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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Patlal]
#18952878 - 10/09/13 05:21 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Patlal said: Who the hell spits in their hands to jerk off???
Exactly.
I, for one, can not produce enough saliva(while aroused) to keep macaque lubricated.
Luckily they hand out free lubricant packs(and condoms) at the needle exchange point, and you don't even need to use IV drugs haven't visited there in a while...
I do take the needles/syringes though, and give them out to friends who need them..
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: pslyke]
#18952982 - 10/09/13 06:28 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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pslyke said: Ever hear of lotion and tissues?
I like going in dry, it can get a little more rough that way
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: The Doobie Dude]
#18953069 - 10/09/13 07:09 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Lol I remember a long long time ago me and some friends were talking about jacking off, and 2 people out of the 5 were like, "wait you guys use lotion??" (We were just getting into it)
Turned out it was because they were uncircumsized and they can pull that off I guess. Times would've been alot more hassle free and easy going during puberty if I was uncircumsized lol.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Chowder963]
#18953073 - 10/09/13 07:10 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I suspect that's kind of the point, to discourage "immoral" acts.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: psi]
#18953090 - 10/09/13 07:17 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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The point is to have to keep less maintenance and to decrease chance of RECIEVING and spreading disease and just over all cleanliness of the organ so it becomes infected less.
Can you imagine if they mutilated your body just so you would jack off less lol..
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Chowder963]
#18953100 - 10/09/13 07:20 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Its origins are definitely religious, the other justifications came later.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: psi]
#18953128 - 10/09/13 07:31 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Am i the only one who uses condoms? it's obviously a little more expensive, but it's just so damn convenient. When i've got none, i make a little cup out of toilet paper, works like a charm.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: psi]
#18953149 - 10/09/13 07:44 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'm only talking about in today's age where its considered standard, but yeah I'm aware it started out as a religious thing.
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psi
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Chowder963]
#18953217 - 10/09/13 08:20 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Yeah I meant more that a big part of its original purpose was probably to make masturbation more inconvenient, and that that consequence apparently still happens regardless of people's professed reasons for having it done.
Regarding how standard non-religious circumcision is:
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The World Health Organization (WHO) has estimated that globally 30% of males aged 15 and over are circumcised, with almost 70% of these being Muslim.
I'll shut up about this now though.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: psi] 1
#18953315 - 10/09/13 08:50 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I feel sorry for all you circumcised guys... This lubricant shit is nonsense .
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Konichiwaffle]
#18953317 - 10/09/13 08:51 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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tried bread, thats how i got yeast infection >.< dont ever use bread.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Cepheus]
#18953324 - 10/09/13 08:53 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Girls prefer circumsized, especially when it comes to oral, one of my good friends even have his parents shit about it. Seriously sometimes he'd bring it up out of no where and say "WHY DIDNT YOUGUYS HAVE ME CIRCUMSIZED WEN I WAS A BABY".
Ive also heard some pretty gross things about the uncircumsized penis.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Chowder963]
#18953344 - 10/09/13 09:00 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Chowder963 said: Lol I remember a long long time ago me and some friends were talking about jacking off, and 2 people out of the 5 were like, "wait you guys use lotion??" (We were just getting into it)
Turned out it was because they were uncircumsized and they can pull that off I guess. Times would've been alot more hassle free and easy going during puberty if I was uncircumsized lol.
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Cepheus said: I feel sorry for all you circumcised guys... This lubricant shit is nonsense .
You don't need to use any sort of lubricant if you are circumcised, I'm not even sure wtf chowder is talking about.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Cepheus]
#18953368 - 10/09/13 09:10 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Cepheus said: I feel sorry for all you circumcised guys... This lubricant shit is nonsense .
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I feel bad for circumcised guys in general.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#18953385 - 10/09/13 09:17 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Bill_Oreilly said:
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Cepheus said: I feel sorry for all you circumcised guys... This lubricant shit is nonsense .
QFT
I feel bad for circumcised guys in general.
Same. Having to use lube to jerk it sounds like a huge PITA. The foreskin also adds lubricant during sex because it slides up and down as opposed to just rubbing.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: pwnasaurus]
#18953395 - 10/09/13 09:21 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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pwnasaurus said:
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Bill_Oreilly said:
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Cepheus said: I feel sorry for all you circumcised guys... This lubricant shit is nonsense .
QFT
I feel bad for circumcised guys in general.
Same. Having to use lube to jerk it sounds like a huge PITA. The foreskin also adds lubricant during sex because it slides up and down as opposed to just rubbing.
I just stated circumcised men don't need to use lubrication. I'm not sure why people believe they do. I'm circumcised and lubrication is not necessary, whoever has that problem must not be doing it right.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Everlong]
#18953400 - 10/09/13 09:23 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Lol.. So you jack off with no lube while you're circumsized..? I mean I know its possible but that's what you do..?
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Chowder963]
#18953408 - 10/09/13 09:25 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Chowder963 said: Lol.. So you jack off with no lube while you're circumsized..? I mean I know its possible but that's what you do..?
Yes, but only while I'm circumcised.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Everlong]
#18953441 - 10/09/13 09:37 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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There are times when you're not circumsized..? I don't understand.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Chowder963]
#18953467 - 10/09/13 09:42 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I think he's making a joke about how you used the word "while." Usually it would be used to describe a temporary situation and not a permanent one.
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