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Re: How to stay busy in jail? [Re: RockyRaccoon]
    #18951994 - 10/08/13 09:52 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I would read into astral projecting/lucid dreaming


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Re: How to stay busy in jail? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #18952019 - 10/08/13 09:57 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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LySergic D said:
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Wow this thread actually made jail sound kind of exciting. If i could dedicate my days to drawing, meditating, reading, spending time with myself while someone else pays for me to live...



Wrong.
You actually have to pay to stay there. You will get a bill when you get out.
When i was in jail, it cost $35/day.




Yea when I did my month I got charged like 1600 bucks or some shit.




Some places charge, some don't, and some charge people based on where you live.

My county used to do it like this, if you live in the city the jail is in you don't have to pay because your local taxes already payed for it or something, but if you lived somewhere else it's something like $35/a day. They stopped doing this though, probably because no one ever paid.


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Re: How to stay busy in jail? [Re: Enjoywho] * 1
    #18952057 - 10/08/13 10:06 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

keep a dream journal

also you should look into kundalini yoga, tai chi, meditation, etc.

ive never been to jail, but these things i find are very good for keeping sanity

physical health is important, and so is psychological health. yoga and tai chi will do wonders for both, and meditating would most definitely prevent insanity.

keeping a dream journal will unlock inner creativity, and broaden your imagination. as will reading, and writing just about anything. drawing, etc.

dont let the system kill your inspiration. think of it as a personal retreat, a whole 7 months of self-reflection and reevaluation.

dont forget to love. never forget to love. love everyone, friends as well as enemies.

love is that which enables choice. love is always stronger than fear. always choose on the basis of love, not fear.

stand up for yourself in the face of fear, but always follow your heart. we are all connected through heart :heart:


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Re: How to stay busy in jail? [Re: Envix]
    #18952067 - 10/08/13 10:09 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Envix said:
keep a dream journal

also you should look into kundalini yoga, tai chi, meditation, etc.

ive never been to jail, but these things i find are very good for keeping sanity

physical health is important, and so is psychological health. yoga and tai chi will do wonders for both, and meditating would most definitely prevent insanity.

keeping a dream journal will unlock inner creativity, and broaden your imagination. as will reading, and writing just about anything. drawing, etc.

dont let the system kill your inspiration. think of it as a personal retreat, a whole 7 months of self-reflection and reevaluation.

dont forget to love. never forget to love. love everyone, friends as well as enemies.

love is that which enables choice. love is always stronger than fear. always choose on the basis of love, not fear.

stand up for yourself in the face of fear, but always follow your heart. we are all connected through heart :heart:




That was really inspirational. Especially the last part. Thanks!


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Re: How to stay busy in jail? [Re: RockyRaccoon]
    #18952090 - 10/08/13 10:13 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Meditation and study


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Re: How to stay busy in jail? [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18952127 - 10/08/13 10:22 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Have a full bowel ready so that it can be evacuated immediately upon entering your cell showing dominance.


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Re: How to stay busy in jail? [Re: pcplease]
    #18952134 - 10/08/13 10:23 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Have a full bowel ready so that it can be evacuated immediately upon entering your cell to show dominance.




Already planned on it. I was looking for suggestions in this thread that aren't completely obvious...

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Re: How to stay busy in jail? [Re: RockyRaccoon]
    #18952158 - 10/08/13 10:29 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

First thing to do is get a radio, accept that you will probably have to listen to some crappy music.  Its still music though, you can also listen to the news this way.
Play spades (everyone does it, lots of other cards games too.  Good way to BS with people and kill time.
Exercise A LOT
Watch TV
Read
Talk to people, try to socialize with everyone that seems cool.  Great place to find connections for when you get out.
Try to figure out what you want to eat each week off commissary, coffee was essential for me as were snacks.  Its easy to spend $100 a week on food, though if you don't have it you can get by on $10 a week pretty easily.


When I was locked up I really didn't read too much cause I thought I was going to be there for like 2 weeks which ended up taking like 3 months.  Also their was no library and I was happy listening to the radio and exercising.  Its boring, but time goes by fast in a really slow way.  Just figure out a routine and the time will go back, just try to make the most out of it.  You pretty much spend the entire day waiting to eat food that tastes like shit.  Little things during the day take up a few hours, its really hard to fill the entire day up with shit.  Eventually you will have down time and down time in jail sucks.


I was talking to someone in jail the last time I got locked up and he told me how he told the nurses he was bipolar are prescribed to 300 mgs of Seroquel per day and did 7 months awake for like 6 hours a day and drugged out of his mind during that period of time.  If I ever get locked up again, I will try that.


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Re: How to stay busy in jail? [Re: fapjack]
    #18952225 - 10/08/13 10:47 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

here's a link to the black people's prison survival guide


I assume you're not black but it's still insigtful. A few months ago, I was considering mailing it to my friend.


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Re: How to stay busy in jail? [Re: RockyRaccoon]
    #18952233 - 10/08/13 10:50 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Buy a really slippery bar of soap. You'll make tons of friends quickly.


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Re: How to stay busy in jail? [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18952270 - 10/08/13 11:00 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Rape is pretty rare in jail, there are enough gay people to keep each other happy.  I had a bunch of weirdos look in on me showering once, but they were just screwing with me.


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Re: How to stay busy in jail? [Re: fapjack]
    #18952278 - 10/08/13 11:03 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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fapjack said:
Rape is pretty rare in jail, there are enough gay people to keep each other happy.  I had a bunch of weirdos look in on me showering once, but they were just screwing with me.




Rape is more of a prison thing.


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Re: How to stay busy in jail? [Re: fapjack]
    #18952279 - 10/08/13 11:03 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

So let me get this straight? You mean to tell me that real life isn't just like Half Baked? :woah:


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Re: How to stay busy in jail? [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18952293 - 10/08/13 11:08 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

It's actually boring if you're not looking for trouble.


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Re: How to stay busy in jail? [Re: RockyRaccoon]
    #18952353 - 10/08/13 11:19 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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fapjack said:
Rape is pretty rare in jail, there are enough gay people to keep each other happy.  I had a bunch of weirdos look in on me showering once, but they were just screwing with me.




Rape is more of a prison thing.




And that varies greatly from state to state prison to prison.  Some places its really common.  I would be scared shitless of getting locked up in Alabama.


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Re: How to stay busy in jail? [Re: fapjack]
    #18952357 - 10/08/13 11:21 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

give yourself a tattoo with a single needle one poke at a time


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Re: How to stay busy in jail? [Re: fapjack]
    #18952366 - 10/08/13 11:24 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I'd stuff 2,000mg of etizolam or phenazepam in my ass. So I could forget the entire thing. that and some testosterone and a needle. those aren't really illegal but no idea on legality of RC"s in jail


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Re: How to stay busy in jail? [Re: Gorlax]
    #18952532 - 10/09/13 12:20 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Lol, bringing in anything they dont know about is still considered introducing contraband.


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Re: How to stay busy in jail? [Re: Gorlax]
    #18952573 - 10/09/13 12:47 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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I'd stuff 2,000mg of etizolam or phenazepam in my ass




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Re: How to stay busy in jail? [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #18952594 - 10/09/13 12:57 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Have lots of gay sex, I heard they do that all the time in prison


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