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RockyRaccoon



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Re: How to stay busy in jail? [Re: Eddeee]
#18951692 - 10/08/13 08:44 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Eddeee said: you can always make alcohol with your little fruit juices and white bread. Just add the bread to the juice and let it sit for a week in half and you got pruno. My I ask if it is drug related that you are doing time?
It is a violation of probation for a dirty urine screen. I smoked weed and got a surprise whiz quiz.
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pcplease
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I liked having the paper mailed to me every day. Sucked getting a week's worth one day rather than one each day, but it helped me feel closer to the outside.
And rocky, It'll definitely feel better once your out.
I never thought of it til now, but an e-cig with a years worth of liquid is a great thing to anusmuggle in, too
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Re: How to stay busy in jail? [Re: pcplease]
#18951715 - 10/08/13 08:48 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Rectally of course.
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Eddeee
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WHAT 7 months for smoking Weed. What the fuck. That is pure insanity. Was your probation drug realted
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RockyRaccoon



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Re: How to stay busy in jail? [Re: Eddeee]
#18951757 - 10/08/13 08:57 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Eddeee said: WHAT 7 months for smoking Weed. What the fuck. That is pure insanity. Was your probation drug realted
Yes my original arrest was drug related. The reason it's such a long sentence for failing a urine screen is because I have a young probation officer with little experience, and she must think that by being a hardass she can get high fives from her coworkers.
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pcplease
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Re: How to stay busy in jail? [Re: Eddeee]
#18951768 - 10/08/13 08:59 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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 Fuck... Was this the first time you dropped dirty?
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Re: How to stay busy in jail? [Re: pcplease]
#18951778 - 10/08/13 09:00 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I pissed dirty one other time, and it was awhile ago. I got 25 hours community service for that one.
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7 months for Marijuana. Damn, you're a hardened criminal. Nice to know you'll be locked away.
Just kidding, that sucks man. But why the fuck would you smoke weed while you're on probation  I can sort of understand if you're a straight up junkie or something, but is weed worth you're freedom to some people?
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Well bro your a true POW in this fucked up war on drugs.Defiantly sending good vibes your way I find your situation almost cruel and unusual punishment for such a petty offense. It becoming common knowledge that weed is medicine.
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RockyRaccoon



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LoveYourLife said: 7 months for Marijuana. Damn, you're a hardened criminal. Nice to know you'll be locked away.
Just kidding, that sucks man. But why the fuck would you smoke weed while you're on probation  I can sort of understand if you're a straight up junkie or something, but is weed worth you're freedom to some people?
No it really isn't. It was a stupid thing to do. I was rarely getting tested so I thought one time would be alright. 
I had a choice of either drug treatment court and the rest of my probation time (2 years) or 7 months in county jail and no probation when I get out. I chose the jail time.
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LoveYourLife said: 7 months for Marijuana. Damn, you're a hardened criminal. Nice to know you'll be locked away.
Just kidding, that sucks man. But why the fuck would you smoke weed while you're on probation  I can sort of understand if you're a straight up junkie or something, but is weed worth you're freedom to some people?
No it really isn't. It was a stupid thing to do. I was rarely getting tested so I thought one time would be alright. 
I had a choice of either drug treatment court and the rest of my probation time (2 years) or 7 months in county jail and no probation when I get out. I chose the jail time.
Good choice, fuck being on probation.
Any chance you'll get out early?
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Re: How to stay busy in jail? [Re: VivaLaMushie] 1
#18951848 - 10/08/13 09:15 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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VivaLaMushie said: Sheekle would annoy everyone in jail. They would let him out early to save their sanity.
Pretty sure sheekle would get raped
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Re: How to stay busy in jail? [Re: Gilgamesh18]
#18951864 - 10/08/13 09:19 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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You can't rape the willing
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Re: How to stay busy in jail? [Re: TrentBoyett]
#18951870 - 10/08/13 09:20 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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mjmihalov said:
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RockyRaccoon said:
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LoveYourLife said: 7 months for Marijuana. Damn, you're a hardened criminal. Nice to know you'll be locked away.
Just kidding, that sucks man. But why the fuck would you smoke weed while you're on probation  I can sort of understand if you're a straight up junkie or something, but is weed worth you're freedom to some people?
No it really isn't. It was a stupid thing to do. I was rarely getting tested so I thought one time would be alright. 
I had a choice of either drug treatment court and the rest of my probation time (2 years) or 7 months in county jail and no probation when I get out. I chose the jail time.
Good choice, fuck being on probation.
Any chance you'll get out early?
Nope. A county year is only 8 months with good behavior, and some of my previous jail time counts towards that. Thus the 7 months.
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Re: How to stay busy in jail? [Re: Gilgamesh18]
#18951891 - 10/08/13 09:25 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Do NOT sleep as much as possible.
That will make your time go slow as shit once you can't sleep anymore.
Work out as much as possible. If you do burpees 6 days a week for the seven months you are there, you will be in the best shape of your life.
If I were you I'd get into trustee pod (if they have that sort of thing there). After a while the guards will start treating you like a human being again instead of livestock. Plus it will help you stay busy. Take advantage of this time man, jail can be a blessing if you really want to collect your head space and refocus yourself. Find some serenity.
Starting a commissary store would keep you busy as well... also will help you meet people. Good luck bro, glad you're going into this with the right mindset
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Re: How to stay busy in jail? [Re: ilike_trees]
#18951921 - 10/08/13 09:33 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'm going to try and become a trustee just so I can go outside during the day. I'm also going to give meditation a try. I've always had a closed mind about it, but with all of that free time I may as well try it.
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I wouldn't recommend sleeping through the day. Maybe a short (1hr) nap, nothing more. Eventually it will make you more emotional and disrupt any & all sleep, so you'll be waking up through the night.
Seroquel should help a ton, but I'm sure you already know Meditation can be great, definitely couldn't hurt to try
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Re: How to stay busy in jail? [Re: pcplease]
#18951962 - 10/08/13 09:45 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Thank you everyone for all of your awesome replies. Keep em coming!

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Re: How to stay busy in jail? [Re: LySergic D]
#18951985 - 10/08/13 09:51 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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JacksonMetaller said: Wow this thread actually made jail sound kind of exciting. If i could dedicate my days to drawing, meditating, reading, spending time with myself while someone else pays for me to live...
Wrong. You actually have to pay to stay there. You will get a bill when you get out. When i was in jail, it cost $35/day.
Yea when I did my month I got charged like 1600 bucks or some shit.
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