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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19002076 - 10/19/13 11:18 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I hate to hear about your situation, man. I know how it feels, world falling apart and stressing over freedom all the time. Fuckin blows, lol. I was on probation for a year, hit an all time depressive low at Christmas and toked up like cooter brown with 2 months left. Of course my po tested my ass and threw me in jail (she hated my guts and literally insulted me on a regular basis. And I saw that woman for hours every week. Imagine how that can affect one's psyche.). Something you may not know, there is some sort of mandatory 30 days in jail thing for probation violations, I didn't know. No bail either. And even if the judge lets you free instead of serving the original time, he will probably start your probation over. As was in my case. It's not worth it dude, FUCK jail it's no way to live. Tighten up and ride the last bit of time out. I know it's hard, but you'll love yourself for it when he time comes, trust me.

I know you said dilution didn't work for you, but are you sure you were thorough enough? I've used it to pass a UA on several occasions. My method is to basically just start gulping large amounts of water down and use B vitamins to make your pee yellow regardless of dilution. Keep drinking as much as you can until you start peeing every 15-20 minutes, and after 3-4 times it should be pretty clear. Drink enough water to replace what you expel until its time to do the deed. Take a few of the b vitamins and eat something a few hours beforehand. Eating helps nudge the creatinine and "specific gravity" (whatever that is) towards normal levels.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: TrentBoyett] * 1
    #19002092 - 10/19/13 11:23 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I been in and out of jail for the last ten years, having done 5yrs total during that time. if you can't man up and just quit for a short time( in the grand scheme of things) just go to jail and max out. you sound like a whine ass always trying to scheme around things, maybe it's time to grow up and change yourself while you can. real talk


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19002236 - 10/20/13 12:15 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

You'd rather smoke weed still and have the chance of going to jail? It's weed man, not heroin.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: luvdemshrooms]
    #19002366 - 10/20/13 01:10 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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luvdemshrooms said:
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mjmihalov said:
Yeah I know, I'm not gonna fuck up again, I'm going to ween down over the next two weeks, then quit at the two week mark to ensure I can be clean on time.




:facepalm:



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mjmihalov said:
Yeah I know, I'm not gonna fuck up again, I'm going to ween down over the next two weeks, then quit at the two week mark to ensure I can be clean on time.




:facepalm:




I can't believe you're still smoking weed. You deserve jail dude.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19002424 - 10/20/13 01:44 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

If you're having this hard of a time not smoking, you should just get a cannabinoid RC and smoke that. A lot of them are not healthy, but if you're only on it for a month or so before your drug test, no harm done.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: nooneman]
    #19002478 - 10/20/13 02:08 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

weed is easy to cold turkey. a few days of night sweats, maybe 1 or 2 weeks of mood swings, and then you dont even give a shit anymore.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19002682 - 10/20/13 04:30 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Its just easier to slow down first then quit IMO.




:popcorn:

Sits back and waits for the likely "I failed my piss test and have to go back to jail" post.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: luvdemshrooms]
    #19002993 - 10/20/13 08:19 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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ghostshadow422 said:
I been in and out of jail for the last ten years, having done 5yrs total during that time. if you can't man up and just quit for a short time( in the grand scheme of things) just go to jail and max out. you sound like a whine ass always trying to scheme around things, maybe it's time to grow up and change yourself while you can. real talk




Fuck off I ain't whining about shit, I went in and faced my shit.

And I am quitting.

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weed is easy to cold turkey. a few days of night sweats, maybe 1 or 2 weeks of mood swings, and then you dont even give a shit anymore.




I wish it was like that for me.

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mjmihalov said:
Its just easier to slow down first then quit IMO.




:popcorn:

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Not gonna happen.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19003010 - 10/20/13 08:28 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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mjmihalov said:
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mr sniffles said:
weed is easy to cold turkey. a few days of night sweats, maybe 1 or 2 weeks of mood swings, and then you dont even give a shit anymore.




I wish it was like that for me.




If I can cold turkey heroin and stay clean, you can cold turkey weed.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: Set]
    #19003023 - 10/20/13 08:36 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

The first time I did heroin I did it for ~2 weeks straight, I quit that with no problem, it was only a mild addiction and I only had very mild withdrawal. Then I went on a month - month and a half binge of oxy, oxymorphone, boy, & morphine and came off of that fine.

I know that's nothing compared to being 4 years deep in a gram a day boy habit, but still
Marijuana is my downfall.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: TrentBoyett] * 1
    #19003233 - 10/20/13 10:07 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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mjmihalov said:
Marijuana is my downfall.




Then be smart enough to stay away from it.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19003248 - 10/20/13 10:11 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Every post you make here is just giving them more material to slam you repeatedly.  :tongue2:


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19003346 - 10/20/13 10:52 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

You REALLY SHOULD NOT link to your personal twitter with a picture of you on it and your full name, and post there about how your PO officer is letting you go easy.. Also quit the weed - your personal freedom is not worth it.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19003349 - 10/20/13 10:52 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I quit heroin cold turkey 3 times, you are whining bout weed, grow up kid


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: Cyclohexylamine]
    #19003364 - 10/20/13 10:57 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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You REALLY SHOULD NOT link to your personal twitter with a picture of you on it and your full name, and post there about how your PO officer is letting you go easy.. Also quit the weed - your personal freedom is not worth it.




lol not much of a criminal, next he's gonna tell us about a convenience stop he robbed lmao
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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: ghostshadow422]
    #19003490 - 10/20/13 11:33 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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tymoteusz3 said:
You REALLY SHOULD NOT link to your personal twitter with a picture of you on it and your full name, and post there about how your PO officer is letting you go easy.. Also quit the weed - your personal freedom is not worth it.




Good point, I don't have my full name on there, but still, I removed it.

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luvdemshrooms said:
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mjmihalov said:
Marijuana is my downfall.




Then be smart enough to stay away from it.




I know.

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ClockCode said:
Every post you make here is just giving them more material to slam you repeatedly.  :tongue2:




Thanks for the input.

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ghostshadow422 said:
I quit heroin cold turkey 3 times, you are whining bout weed, grow up kid




You must be cool, I'm not whining.


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