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XUL
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What is one of the worst smells ever?
#18956355 - 10/09/13 08:35 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I am going to attempt to classically condition my friend to grimace when he hears a bell. But I need a unconditioned stimulus that is as smelly shit (but not shit).
What smells awful and might even make you gag?
Tell me of your filthy concoctions.
I was thinking that adding some cheap vodka could really put a kick into the concoction. I just don't want it to get too messy or moldy for health reasons.
So?
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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: XUL]
#18956362 - 10/09/13 08:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Crack open a ping pong ball and have your friend take a whiff whenever you ring the bell.
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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: MorphinTime]
#18956369 - 10/09/13 08:39 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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MorphinTime said: Crack open a ping pong ball and have your friend take a whiff whenever you ring the bell.
A ping pong ball?
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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: XUL]
#18956371 - 10/09/13 08:40 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Alcohol will prevent bacteria growth.
Bad eggs. Bad milk. Bad meat. Terrible smells like that are all CAUSED by bacterial growth, so i'd imagine you'll have to push the health thing aside.
If you can find some german "stinky cheese", that stuff really does smell like shit.
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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: XUL]
#18956375 - 10/09/13 08:41 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Collect like ten of those stink bugs (really common in the new england area) and smash them up with a stick in a little bottle filled with vodka or acetone
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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: pcplease]
#18956377 - 10/09/13 08:42 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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putrifyed red onions will make you vomit on the spot
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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: pcplease]
#18956382 - 10/09/13 08:43 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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If anyone has had a cold and had to spit up gunk while laying in bed in a bottle or anything. At the end of the day if you smell that... That's bad! Not the worst though.
Sulphur is a terrible smell. Dog shit. Ginko berries. Spoiled food or milk. Vomit
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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: Eddeee]
#18956384 - 10/09/13 08:43 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Eddeee said: putrifyed red onions will make you vomit on the spot
AH!
Red chopped onions and strong vodka! That's two things so far!
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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: Eddeee]
#18956387 - 10/09/13 08:44 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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How about you actually vomit into like cheese cloth, then boil the filtered contents of your stomach in a disposable pie pan. Your house might smell funny for a while though...hot plate outside?
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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: XUL]
#18956388 - 10/09/13 08:44 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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XUL said:
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Eddeee said: putrifyed red onions will make you vomit on the spot
AH!
Red chopped onions and strong vodka! That's two things so far!
Maybe I could evoke him to cry with the onions. wow. That would be a neat one.
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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: XUL]
#18956396 - 10/09/13 08:45 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Eggs that have gone bad in an incubator and turns putrid n black(on the inside). The worst thing I've ever smelled.
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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: XUL]
#18956398 - 10/09/13 08:46 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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XUL said:
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XUL said:
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Eddeee said: putrifyed red onions will make you vomit on the spot
AH!
Red chopped onions and strong vodka! That's two things so far!
Maybe I could evoke him to cry with the onions. wow. That would be a neat one.
I don't think that would work because the reaction is from a chemical not an internal system. The dog drooling at a bell was because dogs naturally drool when they think food is near. Thinking of onions does not make you cry
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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: XUL]
#18956404 - 10/09/13 08:46 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Burning flesh from a cauterizer is the worst smell I've ever smelt.
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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: bloodsheen] 1
#18956405 - 10/09/13 08:46 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: XUL]
#18956417 - 10/09/13 08:48 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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MorphinTime said: Crack open a ping pong ball and have your friend take a whiff whenever you ring the bell.
A ping pong ball?
The inside of ping pong balls smell horrible.
They have fake skunk smell, its pretty horrible.
Burnt plastic smells horrible, burnt ping pong balks smell even worse.
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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: TrentBoyett]
#18956426 - 10/09/13 08:50 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: TrentBoyett]
#18956434 - 10/09/13 08:50 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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mjmihalov said:
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XUL said:
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MorphinTime said: Crack open a ping pong ball and have your friend take a whiff whenever you ring the bell.
A ping pong ball?
The inside of ping pong balls smell horrible.
They have fake skunk smell, its pretty horrible.
Burnt plastic smells horrible, burnt ping pong balks smell even worse.
Oh yea! Go to a hunting place and get concentrated animal urine. Its totally sterile and is one of the worst smells in the world
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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: XUL] 2
#18956443 - 10/09/13 08:51 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Decomposing human flesh and burning hair
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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: Eddeee]
#18956445 - 10/09/13 08:52 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Vomit. Vomit is the worst fucking smell.
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Re: What is one of the worst smells ever? [Re: pcplease]
#18956449 - 10/09/13 08:52 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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pcplease said: If you can find some german "stinky cheese", that stuff really does smell like shit.
Also yea, get some deer urine from the store. Nasty nasty stuff.
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