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Moonshoe
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Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this
#18951226 - 10/08/13 07:13 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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You guys when you are lying in bed at night and you spit in your hand and jack off you need to get out of bed and wash the spit off your hand and dick, don't just wipe your cum on the sheets and fall asleep .
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Sheekle
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Moonshoe] 5
#18951237 - 10/08/13 07:16 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Moonshoe]
#18951239 - 10/08/13 07:16 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Why not?
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Moonshoe]
#18951248 - 10/08/13 07:18 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Jeez talk about being lazy.
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pslyke
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Moonshoe] 10
#18951259 - 10/08/13 07:19 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Spit in your hand and cum on your sheets?? WTF, you sound like a heathen. Why not just drop a deuce in bed while you're at it. Ever hear of lotion and tissues?
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: pslyke] 1
#18951268 - 10/08/13 07:20 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Not Responding
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Moonshoe]
#18951279 - 10/08/13 07:23 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Moonshoe said: You guys when you are lying in bed at night and you spit in your hand and jack off you need to get out of bed and wash the spit off your hand and dick, don't just wipe your cum on the sheets and fall asleep .
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
#18951280 - 10/08/13 07:23 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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i used to just cum in my underwear when i was like 13...
pretyyyy nasty
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Mush4Brains
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: pslyke] 8
#18951283 - 10/08/13 07:24 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Lotion? Tissues?
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pwnasaurus
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Mush4Brains] 1
#18951307 - 10/08/13 07:28 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Or you could just not use lotion and have tissues at your bedside. Do you use lotion every time you jack off?
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: pwnasaurus]
#18951313 - 10/08/13 07:30 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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this isnt the 90s. nobody "jacks off" anymore...
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GOATOAD
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: MystiqueMushroom] 1
#18951315 - 10/08/13 07:30 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Dude.. that's what socks are for!!
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: GOATOAD]
#18951332 - 10/08/13 07:33 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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i always just banged myself in the shower. can even set up the phone to watch a bit of video.
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Sheekle
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Not Responding]
#18951393 - 10/08/13 07:48 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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"banged myself" lmao
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: pslyke]
#18951418 - 10/08/13 07:52 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
pslyke said: Spit in your hand and cum on your sheets?? WTF, you sound like a heathen. Why not just drop a deuce in bed while you're at it. Ever hear of lotion and tissues?
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pwnasaurus
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: Not Responding]
#18951509 - 10/08/13 08:08 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Not Responding said: this isnt the 90s. nobody "jacks off" anymore...
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JacksonMetaller
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: GOATOAD] 1
#18951535 - 10/08/13 08:13 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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GOATOAD said:
Dude.. that's what socks are for!!

I've never understood cum socks and cum towels. I like tissues where all evidence can be destroyed.
Anyways, i haven't used the spit method since i realized it makes your hands smell like absolute balls.
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: JacksonMetaller]
#18951566 - 10/08/13 08:19 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Exactly. Plus who wants to waste a perfectly good sock? Not this guy.
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sonamdrukpa
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: JacksonMetaller] 2
#18951605 - 10/08/13 08:27 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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JacksonMetaller said: I've never understood cum socks and cum towels. I like tissues where all evidence can be destroyed.
That's actually the problem. Kind of hard to hide a habit when your trash can is full of kleenex. Toilet paper flushes without clogging the toilet but it tears easily and requires some finagling to get to work properly. A sock in the hamper is absolutely normal though!
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Re: Fuck I wish I didn't have to be the one to say this [Re: RockyRaccoon] 6
#18951635 - 10/08/13 08:34 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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atleast socks don't demand child support
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