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InvisibleMystiqueMushroom

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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Everlong]
    #18954258 - 10/09/13 12:57 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Everlong said:
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Constantine said:
From yahoo answers

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It depends on how tightly a guy is circumcised. Some guys are circumcised so tightly (that is, there's little/no mobility in the shaft skin) that they pretty much have to use lube, otherwise it gets uncomfortable or painful. However, some guys are circumcised pretty loosely, so they can stroke the loose skin up and down their penis almost as if they had a really really short foreskin.

So yes, it does hurt some guys to masturbate without lube if they're circumcised really tightly. In some cases a guy may be circumcised so tightly that erection itself is a bit uncomfortable/painful, because there might not be enough skin left over to "cover" the erection.




Glad I'm not circumcised.




Glad mine got done right, feel just a tad bit bad about chowder.

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You've seen my dick? If not.. Do you wanna see it?



No, I haven't seen your dick but from what you've explained it's clear that they cut too much off. I don't need to see it.




Lube? What's that?


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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #18954269 - 10/09/13 12:59 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

In all honestly, in defense to everlong, I have heard of guys jacking it without lube. How? Idunno


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InvisibleMystiqueMushroom

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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #18954312 - 10/09/13 01:11 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Some people need lube and some don't :shrug:


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InvisibleEverlong
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #18954362 - 10/09/13 01:20 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Bill_Oreilly said:
In all honestly, in defense to everlong, I have heard of guys jacking it without lube. How? Idunno



I doubt the majority of circumcised men need or use lubrication to masturbate. I think the percentage is in my favor.


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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Everlong]
    #18954371 - 10/09/13 01:22 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Everlong said:
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Bill_Oreilly said:
In all honestly, in defense to everlong, I have heard of guys jacking it without lube. How? Idunno



I doubt the majority of circumcised men need or use lubrication to masturbate. I think the percentage is in my favor.




certainly debatable


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Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Invisibleilus
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Everlong]
    #18954420 - 10/09/13 01:35 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Everlong said:
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Bill_Oreilly said:
In all honestly, in defense to everlong, I have heard of guys jacking it without lube. How? Idunno



I doubt the majority of circumcised men need or use lubrication to masturbate. I think the percentage is in my favor.




+1 for your team and a proper doctor lol.  :highfive:


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InvisibleMystiqueMushroom

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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Everlong]
    #18954433 - 10/09/13 01:38 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Everlong said:
Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
In all honestly, in defense to everlong, I have heard of guys jacking it without lube. How? Idunno



I doubt the majority of circumcised men need or use lubrication to masturbate. I think the percentage is in my favor.



I agree, if you NEED lube, something probably was botched.


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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #18954730 - 10/09/13 02:41 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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MystiqueMushroom said:
Quote:

Everlong said:
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Bill_Oreilly said:
In all honestly, in defense to everlong, I have heard of guys jacking it without lube. How? Idunno



I doubt the majority of circumcised men need or use lubrication to masturbate. I think the percentage is in my favor.



I agree, if you NEED lube, something probably was botched.




Yeah, like 80% of all sexual feeling :lolsy:


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Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #18954962 - 10/09/13 03:35 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I knew the Shroomery was a circle jerk but I never thought we'd make a 5+ page thread on how to properly rub one out.


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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: sonamdrukpa]
    #18954972 - 10/09/13 03:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Hey man, most of our girlfriends here double as our right hand, this is serious business

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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Soulidarity]
    #18955289 - 10/09/13 04:48 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Thank fuck doctors don't chop parts of your dick off for no reason here in Ireland.


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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: batmanonshrooms]
    #18955370 - 10/09/13 05:02 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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batmanonshrooms said:
Thank fuck doctors don't chop parts of your dick off for no reason here in Ireland.



The US is one of the few countries in the world where circumcision is considered normal.


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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: pwnasaurus]
    #18955378 - 10/09/13 05:04 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

So wait... i'm NOT supposed to be using spit to spank it?

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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Legend]
    #18956128 - 10/09/13 07:45 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I can understand everlong thinking its semi normal and not completely crazy, but do to think he's in the majority.. He's saying over 50% circumsized guys don't use lube.. That's definitly wrong.


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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Chowder963]
    #18956231 - 10/09/13 08:05 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Chowder963 said:
I can understand everlong thinking its semi normal and not completely crazy, but do to think he's in the majority.. He's saying over 50% circumsized guys don't use lube.. That's definitly wrong.



How do you know?


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InvisibleMystiqueMushroom

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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Chowder963]
    #18956335 - 10/09/13 08:29 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Chowder963 said:
I can understand everlong thinking its semi normal and not completely crazy, but do to think he's in the majority.. He's saying over 50% circumsized guys don't use lube.. That's definitly wrong.



I agree with Everlong


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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Everlong]
    #18956337 - 10/09/13 08:29 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I was not aware that some circumcised guys can't jerk it without lube. Thats fucking awful. Ive never gotten up close and personal with an uncircumcised dick so its not like I have anything to compare mine to :lol: but I always assumed all circumcisions looked like mine :shrug: Who knew?

Also, as far as the original topic, jizz is just a bodily fluid yo. You sweat in your bed, you drool (maybe) in your sheets. Just don't jizz all in one big ass pile and you are fine. Gotta wash your sheets more often but fuck, thats just a good reason for better bed hygiene :thumbup:

Do you wash your sheets every time you fuck and get pussy juice everywhere? I don't see the difference


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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: bloodsheen]
    #18956344 - 10/09/13 08:31 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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bloodsheen said:
I was not aware that some circumcised guys can't jerk it without lube. Thats fucking awful. Ive never gotten up close and personal with an uncircumcised dick so its not like I have anything to compare mine to :lol: but I always assumed all circumcisions looked like mine :shrug: Who knew?

Also, as far as the original topic, jizz is just a bodily fluid yo. You sweat in your bed, you drool (maybe) in your sheets. Just don't jizz all in one big ass pile and you are fine. Gotta wash your sheets more often but fuck, thats just a good reason for better bed hygiene :thumbup:

Do you wash your sheets every time you fuck and get pussy juice everywhere? I don't see the difference




:lolwut:

your joking right?


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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #18956349 - 10/09/13 08:33 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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MystiqueMushroom said:
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bloodsheen said:
I was not aware that some circumcised guys can't jerk it without lube. Thats fucking awful. Ive never gotten up close and personal with an uncircumcised dick so its not like I have anything to compare mine to :lol: but I always assumed all circumcisions looked like mine :shrug: Who knew?

Also, as far as the original topic, jizz is just a bodily fluid yo. You sweat in your bed, you drool (maybe) in your sheets. Just don't jizz all in one big ass pile and you are fine. Gotta wash your sheets more often but fuck, thats just a good reason for better bed hygiene :thumbup:

Do you wash your sheets every time you fuck and get pussy juice everywhere? I don't see the difference




:lolwut:

your joking right?



Nope, this is something I was always weird about that practically nobody agrees with me about. I also sleep naked. Who the fuck needs pants and shit gettin all twisted up and squeezing their balls? That shits retarded


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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: bloodsheen]
    #18956365 - 10/09/13 08:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Jizz is a bit different then sweat and drool dude... cmon...


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