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NotTheDevil
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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: NotTheDevil]
#18956462 - 10/09/13 08:54 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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NotTheDevil said: durians
... its odor is best described as pig-shit, turpentine and onions, garnished with a gym sock. It can be smelled from yards away. Despite its great local popularity, the raw fruit is forbidden from some establishments such as hotels, subways and airports, including public transportation in Southeast Asia.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Durian#Flavour_and_odour
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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: Shroomism]
#18956476 - 10/09/13 08:56 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Shroomism said: Decomposing human flesh and burning hair
Burning hair has a similar smell to burning flesh, but its a lot worse. Never smelt a decomposing human though, that sounds pretty nasty.
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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: Shroomism]
#18956481 - 10/09/13 08:57 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Shroomism said: Decomposing human flesh and burning hair
Im surprised more people didnt mention rotting flesh
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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: danlennon3]
#18956496 - 10/09/13 08:59 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Shroomism said: Decomposing human flesh and burning hair
Im surprised more people didnt mention rotting flesh 
Probably cause its essentially deadly to keep around the house. Op was looking for a conveniently seal-able, not killing you variety of stink
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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: bloodsheen]
#18956500 - 10/09/13 09:00 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Rotting shit and piss
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shivas.wisdom
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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: fapjack]
#18956515 - 10/09/13 09:03 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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fapjack said: Burning flesh from a cauterizer is the worst smell I've ever smelt.
Really? I'm kinda unsettled by how much burning human flesh reminds me of BBQ (once you get past the smell of burning hair, ofc).
Kinda like a combination between beef and pork, no lie.
As for bad smells, I would say sulphur (rotten eggs are a great source) and cat piss are way high up there on the list.
If you want to be serious, you could probably find sulphur in some form--would provide you the benefit of not having to carry around rotting food. Otherwise, an easy way to acquire this (and fairly clean too [relatively, ofc]) is to get a dozen eggs, poke a hole in the top of each one with a pin--let them sit in the sun for about a week or you start to notice a smell--BOOM instant sulphur.
Stay away from the cat piss--you'll never get the smell out.
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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: bloodsheen]
#18956527 - 10/09/13 09:06 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Eddeee said: putrifyed red onions will make you vomit on the spot
AH!
Red chopped onions and strong vodka! That's two things so far!
Maybe I could evoke him to cry with the onions. wow. That would be a neat one.
I don't think that would work because the reaction is from a chemical not an internal system. The dog drooling at a bell was because dogs naturally drool when they think food is near. Thinking of onions does not make you cry
No but grimacing to a strong and powerful smell is innate, is it not? Just as it is innate for us to pull our hands away from fire.
I think tearing up for onions is innate. You cannot control it can you?
Even still, take out the crying and keep the grimace aspect. I think it could work.
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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: shivas.wisdom]
#18956543 - 10/09/13 09:09 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Tear gas works great.
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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: Patlal]
#18956545 - 10/09/13 09:10 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Also, you could use mace to condition your friend. Much easier.
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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: XUL]
#18956547 - 10/09/13 09:10 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Rotting or spoiled vagina.
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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: qman]
#18956554 - 10/09/13 09:12 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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qman said: Rotting or spoiled vagina.
I was surprised nobody mentioned it yet. a yeast infected clam is vomit worthy.
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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: Patlal]
#18956578 - 10/09/13 09:16 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Patlal said: Also, you could use mace to condition your friend. Much easier.
lol
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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: fapjack]
#18956613 - 10/09/13 09:23 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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fapjack said: Burning flesh from a cauterizer is the worst smell I've ever smelt.
Burning hair is pretty bad too.
Try this if you have some sodium hydroxide around (the white crystals in drano) or even hydroxide solution in liquid drain cleaner. Get an egg, separate the whites. Put in a container that has a cap. Add a little sodium hydroxide and a couple drops of water (or just the concentrated solution) and cap. Shake the shit out of it for a few minutes. You have just made skatole. And yes, the name indicates what it smells like.
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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: koods]
#18956653 - 10/09/13 09:29 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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If I wanna smell something ungodly I can just smell my balls after not showering for a week.
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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: fapjack]
#18956677 - 10/09/13 09:33 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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fapjack said: If I wanna smell something ungodly I can just smell my balls after not showering for a week.
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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: XUL]
#18956690 - 10/09/13 09:34 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Hydrochloric acid will burn up his nose.
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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: Eddeee]
#18956731 - 10/09/13 09:42 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Eddeee said: putrifyed red onions will make you vomit on the spot
Rotting red potatoes are even worse. Rotting chicken and ammonia are pretty awful smells too.
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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: Gumby]
#18956803 - 10/09/13 09:55 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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shivas.wisdom said: As for bad smells, I would say sulphur (rotten eggs are a great source) and cat piss are way high up there on the list.
If you want to be serious, you could probably find sulphur in some form--would provide you the benefit of not having to carry around rotting food.
Elemental sulfur (the yellow powder or crystals) doesn't have much of a smell at all. This is a surprisingly common misconception. Nor does burning sulfur have a smell of rotten eggs. When sulfur burns, you produce sulfur dioxide, which has an acrid smell that burns your mucous membranes because it is converted to sulfurous (not sulfuric) acid when it comes into contact with moisture. (Acid rain is fomed through this series of reactions).
Now, if you ignite a mixture of steel wool and sulfur then add a little bit of acid to the residue (vinegar will do just fine) you will produce hydrogen sulfide which is the source of the "rotten egg" smell. Just don't add more than a drop or two of the vinegar because it doesn't take very much hydrogen sulfide to stink up an entire building and it is extremely toxic in amounts other than trace.
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Rotting red potatoes are even worse. Rotting chicken and ammonia are pretty awful smells too.
Oh god, I know the worst smell. Rotting cooked broccoli. Seriously, it is the only smell that has caused me to vomit.
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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: XUL]
#18956848 - 10/09/13 10:05 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Cat shit tends to do it for me.. All shit stinks, but cat shit just has that extra level that makes me start gagging. There's not really too many smells that I can't just deal with.
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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: Shroomism]
#18956883 - 10/09/13 10:12 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Shroomism said: Decomposing human flesh and burning hair
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