilarious!!
The toy had to of gone out of production pretty quickly after their kids kept stinking up everything with putrid fish!!
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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: XUL]
#18957021 - 10/09/13 10:41 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Probably a dead human or dead anything
Shit/Piss/Vomit that has been left to ferment.
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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: Gorlax]
#18957032 - 10/09/13 10:43 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Gorlax said: Dude they used to sell a fish scented silly puddy! It was SOO FUCKING NASTY!!! It was years ago though!! Me and My friends took it and stuck it on top of the school stairway (enclosed) and the entire year it smelt of putrid rotten fish! Not even the teachers knew what it was!! It was fucking hilarious!!
The toy had to of gone out of production pretty quickly after their kids kept stinking up everything with putrid fish!!
That sounds like a fucked up sex toy you would only be able to buy in Japan.... And only out of vending machines.
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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: fapjack]
#18957172 - 10/09/13 11:11 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Once in middle school my friends and I put some dry ice inside a raw fish, into a large plastic bag and deposited it up in the ceiling the Friday before winter break. (we had those square ceiling tiles that you can easily push up)
We hadn't really stopped to consider that we were doing it to our own classroom...
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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: mathieu]
#18957189 - 10/09/13 11:14 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Weed edibles that have been frozen and thawed in the microwave (mostly cupcakes i.e. or cakes, with oil in them)
the smell make me gag... and 1 bite makes me puke each time.. tried on several occasions
seems the freeze/thawing does something.... no problem before doing that
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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: mathieu]
#18957231 - 10/09/13 11:21 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I had a bottle of diethylamine solution I needed to dispose of. Diethylamine is one of the chemicals responsible for the smell of rotting fish. I didn't want to throw it down the drain because you shouldn't do that kind of thing. It smells bad, but isn't a particularly dangerous or toxic, so I decided to leave it outside with the cap open and just let it slowly evaporate. Only if you were right next to it could you really smell it.
Anyways, over the next few days we started noticing vultures flying around the neighborhood. Every day there were more and more. When they starting landing in the trees and flying around by the dozens, it finally hit me that the diethylamine was tricking them into believing there was a dead animal nearby.
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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: XUL]
#18957247 - 10/09/13 11:24 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I was riding the North County transit when I lived in San Diego before, in the early 2k's,,,,riding a public bus to work. One morning, I got on the 6am bus, and this bum in this yellow jacket and pants, sat next to me, i mean he fucking stunk to high heaven but.....
4 months later, I was riding the same 6am route.....and this hot mexican chick really smelling morning fresh, was sitting next to me...the bus was full....but it stopped and that bum got on again, in the same yellow pants and jacket....he started walking down the isle......and the mexican chick looked at me...and as he approached, the sound of windows going down could be heard....he stopped right next to the mexican chick in the isle, people were retching and choking, and I started gagging. I was almost ready to puke...and this chick, she turns her head and buries it im my chest, and she is choking and shit, amd I turned to the window wretching and gagging, trying to breath. I was afraid that chick was also going to puke on me....
I mean, this was the foulest fucking odor it was like BO, alcohol, shit, piss, fungus, and an open cesspool rolled into one.
You might be asking did he really smell that bad? No, he smelled worse than that. He smelled four months worse than the first time he had got on that bus in that yellow pants and jacket.
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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: starfire_xes]
#18957301 - 10/09/13 11:33 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I suppose the beginning of everything should be creating a concoction that is safe to breath in, yet potent and vile.
Onions and vodka.
That is my best guess so far. But I should find out if it is truly safe.
Imagine Charles.
I imagine blindfolding Charles the volunteer and sitting him in a chair. First I ring a bell and then I hold a dish of concoction to his nose and keep it there for a moment, he grimaces. I repeat this many times per day for many days. Next I ring the bell but cease to give him the concoction, thus he is conditioned to grimace at the sound of a bell.
There is probably something I am missing here.
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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: XUL]
#18957421 - 10/10/13 12:02 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Hm, maybe the fact that you HAVE A MAN TIED UP AND BLINDFOLDED IN YOUR HOUSE?!
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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: bloodsheen]
#18957458 - 10/10/13 12:13 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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bloodsheen said: Hm, maybe the fact that you HAVE A MAN TIED UP AND BLINDFOLDED IN YOUR HOUSE?!
Tied up?
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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: XUL]
#18957473 - 10/10/13 12:19 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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No actually the real problem is the kind of person who would be willing to endure this just for shits and giggles is likely not the kind of person you could trust to give you accurate results. Unlike a dog, a human can realize that a grimace is the desired reaction from a bell, thus its impossible to know if its subconscious or not. Its not a double blind study, thus the results are skewed and biased.
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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: bloodsheen]
#18957476 - 10/10/13 12:19 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Also I said thus too many times
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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: bloodsheen]
#18957484 - 10/10/13 12:22 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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The worst thing Ive ever smelled was a tonsil stone
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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: XUL]
#18957485 - 10/10/13 12:23 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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bloodsheen said: Hm, maybe the fact that you HAVE A MAN TIED UP AND BLINDFOLDED IN YOUR HOUSE?!
Tied up?
Don't jump the gun now.

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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: NotTheDevil]
#18957489 - 10/10/13 12:25 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Parvovirus (gastroenteritis)
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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: bloodsheen]
#18957512 - 10/10/13 12:32 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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bloodsheen said: No actually the real problem is the kind of person who would be willing to endure this just for shits and giggles is likely not the kind of person you could trust to give you accurate results. Unlike a dog, a human can realize that a grimace is the desired reaction from a bell, thus its impossible to know if its subconscious or not. Its not a double blind study, thus the results are skewed and biased.
You are correct. A major confound!
Though, I believe there are ways to bypass this issue.
I proposed the general idea, but it seems that it may take a bit more planning.
I see how a grimace may be biased in that the subject might be playing along. I need to find an interesting and innate reflex. Grimace could be used, but it must be used carefully. How, I don't know yet. Of course there is the blink of the eye to a puff of air; the classic example.
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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: XUL]
#18957590 - 10/10/13 01:01 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Obvious answer: some random hippy chicks chlamydia infected vagina. Next to that would be this stuff called power bait they sold 15 years ago to catch fish.
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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: bloodsheen]
#18957716 - 10/10/13 02:20 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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bloodsheen said: Also I said thus too many times
Lol Or two many times.
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