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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Chowder963]
#18953474 - 10/09/13 09:44 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Chowder963 said: There are times when you're not circumsized..? I don't understand.
I made a joke based off the way you structured your sentence. That flew right over your hair.
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Chowder963 said: Lol.. So you jack off with no lube while you're circumsized..? I mean I know its possible but that's what you do..?
Yes. WTF do you mean "I know its possible"?
You only masturbate with lubrication?
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Everlong]
#18953552 - 10/09/13 10:12 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Idk I haven't slept in 2 days coming down off vyvanse.
You don't know what I mean by me saying "I know its possible"? It means I know its possible, I just can't imagine being that desperate to jack off unless I had lube, I'd spit in my hand and use pure spit before I'd think to wack one off dry..
Yes I only masterbate with some form of lube, you think that's strange..? Did you not eat your breakfast this morning?
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Chowder963]
#18953571 - 10/09/13 10:18 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Rubbing the tip with tissue or tp is like nails on a chalk board.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Yage]
#18953588 - 10/09/13 10:21 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Yeah there's something wrong if you're circumsized and don't understand why anyone would think its weird you jack off dry.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Chowder963]
#18953591 - 10/09/13 10:21 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Chowder963 said: You don't know what I mean by me saying "I know its possible"? It means I know its possible, I just can't imagine being that desperate to jack off unless I had lube, I'd spit in my hand and use pure spit before I'd think to wack one off dry..
That's gross. Lubrication only makes things more of a mess than it needs to be.
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Yes I only masterbate with some form of lube, you think that's strange..? Did you not eat your breakfast this morning?
I do think that's strange, because I don't need supplies to beat one out. The thought that someone purposely goes out of their way to find lubrication just to beat one out makes me feel weird. I don't know.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Everlong]
#18953598 - 10/09/13 10:23 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Perhaps it's more of a problem for others depending on how the procedure was done, just guessing.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Yage]
#18953603 - 10/09/13 10:25 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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'Murica is so damn wierd, who the hell cums in their socks? Also, do you have the sock on the penis the whole time or just at the end?
Go get some kitchen paper and just fold it in there after your done.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Everlong]
#18953635 - 10/09/13 10:32 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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If you don't have lube then just don't do it? I find it strange someone would not just wait until they had some form of lube, how much do you wack it man? How do you find yourself in the situation with no form of lube but have the time to masterbate? Do you masterbate on the go lol?
Even if that's what you decide, I'd expect you to at least be knowledgeable on why its just more normal to use lube when circumsized.. I mean c'mon, and even if I had no lube, and I was horny enough, I'd at least use some spit, maybe wound myself and use the blood.
I've never been desperate enough to jack off dry, even when I was a horny teenager.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Moonshoe]
#18953651 - 10/09/13 10:37 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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In relation to OP, I only do this to other people's beds. Like if I pull out and splooge in some chicks sheets, I'm like yep no worries just whipe it in, it's still good. 5 second rule still applies bros
I wouldn't splooge in my own sheets though because I have to sleep on those everyday and that's not kosher
Worst case scenario I just blow a load upwards onto my belly, and then awkwardly get out of bed and walk to the toilet to have a shower/clean myself up.
The smart idea is to just keep a pack of tissues or roll of toilet paper next to your bed and just blow into that or use them to clean the aftermath.
Also, I sadly learned the hard way that you should flush cumrags down the toilet and not leave them in any of those small paper bins in your room/house. Cos once enough used cumrags assemble in the one bin/area, it makes the whole room have that shitty chlorinated cum smell which is bad juju
TMI right? FML
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: EmL]
#18953666 - 10/09/13 10:41 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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EmL said: 'Murica is so damn wierd, who the hell cums in their socks? Also, do you have the sock on the penis the whole time or just at the end?
Go get some kitchen paper and just fold it in there after your done. 
Yeah I don't get that either, sounds like something people come up with in gradeschool. If you're going to use something washable, why not a damn towel?
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: psi]
#18953672 - 10/09/13 10:42 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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This is a ridiculous thread
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: KingKnowledge] 1
#18953719 - 10/09/13 10:55 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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That's how things are done around here. Non-ridiculous threads are far less likely to capture anyone's attention.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Chowder963] 3
#18953739 - 10/09/13 11:00 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Chowder963 said: If you don't have lube then just don't do it? I find it strange someone would not just wait until they had some form of lube, how much do you wack it man? How do you find yourself in the situation with no form of lube but have the time to masterbate? Do you masterbate on the go lol?
Even if that's what you decide, I'd expect you to at least be knowledgeable on why its just more normal to use lube when circumsized.. I mean c'mon, and even if I had no lube, and I was horny enough, I'd at least use some spit, maybe wound myself and use the blood.
I've never been desperate enough to jack off dry, even when I was a horny teenager.
I think they botched your circumcision bro
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Everlong] 3
#18953772 - 10/09/13 11:11 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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From yahoo answers
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It depends on how tightly a guy is circumcised. Some guys are circumcised so tightly (that is, there's little/no mobility in the shaft skin) that they pretty much have to use lube, otherwise it gets uncomfortable or painful. However, some guys are circumcised pretty loosely, so they can stroke the loose skin up and down their penis almost as if they had a really really short foreskin.
So yes, it does hurt some guys to masturbate without lube if they're circumcised really tightly. In some cases a guy may be circumcised so tightly that erection itself is a bit uncomfortable/painful, because there might not be enough skin left over to "cover" the erection.
Glad I'm not circumcised.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Everlong]
#18953812 - 10/09/13 11:19 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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You've seen my dick? If not.. Do you wanna see it?
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Chowder963]
#18953840 - 10/09/13 11:24 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Constantine said: From yahoo answers
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It depends on how tightly a guy is circumcised. Some guys are circumcised so tightly (that is, there's little/no mobility in the shaft skin) that they pretty much have to use lube, otherwise it gets uncomfortable or painful. However, some guys are circumcised pretty loosely, so they can stroke the loose skin up and down their penis almost as if they had a really really short foreskin.
So yes, it does hurt some guys to masturbate without lube if they're circumcised really tightly. In some cases a guy may be circumcised so tightly that erection itself is a bit uncomfortable/painful, because there might not be enough skin left over to "cover" the erection.
Glad I'm not circumcised.
Glad mine got done right, feel just a tad bit bad about chowder.
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Chowder963 said: You've seen my dick? If not.. Do you wanna see it?
No, I haven't seen your dick but from what you've explained it's clear that they cut too much off. I don't need to see it.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Everlong]
#18953887 - 10/09/13 11:32 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I don't know why people would judge each other on something they didn't have a choice on. I am circumsized and usually jack off with spit into the toilet then wipe up with toilet paper or paper towels then flush. Just my ritual. I do think it's nasty to jack off into socks or onto towels.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Everlong]
#18953893 - 10/09/13 11:33 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Idk I'm super happy I'm circumsized, I've heard a good amount of women say they hated sucking uncircumsized dick and only did it if the guy was circumsized. Obviously not all are going to be like that but still, from what I've heard women say about it and what I've heard uncircumsized men say about it, it seems its better to be circumsized.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Chowder963]
#18953979 - 10/09/13 11:51 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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The foreskin contains about 20,000 nerve endings, so it's definitely not " better ". Yes it is cleaner, but you do lose a lot of sensitivity (aka better sex). If you want to lose two thirds of the nerve endings in your penis because some women prefers the way it looks that way, that's up to you.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Constantine]
#18954220 - 10/09/13 12:49 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Constantine said: From yahoo answers
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It depends on how tightly a guy is circumcised. Some guys are circumcised so tightly (that is, there's little/no mobility in the shaft skin) that they pretty much have to use lube, otherwise it gets uncomfortable or painful. However, some guys are circumcised pretty loosely, so they can stroke the loose skin up and down their penis almost as if they had a really really short foreskin.
So yes, it does hurt some guys to masturbate without lube if they're circumcised really tightly. In some cases a guy may be circumcised so tightly that erection itself is a bit uncomfortable/painful, because there might not be enough skin left over to "cover" the erection.
Glad I'm not circumcised.
Wow I am super glad I'm not circumcised.
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