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What's the chance i'm not going to jail?
    #18942440 - 10/06/13 09:31 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I'm guessing none but idk...

I was supposed to see my po september 20th but I skipped 'cause I was dirty as fuck and was gonna go to jail anyways.

They just switched my day and my agent, I use to go on Wednesdays now I go on Fridays.

So I called and left a message saying I forgot to come, which is plausible, he never called me back though, but I just got a letter saying to come in the 18th, and that he couldn't hear the number I told him to call me back on or something.

I've been on probation for 22 months and got two months left. During them 22 months I've violated like 8+ times, mainly for +THC urinalysis/ admitting to using marijuana.

My last po said if I fail one more time I'm going to jail, and I've been smoking weed so I'll be dirty for THC.

I have a few options..

1. Go in on the 18th and go to jail right then.

2. Go in on the 18th and tell my po that I can't function in society without using marijuana, I'll tell him that I have severe social anxiety and THC makes that disappear. Then I'll just see what happens.

3. Try drinking surejell to be clean, I'll have to test it out first though because last time I tried that I still failed, but I smoked the night before. But even if I am clean they still might lock me up for failure to report.

4. Just don't go yet, a lot of my friends, as well as myself, have October birthdays, plus Halloween is coming up, so there will be a lot of parties to go to this month. So I'm thinking about just having a good time this month and waiting 'til November to turn my self in.

I'm pretty sure I'm going to jail either way I go about it.

Do you think any of my plans will work? Or can you think of anything I could do to prevent going to jail?


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: TrentBoyett] * 1
    #18942446 - 10/06/13 09:33 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I'm no expert but in my opinion...

1. sounds maybe

2. sounds risky but better than nothing

3. sounds like the best bet

4. sounds like the worst possible thing to do


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: Synthe] * 4
    #18942489 - 10/06/13 09:47 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Or you could just stop fucking smoking weed. Depending on how long you have, I don't recommend going to jail in November in case you might be in the can during Christmas.. that shit would suck.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: Synthe]
    #18942491 - 10/06/13 09:48 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

12 days to get clean is more than enough time if you put a lot of effort towards doing so.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: Synthe] * 2
    #18942505 - 10/06/13 09:52 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Get a piece of paper, go to some AA meetings and have the secretary sign off on it, then go talk to your PO. Tell him your trying to get sober, show him the sheet tell him you got a sponsor and are really going to try. Then stay sober till you get off probation and do whatever you want.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: Dudits] * 4
    #18942514 - 10/06/13 09:54 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

this may sound harsh, but if only 2 months left you need to man the fuck up stop smoking and get over it anxiety or not. in 2 months you wont have to worry anymore.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: Dudits]
    #18942523 - 10/06/13 09:56 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

You have twelve days to get clean?  Come on, unless you're fat as shit this won't be an issue.  For the next five days, work out as hard as you can. Even if it is walking 2 miles or running down the block and back.  For the last week, eat as much butter and fat as you can and don't even think about getting on the couch.  Gain as much fat as you possibly can, all while drinking shit tons of water.


Explain this whole crack problem with your dad, and be like "I wouldn't be risking this shit after 22/24 months" and you should be good.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: TrentBoyett] * 8
    #18942537 - 10/06/13 10:00 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

How fucking pathetic are you that you cannot stop smoking fucking weed when your freedom is at stake?
You need to take a deep analysis of your choices and your state of mind, because something isn't working in your brain


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #18942539 - 10/06/13 10:00 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

you would rather smoke weed even though it means going to jail?

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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: something super extreme]
    #18942540 - 10/06/13 10:01 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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How fucking pathetic are you that you cannot stop smoking fucking weed when your freedom is at stake?
You need to take a deep analysis of your choices and your state of mind, because something isn't working in your brain




If he was bipolar and taking lithium would you be saying "how fucking pathetic are you that you cannot stop taking lithium?"

Seriously, cannabis is a powerful, and potentially extremely beneficial drug.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #18942547 - 10/06/13 10:03 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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I'm guessing none but idk...

I was supposed to see my po september 20th but I skipped 'cause I was dirty as fuck and was gonna go to jail anyways.

They just switched my day and my agent, I use to go on Wednesdays now I go on Fridays.

So I called and left a message saying I forgot to come, which is plausible, he never called me back though, but I just got a letter saying to come in the 18th, and that he couldn't hear the number I told him to call me back on or something.

I've been on probation for 22 months and got two months left. During them 22 months I've violated like 8+ times, mainly for +THC urinalysis/ admitting to using marijuana.

My last po said if I fail one more time I'm going to jail, and I've been smoking weed so I'll be dirty for THC.

I have a few options..

1. Go in on the 18th and go to jail right then.

2. Go in on the 18th and tell my po that I can't function in society without using marijuana, I'll tell him that I have severe social anxiety and THC makes that disappear. Then I'll just see what happens.

3. Try drinking surejell to be clean, I'll have to test it out first though because last time I tried that I still failed, but I smoked the night before. But even if I am clean they still might lock me up for failure to report.

4. Just don't go yet, a lot of my friends, as well as myself, have October birthdays, plus Halloween is coming up, so there will be a lot of parties to go to this month. So I'm thinking about just having a good time this month and waiting 'til November to turn my self in.

I'm pretty sure I'm going to jail either way I go about it.

Do you think any of my plans will work? Or can you think of anything I could do to prevent going to jail?




My advice would be option 1.

Idk what kind of charges your facing, or what kind of jail time comes with them, but the way I see it bro, you went 22 months with no real punishment involved. If you have to do 30 days and be done with your hands wiped clean of the situation, then so be it. Jails not that bad... take 100-150 bucks with you and just chill for a month. From the sounds of things getting some time away from pot could be good for you because it sounds like your weed use is causing you social anxiety. This is nothing to worry about, it's a pretty common side effect of prolonged marijuana use.

Definitely do not try to pull the dependency card saying you need it... You will probably get time added to probation and have to go to some sort of rehab. Time and $$ you do not want to fuck with.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: Mush4Brains] * 5
    #18942553 - 10/06/13 10:04 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

You can function just fine without marijuana, so that's not really a compelling thing to say
He has plenty of reasons to not smoke, like staying out of jail. Instead, like a true dumbass, continues to smoke and then resigns himself to incarceration. Seriously?

Regardless of whatever imagined detrimental state of mind, or just poor impulse control, it's goddamned pitiful that this fucker has violated eight times knowing that he'll wind up in prison.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #18942560 - 10/06/13 10:05 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Ah, following in your dads footsteps huh?

22 months on PO and in the last 2 months you can't stay clean? :lol:


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: something super extreme] * 2
    #18942568 - 10/06/13 10:07 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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How fucking pathetic are you that you cannot stop smoking fucking weed when your freedom is at stake?
You need to take a deep analysis of your choices and your state of mind, because something isn't working in your brain



This.  You're an idiot.  I'm on probation for 2 years and guess what, weed isn't worth my charge or jail. 

If you do option #2 you're going to jail, and then 30 day residential treatment.

Why would you even fuck around with drug testable options when you could be under the radar with psychs?


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: WhoManBeing]
    #18942570 - 10/06/13 10:08 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

i think cold turkey time!


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: Dudits]
    #18942575 - 10/06/13 10:09 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Or you could just stop fucking smoking weed. Depending on how long you have, I don't recommend going to jail in November in case you might be in the can during Christmas.. that shit would suck.




I've tried and I have many times but I keep coming back to it, here's a qoute from a few weeks ago about why I smoke...


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I haven't been smoking it for like the past year+ except a few times because of probation, and I've seen a decline in my life, specifically how I handle my emotions, and how I feel about myself.

I recently started smoking again, and I've been handling my emotions better, crying & laughing, instead of not really expressing emotion/keeping everything bottled up.

Even more importantly I've been beginning to like myself, recently I've been real down on myself, I use to avoid looking in a mirror because I didn't like even seeing myself, but since I've started smoking again I've noticed a significant change in my confidence level, and have just started liking myself more in general.

No other drug comes close to doing this for me.

I don't even have to be high to feel like this, I just have to have smoked within the last few days.

The bad part is I got 3-4 more months of probation left and I'm not really willing to quit and feel shitty again I've done it long enough already and I'm tired of being down on myself.

I have a drug test Friday and I'm gonna very likely go to jail, seeing as how I already violated like 8 times.

I want to just be able to explain this to my po, but he just isn't the type to understand shit like this and he'd just be like fuck you have fun in jail. I mean he seems cool and all, he's just not cool with using drugs.

I've already been to drug counseling and explained all this to a counselor and they just didn't seem to get it, they just like shrug it off and talk about how bad drugs are and shit.

FML, I don't wanna go to jail but I never want to go back to living like how I've been. But if I go to jail I'll have to quit anyways, but when I'm in jail it doesn't bother me as much because I try and stay occupied but it still bothers me.





Also I don't really care about Christmas that much, but my probation ends on December 21st so they just make me stay in jail until then, but they might slap me with like 6 months or some bullshit(I hope not.)



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12 days to get clean is more than enough time if you put a lot of effort towards doing so.




Not for me, last time I quit it took like 4-5 months for me to be clean(sounds impossible I know, but apparently it's not.)

Granted that was after smoking nearly every day for 8 years, but still I have a slow metabolism and plenty of fat for THC to hide in.

But even if I'm clean there's still a good chance I'm going to go to jail.

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Get a piece of paper, go to some AA meetings and have the secretary sign off on it, then go talk to your PO. Tell him your trying to get sober, show him the sheet tell him you got a sponsor and are really going to try. Then stay sober till you get off probation and do whatever you want.




Good idea, but I've already been through drug counseling and shit once so idk if he'll buy it.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #18942593 - 10/06/13 10:14 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Do they watch you piss?

You could always go for an oil change.  It depends on how bad you want to stay out of jail.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #18942597 - 10/06/13 10:16 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Go to jail. once you go to jail they will revoke your probation. You will go to court to face your charges. This process will take about two weeks in most cases. If the maximum sentence for your charges is six months and you're a first time offender you will get like a month tops. Since you did your probation for so long they might just let you go with 3 weeks or something. Good luck, sorry you're a horrible pot addict.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: TrentBoyett] * 1
    #18942606 - 10/06/13 10:18 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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I'm guessing none but idk...

I was supposed to see my po september 20th but I skipped 'cause I was dirty as fuck and was gonna go to jail anyways.

They just switched my day and my agent, I use to go on Wednesdays now I go on Fridays.

So I called and left a message saying I forgot to come, which is plausible, he never called me back though, but I just got a letter saying to come in the 18th, and that he couldn't hear the number I told him to call me back on or something.

I've been on probation for 22 months and got two months left. During them 22 months I've violated like 8+ times, mainly for +THC urinalysis/ admitting to using marijuana.

My last po said if I fail one more time I'm going to jail, and I've been smoking weed so I'll be dirty for THC.

I have a few options..

1. Go in on the 18th and go to jail right then.

2. Go in on the 18th and tell my po that I can't function in society without using marijuana, I'll tell him that I have severe social anxiety and THC makes that disappear. Then I'll just see what happens.

3. Try drinking surejell to be clean, I'll have to test it out first though because last time I tried that I still failed, but I smoked the night before. But even if I am clean they still might lock me up for failure to report.

4. Just don't go yet, a lot of my friends, as well as myself, have October birthdays, plus Halloween is coming up, so there will be a lot of parties to go to this month. So I'm thinking about just having a good time this month and waiting 'til November to turn my self in.

I'm pretty sure I'm going to jail either way I go about it.

Do you think any of my plans will work? Or can you think of anything I could do to prevent going to jail?



Turn yourself in.
You obviously cant treat an adult situation like an adult.
I haven't smoked weed in a year and a half due to probation. I also have bad anxiety. But you know what? i quit smoking weed because i knew it would just send me back to jail.
Man the fuck up.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #18942616 - 10/06/13 10:20 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Ah, following in your dads footsteps huh?




FUCK YOU... I lol'd though.

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Do they watch you piss?

You could always go for an oil change.  It depends on how bad you want to stay out of jail.




Yeah they watch me hardcore.

Oil change? Using a syringe to put clean piss in my bladder? I thought about doing that but I don't want to fuck myself up, and even if I'm clean I might still go to jail.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #18942628 - 10/06/13 10:24 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I doubt they'll simply lock you up for failure to report (as long as it isn't a frequent occurrence), especially if you can prove you called and tried to get a hold of your new PO after you "forgot."

Like I said, use your family situation for sympathy.  You're doing the right thing by supporting your mother so you might as well try and get something out of it.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #18942645 - 10/06/13 10:30 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I got one other failure to report, my probation is like 45 miles from where I stay, and I couldn't find a ride so I called and told him and he said okay just come in regular time next month, so that's what I did and he still violated me for some reason.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #18942647 - 10/06/13 10:32 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

oil change


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #18942648 - 10/06/13 10:32 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

And I might try using my family situation to help me but idk if it'll work, plus I really don't want them to know because I don't want CSB to get involved or some shit.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #18942665 - 10/06/13 10:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

True, didn't think about that.

But yea, an oil change isn't the most outrageous thing that you could do.  Try and get a hold of your PO before hand and act super sorry and shit and see what cards he's trying to play


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #18942682 - 10/06/13 10:43 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Uhhh an "oil change" is pretty fucking outrageous. For weed?  Jesus.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: ilus]
    #18942686 - 10/06/13 10:44 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

What is a more outrageous thing to do to smoke weed, an oil change (something old dudes do so much it's ridiculous, have you never seen those catheter commercials on TV?) OR GOING TO FUCKING JAIL?


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: Mush4Brains] * 1
    #18942708 - 10/06/13 10:49 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

What's more outrageous is being violated 8+ times and needing to do an oil change because of it.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: Mush4Brains] * 3
    #18942711 - 10/06/13 10:50 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

If you have to inject someone elses nasty piss into your bladder its time to reevaluate your options and choices, environment or not.  Dude has two months, he has obviously quit before for more than a month if hes been this long.  Im sure your PO wants you off just as much as you do if youve violated that many times.  Goddam just finsh her already.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: ilus]
    #18942755 - 10/06/13 10:58 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:facepalm3: Its just some weed man. Definitely not worth jail time. How do you imagine sitting in a cell will make you feel.

I am pretty sure getting ass-raped is not good for your anxiety either.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #18942757 - 10/06/13 10:59 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

You don't get assraped in jail LOL.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #18942765 - 10/06/13 11:00 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Maybe his anxiety stems from unresolved latent homosexuality and a lack of an authoritative male figure in his life, so a bit of dominating buttrape is just what he needs.
But really dude, how could you not have thought this through OP? Prison sucks more than sobriety.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #18942772 - 10/06/13 11:02 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Technically you could if you weren't in general population...


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    #18942776 - 10/06/13 11:03 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Mila Kunis is so sexy. I would disappoint her so hard.


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    #18942782 - 10/06/13 11:04 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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You don't get assraped in jail LOL.




You tell that to yourself. I have seen The Shawshank Redemption...


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #18942787 - 10/06/13 11:04 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Dawg, Shawshank was about PRISON.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: ilus]
    #18942792 - 10/06/13 11:07 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #18942795 - 10/06/13 11:07 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:ancientaliens:

Mericans and their funny jail/prison system!

Still probably gonna share a room with some decease carrying man whore.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: ilus]
    #18942800 - 10/06/13 11:08 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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    #18942806 - 10/06/13 11:10 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Um, injecting urine into yourself is pretty scummy.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: ilus]
    #18942815 - 10/06/13 11:13 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah that's pretty fucking gross. If it was that fake stuff, not quite as gross. Might fuck with your valves though.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #18942828 - 10/06/13 11:16 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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:ancientaliens:

Mericans and their funny jail/prison system!

Still probably gonna share a room with some decease carrying man whore.


Number 1000 baby  :awedance:




I've been to this jail before, its actually clean and most of the people are pretty cool, its kind of like a big party without drugs/alcohol.

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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #18942871 - 10/06/13 11:29 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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I've been to this jail before, its actually clean and most of the people are pretty cool, its kind of like a big party without drugs/alcohol.



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    #18942896 - 10/06/13 11:39 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Only two weeks but everyone in there said this is the chillest jail they've ever been too.

I mean doing a long stretch in any jail isn't fun I'm sure, but this one isn't as bad as others.

I'm glad I got in trouble in that county instead of my home county, the jail here is shit, dirty, full of addicts, people fighting all the time and shit..


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: TrentBoyett] * 1
    #18942905 - 10/06/13 11:42 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

why get in any more trouble than you've already managed to land yourself in? man up and stop smoking for two weeks, exercise, and flush your system. everything i've read in this thread from you is nothing but a buttload of excuses for being a fuck up and continuing to fuck up when you should be growing up.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: NWlight]
    #18942913 - 10/06/13 11:44 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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you would rather smoke weed even though it means going to jail?

:dudewtf:



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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: dontknow]
    #18942986 - 10/07/13 12:15 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Op if you don't get your shit together you're gonna be in and out of jail your whole life.

Partying is cool and all but that phase will get old.
If you don't have something else going for you you're fucked.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: cez]
    #18942992 - 10/07/13 12:21 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Op if you don't get your shit together you're gonna be in and out of jail your whole life.

Partying is cool and all but that phase will get old.
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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #18943015 - 10/07/13 12:33 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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why get in any more trouble than you've already managed to land yourself in? man up and stop smoking for two weeks, exercise, and flush your system. everything i've read in this thread from you is nothing but a buttload of excuses for being a fuck up and continuing to fuck up when you should be growing up.




I'm not trying to get in any extra trouble, I already quit smoking, and I'm gonna do the exercising and shit just for the fuck of it, but I know its barely going to make a dent on the THC in my body.

The only excuse I really used was that smoking marijuana ocassionaly helps me to deal with my emotions better, makes me feel better about myself, and just makes me feel more like a normal person, which are pretty valid excuses IMO.

Do you know what its like to constantly feel like shit, and all around you there's this plant that you know from previous experience that it will make you better, but because of some arbitrary law you cant fix yourself?

If you don't let me tell you, its not fucking easy to deal with. I try over and over again to stop using, and I've managed to quit multiple times for months but then all the THC leaves my body and I start feeling mentally unwell and it just doesn't quit until I start smoking again, then once I start smoking I don't want to quit because I don't want to feel unwell again, and that just keeps fucking repeating over and over, I'm tired of it.

I know its my own life experiences & brain chemistry that make me feel like this, I take full responsibility, and it's my own stupid fault that I'm even on probation, and I take full responsibility for that as well, but none of takes away from how fucking retarded it is that I can't smoke a fucking plant to help myself.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: cez]
    #18943029 - 10/07/13 12:41 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Op if you don't get your shit together you're gonna be in and out of jail your whole life.

Partying is cool and all but that phase will get old.
If you don't have something else going for you you're fucked.




I have my shit together... for the most part.

I don't really party much at all, the last party I went to was last October, I don't even go to bars or none of that shit.

I don't steal or do anything else to go to jail...

except occasionally use drugs.

The only reason I was talking about partying was because if I'm gonna go to jail, I'm going to try and have fun first.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #18943035 - 10/07/13 12:43 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

But you're not helping yourself..You're actually doing the opposite by depending and rationalizing your dependence on your brain chemistry (which you can alter naturally if you really give a fuck about yourself)

Don't play the victim.  Even though you are accepting responsibility for your actions you are blaming your actions on your mind, which you control.

Make better choices.  Life will absolutely suck dick if you keep on this road.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #18943043 - 10/07/13 12:47 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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cez said:
Op if you don't get your shit together you're gonna be in and out of jail your whole life.

Partying is cool and all but that phase will get old.
If you don't have something else going for you you're fucked.




I have my shit together... for the most part.

I don't really party much at all, the last party I went to was last October, I don't even go to bars or none of that shit.

I don't steal or do anything else to go to jail...

except occasionally use drugs.

The only reason I was talking about partying was because if I'm gonna go to jail, I'm going to try and have fun first.





I'm partially judging you from your op and your drug list in your signature..So I apologize if you really do have your shit together...Just doesn't seem like it.
You've done pretty much very addicting drugs and mushrooms.  And I'm venturing to say you've done those drugs much more than mushrooms.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #18943050 - 10/07/13 12:52 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I bet if you went hard exercising/cleaning out your system you could be clean in 2 weeks.

I'm talking drinking a lot of water, jogging 5miles a day minimum, maybe get an enema, lift
weights every few days, colon cleanser, then on the day of take one of the system
cleaners( can get at rite-aid) like 60$ and you have to time it for it to work, with like vitamin b12
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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: cez]
    #18943061 - 10/07/13 12:56 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

You call it rationalizing, I call it the truth, whatever, I guess our opinions are different.

What's this road everyone keeps talking about? Damn, I like to smoke marijuana... you guys are acting like I'm out holding up convenient stores, beating up women, and I'm a compulsive drunk driver or something...

This shit will be over with in a few months, and that'll be it, I can go back to smoking marijuana and leading my boring life.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #18943063 - 10/07/13 12:57 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I don't care what your experiences have been. Resorting to drugs because you're too weak to address an issue head-on is pathetic, but continuing to jeopardize yourself because of this is just next-level stupid.  Fairness or unfairness of your state laws aside because that's not really the issue here at all.
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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #18943064 - 10/07/13 12:58 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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I usto smoke daily and I stopped 4 days before testing and all I did was take that drink with the vitamin/ juice and I passed :thumbup:



Damn that really works? I've always heard that nothing truly helps except for time..


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: cez]
    #18943076 - 10/07/13 01:03 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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You've done pretty much very addicting drugs and mushrooms.  And I'm venturing to say you've done those drugs much more than mushrooms.




Nah, the only thing I've done on the list more than mushrooms is heroin, and I haven't even done that much more than mushrooms.

I prefer psychs to every other class of drugs, the only reason I even touch other shit is because I had to stop growing mushrooms.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: something super extreme]
    #18943103 - 10/07/13 01:15 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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I don't care what your experiences have been. Resorting to drugs because you're too weak to address an issue head-on is pathetic, but continuing to jeopardize yourself because of this is just next-level stupid.  Fairness or unfairness of your state laws aside because that's not really the issue here at all.
The issue is one-hundred percent you in every way, so maybe you should spend time figuring out why you think you always feel like shit and how better to cope with that. Drugs can only be your copout for so long.




I do, I spend a lot of time trying to figure what is wrong with me, I just can't figure it out, I've even talked to multiple psychiatrists about it.

I spend time almost everyday analyzing myself to figure out why I use, its the main fucking thing I think about. And I've been doing that ever since I've been old enough to realize something is wrong.

Don't fucking judge me saying I'm weak and shit, the fuck is that you know very very little about my life to make that assumption.

I wish I knew why I have to use drugs to not feel bad, but I don't.

And I'd rather medicate myself with something natural that works, instead of some random chemicals that make me feel like a fucking zombie, along with multiple other side effects.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #18943123 - 10/07/13 01:27 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I don't really need to know anymore. I guarantee you that other people have been through worse, and don't require the mental gymnastics you go through to justify your actions to yourself. That's why you're weak.

Thinking about what's wrong with you isn't going to help you, nor is continuing down the path you're choosing to disguise whatever issues you are dealing with. You already probably know what your problems are and either don't want to acknowledge them as problems, or you are unwilling to confront your problems for some reason. Regardless, no amount of marijuana is going to bring you lifelong satisfaction or enable you to truly gain some mental clarity.

You aren't medicating yourself at all, you're masking. That's not going to fix anything, and you can't be certain that option isn't going to end up with you in jail or be subject to diminishing returns in effectiveness. If you do end up in prison over something this juvenile, what happens then? Do you have the cognition to even look that far ahead? Because if you think it sucks now...


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #18943124 - 10/07/13 01:27 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Alright, instead of rambling on about how stupid you are like these
other users

Im just gonna say the sensible thing

1. Don't Smoke
2. Flush Your System (There are a variety of techniques)
3. Meet with your P.O, explain to them that your getting sober

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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: SeattleBlue]
    #18943127 - 10/07/13 01:29 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Bro's never going to get his shit together until he can fully appreciate how stupid he is currently acting.
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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: SeattleBlue]
    #18943128 - 10/07/13 01:30 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Alright, instead of rambling on about how stupid you are like these
other users

Im just gonna say the sensible thing

1. Don't Smoke
2. Flush Your System (There are a variety of techniques)
3. Meet with your P.O, explain to them that your getting sober

Simple as that





You can't explain to a PO that you are "getting sober" 22 months into probation.  It just doesn't work like that du.


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    #18943129 - 10/07/13 01:31 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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I usto smoke daily and I stopped 4 days before testing and all I did was take that drink with the vitamin/ juice and I passed :thumbup:



Damn that really works? I've always heard that nothing truly helps except for time..




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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #18943131 - 10/07/13 01:32 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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I wish I knew why I have to use drugs to not feel bad



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    #18943132 - 10/07/13 01:32 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Alright, instead of rambling on about how stupid you are like these
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Im just gonna say the sensible thing

1. Don't Smoke
2. Flush Your System (There are a variety of techniques)
3. Meet with your P.O, explain to them that your getting sober

Simple as that





You can't explain to a PO that you are "getting sober" 22 months into probation.  It just doesn't work like that du.



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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: something super extreme]
    #18943159 - 10/07/13 01:50 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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I don't really need to know anymore. I guarantee you that other people have been through worse, and don't require the mental gymnastics you go through to justify your actions to yourself. That's why you're weak.

Thinking about what's wrong with you isn't going to help you, nor is continuing down the path you're choosing to disguise whatever issues you are dealing with. You already probably know what your problems are and either don't want to acknowledge them as problems, or you are unwilling to confront your problems for some reason. Regardless, no amount of marijuana is going to bring you lifelong satisfaction or enable you to truly gain some mental clarity.

You aren't medicating yourself at all, you're masking. That's not going to fix anything, and you can't be certain that option isn't going to end up with you in jail or be subject to diminishing returns in effectiveness. If you do end up in prison over something this juvenile, what happens then? Do you have the cognition to even look that far ahead? Because if you think it sucks now...




Last post you said I was too weak to address my own problems, now you're saying that trying to analyze my problems isn't going to help me, hmmm...

I've actually only stumbled upon very few little things that have something to do with why I use, some I've came across while self analyzing and some while being analyzed. Now maybe I am hiding something from myself for some unknown reason, actually I can almost guarantee I am, but my mind is doing a good job at keeping whatever it is away from my conscious mind.


And once I get off probation I can guarantee I will never go to jail because of marijuana, its decriminalized where I'm at in small amounts and I never have over an ounce on me.

And medicating, masking, whatever the fuck you wanna call it, it works.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #18943241 - 10/07/13 02:44 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

so i'm just gonna get right to it, while i've never been in trouble with the law, i've been through a lot of shit over the past 20 years, including addiction and serious psychological and physiological illness. i used to use drugs of all kinds to cope with how shitty my life was. fifteen years i spent on introspection, DAILY--there is nothing that anyone can tell me about myself that i'm not already painfully aware of but i was still running away from my real problems by only choosing to analyze them. i realized that my problem wasn't how shitty my life was, it was how i was choosing to feel about how shitty my life was and what i was doing to change it. actions speak far louder than words. i got clean with hard work and a real determination to improve my situation and to improve myself. i won't give you my life story, but i can assure you that i was at rock bottom after decades of bullshit and very close to just ending it. it didn't take some profound trip or whatever the fuck experience some will mention to you that made them turn their lives around. all it took was me objectively looking at my life and thinking, "fuck. what am i doing with myself?" along with the ultimate realization that NOTHING will change if you don't mindfully make an effort to initiate change. you can sit there and blame your brain chemistry and resign yourself to your shitty life, or you can DO something about it.

and the fact is, you ARE making excuses, blaming brain chemistry, etc., your "brain chemistry" is fucked because you don't have a baseline, because you use drugs to cope with your shitty life. you are responsible for your own happiness and your own success. a lot of it is luck, but a lot of it is also making smart decisions about what is best for you, and i can guarantee you that it is not marijuana or any other substance you can put in your system to "feel normal." i'm severely bi-polar, have crazy panic/anxiety, i'm an insomniac to the point that would drive most people completely insane, not to mention a slew of chronic pain and autoimmune disorders. but that isn't what defines me, i'm not a slave to these things, nor should i be. i've chosen to put everything i can in to life, to experience all the great things it has to offer, and i'm kicking fucking ass. i still suffer from everything i've been dealing with for most of my life, but my OUTLOOK has changed, and that's made all the difference.


get your act together, yo. move out, get a real job, contribute to society in a positive way. discover what you're passionate about and dive head first in to it. you don't need marijuana, you only need yourself, and the absolute clarity that comes with sobriety is fucking incredible (which is the best option for you considering your track record with law enforcement). i'm sorry to go off on you, but you sound exactly like i used to, and i'm just trying to get across to you that you can change it if you put in the effort, but you have to actually put in the effort. sVs is right in every way. change your attitude about your situation and your whole world will change with it. there is a lot to be said for a little positive thinking.

again, i really don't mean to lecture, but i say this out of concern. it's obvious that you are lost in your life but unwilling to do what it takes to find you way. i was there once, and it's a terrible place to be, but you have the ability to make it infinitely better if you so choose.



TL;DR.

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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #18943317 - 10/07/13 03:40 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Great reply... until you said sVs is right in every way, because he's not, some of what he said is true, but he's not completely right.

And I've had a lot of sober time, my mind is not clear during that time, in fact it is the opposite of that.

I am not unwilling to do anything, I'm willing to do almost anything to better my life, literally I do stuff to better my life every day, whether it be something little or big.

Yeah I slipped up and started smoking weed again because I like it, so fucking what, I'm going to deal with it and face my consequences, I just wanted to know what was the best way to go about doing this.

Also I do technically still live with my parents, but I am here like twice a week., and I do have a job, I work with my father remodeling kitchen&baths as well as other things, I just don't work all the time, I still make more money than I would at a minimum wage job. I've tried to get normal jobs, but this charge has costed me many of employment oppurtunities, not to mention that I'm just weird as fuck and interviewers pick up on my weird vibes.

And no I do not now exactly where I'm headed in life, but that's what next summer is for, I'm leaving and walking around the country and I'm gonna try and find myself(sounds cliché, but whatevs). I've only been out of school for 2 years, I'm still figuring my life out.

You guys really do have the wrong impression of me, you guys think I'm some low life piece of shit drug addict, which really I'm not. I use drugs and I've battled addiction a little, now I use drugs like once a week and its usually not even anything too bad.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #18943341 - 10/07/13 03:53 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

c'mon, we're not playing semantics here, bro. sVs is right in a lot of what he said, even the stuff that is hurtful. the only reason it is hurtful is because it's true.

i don't think you're a low-life piece of shit drug addict. i think you're a kid with some problems that need to be worked out. try the sober thing again, but before you do it, tell yourself that it is going to be a great experience, and i bet you it will. get out there and do things! be the best person you can possibly be just for the fuck of it. it's not for anyone by you anyway.

my main point was that you have to be willing to do ANYTHING to turn your life around for the better. me, i went so far as to go under the knife to correct something that had been the bane of my existence for a goddamn long time, this just 2 months after moving out of my parents for the first time and having just finished my first semester ever at the local CC. i started exercising (i walk a lot because i don't drive) and i work really hard at my studies. i'm still depressed, but my future looks brighter than it ever has in a long time.

it took some SUPERMAJORHUGE changes (and i'm not over exaggerating here) to both physiological and psychological aspects of myself in a really short period of time to set this ball in motion--it was a total domino effect type deal. i could have sat in my room at my parent's and thought about all these wonderful things i could do that would make my life so much better OR i could go out and actually do them. i chose the latter, and it was the right fucking choice. i've got shortcoming and weaknesses, but that's okay, because i control my life. and it's fucking awesome.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #18943382 - 10/07/13 04:18 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I will agree with you there, I do have some problems that need to be be worked out, but honestly I'm trying, just not as hard as I should be I guess.

Thanks for the advice, seriously.

I try to take in as much as I can from respected members of the community such as yourself.

EDIT: I have done stuff with my life before I just always seem to wind up back where I'm at some how.

I moved out twice, the first time that I came back was my fault, the second time wasn't, my two roommates turned into heroin addicts and robbed my (best)friend at our house.

I bought 3 cars, each one crapped out less than a month after I bought it, sometimes it's hard to catch a break.

The best opportunity I had to better myself I sabotaged, and I knew I was doing it from the beginning and I didn't stop myself, I went to college for a semester and got like almost $5000(after books and shit) at the beginning, so I was like fuck yeah. All that was gone in a week or two and I was back at square one, then I quit school, I really wish that didn't play out how I did but this one was all my fault.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #18943523 - 10/07/13 05:53 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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I'm guessing none but idk...

I was supposed to see my po september 20th but I skipped 'cause I was dirty as fuck and was gonna go to jail anyways.

I've been on probation for 22 months and got two months left. During them 22 months I've violated like 8+ times, mainly for +THC urinalysis/ admitting to using marijuana.

My last po said if I fail one more time I'm going to jail, and I've been smoking weed so I'll be dirty for THC.





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    #18943535 - 10/07/13 06:01 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

F:agentgtfo:


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    #18943563 - 10/07/13 06:12 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Quote:

mjmihalov said:
I'm guessing none but idk...

I was supposed to see my po september 20th but I skipped 'cause I was dirty as fuck and was gonna go to jail anyways.

I've been on probation for 22 months and got two months left. During them 22 months I've violated like 8+ times, mainly for +THC urinalysis/ admitting to using marijuana.

My last po said if I fail one more time I'm going to jail, and I've been smoking weed so I'll be dirty for THC.





say hi to your father while you're in jail

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Lol, he's not in jail!


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    #18943586 - 10/07/13 06:21 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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mjmihalov said:
Quote:

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mjmihalov said:
I'm guessing none but idk...

I was supposed to see my po september 20th but I skipped 'cause I was dirty as fuck and was gonna go to jail anyways.

I've been on probation for 22 months and got two months left. During them 22 months I've violated like 8+ times, mainly for +THC urinalysis/ admitting to using marijuana.

My last po said if I fail one more time I'm going to jail, and I've been smoking weed so I'll be dirty for THC.





say hi to your father while you're in jail

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Lol, he's not in jail!





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    #18943587 - 10/07/13 06:22 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:lol:

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    #18943590 - 10/07/13 06:24 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I lol'd.


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    #18943593 - 10/07/13 06:26 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

seriously... get your ass clean and go see your PO


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    #18943610 - 10/07/13 06:36 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I'm gonna try, but I think it's pretty much inevitable that I'm going to jail, I just need to save up some commissary money and go see him on the 18th and hope for the best.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #18944529 - 10/07/13 12:03 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

do or do not. there is no try.

if you go to jail, then so be it, but when you get out there are going to have to be some serious fucking changes made in your life. don't get discouraged if it doesn't all work out as you imagined when you start something, see it through to the end regardless; it's quite possible you'll be surprised how well things can work out when you mindfully do something to better yourself, even if it isn't in the way you first imagined.


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    #18956529 - 10/09/13 09:06 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Its been a while since I smoked now, and I can definitely tell, I hate the way I feel right now. I'm so angry at nothing, I have very little/no appetite, I can't sleep. I can't even explain my mindset right now, like I literally feel crazy/retarded. 

I need a blunt, but that's not going to happen.


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    #18956538 - 10/09/13 09:08 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

fwiw, if ya make it through it, that tolerance reset is something else... i like to call the resulting hyper-buzz "eigth-grade high.".. it's worth looking forward to...


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    #18956541 - 10/09/13 09:09 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Exercise would do you some good


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #18956570 - 10/09/13 09:14 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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mjmihalov said:
Its been a while since I smoked now, and I can definitely tell, I hate the way I feel right now. I'm so angry at nothing, I have very little/no appetite, I can't sleep. I can't even explain my mindset right now, like I literally feel crazy/retarded. 

I need a blunt, but that's not going to happen.






Seriously though I get pretty irritable and shit too when I quit weed. I'm the opposite with sleep though, it makes me want to sleep more. Exercise is good like someone said, even just getting out for a walk.


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    #18956585 - 10/09/13 09:17 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

My tolerance doesn't really reset honestly, last time I quit for 6 months than smoked 2 fat blunts of some decent weed to the head and didn't even get high.

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Exercise would do you some good




I know, I wish my heavy bag was still up, I need to take out some anger and it is the perfect thing for that, I'm putting it back up in the morning.

I feel like crying for like literally no reason.


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    #18956594 - 10/09/13 09:19 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Go for a walk/jog


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #18956617 - 10/09/13 09:23 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Well they do sell sythenic piss online which has almost the exact same chemical composition as real human urine. Although synthetic urine is made in a lab, it still has the proper color, pH, and all of the common compounds found in a real urine solution, and fake dicks which come in different colors  that look 95% real and can shoot out the fake piss, but it's a bit expansive it's like $130 for 1 Vial of piss, 2 Heat packs, 1 Temperature indicator, and 1 Syringe plus the fake dick.

http://www.detoxforless.com/urine-test-device/whizzinator-fake-penis-white.aspx


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    #18956624 - 10/09/13 09:24 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Well they do sell sythenic piss online which has almost the exact same chemical composition as real human urine. Although synthetic urine is made in a lab, it still has the proper color, pH, and all of the common compounds found in a real urine solution, and fake dicks which come in different colors  that look 95% real and can shoot out the fake piss, but it's a bit expansive it's like $130 for 1 Vial of piss, 2 Heat packs, 1 Temperature indicator, and 1 Syringe plus the fake dick.

http://www.detoxforless.com/urine-test-device/whizzinator-fake-penis-white.aspx



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    #18956637 - 10/09/13 09:27 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I just got back inside from walking around, its too cold for me to be out there right now, I gotta a headache and being too cold made it worse, plus I got shot in the eye with a bottle rocket a few years ago and if it's too cold(or too hot or too sunny) it starts to hurt really bad and I have to sit in my room with no light and I cant move or the pain becomes  literally unbearable.

I'm just gonna chill for the night, hopefully eventually I'll pass out, but I probably won't because I never can when I quit smoking.


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    #18956638 - 10/09/13 09:27 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

You will always get caught if you try to use one of those in a probation office.


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    #18956648 - 10/09/13 09:28 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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You will always get caught if you try to use one of those in a probation office.




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    #18956650 - 10/09/13 09:28 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Oh and if you do buy the fake dick you should also buy some paint to make the dick look more natural and real.

and have some practice runs with it USING WATER so that you get the hang of it


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    #18956655 - 10/09/13 09:30 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I'd paint it like I had herpes


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    #18956656 - 10/09/13 09:30 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Sorry OP. Just do your time. Use your time in jail to get buff, get clean, and refocus your life. You'll have plenty of time to read in there too. Good luck, it's just another chapter.


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    #18956659 - 10/09/13 09:30 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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geazerpleaser said:
Well they do sell sythenic piss online which has almost the exact same chemical composition as real human urine. Although synthetic urine is made in a lab, it still has the proper color, pH, and all of the common compounds found in a real urine solution, and fake dicks which come in different colors  that look 95% real and can shoot out the fake piss, but it's a bit expansive it's like $130 for 1 Vial of piss, 2 Heat packs, 1 Temperature indicator, and 1 Syringe plus the fake dick.

http://www.detoxforless.com/urine-test-device/whizzinator-fake-penis-white.aspx





I have $0.30 in my bank, plus the guy has seen my dick many of times and I wouldn't want to take the chance of him noticing it being different then I'll go to jail anyways. Plus even if I pass I'm still probably going to jail so they're gonna notice it when they make me strip in front of them.


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    #18956676 - 10/09/13 09:33 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Sorry OP. Just do your time. Use your time in jail to get buff, get clean, and refocus your life. You'll have plenty of time to read in there too. Good luck, it's just another chapter.




That's what I plan on doing, honestly I'm not really sweating going to jail, I just don't want to quit smoking marijuana, but I might as well quit now so I'm a little more level-headed before I go in.


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    #18956706 - 10/09/13 09:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

dam I'm sorry man, but I did find this on another forum
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I purchased Dr. Green's Agent X synthetic urine. I then I visited Walmart and purchased the following materials:
1. latex balloons
2. small fish tank air line tubing
3. electrical tape
4. oral dosing syringe
5. digital thermometer
6. rubber bands
7. large tub of vaseline
8. plastic valve for air line tubing
9. band aids

I stuck the air line tubing about half way into the balloon. I then fastened it tight with a rubber band and secured the whole thing with electrical tape. i measured the distance from my anus to my dick head and cut the tubing to size. About half way down the tubing, I cut the tubing again and placed the valve in this spot. I covered the balloon with vaseline and inserted it rectally with my finger. I then affixed the tube to my penis with a few band aids.

I filled the oral dosing syringe with water and connected it to the tube. I injected water into the tube 10 times (3 fluid oz). I could feel the balloon fill with the cool water but there was little discomfort beyond that. After one hour I released the valve and filled a cup with the water. I tested it with the thermometer. It was a perfect 98.6 degrees.

The day of my test I repeated the process but with the synthetic urine instead of water. The monitor was unable to see the tube as it was affixed under my penis and it appeared the the urine was coming from my penis. I was able to engage and disengage the valve with no issues. The sample was at the perfect temperature and the monitor did not even think twice about it! My sample was accepted and I got done before the guy who had come in before me!

Before you go and call me gay because I inserted something in my ass, well, I did what I had to do to keep my freedom and privacy. It really only hurt when I put the balloon in and when I removed it. I've never put anything in my ass before and I did not enjoy it. I did however enjoy getting away with falsifying my urine sample to the lab without incident.




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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: geazerpleaser]
    #18956764 - 10/09/13 09:49 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I know how to pass a drug test, sure-jell(fruit pectin), mix it with water and chug that nasty shit ~1 hour before test a long with a lot of b vitamins for color and about a half gallon+ of water and piss once before the test then you'll be good.

I know countless people who use this all the time with success. I tried it once and failed because I was smoking very heavily up to a few hours before the test, then I tried it once after not smoking for a few days and I passed for THC, but still failed for amps, cocaine, and opiates which I was using all of them heavily up to like 12 hours before the test, but that was just a home test to see if it works.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #18958441 - 10/10/13 09:30 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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I know how to pass a drug test, sure-jell(fruit pectin), mix it with water and chug that nasty shit ~1 hour before test a long with a lot of b vitamins for color and about a half gallon+ of water and piss once before the test then you'll be good.

I know countless people who use this all the time with success. I tried it once and failed because I was smoking very heavily up to a few hours before the test, then I tried it once after not smoking for a few days and I passed for THC, but still failed for amps, cocaine, and opiates which I was using all of them heavily up to like 12 hours before the test, but that was just a home test to see if it works.




Those supplements do not work. It's Snake Oil. The instructions are the way they are because you are just essentially diluting your system. You can achieve the same spotty results without this "sure-jell." In my area there is one all the kids use called "Test-Pure." It's a hoax.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: ilike_trees]
    #18958547 - 10/10/13 10:04 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Quote:

mjmihalov said:
I know how to pass a drug test, sure-jell(fruit pectin), mix it with water and chug that nasty shit ~1 hour before test a long with a lot of b vitamins for color and about a half gallon+ of water and piss once before the test then you'll be good.

I know countless people who use this all the time with success. I tried it once and failed because I was smoking very heavily up to a few hours before the test, then I tried it once after not smoking for a few days and I passed for THC, but still failed for amps, cocaine, and opiates which I was using all of them heavily up to like 12 hours before the test, but that was just a home test to see if it works.




Those supplements do not work. It's Snake Oil. The instructions are the way they are because you are just essentially diluting your system. You can achieve the same spotty results without this "sure-jell." In my area there is one all the kids use called "Test-Pure." It's a hoax.




Nah, I've tried with just dilution and failed then took sure-jell and took the test and passed.

It's not something marketed to pass drug tests with, it's something you buy at a grocery store to make homemade jam with. Idk what it does, but it does something.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #18958617 - 10/10/13 10:27 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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mjmihalov said:
I know how to pass a drug test, sure-jell(fruit pectin), mix it with water and chug that nasty shit ~1 hour before test a long with a lot of b vitamins for color and about a half gallon+ of water and piss once before the test then you'll be good.

I know countless people who use this all the time with success. I tried it once and failed because I was smoking very heavily up to a few hours before the test, then I tried it once after not smoking for a few days and I passed for THC, but still failed for amps, cocaine, and opiates which I was using all of them heavily up to like 12 hours before the test, but that was just a home test to see if it works.




Those supplements do not work. It's Snake Oil. The instructions are the way they are because you are just essentially diluting your system. You can achieve the same spotty results without this "sure-jell." In my area there is one all the kids use called "Test-Pure." It's a hoax.




Nah, I've tried with just dilution and failed then took sure-jell and took the test and passed.

It's not something marketed to pass drug tests with, it's something you buy at a grocery store to make homemade jam with. Idk what it does, but it does something.




Dilution is much more effective, you just have to do it the right way. Supposedly Sur-Gel coats your bladder or something.


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    #18958631 - 10/10/13 10:31 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Supposedly Sur-Gel coats your bladder or something.



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    #18958638 - 10/10/13 10:34 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Supposedly Sur-Gel coats your bladder or something.



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That's just what i've heard. :shrug:


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    #18959071 - 10/10/13 12:07 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

The wizzinator !  :rofl:


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    #18995701 - 10/18/13 01:35 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

My new po is the shit,  I just told him that I've been  smoking and he said alright well come back in two months and if I pass a drug test he'll let me off.


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    #18995769 - 10/18/13 01:52 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:lolsy:

So in 7 weeks we're going to get the 'SHIT HOW DO I PASS A DRUG TEST' post?


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    #18996068 - 10/18/13 03:11 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Score!!! Congratulations on your extended freedom, Now don't smoke any fucking weed and get off probation!!! Then you can smoke all the weed you want and don't have to get locked up for it.


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    #18996342 - 10/18/13 04:21 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Congrats OP real talk but if you can't get clean by the next piss test you deserve jail for stupidity. You've already violated 8 times and are being given another chance (you've been given way more chances than most), don't blow it dude. I'm not trying to be a dick, just saying.

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    #18996622 - 10/18/13 05:38 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah I know, I'm not gonna fuck up again, I'm going to ween down over the next two weeks, then quit at the two week mark to ensure I can be clean on time.


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    #18998553 - 10/19/13 05:27 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Yeah I know, I'm not gonna fuck up again, I'm going to ween down over the next two weeks, then quit at the two week mark to ensure I can be clean on time.




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    #19001380 - 10/19/13 08:26 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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luvdemshrooms said:
Quote:

mjmihalov said:
Yeah I know, I'm not gonna fuck up again, I'm going to ween down over the next two weeks, then quit at the two week mark to ensure I can be clean on time.




:facepalm:




Don't wanna withdraw from the weed deprivation bro.

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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: luvdemshrooms]
    #19001403 - 10/19/13 08:29 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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mjmihalov said:
Yeah I know, I'm not gonna fuck up again, I'm going to ween down over the next two weeks, then quit at the two week mark to ensure I can be clean on time.




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    #19001423 - 10/19/13 08:33 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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luvdemshrooms said:
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mjmihalov said:
Yeah I know, I'm not gonna fuck up again, I'm going to ween down over the next two weeks, then quit at the two week mark to ensure I can be clean on time.




:facepalm:




Don't wanna withdraw from the weed deprivation bro.

:trollmove:




Fuck off, I'm not going over this shit again, obviously I don't mean I literally have to ween down like you would from a gram a day boy habit.

Its just easier to slow down first then quit IMO.


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    #19001427 - 10/19/13 08:34 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

How would you know if you've never quit?  Weren't you saying you failed after a month or something like that before?  Why would you risk it?


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    #19001437 - 10/19/13 08:36 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I have quit many times, and yeah when I quit the first time after smoking nearly every day for 8 years it took like over 5 months to get fully clean, but I haven't been smoking that much anymore.


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    #19001476 - 10/19/13 08:46 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Just stop having it around. Don't buy it and don't hang out with people who will be smoking it.


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    #19001544 - 10/19/13 09:06 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I really don't understand people who have such a hard time not smoking weed. I get that it can be mentally addicting, but the effects of Marijuana are not worth risking freedom over.
Geeze I would hate to see what you were like with a bad Heroin or Cocaine habit.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: LoveYourLife]
    #19001664 - 10/19/13 09:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Just stop having it around. Don't buy it and don't hang out with people who will be smoking it.




I'll never escape weed, it's too common, literally everyone I know smokes besides like my mom and grandma, I know way too many places to get it, everywhere I go there are people smoking, etc...

I just have to learn better self control, which I'm working on.


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I really don't understand people who have such a hard time not smoking weed. I get that it can be mentally addicting, but the effects of Marijuana are not worth risking freedom over.
Geeze I would hate to see what you were like with a bad Heroin or Cocaine habit.




And I've dabbled with heroin/opiate addiction, I've always got out before it got too bad, I handle my opiates/other drug use better than I handle my marijuana use, I think it's because of how much of a staple it used to be in my life.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19001817 - 10/19/13 10:12 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Fair enough man. Just don't put off quitting. The anxiety you will be dealing with from worrying about failing will not be worth the high marijuana gives you.


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    #19002076 - 10/19/13 11:18 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I hate to hear about your situation, man. I know how it feels, world falling apart and stressing over freedom all the time. Fuckin blows, lol. I was on probation for a year, hit an all time depressive low at Christmas and toked up like cooter brown with 2 months left. Of course my po tested my ass and threw me in jail (she hated my guts and literally insulted me on a regular basis. And I saw that woman for hours every week. Imagine how that can affect one's psyche.). Something you may not know, there is some sort of mandatory 30 days in jail thing for probation violations, I didn't know. No bail either. And even if the judge lets you free instead of serving the original time, he will probably start your probation over. As was in my case. It's not worth it dude, FUCK jail it's no way to live. Tighten up and ride the last bit of time out. I know it's hard, but you'll love yourself for it when he time comes, trust me.

I know you said dilution didn't work for you, but are you sure you were thorough enough? I've used it to pass a UA on several occasions. My method is to basically just start gulping large amounts of water down and use B vitamins to make your pee yellow regardless of dilution. Keep drinking as much as you can until you start peeing every 15-20 minutes, and after 3-4 times it should be pretty clear. Drink enough water to replace what you expel until its time to do the deed. Take a few of the b vitamins and eat something a few hours beforehand. Eating helps nudge the creatinine and "specific gravity" (whatever that is) towards normal levels.


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    #19002092 - 10/19/13 11:23 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I been in and out of jail for the last ten years, having done 5yrs total during that time. if you can't man up and just quit for a short time( in the grand scheme of things) just go to jail and max out. you sound like a whine ass always trying to scheme around things, maybe it's time to grow up and change yourself while you can. real talk


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19002236 - 10/20/13 12:15 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

You'd rather smoke weed still and have the chance of going to jail? It's weed man, not heroin.


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    #19002366 - 10/20/13 01:10 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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mjmihalov said:
Yeah I know, I'm not gonna fuck up again, I'm going to ween down over the next two weeks, then quit at the two week mark to ensure I can be clean on time.




:facepalm:



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mjmihalov said:
Yeah I know, I'm not gonna fuck up again, I'm going to ween down over the next two weeks, then quit at the two week mark to ensure I can be clean on time.




:facepalm:




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    #19002424 - 10/20/13 01:44 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

If you're having this hard of a time not smoking, you should just get a cannabinoid RC and smoke that. A lot of them are not healthy, but if you're only on it for a month or so before your drug test, no harm done.


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    #19002478 - 10/20/13 02:08 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

weed is easy to cold turkey. a few days of night sweats, maybe 1 or 2 weeks of mood swings, and then you dont even give a shit anymore.


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    #19002682 - 10/20/13 04:30 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Its just easier to slow down first then quit IMO.




:popcorn:

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    #19002993 - 10/20/13 08:19 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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I been in and out of jail for the last ten years, having done 5yrs total during that time. if you can't man up and just quit for a short time( in the grand scheme of things) just go to jail and max out. you sound like a whine ass always trying to scheme around things, maybe it's time to grow up and change yourself while you can. real talk




Fuck off I ain't whining about shit, I went in and faced my shit.

And I am quitting.

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weed is easy to cold turkey. a few days of night sweats, maybe 1 or 2 weeks of mood swings, and then you dont even give a shit anymore.




I wish it was like that for me.

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mjmihalov said:
Its just easier to slow down first then quit IMO.




:popcorn:

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    #19003010 - 10/20/13 08:28 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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mr sniffles said:
weed is easy to cold turkey. a few days of night sweats, maybe 1 or 2 weeks of mood swings, and then you dont even give a shit anymore.




I wish it was like that for me.




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    #19003023 - 10/20/13 08:36 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

The first time I did heroin I did it for ~2 weeks straight, I quit that with no problem, it was only a mild addiction and I only had very mild withdrawal. Then I went on a month - month and a half binge of oxy, oxymorphone, boy, & morphine and came off of that fine.

I know that's nothing compared to being 4 years deep in a gram a day boy habit, but still
Marijuana is my downfall.


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    #19003233 - 10/20/13 10:07 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Marijuana is my downfall.




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    #19003248 - 10/20/13 10:11 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Every post you make here is just giving them more material to slam you repeatedly.  :tongue2:


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    #19003346 - 10/20/13 10:52 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

You REALLY SHOULD NOT link to your personal twitter with a picture of you on it and your full name, and post there about how your PO officer is letting you go easy.. Also quit the weed - your personal freedom is not worth it.


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    #19003349 - 10/20/13 10:52 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I quit heroin cold turkey 3 times, you are whining bout weed, grow up kid


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    #19003364 - 10/20/13 10:57 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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You REALLY SHOULD NOT link to your personal twitter with a picture of you on it and your full name, and post there about how your PO officer is letting you go easy.. Also quit the weed - your personal freedom is not worth it.




lol not much of a criminal, next he's gonna tell us about a convenience stop he robbed lmao
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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: ghostshadow422]
    #19003490 - 10/20/13 11:33 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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tymoteusz3 said:
You REALLY SHOULD NOT link to your personal twitter with a picture of you on it and your full name, and post there about how your PO officer is letting you go easy.. Also quit the weed - your personal freedom is not worth it.




Good point, I don't have my full name on there, but still, I removed it.

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luvdemshrooms said:
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mjmihalov said:
Marijuana is my downfall.




Then be smart enough to stay away from it.




I know.

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ClockCode said:
Every post you make here is just giving them more material to slam you repeatedly.  :tongue2:




Thanks for the input.

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ghostshadow422 said:
I quit heroin cold turkey 3 times, you are whining bout weed, grow up kid




You must be cool, I'm not whining.


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