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Anonymous #1

Think I am too freaky for the wife
    #18940781 - 10/06/13 03:18 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I think I am to sexually freaky for my wife.  I want to try and do so much but afraid to bring certain things up to her.  I love using toys, but have fantasized about sharing and watching her and I think she would be totally against it. What can I do to make my wife want to do more?


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Anonymous #2

Re: Think I am too freaky for the wife [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #18940792 - 10/06/13 03:21 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Stop being a slut


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Anonymous #1

Re: Think I am too freaky for the wife [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #18940824 - 10/06/13 03:26 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

then what would the fun be?


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Anonymous #2

Re: Think I am too freaky for the wife [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #18940833 - 10/06/13 03:28 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

You sound bored with your life, stop focusing your energy on sex


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Anonymous #3

Re: Think I am too freaky for the wife [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #18941083 - 10/06/13 04:13 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Dude that sucks, freakiness is one of the top 3 things I look for when evaluating a partner, I couldn't marry a vanilla woman. Here's my advice:

Does she watch porn with you? If so then:

Put on something hardcore like you want her to do and talk dirty while watching it. Tell her about how you wish you were watching her getting gangbanged and bukkaked, fucked by another female, or a black guy, or whatever. If you're smooth you make it come off as, "baby you're the hottest woman in the world to me so ofc I imagine you when I'm watching pornstars getting fucked, you're way sexier than them!" This will boost her self esteem, let her know that you can see her in this light and still be attracted to her (or even more so), and if she's self aware she will enjoy knowing that you trust her enough to open up to her like that. Gauge her reaction and decide where to go from there. If you can make her feel safe, comfortable and sexy about the idea she'll do it.

Ime most women are kinkier than men anyway and are used to that being the case when they're with a guy, so they often repress it for social value and wait for him to invite it in. She might immediately be down for what you suggest and thrilled that you want her to do it. Or she might need a while to digest it, but once the thought is there all it takes is time before some random day to day event makes her think about it again, and this time suddenly it's hot to her.

If she gets pissed you just act like it was dirty talk, which is the perfect segue to the "baby we need to spice shit up" talk. Walk her into it with baby steps, you want to subconsciously convey that it's ok to act slutty as long as it's for the betterment of the relationship. Don't go right for, "yes I really really want to watch you with other people or become swingers," ease it in by saying "I don't know if this is even what I really want, I just think we should experiment a bit with it."

If she doesn't watch porn with you often:

A) Get her to. Start out with HD vanilla porn or POV and once she gets used to it go for something harder.

B) Find a handful of porn images that sum up what you want to do with her and put them in an easy to find file on a shared computer that she's destined to see. She will either see it, get the clue, and surprise you with some random fulfillment of your fantasies, or she'll bring it up in argument/conversation sometime and at least open up some dialog on it.

Regardless of what you do just know that it is dishonest and unhealthy to hide this side of you from her, so definitely don't do that. Your ultimate goal should only be to get her talking about her sexual fantasies, as well as yours. That's how you find middle ground and make it hot for her too.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Think I am too freaky for the wife [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #18941101 - 10/06/13 04:16 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

good advice


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Anonymous #4

Re: Think I am too freaky for the wife [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #18941471 - 10/06/13 05:53 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

how long did you guys date before getting married?


this is the kinda shit you figure out on the 3rd date


i just licked my new ladyfriend's asshole the first time this morning :fonda:


next comes the animal sounds and bondage :derfase:


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Anonymous #5

Re: Think I am too freaky for the wife [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #18941663 - 10/06/13 06:30 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Why did you even marry such a prude?  You're doomed, file for divorce ASAP.


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Anonymous #6

Re: Think I am too freaky for the wife [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #18941673 - 10/06/13 06:31 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

just slowly and steadily introduce it in your sex life


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Anonymous #7

Re: Think I am too freaky for the wife [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #18942003 - 10/06/13 07:36 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Buy her a vibrator for Valentines day or something.

Start there.

I couldn't imagine life without my vibrator.


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Anonymous #8

Re: Think I am too freaky for the wife [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #18944704 - 10/07/13 12:44 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #7 said:
Buy her a vibrator for Valentines day or something.

Start there.

I couldn't imagine life without my vibrator.




But he is the vibrator...


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Anonymous #2

Re: Think I am too freaky for the wife [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #18944708 - 10/07/13 12:45 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Good vibes


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Anonymous #1

Re: Think I am too freaky for the wife [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #18945780 - 10/07/13 05:06 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #4 said:
how long did you guys date before getting married?


this is the kinda shit you figure out on the 3rd date


i just licked my new ladyfriend's asshole the first time this morning :fonda:


next comes the animal sounds and bondage :derfase:




We dated for about 9 years before we got married.  I guess I get freakier with age


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Anonymous #1

Re: Think I am too freaky for the wife [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #18945784 - 10/07/13 05:07 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #7 said:
Buy her a vibrator for Valentines day or something.

Start there.

I couldn't imagine life without my vibrator.




We have a little collection of toys which I really enjoy using on her


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Anonymous #9

Re: Think I am too freaky for the wife [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #18946276 - 10/07/13 07:01 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
I think I am to sexually freaky for my wife.  I want to try and do so much but afraid to bring certain things up to her.  I love using toys, but have fantasized about sharing and watching her and I think she would be totally against it. What can I do to make my wife want to do more?





be honest with her.
She's suppose to be your partner...someone you are suppose to be able to confide in.

If you're afraid to express you true desires than you might want to man up and stop being a wimp.

Women, in my humble opinion need to be dominated.
Probably she would love you to act like a man and take control rather than be a wimp and cower at her heals like a chicken dog


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Anonymous #10

Re: Think I am too freaky for the wife [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #18948694 - 10/08/13 09:27 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:whathesaid:


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Anonymous #2

Re: Think I am too freaky for the wife [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #18949129 - 10/08/13 11:26 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

You guys have no fucking clue


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Anonymous #2

Re: Think I am too freaky for the wife [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #18949130 - 10/08/13 11:26 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

All a bunch of perverts as well, get well soon


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Anonymous #3

Re: Think I am too freaky for the wife [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #18949189 - 10/08/13 11:40 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #2 said:
All a bunch of perverts as well, get well soon




:blah:

Prude.


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Anonymous #4

Re: Think I am too freaky for the wife [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #18949534 - 10/08/13 01:04 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #2 said:
All a bunch of perverts as well, get well soon



you need to get your butthole licked clean by a stranger, bro.

you'll be singing a different tune


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