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volcomstoner
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Re: How to stay busy in jail? [Re: pcplease]
#18952610 - 10/09/13 01:06 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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pcplease said: Get a prescription for a sleep-aid that your jail allowa before going in
Couldn't reccomend this enough, I got a prescription of hydroxyzine before I went to jail and it saved my ass
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Jerk off, have gay sex, lay in your metal bunk, run around the yard, make toilet hooch, smoke cigs or do smuggled drugs, read books and pretend to accept God, get into fights, make prison shivs, protect Nasty Nate from getting your 'cocktail fruit'...
Good luck!

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RockyRaccoon said: Hey guys, so basically the title says it all. What can I do to stay busy in jail? I'm looking at a small amount of time in county (7 months) and i'm afraid of going batshit crazy in there.
I've only ever been to jail once, and it was for 2 months. I know the obvious ones, like reading, writing, and playing cards, but what are some other things I could do in there to keep busy? Thanks in advance.

i just did a small stint in county..reading seemed to help pass the most time.
Also take like two showers a day. Showers are the best in jail.
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Re: How to stay busy in jail? [Re: hTx]
#18953195 - 10/09/13 08:10 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Fuck showering in jail. When I was in there for about two weeks they gave us some shitty ass soap that made us smell worse than when we went in. Fucking Bob Hope brand.
I remember my ex picking me up at five am telling me I smell exactly like bum.
Seriously though, good luck Rocky.
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Re: How to stay busy in jail? [Re: Sham87]
#18953200 - 10/09/13 08:12 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Get on a work crew if possible.
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Re: How to stay busy in jail? [Re: LySergic D]
#18953307 - 10/09/13 08:48 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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JacksonMetaller said: Wow this thread actually made jail sound kind of exciting. If i could dedicate my days to drawing, meditating, reading, spending time with myself while someone else pays for me to live...
Wrong. You actually have to pay to stay there. You will get a bill when you get out. When i was in jail, it cost $35/day.
Damn, i was always under the impression that it was just taxes that pay. Or is that prison? Or neither? I don't know how youre supposed to make a hell of a lot of money when you're locked up...
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fyi not all jails charge to stay, one i was in did but the others never did
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Re: How to stay busy in jail? [Re: B_BOY]
#18953583 - 10/09/13 10:20 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Sham87 said: Fuck showering in jail. When I was in there for about two weeks they gave us some shitty ass soap that made us smell worse than when we went in. Fucking Bob Hope brand.
I remember my ex picking me up at five am telling me I smell exactly like bum.
Seriously though, good luck Rocky.
Lol the jail in my county has (no joke!) Bob Barker soap. It smells awful, and makes your face break out. Also, on the back of Bob Barker soap, one of the inactive ingredients is: Soap.
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I think most jails use the ole Bob Barker soap
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Re: How to stay busy in jail? [Re: B_BOY]
#18953641 - 10/09/13 10:34 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Yeah apparently it's the ex senator Bob Barker though, not the price is right guy
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RockyRaccoon said: Hey guys, so basically the title says it all. What can I do to stay busy in jail? I'm looking at a small amount of time in county (7 months) and i'm afraid of going batshit crazy in there.
I've only ever been to jail once, and it was for 2 months. I know the obvious ones, like reading, writing, and playing cards, but what are some other things I could do in there to keep busy? Thanks in advance.

i might be able to help... ive been locked up a few times...
you are right, reading and writing does help with a few hours out of the day, but its not gonna keep you "busy". one thing you have no control over, but can make or break your stay is your celly. if you got a chill dude to stay with, time will pass beautifully. swappin stories and shit can kill so much time. ive always shared my stay with people who had it made on the outside and would hook me up with all sorts of shit.
also, try to chill with everyone. make friends. conversation makes time fly as well.
use the resources given to stir shit up. figure out your rights and see what it is they are and are not biding by. healthy "drama" will consume quite a bit of time as well.
sports is coolio too. not sure how big of a jail youre going too.
see about getting into a work program around the jail. ive gotten the 3 for 1 a couple times. every 1 day counts as 3. you get out quicker and youre working. flying of the time.
own up to some of your skills and sell it. i knew a guy that would sell drawings for food and drugs. shit blew my mind. i remember one drawing he did of this guy. he wanted his face on spider man, but breaking out of jail. shit was crazy. dude got a bunch of pills for it.
if you get high, make it your goal to find out who gets what and what they want in trade.
make sure you fill your account with as much money as possible. my jail offers radios and shit in the commissary. one dude had a fucking tv. i know the shits expensive though.
all in all, make your stay like a vacation and make the best of it.
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Re: How to stay busy in jail? [Re: B_BOY]
#18953756 - 10/09/13 11:05 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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OP if you need someone to keep in correspondence with I would be happy to write you... I'm an avid reader and writer and my interests and hobbies pretty much run the gamut so I'm sure we could find something to talk about.
PM me your contact information there. Either way, I'm sending you good vibes and wish your stay is as quick and easy as can be...
Unfortunate to see so many needless casualties of this failed drug war.
Best wishes OP and contact me if you wanna communicate while you're locked up!
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Re: How to stay busy in jail? [Re: chutney]
#18953780 - 10/09/13 11:12 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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i bet we could up with a way to sneak drugs in for him. we have some smart cats running around the board. im sure one of us wouldnt mind shooting an arrow into the yard that has a shit ton of drugs attached.
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In the halfway house I stayed at they would tie dental floss to a kool aid can. Had the screens on the windows detached and would just toss it out the window. Whoever would drop the shit in and they'd reel it up. Called it fishing.
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Re: How to stay busy in jail? [Re: Enjoywho]
#18953810 - 10/09/13 11:18 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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i think someone should Quote:
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the OP. make sure to hide drugs in your ass. we also gotta make sure the OP dips his shit in glue right before.
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