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Asante
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Cookie Clicker - a fun investment game involving cookies.
#18943261 - 10/07/13 02:59 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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And who doesnt like cookies?
Figure it out, strategize as you start baking your own cookies, then outsource it to grandma and in the end fill up the known universe with cookies.
The cookies are the chocolate chip kind, not the tracking kind and theres no commercial cost or gain in playing.
Cookie Clicker
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Re: Cookie Clicker - a fun investment game involving cookies. [Re: Asante]
#18943348 - 10/07/13 03:57 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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It was must fun until I got my first antimatter converter (I think they meant Dark Matter Converter by the way), when I got that I was like "OK, now I've got the best equipment, getting more of them would just be retarded.
And it was.
still I'm now 12 hours in the game and I got 85 mil a second.
I've been experimenting with several strategies, buying and selling different spreads.
Right now I'm at such velocity that I liquidated all assets except portals, time machines and Dark Matter Condensers.
I had a shitton of grannies but I laid them all off and got a few portals for them that outproduced them even factoring in the cost of more heavy equipment compared with the 4 x 2 = 8x speedup the grannies could be made to. Grannies just dont cut it and are no longer worth the towering investments needed to make them a bit more productive. Those are best kept for heavy equipment and overall % performance increases. Sending the grannies off for retirement will likely result in the store drpping grannies investment products in favor of those for asset classes I DO own, and which are boosted quite a lot more for just about the same sum.
I keep my portals, my Time Machines and Dark Matter Converters in a ratio relative to one another where I buy THAT asset that provides the cheaper increase in cookies/sec. If for instance you put a billion in portals AND a billion in Time Machines, you are long on portals and short on time machines, which is the wrong way around as time machines are higher yield in CPS.
you can buy what you fancy or you can strategize and try to get an edge that way, its something for everyone.
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Re: Cookie Clicker - a fun investment game involving cookies. [Re: Asante]
#18943605 - 10/07/13 06:33 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Haha, does this teach practical fundamentals of investing or anything? Or is it just a silly game?
ps- I just started playing GTA V and it's got a in-game stock market that is affected by the actions in the game
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Re: Cookie Clicker - a fun investment game involving cookies. [Re: John Nada]
#18943705 - 10/07/13 07:49 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Just a silly game, but if someone knows a free & easy investment simulator to practice skils on by all means lets see it!
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Re: Cookie Clicker - a fun investment game involving cookies. [Re: Asante]
#18946357 - 10/07/13 07:21 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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godamn this shits addicting thanks alot wiccan
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Re: Cookie Clicker - a fun investment game involving cookies. [Re: Gilgamesh18]
#18946390 - 10/07/13 07:30 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/18781812#18781812
was at 485,000,000/second when i finally got the willpower to close the window.
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Re: Cookie Clicker - a fun investment game involving cookies. [Re: memes]
#18946412 - 10/07/13 07:37 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I feel like a lab rat
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Re: Cookie Clicker - a fun investment game involving cookies. [Re: Gilgamesh18]
#18946711 - 10/07/13 08:32 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Got close to 80mil/sec and that was enough for me but it was fun while it lasted.
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Re: Cookie Clicker - a fun investment game involving cookies. [Re: Dety]
#18952339 - 10/08/13 11:18 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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thread in the pub has hundreds of replies xD
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Re: Cookie Clicker - a fun investment game involving cookies. [Re: g00ru]
#18953333 - 10/09/13 08:56 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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oops, i accidentally invoked the grandmapocalypse.
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Re: Cookie Clicker - a fun investment game involving cookies. [Re: iateshaggy]
#18968569 - 10/12/13 02:30 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'm at 6,17G/s uncheated.
Have faith young padawan, after the grandmapocalypse you will soar
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Re: Cookie Clicker - a fun investment game involving cookies. [Re: Asante]
#18968590 - 10/12/13 02:34 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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satan's game
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Re: Cookie Clicker - a fun investment game involving cookies. [Re: AWS]
#18969203 - 10/12/13 05:32 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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i'm 5.4B/s right now. i can end the grandmapocolype at any time, but it is worth it? seems the only real downside to it is the red cookies. it really sucks how far below the weighted average cost of capital every building from farms to alchemy labs perform. the only reason i haven't sold them off is because of the 50% withdrawal penalty.
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Re: Cookie Clicker - a fun investment game involving cookies. [Re: iateshaggy]
#18969332 - 10/12/13 06:12 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I don't know what a grandma apocalypse is. I didn't buy the one-mind thing because it gave a warning about the grandmas going crazy or something I don't remember.
The grandmas and cursors are pretty efficient when you buy the upgrades. The farms, mines and factories suck pretty bad.
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Re: Cookie Clicker - a fun investment game involving cookies. [Re: AWS]
#18969461 - 10/12/13 06:48 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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grandmapocolyps is when u buy one mind. there are later upgrades that turn it off and it is quite funny and im pretty sure it gives you a gain on cps so it is worth it.
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Re: Cookie Clicker - a fun investment game involving cookies. [Re: iateshaggy]
#18970471 - 10/12/13 11:30 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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god damnit. now i'm addicted. fuck this
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Re: Cookie Clicker - a fun investment game involving cookies. [Re: iateshaggy]
#18971162 - 10/13/13 05:42 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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7.19G
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Re: Cookie Clicker - a fun investment game involving cookies. [Re: Asante]
#18991857 - 10/17/13 04:55 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I need a faster computer dedicated to cookie harvesting, like a bitcoin mining box.
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Re: Cookie Clicker - a fun investment game involving cookies. [Re: AWS]
#19039599 - 10/27/13 07:47 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I played the crap out of this, leaving my browser open for days so I could make cookies while I slept!
Here's another one, based on Breaking Bad:
http://clickingbad.nullism.com/
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Re: Cookie Clicker - a fun investment game involving cookies. [Re: Asante]
#19080263 - 11/03/13 01:01 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Seems simple enough, you make enough cookies until you get two grandmas. Then the cookies make themselves, you save up until you can buy a farm, then a factory, then a mine, each thing you buy making the cookies faster and faster on their own
Don't I wish life was this simple, I went out and did something, and before you knew it, I saved up enough and hired enough people to own a $100,000,000 business and climbing 
yeah....................... right
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