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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Salomon]
    #18951642 - 10/08/13 08:36 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

toilet paper is the best


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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Salomon]
    #18951652 - 10/08/13 08:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

why not just stick your dick in your own ass and cum inside yourself


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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: sonamdrukpa]
    #18951663 - 10/08/13 08:39 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)






That's actually the problem.  Kind of hard to hide a habit when your trash can is full of kleenex.  Toilet paper flushes without clogging the toilet but it tears easily and requires some finagling to get to work properly.  A sock in the hamper is absolutely normal though!




Plus, socks don't leave pieces of tissue stuck to your tip when you're done with your sweet stroke.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: mr sniffles] * 1
    #18951666 - 10/08/13 08:40 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

toilet paper is terrible. Always breaks apart. Paper towels or socks ftw
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Invisiblemr sniffles
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: xpl0de] * 1
    #18951683 - 10/08/13 08:42 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

my toilet paper method has 85% success rate. you just have to engineer a cum sock and throw it into the toilet when youre done. i dont know how many of you do that lol.


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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: xpl0de] * 1
    #18951687 - 10/08/13 08:43 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Who the hell spits in their hands to jerk off???


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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Patlal] * 3
    #18951697 - 10/08/13 08:45 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Patlal said:
Who the hell spits in their hands to jerk off???




Savages.


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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: sonamdrukpa]
    #18951741 - 10/08/13 08:53 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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sonamdrukpa said:
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JacksonMetaller said:
I've never understood cum socks and cum towels. I like tissues where all evidence can be destroyed.




That's actually the problem.  Kind of hard to hide a habit when your trash can is full of kleenex.  Toilet paper flushes without clogging the toilet but it tears easily and requires some finagling to get to work properly.  A sock in the hamper is absolutely normal though!




Double fold it my man. Drop, then wipe the rest, fold again and flush  :cookiemonster:  :themoreyouknow:


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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: RockyRaccoon] * 2
    #18951743 - 10/08/13 08:53 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Jesus. Another night of shroomery comedic gold!

Socks FTW. Im not ok with an 85% success rate and bits of paper stuck to the tip.


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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Not Responding] * 1
    #18951759 - 10/08/13 08:57 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Not Responding said:
this isnt the 90s. nobody "jacks off" anymore...



Sorry, but I will never call it fapping. WTF is that. It doesn't sound American.


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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Big_Dave]
    #18951774 - 10/08/13 09:00 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Big_Dave said:
Jesus. Another night of shroomery comedic gold!

Socks FTW. Im not ok with an 85% success rate and bits of paper stuck to the tip.




The success rate has been 100%  :borat:  I have a bigger problem with paper on my butt. Just don't make a weiner juice sandwhich between you and the tp and you'll be fine. A quick wipe is all that's necessary. Saves you socks and the smell of week old cum


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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Moonshoe]
    #18951775 - 10/08/13 09:00 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Yes, mom.


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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: mr sniffles]
    #18951881 - 10/08/13 09:23 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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mr sniffles said:
my toilet paper method has 85% success rate. you just have to engineer a cum sock and throw it into the toilet when youre done. i dont know how many of you do that lol.



I love that we just talk about this

It sucks when you cum an unusually large amount and destroy your tissue contraption though :lol:


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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Psilosopherr] * 2
    #18951926 - 10/08/13 09:34 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Wack it outside, don't need tissues or socks

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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #18951935 - 10/08/13 09:36 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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MystiqueMushroom said:
Wack it outside, don't need tissues or socks

:cookiemonster:




Save a tree, cum on the lawn!


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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: sonamdrukpa]
    #18952166 - 10/08/13 10:31 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)


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JacksonMetaller said:
A sock in the hamper is absolutely normal though!




You put cum filled socks with your other laundry? That's fucking nasty  :cannotunsee:


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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: sonamdrukpa]
    #18952195 - 10/08/13 10:41 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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sonamdrukpa said:
Quote:

JacksonMetaller said:
I've never understood cum socks and cum towels. I like tissues where all evidence can be destroyed.




That's actually the problem.  Kind of hard to hide a habit when your trash can is full of kleenex.  Toilet paper flushes without clogging the toilet but it tears easily and requires some finagling to get to work properly.  A sock in the hamper is absolutely normal though!





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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: koods]
    #18952253 - 10/08/13 10:56 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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koods said:
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Not Responding said:
this isnt the 90s. nobody "jacks off" anymore...



Sorry, but I will never call it fapping. WTF is that. It doesn't sound American.



one word--six syllables

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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #18952263 - 10/08/13 10:59 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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rbalzer said:
i used to just cum in my underwear when i was like 13...

pretyyyy nasty



Weirdly enough, me too. Not sure why I thought this was acceptable. :shrug:

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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: GOATOAD]
    #18952865 - 10/09/13 05:10 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Take it from a guy who shakes that meat at least 7 times a day.  The best thing to do for this situation is to invest in a wank cloth.  A cloth specified only for one thing, and one thing only.  You can have fun with it, and get your favorite color.  I would suggest grey or white though, for obvious reasons.  Just incase a girl gets lost or goes crazy and ends up in your room only to discover your wank cloth full of wank.

Another idea that I heard from Michael Showalter is to use a piece of bread.  Like he said, it doesn't make sense, but it just seems like it fits.


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