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mr sniffles
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Salomon]
#18951642 - 10/08/13 08:36 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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toilet paper is the best
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mudbutt


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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Salomon]
#18951652 - 10/08/13 08:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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why not just stick your dick in your own ass and cum inside yourself
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GOATOAD
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: sonamdrukpa]
#18951663 - 10/08/13 08:39 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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That's actually the problem. Kind of hard to hide a habit when your trash can is full of kleenex. Toilet paper flushes without clogging the toilet but it tears easily and requires some finagling to get to work properly. A sock in the hamper is absolutely normal though!
Plus, socks don't leave pieces of tissue stuck to your tip when you're done with your sweet stroke.
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xpl0de
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: mr sniffles] 1
#18951666 - 10/08/13 08:40 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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toilet paper is terrible. Always breaks apart. Paper towels or socks ftw
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mr sniffles
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: xpl0de] 1
#18951683 - 10/08/13 08:42 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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my toilet paper method has 85% success rate. you just have to engineer a cum sock and throw it into the toilet when youre done. i dont know how many of you do that lol.
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Patlal
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: xpl0de] 1
#18951687 - 10/08/13 08:43 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Who the hell spits in their hands to jerk off???
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Patlal] 3
#18951697 - 10/08/13 08:45 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Patlal said: Who the hell spits in their hands to jerk off???
Savages.
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JacksonMetaller
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: sonamdrukpa]
#18951741 - 10/08/13 08:53 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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sonamdrukpa said:
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JacksonMetaller said: I've never understood cum socks and cum towels. I like tissues where all evidence can be destroyed.
That's actually the problem. Kind of hard to hide a habit when your trash can is full of kleenex. Toilet paper flushes without clogging the toilet but it tears easily and requires some finagling to get to work properly. A sock in the hamper is absolutely normal though!
Double fold it my man. Drop, then wipe the rest, fold again and flush
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: RockyRaccoon] 2
#18951743 - 10/08/13 08:53 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Jesus. Another night of shroomery comedic gold!
Socks FTW. Im not ok with an 85% success rate and bits of paper stuck to the tip.
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koods
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Not Responding] 1
#18951759 - 10/08/13 08:57 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Not Responding said: this isnt the 90s. nobody "jacks off" anymore...
Sorry, but I will never call it fapping. WTF is that. It doesn't sound American.
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JacksonMetaller
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Big_Dave]
#18951774 - 10/08/13 09:00 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Big_Dave said: Jesus. Another night of shroomery comedic gold!
Socks FTW. Im not ok with an 85% success rate and bits of paper stuck to the tip.
The success rate has been 100% I have a bigger problem with paper on my butt. Just don't make a weiner juice sandwhich between you and the tp and you'll be fine. A quick wipe is all that's necessary. Saves you socks and the smell of week old cum
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Konichiwaffle
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Moonshoe]
#18951775 - 10/08/13 09:00 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Yes, mom.
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Psilosopherr
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: mr sniffles]
#18951881 - 10/08/13 09:23 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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mr sniffles said: my toilet paper method has 85% success rate. you just have to engineer a cum sock and throw it into the toilet when youre done. i dont know how many of you do that lol.
I love that we just talk about this
It sucks when you cum an unusually large amount and destroy your tissue contraption though
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Psilosopherr] 2
#18951926 - 10/08/13 09:34 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Wack it outside, don't need tissues or socks
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
#18951935 - 10/08/13 09:36 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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MystiqueMushroom said: Wack it outside, don't need tissues or socks

Save a tree, cum on the lawn!
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Can-i-bus
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: sonamdrukpa]
#18952166 - 10/08/13 10:31 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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JacksonMetaller said: A sock in the hamper is absolutely normal though!
You put cum filled socks with your other laundry? That's fucking nasty
Edited by Can-i-bus (10/08/13 10:32 PM)
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: sonamdrukpa]
#18952195 - 10/08/13 10:41 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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sonamdrukpa said:
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JacksonMetaller said: I've never understood cum socks and cum towels. I like tissues where all evidence can be destroyed.
That's actually the problem. Kind of hard to hide a habit when your trash can is full of kleenex. Toilet paper flushes without clogging the toilet but it tears easily and requires some finagling to get to work properly. A sock in the hamper is absolutely normal though!

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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: koods]
#18952253 - 10/08/13 10:56 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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koods said:
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Not Responding said: this isnt the 90s. nobody "jacks off" anymore...
Sorry, but I will never call it fapping. WTF is that. It doesn't sound American.
one word--six syllables
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Psilosopherr]
#18952263 - 10/08/13 10:59 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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rbalzer said: i used to just cum in my underwear when i was like 13...
pretyyyy nasty
Weirdly enough, me too. Not sure why I thought this was acceptable. 
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Konichiwaffle
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: GOATOAD]
#18952865 - 10/09/13 05:10 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Take it from a guy who shakes that meat at least 7 times a day. The best thing to do for this situation is to invest in a wank cloth. A cloth specified only for one thing, and one thing only. You can have fun with it, and get your favorite color. I would suggest grey or white though, for obvious reasons. Just incase a girl gets lost or goes crazy and ends up in your room only to discover your wank cloth full of wank.
Another idea that I heard from Michael Showalter is to use a piece of bread. Like he said, it doesn't make sense, but it just seems like it fits.
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