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Shroomopotamus
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Why don't we eat grass
#18952453 - 10/08/13 11:54 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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If deers can live off grass and get so big and strong and healthy and muscular and bulky and pretty and fast, why the fuck don't we eat grass? It's everywhere. Nobody should ever be hungry.
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silly deers... plants are for smoking...
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Are you suggesting we should have homeless people and starving children grazing like cattle in our front lawns?
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Shroomopotamus
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Re: Why don't we eat grass [Re: Murph]
#18952467 - 10/08/13 11:57 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Murph said: Are you suggesting we have homeless people and starving children graze like cattle in our front lawns?
Not just the homeless and starving children, but everyone.
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Yes, all animals have the same stomachs!
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Re: Why don't we eat grass [Re: Uzziel] 1
#18952475 - 10/08/13 11:59 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Uzziel said: Yes, all animals have the same stomachs! 
If we start now, we can evolve for the future world. Free food for everyone, everywhere.
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Good question Shroomapotamos.
Because we are stupid.
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Shroomopotamus said:
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Uzziel said: Yes, all animals have the same stomachs! 
If we start now, we can evolve for the future world. Free food for everyone, everywhere.
I'm down to start eating grass. I'll get a nice plateful for breakfast tomorrow.
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If we start by adding a little to each meal and over time adding more and more, it would be easier on our digestive systems and eventually could lead to the end of world hunger.
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I'm serious that you are right man.
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our bodies require more nutrients for the vast amount of other functions we need to do like driving cars, building houses, and jacking off.
deers cant do any of that shit, all they need to do is run away from predators and find more grass to eat.
if we could modify our genetics to only require chlorophyll then i guess we could survive with only grass, but our functions may also be limited to only eating grass and picking our nose. maybe we could still jack off too, but not much else probably
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Re: Why don't we eat grass [Re: Envix]
#18952525 - 10/09/13 12:18 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Envix said: our bodies require more nutrients for the vast amount of other functions we need to do like driving cars, building houses, and jacking off.
deers cant do any of that shit, all they need to do is run away from predators and find more grass to eat.
if we could modify our genetics to only require chlorophyll then i guess we could survive with only grass, but our functions may also be limited to only eating grass and picking our nose. maybe we could still jack off too, but not much else probably
We could eat a lot of grass.
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Re: Why don't we eat grass [Re: Envix]
#18952529 - 10/09/13 12:19 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Exactly.
Herbivores have to eat way more frequently, and so much more often. Our brains require a million times more nutrients than any other creature. The closest thing you could look at for example of what we need to eat are other primates. And we're a little ahead of other primates.
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Re: Why don't we eat grass [Re: pcplease]
#18952538 - 10/09/13 12:25 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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We're ahead of primates in what way?
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We figured out how to poop directly on others rather than flinging it.
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Re: Why don't we eat grass [Re: pcplease]
#18952544 - 10/09/13 12:30 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Valid point, but I think we aren't farther ahead than primates, heck, I'll argue we're behind primates!
We kill more life than other primates do.
Is killing life evolution?
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We aren't eating grass?
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Re: Why don't we eat grass [Re: The Phleg]
#18952564 - 10/09/13 12:41 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Kids don't even like broccoli
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Re: Why don't we eat grass [Re: The Phleg]
#18952567 - 10/09/13 12:42 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I eat grass out of out microwave sometimes.
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We do eat the seeds of grass already, they are just genetically selected versions of their wild ancestors (wheat, rice, oats, etc.). If you let grass go to seed and grinded up the seeds, you would have a sort of flour, and people out there do eat this (mostly people into extreme self-sufficiency stuff).
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