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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: bloodsheen]
    #18956615 - 10/09/13 09:23 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I'm circumcised.

i haven't used lube in years.


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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: bloodsheen]
    #18956618 - 10/09/13 09:23 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Dude.. So you cum in a vagina so you can cum I your sheets?

I suppose if I have to spit why use a trash can, mine as well as just not get up and spit on the space next to me.

So far you've used the two excuses: I have a big bed, and it goes in a vagina. Those are your reasons for cumming on your bed.



Yup. And your reasons for not doing it are what, its yucky? It makes white dabs on your sheets?

And to whomever said to keep a special cum rag around, I think that shit is messed up. A weird stinky hunk of cloth hanging around? I mean I wash my sheets like twice a month, how often is that rag washed :eek:




So you'll sleep in your cum but won't wipe it on a rag, they probably wash there nasty cum rags more than your twice a month crust blanket.


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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Chowder963]
    #18956643 - 10/09/13 09:27 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Whys it that much different to blow a fat load into your gfs snatch and let it drip all over the place as you guys sleep, or blow it on her stomach and have her roll around without wiping it off of your balls/cock/stomach?  Its all pretty gross, but who cares.  As long as you take a shower in the morning their is nothing wrong with turning your bed into a sperm sanctuary.



Because when I had a girlfriend we would clean that shit up. :awedisgust:



Wait really? Like how? Like you would change your sheets right after? Or as in like a wet cloth?



Paper towels brah.

We wouldn't go out of our way to get anything on the bed, but it would happen. That's why you own more than one sheet for a bed. :cookiemonster:




Paper towels?  Who the fuck goes to the trouble of wiping cum off with paper towels?  That won't work at all, that would be like stepping in dog shit and wiping your shoe off with toilet paper.  Either change your sheets and shower or wallow in your natural fluids together.
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Girls won't just fall asleep if there is cum all over them, maybe if we were really tired and drunk or just really that tired I guess. It's happened before, or it just drips out a little, but using that as an excuse to just jizz all over your bed and sleep in it..




I disagree entirely.  After really good sex, you shouldn't be thinking "I'm so nasty, I need to take a shower."  You need to marinate in that shit.


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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: bloodsheen]
    #18956661 - 10/09/13 09:31 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Holy shit dude, ok so this is what I've gathered..

Your logic for cumming on your bed:

1st. You have a big bed.
2nd: It goes in vaginas.
3rd: taking measure like these prevent MRSA.
4th: Its cleaner than cumming on a rag, cumming on a rag that you can throw away is gross, just cum on your sheets.

Please just read those and what you've written and tell me you at least understand that that's dirty as fuck.


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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: fapjack]
    #18956670 - 10/09/13 09:32 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Paper towels?  Who the fuck goes to the trouble of wiping cum off with paper towels?  That won't work at all, that would be like stepping in dog shit and wiping your shoe off with toilet paper.  Either change your sheets and shower or wallow in your natural fluids together.




Bro cum wipes up pretty easily, I don't know wtf you are going on about dog shit for.


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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: MystiqueMushroom] * 1
    #18956688 - 10/09/13 09:34 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

This actually reminds me of this article that was talking about how crazy it is that men wash their hands after urinating (this was a doctor). Urine is totally sterile, and unless you splash a lot of piss on yourself its basically bacteria-free. And if you are using anti-bacterial soap you are (like I mentioned before) adding to the pool of hard-to-kill bacteria. Millions of gallons of soap and thousands of tons of paper are wasted each year because we are convinced that if you touch something between your knee and waist its dirty.

People also think that public toilets and such are absolutely disgusting and filthy, when in fact they are cleaner than most home toilets because most companies wash them regularly. However, people will take money from a teller, stick it in their pocket, then eat a sandwich, and money is one of the dirtiest things on the planet.

Yall are no joke thinking too much about jizz. I mean, yall got like strategies and shit planned around disposing of a sterile substance. And spend actual real dollars to help dispose of it, probably amounting to hundreds of dollars for some of you :lol:.

Idk, not trying to change any minds here, yall think I'm gross and thats cool. I'm a chemist, I try my best not to buy into society's idea of whats safe and what makes sense. Drink out of plastic bottles! Eat preservatives! Get sick every once in a while! Shit is good for your...especially your liver. And brain


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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Everlong]
    #18956689 - 10/09/13 09:34 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Cum doesn't come off of sheets with paper towels, that's like saying "Oh sorry I pissed on your couch bro, buts its all good I used paper towels to wipe it off."  Its a liquid, and unless your sheets are plastic that shit won't work.


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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: fapjack]
    #18956700 - 10/09/13 09:36 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I said its happened before and isn't horrible if it was good sex or we were drunk or both, maybe I didn't put "or". But if that kept happening over and over, no matter how good the sex was, I'd have to be like "hey we've been cumming on my sheets the past couple of times".

Also to everlong, if your wiping it to dry for the night and plan on washing it the next day yeah, but just cumming on your sheets and wiping it off? Unless you wiped it up super quick maybe before it absorbed in too much.


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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: fapjack]
    #18956702 - 10/09/13 09:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Cum doesn't come off of sheets with paper towels, that's like saying "Oh sorry I pissed on your couch bro, buts its all good I used paper towels to wipe it off."  Its a liquid, and unless your sheets are plastic that shit won't work.



You must have some cum that is the consistancy of water then, I don't know. :shrug:

First off I was talking about wiping the cum off my partner.

And it's not hard to wipe off sheets, it's obviously not going to come out completely clean but sheets aren't exactly made to absorb either. At least good sheets.


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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Everlong]
    #18956755 - 10/09/13 09:46 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Unless your cum is the consistency of silly putty, you should at least use a wet wipe.  Also, please don't make fun of how watered down my jizz is, its offensive.


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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: fapjack]
    #18956766 - 10/09/13 09:49 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

This thread
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #18956787 - 10/09/13 09:53 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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This thread
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this thread  :rocketcrotch:


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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: bloodsheen]
    #18956881 - 10/09/13 10:11 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

K holy shit.


I understand not washing your sheets after having sex with someone and getting a little bit of jizz and other bodily fluids on the bed, I understand not washing it right away or whatever

But if your blowing loads onto your bed, DAILY and your cool with it, WTF MAN?!?!


Having  a little bit of jizz on your bed is whatever :shrug:  But blowing like 4-5 or more loads directly in your bed every week.. and not cleaning your sheets, that's where it gets gross man.


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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: The5thElement]
    #18956968 - 10/09/13 10:30 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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K holy shit.


I understand not washing your sheets after having sex with someone and getting a little bit of jizz and other bodily fluids on the bed, I understand not washing it right away or whatever

But if your blowing loads onto your bed, DAILY and your cool with it, WTF MAN?!?!


Having  a little bit of jizz on your bed is whatever :shrug:  But blowing like 4-5 or more loads directly in your bed every week.. and not cleaning your sheets, that's where it gets gross man.



Exactly.


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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #18957012 - 10/09/13 10:38 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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After really good sex, you shouldn't be thinking "I'm so nasty, I need to take a shower."  You need to marinate in that shit.




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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: The5thElement]
    #18957073 - 10/09/13 10:51 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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The5thElement said:
K holy shit.


I understand not washing your sheets after having sex with someone and getting a little bit of jizz and other bodily fluids on the bed, I understand not washing it right away or whatever

But if your blowing loads onto your bed, DAILY and your cool with it, WTF MAN?!?!


Having  a little bit of jizz on your bed is whatever :shrug:  But blowing like 4-5 or more loads directly in your bed every week.. and not cleaning your sheets, that's where it gets gross man.




My ex was a squirter, I remember pounding her like 3x a day and her pussy exploding all over the place soaking our sheets.  We probably washed them once a month.  Jizz and vaginal fluids everywhere but who gives a fuck.  The sex was great and we were both unemployed and just fucked all day.  It was pretty gross in retrospect, but who its hard to motivate to do anything when all you do is fuck, do drugs, and nap around all day.  I generally blew my load onto her stomach though as she was never on the pill and I didn't wear condoms, so at least it wasn't too much jizz.


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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: fapjack] * 1
    #18957088 - 10/09/13 10:53 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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fapjack said:
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The5thElement said:
K holy shit.


I understand not washing your sheets after having sex with someone and getting a little bit of jizz and other bodily fluids on the bed, I understand not washing it right away or whatever

But if your blowing loads onto your bed, DAILY and your cool with it, WTF MAN?!?!


Having  a little bit of jizz on your bed is whatever :shrug:  But blowing like 4-5 or more loads directly in your bed every week.. and not cleaning your sheets, that's where it gets gross man.




My ex was a squirter, I remember pounding her like 3x a day and her pussy exploding all over the place soaking our sheets.  We probably washed them once a month.  Jizz and vaginal fluids everywhere but who gives a fuck.  The sex was great and we were both unemployed and just fucked all day.  It was pretty gross in retrospect, but who its hard to motivate to do anything when all you do is fuck, do drugs, and nap around all day.  I generally blew my load onto her stomach though as she was never on the pill and I didn't wear condoms, so at least it wasn't too much jizz.




Nasty, let me guess she would let it dry and not take showers for day on end just to add to the excitement?


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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Legend]
    #18957104 - 10/09/13 10:57 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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After really good sex, you shouldn't be thinking "I'm so nasty, I need to take a shower."  You need to marinate in that shit.




:yesnod:




Ugh. I'm sorry, but once you blow your load, you got a good 10-20 minutes where everything you just did was pretty nasty.


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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: koods]
    #18957123 - 10/09/13 11:00 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Not if you are asleep after 5 minutes.


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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: fapjack]
    #18957128 - 10/09/13 11:02 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Not if you are asleep after 5 minutes.




Obvs :rolleyes:


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