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NotTheDevil
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
#18956413 - 10/09/13 08:47 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Its kinda like blowing your nose on the bed
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bloodsheen
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: NotTheDevil]
#18956423 - 10/09/13 08:50 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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NotTheDevil said: Its kinda like blowing your nose on the bed
I would disagree because snot contains diseases and bacteria whereas semen is sterile. But I can kinda see what you mean, if you have real sperm-heavy cum it for sure requires washing
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: bloodsheen]
#18956432 - 10/09/13 08:50 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Dude, you just cum on your bed than sleep on it right after..? Why..? If its so easy not to cum on your bed, just cum in your hand at least.. You are a dirty person.
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MystiqueMushroom

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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: NotTheDevil]
#18956433 - 10/09/13 08:50 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Sleeping in jizz/snot, disgusting. I can understand after sex. But if your just jacking off on your sheets then sleeping on it.
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Everlong
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
#18956447 - 10/09/13 08:52 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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MystiqueMushroom said: Jizz is a bit different then sweat and drool dude... cmon...
Nah dawg he just smears it around so it doesn't make one big spot.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
#18956450 - 10/09/13 08:52 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Ive got a big bed . Hey, don't look at me, I didn't start this thread . I just figured I would try to defend the overwhelmed OP
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
#18956456 - 10/09/13 08:53 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Whys it that much different to blow a fat load into your gfs snatch and let it drip all over the place as you guys sleep, or blow it on her stomach and have her roll around without wiping it off of your balls/cock/stomach? Its all pretty gross, but who cares. As long as you take a shower in the morning their is nothing wrong with turning your bed into a sperm sanctuary.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Everlong]
#18956472 - 10/09/13 08:55 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Everlong said:
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MystiqueMushroom said: Jizz is a bit different then sweat and drool dude... cmon...
Nah dawg he just smears it around so it doesn't make one big spot. 
Haha, I was thinking more alone the lines of porno cumshots where you spread it all around 
I find it funny how much this seems to bother you all. I mean, how many of you are going to the bathroom and washing your hands really well after you are done (in the no-lube scenario)? Your dick has been in your sweaty, urine-y underwear all day, isn't that kind of gross to not wash? Yall are gettin a sick mental picture of people jerking off and its bad for your health
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: fapjack] 1
#18956477 - 10/09/13 08:56 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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fapjack said: Whys it that much different to blow a fat load into your gfs snatch and let it drip all over the place as you guys sleep, or blow it on her stomach and have her roll around without wiping it off of your balls/cock/stomach? Its all pretty gross, but who cares. As long as you take a shower in the morning their is nothing wrong with turning your bed into a sperm sanctuary.
Because when I had a girlfriend we would clean that shit up.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Everlong]
#18956487 - 10/09/13 08:58 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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These fuckers are grossing me out. I'm outta here.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Everlong]
#18956488 - 10/09/13 08:58 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I only shower after anal, I only wash my sheets when they start getting cracks by the creases.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: fapjack]
#18956494 - 10/09/13 08:59 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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fucking gross OP
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bloodsheen
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Everlong]
#18956502 - 10/09/13 09:00 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Everlong said:
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fapjack said: Whys it that much different to blow a fat load into your gfs snatch and let it drip all over the place as you guys sleep, or blow it on her stomach and have her roll around without wiping it off of your balls/cock/stomach? Its all pretty gross, but who cares. As long as you take a shower in the morning their is nothing wrong with turning your bed into a sperm sanctuary.
Because when I had a girlfriend we would clean that shit up. 
Wait really? Like how? Like you would change your sheets right after? Or as in like a wet cloth?
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: bloodsheen]
#18956520 - 10/09/13 09:04 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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bloodsheen said:
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Everlong said:
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fapjack said: Whys it that much different to blow a fat load into your gfs snatch and let it drip all over the place as you guys sleep, or blow it on her stomach and have her roll around without wiping it off of your balls/cock/stomach? Its all pretty gross, but who cares. As long as you take a shower in the morning their is nothing wrong with turning your bed into a sperm sanctuary.
Because when I had a girlfriend we would clean that shit up. 
Wait really? Like how? Like you would change your sheets right after? Or as in like a wet cloth?
Paper towels brah.
We wouldn't go out of our way to get anything on the bed, but it would happen. That's why you own more than one sheet for a bed.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: bloodsheen]
#18956536 - 10/09/13 09:08 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Girls won't just fall asleep if there is cum all over them, maybe if we were really tired and drunk or just really that tired I guess. It's happened before, or it just drips out a little, but using that as an excuse to just jizz all over your bed and sleep in it..
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Everlong]
#18956548 - 10/09/13 09:11 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Fuck man, this is why MRSA exists. Yall are paranoid as shit about nothing. If the staining bothers you thats one thing, but to actually think its really unhygienic? Its going into a vagina, the most open and bacteria sensitive part of the body. And it stays there for hours and up to a day. Its not like there are gallons of it, its like a tablespoon. I'm alone, whos lookin at my sheets?
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: bloodsheen]
#18956552 - 10/09/13 09:12 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Bill_Oreilly said: In all honestly, in defense to everlong, I have heard of guys jacking it without lube. How? Idunno
I doubt the majority of circumcised men need or use lubrication to masturbate. I think the percentage is in my favor.
I agree, if you NEED lube, something probably was botched.
You don't NEED lube, but it does improve the sensation.
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bloodsheen said: Fuck man, this is why MRSA exists. Yall are paranoid as shit about nothing. If the staining bothers you thats one thing, but to actually think its really unhygienic? Its going into a vagina, the most open and bacteria sensitive part of the body. And it stays there for hours and up to a day. Its not like there are gallons of it, its like a tablespoon. I'm alone, whos lookin at my sheets?
What does this have to do with MRSA?
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: bloodsheen]
#18956573 - 10/09/13 09:15 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Dude.. So you cum in a vagina so you can cum I your sheets?
I suppose if I have to spit why use a trash can, mine as well as just not get up and spit on the space next to me.
So far you've used the two excuses: I have a big bed, and it goes in a vagina. Those are your reasons for cumming on your bed.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: koods]
#18956582 - 10/09/13 09:17 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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MRSA exists because we use too many antibiotics, and bacteria today are stronger than ever because we kill them with harsh chemicals all the time. This thread reminds me of those parents that thing they have to sterilize their kids toys and bottles every single day. Shit is killing them in the long run
Sorry, didn't actually mean to make this discussion serious in any way. I'm just having fun watch you all squirm
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Chowder963]
#18956603 - 10/09/13 09:21 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Chowder963 said: Dude.. So you cum in a vagina so you can cum I your sheets?
I suppose if I have to spit why use a trash can, mine as well as just not get up and spit on the space next to me.
So far you've used the two excuses: I have a big bed, and it goes in a vagina. Those are your reasons for cumming on your bed.
Yup. And your reasons for not doing it are what, its yucky? It makes white dabs on your sheets?
And to whomever said to keep a special cum rag around, I think that shit is messed up. A weird stinky hunk of cloth hanging around? I mean I wash my sheets like twice a month, how often is that rag washed
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