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Moonshoe
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Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this
#18951226 - 10/08/13 07:13 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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You guys when you are lying in bed at night and you spit in your hand and jack off you need to get out of bed and wash the spit off your hand and dick, don't just wipe your cum on the sheets and fall asleep .
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Moonshoe] 5
#18951237 - 10/08/13 07:16 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Moonshoe]
#18951239 - 10/08/13 07:16 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Why not?
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Moonshoe]
#18951248 - 10/08/13 07:18 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Jeez talk about being lazy.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Moonshoe] 10
#18951259 - 10/08/13 07:19 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Spit in your hand and cum on your sheets?? WTF, you sound like a heathen. Why not just drop a deuce in bed while you're at it. Ever hear of lotion and tissues?
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: pslyke] 1
#18951268 - 10/08/13 07:20 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Moonshoe]
#18951279 - 10/08/13 07:23 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Moonshoe said: You guys when you are lying in bed at night and you spit in your hand and jack off you need to get out of bed and wash the spit off your hand and dick, don't just wipe your cum on the sheets and fall asleep .
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
#18951280 - 10/08/13 07:23 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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i used to just cum in my underwear when i was like 13...
pretyyyy nasty
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: pslyke] 8
#18951283 - 10/08/13 07:24 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Lotion? Tissues?
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Mush4Brains] 1
#18951307 - 10/08/13 07:28 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Or you could just not use lotion and have tissues at your bedside. Do you use lotion every time you jack off?
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: pwnasaurus]
#18951313 - 10/08/13 07:30 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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this isnt the 90s. nobody "jacks off" anymore...
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: MystiqueMushroom] 1
#18951315 - 10/08/13 07:30 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Dude.. that's what socks are for!!
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: GOATOAD]
#18951332 - 10/08/13 07:33 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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i always just banged myself in the shower. can even set up the phone to watch a bit of video.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Not Responding]
#18951393 - 10/08/13 07:48 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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"banged myself" lmao
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: pslyke]
#18951418 - 10/08/13 07:52 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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pslyke said: Spit in your hand and cum on your sheets?? WTF, you sound like a heathen. Why not just drop a deuce in bed while you're at it. Ever hear of lotion and tissues?
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Not Responding]
#18951509 - 10/08/13 08:08 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Not Responding said: this isnt the 90s. nobody "jacks off" anymore...
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: GOATOAD] 1
#18951535 - 10/08/13 08:13 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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GOATOAD said:
Dude.. that's what socks are for!!

I've never understood cum socks and cum towels. I like tissues where all evidence can be destroyed.
Anyways, i haven't used the spit method since i realized it makes your hands smell like absolute balls.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: JacksonMetaller]
#18951566 - 10/08/13 08:19 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Exactly. Plus who wants to waste a perfectly good sock? Not this guy.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: JacksonMetaller] 2
#18951605 - 10/08/13 08:27 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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JacksonMetaller said: I've never understood cum socks and cum towels. I like tissues where all evidence can be destroyed.
That's actually the problem. Kind of hard to hide a habit when your trash can is full of kleenex. Toilet paper flushes without clogging the toilet but it tears easily and requires some finagling to get to work properly. A sock in the hamper is absolutely normal though!
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: RockyRaccoon] 6
#18951635 - 10/08/13 08:34 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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atleast socks don't demand child support
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Salomon]
#18951642 - 10/08/13 08:36 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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toilet paper is the best
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Salomon]
#18951652 - 10/08/13 08:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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why not just stick your dick in your own ass and cum inside yourself
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: sonamdrukpa]
#18951663 - 10/08/13 08:39 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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That's actually the problem. Kind of hard to hide a habit when your trash can is full of kleenex. Toilet paper flushes without clogging the toilet but it tears easily and requires some finagling to get to work properly. A sock in the hamper is absolutely normal though!
Plus, socks don't leave pieces of tissue stuck to your tip when you're done with your sweet stroke.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: mr sniffles] 1
#18951666 - 10/08/13 08:40 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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toilet paper is terrible. Always breaks apart. Paper towels or socks ftw
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: xpl0de] 1
#18951683 - 10/08/13 08:42 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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my toilet paper method has 85% success rate. you just have to engineer a cum sock and throw it into the toilet when youre done. i dont know how many of you do that lol.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: xpl0de] 1
#18951687 - 10/08/13 08:43 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Who the hell spits in their hands to jerk off???
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Patlal] 3
#18951697 - 10/08/13 08:45 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Patlal said: Who the hell spits in their hands to jerk off???
Savages.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: sonamdrukpa]
#18951741 - 10/08/13 08:53 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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sonamdrukpa said:
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JacksonMetaller said: I've never understood cum socks and cum towels. I like tissues where all evidence can be destroyed.
That's actually the problem. Kind of hard to hide a habit when your trash can is full of kleenex. Toilet paper flushes without clogging the toilet but it tears easily and requires some finagling to get to work properly. A sock in the hamper is absolutely normal though!
Double fold it my man. Drop, then wipe the rest, fold again and flush
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: RockyRaccoon] 2
#18951743 - 10/08/13 08:53 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Jesus. Another night of shroomery comedic gold!
Socks FTW. Im not ok with an 85% success rate and bits of paper stuck to the tip.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Not Responding] 1
#18951759 - 10/08/13 08:57 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Not Responding said: this isnt the 90s. nobody "jacks off" anymore...
Sorry, but I will never call it fapping. WTF is that. It doesn't sound American.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Big_Dave]
#18951774 - 10/08/13 09:00 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Big_Dave said: Jesus. Another night of shroomery comedic gold!
Socks FTW. Im not ok with an 85% success rate and bits of paper stuck to the tip.
The success rate has been 100% I have a bigger problem with paper on my butt. Just don't make a weiner juice sandwhich between you and the tp and you'll be fine. A quick wipe is all that's necessary. Saves you socks and the smell of week old cum
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Moonshoe]
#18951775 - 10/08/13 09:00 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Yes, mom.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: mr sniffles]
#18951881 - 10/08/13 09:23 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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mr sniffles said: my toilet paper method has 85% success rate. you just have to engineer a cum sock and throw it into the toilet when youre done. i dont know how many of you do that lol.
I love that we just talk about this
It sucks when you cum an unusually large amount and destroy your tissue contraption though
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Psilosopherr] 2
#18951926 - 10/08/13 09:34 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Wack it outside, don't need tissues or socks
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
#18951935 - 10/08/13 09:36 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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MystiqueMushroom said: Wack it outside, don't need tissues or socks

Save a tree, cum on the lawn!
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: sonamdrukpa]
#18952166 - 10/08/13 10:31 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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JacksonMetaller said: A sock in the hamper is absolutely normal though!
You put cum filled socks with your other laundry? That's fucking nasty
Edited by Can-i-bus (10/08/13 10:32 PM)
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: sonamdrukpa]
#18952195 - 10/08/13 10:41 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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sonamdrukpa said:
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JacksonMetaller said: I've never understood cum socks and cum towels. I like tissues where all evidence can be destroyed.
That's actually the problem. Kind of hard to hide a habit when your trash can is full of kleenex. Toilet paper flushes without clogging the toilet but it tears easily and requires some finagling to get to work properly. A sock in the hamper is absolutely normal though!

I think we might be soul mates.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: koods]
#18952253 - 10/08/13 10:56 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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koods said:
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Not Responding said: this isnt the 90s. nobody "jacks off" anymore...
Sorry, but I will never call it fapping. WTF is that. It doesn't sound American.
one word--six syllables
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Psilosopherr]
#18952263 - 10/08/13 10:59 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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rbalzer said: i used to just cum in my underwear when i was like 13...
pretyyyy nasty
Weirdly enough, me too. Not sure why I thought this was acceptable. 
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: GOATOAD]
#18952865 - 10/09/13 05:10 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Take it from a guy who shakes that meat at least 7 times a day. The best thing to do for this situation is to invest in a wank cloth. A cloth specified only for one thing, and one thing only. You can have fun with it, and get your favorite color. I would suggest grey or white though, for obvious reasons. Just incase a girl gets lost or goes crazy and ends up in your room only to discover your wank cloth full of wank.
Another idea that I heard from Michael Showalter is to use a piece of bread. Like he said, it doesn't make sense, but it just seems like it fits.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Patlal]
#18952878 - 10/09/13 05:21 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Patlal said: Who the hell spits in their hands to jerk off???
Exactly.
I, for one, can not produce enough saliva(while aroused) to keep macaque lubricated.
Luckily they hand out free lubricant packs(and condoms) at the needle exchange point, and you don't even need to use IV drugs haven't visited there in a while...
I do take the needles/syringes though, and give them out to friends who need them..
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: pslyke]
#18952982 - 10/09/13 06:28 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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pslyke said: Ever hear of lotion and tissues?
I like going in dry, it can get a little more rough that way
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: The Doobie Dude]
#18953069 - 10/09/13 07:09 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Lol I remember a long long time ago me and some friends were talking about jacking off, and 2 people out of the 5 were like, "wait you guys use lotion??" (We were just getting into it)
Turned out it was because they were uncircumsized and they can pull that off I guess. Times would've been alot more hassle free and easy going during puberty if I was uncircumsized lol.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Chowder963]
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I suspect that's kind of the point, to discourage "immoral" acts.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: psi]
#18953090 - 10/09/13 07:17 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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The point is to have to keep less maintenance and to decrease chance of RECIEVING and spreading disease and just over all cleanliness of the organ so it becomes infected less.
Can you imagine if they mutilated your body just so you would jack off less lol..
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Chowder963]
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Its origins are definitely religious, the other justifications came later.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: psi]
#18953128 - 10/09/13 07:31 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Am i the only one who uses condoms? it's obviously a little more expensive, but it's just so damn convenient. When i've got none, i make a little cup out of toilet paper, works like a charm.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: psi]
#18953149 - 10/09/13 07:44 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'm only talking about in today's age where its considered standard, but yeah I'm aware it started out as a religious thing.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Chowder963]
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Yeah I meant more that a big part of its original purpose was probably to make masturbation more inconvenient, and that that consequence apparently still happens regardless of people's professed reasons for having it done.
Regarding how standard non-religious circumcision is:
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I'll shut up about this now though.
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I feel sorry for all you circumcised guys... This lubricant shit is nonsense .
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Konichiwaffle]
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Cepheus]
#18953324 - 10/09/13 08:53 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Girls prefer circumsized, especially when it comes to oral, one of my good friends even have his parents shit about it. Seriously sometimes he'd bring it up out of no where and say "WHY DIDNT YOUGUYS HAVE ME CIRCUMSIZED WEN I WAS A BABY".
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Chowder963]
#18953344 - 10/09/13 09:00 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Chowder963 said: Lol I remember a long long time ago me and some friends were talking about jacking off, and 2 people out of the 5 were like, "wait you guys use lotion??" (We were just getting into it)
Turned out it was because they were uncircumsized and they can pull that off I guess. Times would've been alot more hassle free and easy going during puberty if I was uncircumsized lol.
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Cepheus said: I feel sorry for all you circumcised guys... This lubricant shit is nonsense .
You don't need to use any sort of lubricant if you are circumcised, I'm not even sure wtf chowder is talking about.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Cepheus]
#18953368 - 10/09/13 09:10 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#18953385 - 10/09/13 09:17 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Cepheus said: I feel sorry for all you circumcised guys... This lubricant shit is nonsense .
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I feel bad for circumcised guys in general.
Same. Having to use lube to jerk it sounds like a huge PITA. The foreskin also adds lubricant during sex because it slides up and down as opposed to just rubbing.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: pwnasaurus]
#18953395 - 10/09/13 09:21 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Cepheus said: I feel sorry for all you circumcised guys... This lubricant shit is nonsense .
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I feel bad for circumcised guys in general.
Same. Having to use lube to jerk it sounds like a huge PITA. The foreskin also adds lubricant during sex because it slides up and down as opposed to just rubbing.
I just stated circumcised men don't need to use lubrication. I'm not sure why people believe they do. I'm circumcised and lubrication is not necessary, whoever has that problem must not be doing it right.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Everlong]
#18953400 - 10/09/13 09:23 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Lol.. So you jack off with no lube while you're circumsized..? I mean I know its possible but that's what you do..?
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Chowder963]
#18953408 - 10/09/13 09:25 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Chowder963 said: Lol.. So you jack off with no lube while you're circumsized..? I mean I know its possible but that's what you do..?
Yes, but only while I'm circumcised.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Everlong]
#18953441 - 10/09/13 09:37 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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There are times when you're not circumsized..? I don't understand.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Chowder963]
#18953467 - 10/09/13 09:42 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I think he's making a joke about how you used the word "while." Usually it would be used to describe a temporary situation and not a permanent one.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Chowder963]
#18953474 - 10/09/13 09:44 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Chowder963 said: There are times when you're not circumsized..? I don't understand.
I made a joke based off the way you structured your sentence. That flew right over your hair.
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Chowder963 said: Lol.. So you jack off with no lube while you're circumsized..? I mean I know its possible but that's what you do..?
Yes. WTF do you mean "I know its possible"?
You only masturbate with lubrication?
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Everlong]
#18953552 - 10/09/13 10:12 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Idk I haven't slept in 2 days coming down off vyvanse.
You don't know what I mean by me saying "I know its possible"? It means I know its possible, I just can't imagine being that desperate to jack off unless I had lube, I'd spit in my hand and use pure spit before I'd think to wack one off dry..
Yes I only masterbate with some form of lube, you think that's strange..? Did you not eat your breakfast this morning?
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Chowder963]
#18953571 - 10/09/13 10:18 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Rubbing the tip with tissue or tp is like nails on a chalk board.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Yage]
#18953588 - 10/09/13 10:21 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Yeah there's something wrong if you're circumsized and don't understand why anyone would think its weird you jack off dry.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Chowder963]
#18953591 - 10/09/13 10:21 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Chowder963 said: You don't know what I mean by me saying "I know its possible"? It means I know its possible, I just can't imagine being that desperate to jack off unless I had lube, I'd spit in my hand and use pure spit before I'd think to wack one off dry..
That's gross. Lubrication only makes things more of a mess than it needs to be.
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Yes I only masterbate with some form of lube, you think that's strange..? Did you not eat your breakfast this morning?
I do think that's strange, because I don't need supplies to beat one out. The thought that someone purposely goes out of their way to find lubrication just to beat one out makes me feel weird. I don't know.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Everlong]
#18953598 - 10/09/13 10:23 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Perhaps it's more of a problem for others depending on how the procedure was done, just guessing.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Yage]
#18953603 - 10/09/13 10:25 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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'Murica is so damn wierd, who the hell cums in their socks? Also, do you have the sock on the penis the whole time or just at the end?
Go get some kitchen paper and just fold it in there after your done.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Everlong]
#18953635 - 10/09/13 10:32 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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If you don't have lube then just don't do it? I find it strange someone would not just wait until they had some form of lube, how much do you wack it man? How do you find yourself in the situation with no form of lube but have the time to masterbate? Do you masterbate on the go lol?
Even if that's what you decide, I'd expect you to at least be knowledgeable on why its just more normal to use lube when circumsized.. I mean c'mon, and even if I had no lube, and I was horny enough, I'd at least use some spit, maybe wound myself and use the blood.
I've never been desperate enough to jack off dry, even when I was a horny teenager.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Moonshoe]
#18953651 - 10/09/13 10:37 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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In relation to OP, I only do this to other people's beds. Like if I pull out and splooge in some chicks sheets, I'm like yep no worries just whipe it in, it's still good. 5 second rule still applies bros
I wouldn't splooge in my own sheets though because I have to sleep on those everyday and that's not kosher
Worst case scenario I just blow a load upwards onto my belly, and then awkwardly get out of bed and walk to the toilet to have a shower/clean myself up.
The smart idea is to just keep a pack of tissues or roll of toilet paper next to your bed and just blow into that or use them to clean the aftermath.
Also, I sadly learned the hard way that you should flush cumrags down the toilet and not leave them in any of those small paper bins in your room/house. Cos once enough used cumrags assemble in the one bin/area, it makes the whole room have that shitty chlorinated cum smell which is bad juju
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: EmL]
#18953666 - 10/09/13 10:41 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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EmL said: 'Murica is so damn wierd, who the hell cums in their socks? Also, do you have the sock on the penis the whole time or just at the end?
Go get some kitchen paper and just fold it in there after your done. 
Yeah I don't get that either, sounds like something people come up with in gradeschool. If you're going to use something washable, why not a damn towel?
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: psi]
#18953672 - 10/09/13 10:42 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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#18953719 - 10/09/13 10:55 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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That's how things are done around here. Non-ridiculous threads are far less likely to capture anyone's attention.
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#18953739 - 10/09/13 11:00 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Chowder963 said: If you don't have lube then just don't do it? I find it strange someone would not just wait until they had some form of lube, how much do you wack it man? How do you find yourself in the situation with no form of lube but have the time to masterbate? Do you masterbate on the go lol?
Even if that's what you decide, I'd expect you to at least be knowledgeable on why its just more normal to use lube when circumsized.. I mean c'mon, and even if I had no lube, and I was horny enough, I'd at least use some spit, maybe wound myself and use the blood.
I've never been desperate enough to jack off dry, even when I was a horny teenager.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Everlong] 3
#18953772 - 10/09/13 11:11 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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From yahoo answers
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It depends on how tightly a guy is circumcised. Some guys are circumcised so tightly (that is, there's little/no mobility in the shaft skin) that they pretty much have to use lube, otherwise it gets uncomfortable or painful. However, some guys are circumcised pretty loosely, so they can stroke the loose skin up and down their penis almost as if they had a really really short foreskin.
So yes, it does hurt some guys to masturbate without lube if they're circumcised really tightly. In some cases a guy may be circumcised so tightly that erection itself is a bit uncomfortable/painful, because there might not be enough skin left over to "cover" the erection.
Glad I'm not circumcised.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Everlong]
#18953812 - 10/09/13 11:19 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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You've seen my dick? If not.. Do you wanna see it?
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Chowder963]
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It depends on how tightly a guy is circumcised. Some guys are circumcised so tightly (that is, there's little/no mobility in the shaft skin) that they pretty much have to use lube, otherwise it gets uncomfortable or painful. However, some guys are circumcised pretty loosely, so they can stroke the loose skin up and down their penis almost as if they had a really really short foreskin.
So yes, it does hurt some guys to masturbate without lube if they're circumcised really tightly. In some cases a guy may be circumcised so tightly that erection itself is a bit uncomfortable/painful, because there might not be enough skin left over to "cover" the erection.
Glad I'm not circumcised.
Glad mine got done right, feel just a tad bit bad about chowder.
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No, I haven't seen your dick but from what you've explained it's clear that they cut too much off. I don't need to see it.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Everlong]
#18953887 - 10/09/13 11:32 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I don't know why people would judge each other on something they didn't have a choice on. I am circumsized and usually jack off with spit into the toilet then wipe up with toilet paper or paper towels then flush. Just my ritual. I do think it's nasty to jack off into socks or onto towels.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Everlong]
#18953893 - 10/09/13 11:33 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Idk I'm super happy I'm circumsized, I've heard a good amount of women say they hated sucking uncircumsized dick and only did it if the guy was circumsized. Obviously not all are going to be like that but still, from what I've heard women say about it and what I've heard uncircumsized men say about it, it seems its better to be circumsized.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Chowder963]
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The foreskin contains about 20,000 nerve endings, so it's definitely not " better ". Yes it is cleaner, but you do lose a lot of sensitivity (aka better sex). If you want to lose two thirds of the nerve endings in your penis because some women prefers the way it looks that way, that's up to you.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Constantine]
#18954220 - 10/09/13 12:49 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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It depends on how tightly a guy is circumcised. Some guys are circumcised so tightly (that is, there's little/no mobility in the shaft skin) that they pretty much have to use lube, otherwise it gets uncomfortable or painful. However, some guys are circumcised pretty loosely, so they can stroke the loose skin up and down their penis almost as if they had a really really short foreskin.
So yes, it does hurt some guys to masturbate without lube if they're circumcised really tightly. In some cases a guy may be circumcised so tightly that erection itself is a bit uncomfortable/painful, because there might not be enough skin left over to "cover" the erection.
Glad I'm not circumcised.
Wow I am super glad I'm not circumcised.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Everlong]
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It depends on how tightly a guy is circumcised. Some guys are circumcised so tightly (that is, there's little/no mobility in the shaft skin) that they pretty much have to use lube, otherwise it gets uncomfortable or painful. However, some guys are circumcised pretty loosely, so they can stroke the loose skin up and down their penis almost as if they had a really really short foreskin.
So yes, it does hurt some guys to masturbate without lube if they're circumcised really tightly. In some cases a guy may be circumcised so tightly that erection itself is a bit uncomfortable/painful, because there might not be enough skin left over to "cover" the erection.
Glad I'm not circumcised.
Glad mine got done right, feel just a tad bit bad about chowder.
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Chowder963 said: You've seen my dick? If not.. Do you wanna see it?
No, I haven't seen your dick but from what you've explained it's clear that they cut too much off. I don't need to see it.
Lube? What's that?
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
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In all honestly, in defense to everlong, I have heard of guys jacking it without lube. How? Idunno
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#18954312 - 10/09/13 01:11 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Some people need lube and some don't
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
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I doubt the majority of circumcised men need or use lubrication to masturbate. I think the percentage is in my favor.
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Bill_Oreilly said: In all honestly, in defense to everlong, I have heard of guys jacking it without lube. How? Idunno
I doubt the majority of circumcised men need or use lubrication to masturbate. I think the percentage is in my favor.
certainly debatable
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Everlong]
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Bill_Oreilly said: In all honestly, in defense to everlong, I have heard of guys jacking it without lube. How? Idunno
I doubt the majority of circumcised men need or use lubrication to masturbate. I think the percentage is in my favor.
+1 for your team and a proper doctor lol. 
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Bill_Oreilly said: In all honestly, in defense to everlong, I have heard of guys jacking it without lube. How? Idunno
I doubt the majority of circumcised men need or use lubrication to masturbate. I think the percentage is in my favor.
I agree, if you NEED lube, something probably was botched.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
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Bill_Oreilly said: In all honestly, in defense to everlong, I have heard of guys jacking it without lube. How? Idunno
I doubt the majority of circumcised men need or use lubrication to masturbate. I think the percentage is in my favor.
I agree, if you NEED lube, something probably was botched.
Yeah, like 80% of all sexual feeling
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: sonamdrukpa]
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Hey man, most of our girlfriends here double as our right hand, this is serious business
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Soulidarity]
#18955289 - 10/09/13 04:48 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Thank fuck doctors don't chop parts of your dick off for no reason here in Ireland.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: batmanonshrooms]
#18955370 - 10/09/13 05:02 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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The US is one of the few countries in the world where circumcision is considered normal.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: pwnasaurus]
#18955378 - 10/09/13 05:04 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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So wait... i'm NOT supposed to be using spit to spank it?
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Legend]
#18956128 - 10/09/13 07:45 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I can understand everlong thinking its semi normal and not completely crazy, but do to think he's in the majority.. He's saying over 50% circumsized guys don't use lube.. That's definitly wrong.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Chowder963]
#18956231 - 10/09/13 08:05 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Chowder963 said: I can understand everlong thinking its semi normal and not completely crazy, but do to think he's in the majority.. He's saying over 50% circumsized guys don't use lube.. That's definitly wrong.
How do you know?
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Chowder963]
#18956335 - 10/09/13 08:29 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Chowder963 said: I can understand everlong thinking its semi normal and not completely crazy, but do to think he's in the majority.. He's saying over 50% circumsized guys don't use lube.. That's definitly wrong.
I agree with Everlong
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Everlong]
#18956337 - 10/09/13 08:29 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I was not aware that some circumcised guys can't jerk it without lube. Thats fucking awful. Ive never gotten up close and personal with an uncircumcised dick so its not like I have anything to compare mine to but I always assumed all circumcisions looked like mine Who knew?
Also, as far as the original topic, jizz is just a bodily fluid yo. You sweat in your bed, you drool (maybe) in your sheets. Just don't jizz all in one big ass pile and you are fine. Gotta wash your sheets more often but fuck, thats just a good reason for better bed hygiene 
Do you wash your sheets every time you fuck and get pussy juice everywhere? I don't see the difference
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: bloodsheen]
#18956344 - 10/09/13 08:31 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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bloodsheen said: I was not aware that some circumcised guys can't jerk it without lube. Thats fucking awful. Ive never gotten up close and personal with an uncircumcised dick so its not like I have anything to compare mine to but I always assumed all circumcisions looked like mine Who knew?
Also, as far as the original topic, jizz is just a bodily fluid yo. You sweat in your bed, you drool (maybe) in your sheets. Just don't jizz all in one big ass pile and you are fine. Gotta wash your sheets more often but fuck, thats just a good reason for better bed hygiene 
Do you wash your sheets every time you fuck and get pussy juice everywhere? I don't see the difference

your joking right?
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
#18956349 - 10/09/13 08:33 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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bloodsheen said: I was not aware that some circumcised guys can't jerk it without lube. Thats fucking awful. Ive never gotten up close and personal with an uncircumcised dick so its not like I have anything to compare mine to but I always assumed all circumcisions looked like mine Who knew?
Also, as far as the original topic, jizz is just a bodily fluid yo. You sweat in your bed, you drool (maybe) in your sheets. Just don't jizz all in one big ass pile and you are fine. Gotta wash your sheets more often but fuck, thats just a good reason for better bed hygiene 
Do you wash your sheets every time you fuck and get pussy juice everywhere? I don't see the difference

your joking right?
Nope, this is something I was always weird about that practically nobody agrees with me about. I also sleep naked. Who the fuck needs pants and shit gettin all twisted up and squeezing their balls? That shits retarded
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: bloodsheen]
#18956365 - 10/09/13 08:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Jizz is a bit different then sweat and drool dude... cmon...
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
#18956413 - 10/09/13 08:47 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Its kinda like blowing your nose on the bed
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: NotTheDevil]
#18956423 - 10/09/13 08:50 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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NotTheDevil said: Its kinda like blowing your nose on the bed
I would disagree because snot contains diseases and bacteria whereas semen is sterile. But I can kinda see what you mean, if you have real sperm-heavy cum it for sure requires washing
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: bloodsheen]
#18956432 - 10/09/13 08:50 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Dude, you just cum on your bed than sleep on it right after..? Why..? If its so easy not to cum on your bed, just cum in your hand at least.. You are a dirty person.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: NotTheDevil]
#18956433 - 10/09/13 08:50 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Sleeping in jizz/snot, disgusting. I can understand after sex. But if your just jacking off on your sheets then sleeping on it.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
#18956447 - 10/09/13 08:52 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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MystiqueMushroom said: Jizz is a bit different then sweat and drool dude... cmon...
Nah dawg he just smears it around so it doesn't make one big spot.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
#18956450 - 10/09/13 08:52 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Ive got a big bed . Hey, don't look at me, I didn't start this thread . I just figured I would try to defend the overwhelmed OP
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
#18956456 - 10/09/13 08:53 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Whys it that much different to blow a fat load into your gfs snatch and let it drip all over the place as you guys sleep, or blow it on her stomach and have her roll around without wiping it off of your balls/cock/stomach? Its all pretty gross, but who cares. As long as you take a shower in the morning their is nothing wrong with turning your bed into a sperm sanctuary.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Everlong]
#18956472 - 10/09/13 08:55 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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MystiqueMushroom said: Jizz is a bit different then sweat and drool dude... cmon...
Nah dawg he just smears it around so it doesn't make one big spot. 
Haha, I was thinking more alone the lines of porno cumshots where you spread it all around 
I find it funny how much this seems to bother you all. I mean, how many of you are going to the bathroom and washing your hands really well after you are done (in the no-lube scenario)? Your dick has been in your sweaty, urine-y underwear all day, isn't that kind of gross to not wash? Yall are gettin a sick mental picture of people jerking off and its bad for your health
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: fapjack] 1
#18956477 - 10/09/13 08:56 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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fapjack said: Whys it that much different to blow a fat load into your gfs snatch and let it drip all over the place as you guys sleep, or blow it on her stomach and have her roll around without wiping it off of your balls/cock/stomach? Its all pretty gross, but who cares. As long as you take a shower in the morning their is nothing wrong with turning your bed into a sperm sanctuary.
Because when I had a girlfriend we would clean that shit up.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Everlong]
#18956487 - 10/09/13 08:58 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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These fuckers are grossing me out. I'm outta here.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Everlong]
#18956488 - 10/09/13 08:58 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I only shower after anal, I only wash my sheets when they start getting cracks by the creases.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: fapjack]
#18956494 - 10/09/13 08:59 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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fucking gross OP
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Everlong]
#18956502 - 10/09/13 09:00 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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fapjack said: Whys it that much different to blow a fat load into your gfs snatch and let it drip all over the place as you guys sleep, or blow it on her stomach and have her roll around without wiping it off of your balls/cock/stomach? Its all pretty gross, but who cares. As long as you take a shower in the morning their is nothing wrong with turning your bed into a sperm sanctuary.
Because when I had a girlfriend we would clean that shit up. 
Wait really? Like how? Like you would change your sheets right after? Or as in like a wet cloth?
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: bloodsheen]
#18956520 - 10/09/13 09:04 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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fapjack said: Whys it that much different to blow a fat load into your gfs snatch and let it drip all over the place as you guys sleep, or blow it on her stomach and have her roll around without wiping it off of your balls/cock/stomach? Its all pretty gross, but who cares. As long as you take a shower in the morning their is nothing wrong with turning your bed into a sperm sanctuary.
Because when I had a girlfriend we would clean that shit up. 
Wait really? Like how? Like you would change your sheets right after? Or as in like a wet cloth?
Paper towels brah.
We wouldn't go out of our way to get anything on the bed, but it would happen. That's why you own more than one sheet for a bed.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: bloodsheen]
#18956536 - 10/09/13 09:08 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Girls won't just fall asleep if there is cum all over them, maybe if we were really tired and drunk or just really that tired I guess. It's happened before, or it just drips out a little, but using that as an excuse to just jizz all over your bed and sleep in it..
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Everlong]
#18956548 - 10/09/13 09:11 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Fuck man, this is why MRSA exists. Yall are paranoid as shit about nothing. If the staining bothers you thats one thing, but to actually think its really unhygienic? Its going into a vagina, the most open and bacteria sensitive part of the body. And it stays there for hours and up to a day. Its not like there are gallons of it, its like a tablespoon. I'm alone, whos lookin at my sheets?
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: bloodsheen]
#18956552 - 10/09/13 09:12 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Bill_Oreilly said: In all honestly, in defense to everlong, I have heard of guys jacking it without lube. How? Idunno
I doubt the majority of circumcised men need or use lubrication to masturbate. I think the percentage is in my favor.
I agree, if you NEED lube, something probably was botched.
You don't NEED lube, but it does improve the sensation.
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bloodsheen said: Fuck man, this is why MRSA exists. Yall are paranoid as shit about nothing. If the staining bothers you thats one thing, but to actually think its really unhygienic? Its going into a vagina, the most open and bacteria sensitive part of the body. And it stays there for hours and up to a day. Its not like there are gallons of it, its like a tablespoon. I'm alone, whos lookin at my sheets?
What does this have to do with MRSA?
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: bloodsheen]
#18956573 - 10/09/13 09:15 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Dude.. So you cum in a vagina so you can cum I your sheets?
I suppose if I have to spit why use a trash can, mine as well as just not get up and spit on the space next to me.
So far you've used the two excuses: I have a big bed, and it goes in a vagina. Those are your reasons for cumming on your bed.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: koods]
#18956582 - 10/09/13 09:17 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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MRSA exists because we use too many antibiotics, and bacteria today are stronger than ever because we kill them with harsh chemicals all the time. This thread reminds me of those parents that thing they have to sterilize their kids toys and bottles every single day. Shit is killing them in the long run
Sorry, didn't actually mean to make this discussion serious in any way. I'm just having fun watch you all squirm
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Chowder963]
#18956603 - 10/09/13 09:21 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Chowder963 said: Dude.. So you cum in a vagina so you can cum I your sheets?
I suppose if I have to spit why use a trash can, mine as well as just not get up and spit on the space next to me.
So far you've used the two excuses: I have a big bed, and it goes in a vagina. Those are your reasons for cumming on your bed.
Yup. And your reasons for not doing it are what, its yucky? It makes white dabs on your sheets?
And to whomever said to keep a special cum rag around, I think that shit is messed up. A weird stinky hunk of cloth hanging around? I mean I wash my sheets like twice a month, how often is that rag washed
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: bloodsheen]
#18956615 - 10/09/13 09:23 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'm circumcised.
i haven't used lube in years.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: bloodsheen]
#18956618 - 10/09/13 09:23 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Chowder963 said: Dude.. So you cum in a vagina so you can cum I your sheets?
I suppose if I have to spit why use a trash can, mine as well as just not get up and spit on the space next to me.
So far you've used the two excuses: I have a big bed, and it goes in a vagina. Those are your reasons for cumming on your bed.
Yup. And your reasons for not doing it are what, its yucky? It makes white dabs on your sheets?
And to whomever said to keep a special cum rag around, I think that shit is messed up. A weird stinky hunk of cloth hanging around? I mean I wash my sheets like twice a month, how often is that rag washed 
So you'll sleep in your cum but won't wipe it on a rag, they probably wash there nasty cum rags more than your twice a month crust blanket.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Chowder963]
#18956643 - 10/09/13 09:27 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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fapjack said: Whys it that much different to blow a fat load into your gfs snatch and let it drip all over the place as you guys sleep, or blow it on her stomach and have her roll around without wiping it off of your balls/cock/stomach? Its all pretty gross, but who cares. As long as you take a shower in the morning their is nothing wrong with turning your bed into a sperm sanctuary.
Because when I had a girlfriend we would clean that shit up. 
Wait really? Like how? Like you would change your sheets right after? Or as in like a wet cloth?
Paper towels brah.
We wouldn't go out of our way to get anything on the bed, but it would happen. That's why you own more than one sheet for a bed. 
Paper towels? Who the fuck goes to the trouble of wiping cum off with paper towels? That won't work at all, that would be like stepping in dog shit and wiping your shoe off with toilet paper. Either change your sheets and shower or wallow in your natural fluids together.
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Chowder963 said: Girls won't just fall asleep if there is cum all over them, maybe if we were really tired and drunk or just really that tired I guess. It's happened before, or it just drips out a little, but using that as an excuse to just jizz all over your bed and sleep in it..
I disagree entirely. After really good sex, you shouldn't be thinking "I'm so nasty, I need to take a shower." You need to marinate in that shit.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: bloodsheen]
#18956661 - 10/09/13 09:31 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Holy shit dude, ok so this is what I've gathered..
Your logic for cumming on your bed:
1st. You have a big bed. 2nd: It goes in vaginas. 3rd: taking measure like these prevent MRSA. 4th: Its cleaner than cumming on a rag, cumming on a rag that you can throw away is gross, just cum on your sheets.
Please just read those and what you've written and tell me you at least understand that that's dirty as fuck.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: fapjack]
#18956670 - 10/09/13 09:32 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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fapjack said: Paper towels? Who the fuck goes to the trouble of wiping cum off with paper towels? That won't work at all, that would be like stepping in dog shit and wiping your shoe off with toilet paper. Either change your sheets and shower or wallow in your natural fluids together.
Bro cum wipes up pretty easily, I don't know wtf you are going on about dog shit for.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: MystiqueMushroom] 1
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This actually reminds me of this article that was talking about how crazy it is that men wash their hands after urinating (this was a doctor). Urine is totally sterile, and unless you splash a lot of piss on yourself its basically bacteria-free. And if you are using anti-bacterial soap you are (like I mentioned before) adding to the pool of hard-to-kill bacteria. Millions of gallons of soap and thousands of tons of paper are wasted each year because we are convinced that if you touch something between your knee and waist its dirty.
People also think that public toilets and such are absolutely disgusting and filthy, when in fact they are cleaner than most home toilets because most companies wash them regularly. However, people will take money from a teller, stick it in their pocket, then eat a sandwich, and money is one of the dirtiest things on the planet.
Yall are no joke thinking too much about jizz. I mean, yall got like strategies and shit planned around disposing of a sterile substance. And spend actual real dollars to help dispose of it, probably amounting to hundreds of dollars for some of you .
Idk, not trying to change any minds here, yall think I'm gross and thats cool. I'm a chemist, I try my best not to buy into society's idea of whats safe and what makes sense. Drink out of plastic bottles! Eat preservatives! Get sick every once in a while! Shit is good for your...especially your liver. And brain
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Everlong]
#18956689 - 10/09/13 09:34 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Cum doesn't come off of sheets with paper towels, that's like saying "Oh sorry I pissed on your couch bro, buts its all good I used paper towels to wipe it off." Its a liquid, and unless your sheets are plastic that shit won't work.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: fapjack]
#18956700 - 10/09/13 09:36 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I said its happened before and isn't horrible if it was good sex or we were drunk or both, maybe I didn't put "or". But if that kept happening over and over, no matter how good the sex was, I'd have to be like "hey we've been cumming on my sheets the past couple of times".
Also to everlong, if your wiping it to dry for the night and plan on washing it the next day yeah, but just cumming on your sheets and wiping it off? Unless you wiped it up super quick maybe before it absorbed in too much.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: fapjack]
#18956702 - 10/09/13 09:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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fapjack said: Cum doesn't come off of sheets with paper towels, that's like saying "Oh sorry I pissed on your couch bro, buts its all good I used paper towels to wipe it off." Its a liquid, and unless your sheets are plastic that shit won't work.
You must have some cum that is the consistancy of water then, I don't know.
First off I was talking about wiping the cum off my partner.
And it's not hard to wipe off sheets, it's obviously not going to come out completely clean but sheets aren't exactly made to absorb either. At least good sheets.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Everlong]
#18956755 - 10/09/13 09:46 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Unless your cum is the consistency of silly putty, you should at least use a wet wipe. Also, please don't make fun of how watered down my jizz is, its offensive.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: fapjack]
#18956766 - 10/09/13 09:49 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
#18956787 - 10/09/13 09:53 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: bloodsheen]
#18956881 - 10/09/13 10:11 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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K holy shit.
I understand not washing your sheets after having sex with someone and getting a little bit of jizz and other bodily fluids on the bed, I understand not washing it right away or whatever
But if your blowing loads onto your bed, DAILY and your cool with it, WTF MAN?!?!
Having a little bit of jizz on your bed is whatever But blowing like 4-5 or more loads directly in your bed every week.. and not cleaning your sheets, that's where it gets gross man.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: The5thElement]
#18956968 - 10/09/13 10:30 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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The5thElement said: K holy shit.
I understand not washing your sheets after having sex with someone and getting a little bit of jizz and other bodily fluids on the bed, I understand not washing it right away or whatever
But if your blowing loads onto your bed, DAILY and your cool with it, WTF MAN?!?!
Having a little bit of jizz on your bed is whatever But blowing like 4-5 or more loads directly in your bed every week.. and not cleaning your sheets, that's where it gets gross man.
Exactly.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
#18957012 - 10/09/13 10:38 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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After really good sex, you shouldn't be thinking "I'm so nasty, I need to take a shower." You need to marinate in that shit.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: The5thElement]
#18957073 - 10/09/13 10:51 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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The5thElement said: K holy shit.
I understand not washing your sheets after having sex with someone and getting a little bit of jizz and other bodily fluids on the bed, I understand not washing it right away or whatever
But if your blowing loads onto your bed, DAILY and your cool with it, WTF MAN?!?!
Having a little bit of jizz on your bed is whatever But blowing like 4-5 or more loads directly in your bed every week.. and not cleaning your sheets, that's where it gets gross man.
My ex was a squirter, I remember pounding her like 3x a day and her pussy exploding all over the place soaking our sheets. We probably washed them once a month. Jizz and vaginal fluids everywhere but who gives a fuck. The sex was great and we were both unemployed and just fucked all day. It was pretty gross in retrospect, but who its hard to motivate to do anything when all you do is fuck, do drugs, and nap around all day. I generally blew my load onto her stomach though as she was never on the pill and I didn't wear condoms, so at least it wasn't too much jizz.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: fapjack] 1
#18957088 - 10/09/13 10:53 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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fapjack said:
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The5thElement said: K holy shit.
I understand not washing your sheets after having sex with someone and getting a little bit of jizz and other bodily fluids on the bed, I understand not washing it right away or whatever
But if your blowing loads onto your bed, DAILY and your cool with it, WTF MAN?!?!
Having a little bit of jizz on your bed is whatever But blowing like 4-5 or more loads directly in your bed every week.. and not cleaning your sheets, that's where it gets gross man.
My ex was a squirter, I remember pounding her like 3x a day and her pussy exploding all over the place soaking our sheets. We probably washed them once a month. Jizz and vaginal fluids everywhere but who gives a fuck. The sex was great and we were both unemployed and just fucked all day. It was pretty gross in retrospect, but who its hard to motivate to do anything when all you do is fuck, do drugs, and nap around all day. I generally blew my load onto her stomach though as she was never on the pill and I didn't wear condoms, so at least it wasn't too much jizz.
Nasty, let me guess she would let it dry and not take showers for day on end just to add to the excitement?
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Legend]
#18957104 - 10/09/13 10:57 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Legend said: . Quote:
After really good sex, you shouldn't be thinking "I'm so nasty, I need to take a shower." You need to marinate in that shit.

Ugh. I'm sorry, but once you blow your load, you got a good 10-20 minutes where everything you just did was pretty nasty.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: koods]
#18957123 - 10/09/13 11:00 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Not if you are asleep after 5 minutes.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: fapjack]
#18957128 - 10/09/13 11:02 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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fapjack said: Not if you are asleep after 5 minutes.
Obvs
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: koods]
#18957144 - 10/09/13 11:04 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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My point is after good sex you are too tired to care, you need to do your part in tiring you and her out to the point that you pass out afterwards. Its easier to do with a gf than some random chick you meet as sleep is a higher priority than getting your nut off again.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: fapjack]
#18957159 - 10/09/13 11:08 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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