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MystiqueMushroom

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Can you eat too much grass?
What's a good starter dose?
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lifeiswhatyoumake said: Valid point, but I think we aren't farther ahead than primates, heck, I'll argue we're behind primates!
We kill more life than other primates do.
Is killing life evolution?
We are the dominant primate because we killed the others that learned to walk and talk, so yes in a way it is evolution. We're better than our great ape relatives at everything, including murder and warfare.
If we were nice and peaceful some other group of apes would have us locked in cages wearing makeup and electrodes.
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we cant digest cellulose. animals that eat grass have microbes that break down cellulose.
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Re: Why don't we eat grass [Re: koods]
#18952636 - 10/09/13 01:45 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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We would have to graze all day.
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Poor people in North Korea eat grass at least that's what the YouTube video says. Swear to god.
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Re: Why don't we eat grass [Re: koods]
#18953064 - 10/09/13 07:07 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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koods said: we cant digest cellulose. animals that eat grass have microbes that break down cellulose.
Solution? Steal their microbes.
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We eat lettuce and that's close enough.
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lifeiswhatyoumake said: Valid point, but I think we aren't farther ahead than primates, heck, I'll argue we're behind primates!
We kill more life than other primates do.
So? They just suck at it. We are better at it, we are more evolved.
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Re: Why don't we eat grass [Re: Envix]
#18953158 - 10/09/13 07:47 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Envix said: if we could modify our genetics to only require chlorophyll then i guess we could survive with only grass, but our functions may also be limited to only eating grass and picking our nose. maybe we could still jack off too, but not much else probably
Screw that; if we're going to modify our genes, instead of modifying them 'to only require chlorophyll', why don't we modify our genes so we contain chlorophyll... Sure we'll all be green, but then i guess we could survive with only sunlight.
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Re: Why don't we eat grass [Re: Magenta]
#18953170 - 10/09/13 07:56 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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but i thought deers nimble a little of everything?
even Aminita Phalloides!!!
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i dont know about yous guys, but dog pissy grass does not sound too appetizing...
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Re: Why don't we eat grass [Re: Magenta]
#18953618 - 10/09/13 10:28 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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knightron said:
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Envix said: if we could modify our genetics to only require chlorophyll then i guess we could survive with only grass, but our functions may also be limited to only eating grass and picking our nose. maybe we could still jack off too, but not much else probably
Screw that; if we're going to modify our genes, instead of modifying them 'to only require chlorophyll', why don't we modify our genes so we contain chlorophyll... Sure we'll all be green, but then i guess we could survive with only sunlight.
that's what i'm wondering about. if we were all made of chlorophyll, and only required sunlight, would we still be able to do the things we do? or would we just be inanimate creatures and move according to the direction of the sunlight (same as plants)
would we still be able to operate our bodies in the mechanical/motorized fashion we do now? would we still be able to think like a human, live like a human, and be like a human, if we modified our genes to require a different source of sustenance?
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Re: Why don't we eat grass [Re: Envix]
#18953626 - 10/09/13 10:30 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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we might become dryads, elf like beings. probably lose the use for technology and transfer over to entirely living in/around plants.
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Re: Why don't we eat grass [Re: g00ru]
#18953832 - 10/09/13 11:22 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I used to eat grass when I was little sometimes, it tasted really gross though and my parents told me to stop eating it. Tastes kinda bitter or something if I remember.
I also went through a phase of licking everything when I was young. I would lick walls, peoples pants, peoples hands, etc. That was because I thought it was funny though rather than out of curiosity.
This is a good idea though assuming that grass has any sorts of nutrients to keep people alive, if somebody is starving to death than it's only logical to eat something and if grass can provide people with nourishment than the fact people don't eat it is questionable
Teamkiller once had the idea of taking videos of us eating platefuls of grass and uploading it to the Shroomery for the lulz, I wish I'd done that
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Re: Why don't we eat grass [Re: Sheekle]
#18953837 - 10/09/13 11:23 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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We don't eat grass because a steak tastes way better.
And I spend too much time manicuring and mowing my lawn to fuck it up by eating it.
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Re: Why don't we eat grass [Re: g00ru]
#18953845 - 10/09/13 11:25 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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There are several reasons why this is not possible.
Humans would not be able process the amount of grass necessary to fuel normal metabolism. We'd be eating and shitting all day and still wouldn't be able to extract enough nutrients to maintain and grow.
Grass does not have enough protein in it nor does it have all the essential amino acids humans needs because they cannot be synthesized by the body. This is the reason why vegetarians need to supplement their diets with protein supplements or by adding nuts and beans into their diet.
Humans do not have the necessary enzymes like cellulase to sufficiently break down large amount of plant matter.
Our stomachs are not physiologically capable of processing large amounts of vegetation. For example cows have four stomachs in order to process such large amount of vegetation.
Humans have evolved to eat the most nutrient dense foods like meat, eggs, andfruits and vegetables are needed in smaller quantities for vitamins and minerals compared with the macromolecules like protein, carbs, and fats that are needed in higher amounts to fuel metabolism.
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Re: Why don't we eat grass [Re: badchad]
#18953849 - 10/09/13 11:26 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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badchad said: And I spend too much time manicuring and mowing my lawn to fuck it up by eating it.
There's also the fact that a lot of grass people step all over and whatnot, but as a last resort for starvation it would be as legitimate an option as any other I'd assume.
But I don't think there's grass in most places where people starve to death, that usually happens in more desert areas I believe
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Re: Why don't we eat grass [Re: Sheekle]
#18953904 - 10/09/13 11:35 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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when i was a little kid my friends and i would eat clovers straight from the ground. they tasted interesting i remember. dont think i would do it now because im afraid of germs
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Re: Why don't we eat grass [Re: Envix]
#18953970 - 10/09/13 11:49 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Envix said: when i was a little kid my friends and i would eat clovers straight from the ground. they tasted interesting i remember. dont think i would do it now because im afraid of germs
i watched a kid eat a bunch of clovers after school one time lol
it turned into a green paste and he obviously didn't want to eat em all the way but he did because a few kids were watching haha
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