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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #18958617 - 10/10/13 10:27 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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I know how to pass a drug test, sure-jell(fruit pectin), mix it with water and chug that nasty shit ~1 hour before test a long with a lot of b vitamins for color and about a half gallon+ of water and piss once before the test then you'll be good.

I know countless people who use this all the time with success. I tried it once and failed because I was smoking very heavily up to a few hours before the test, then I tried it once after not smoking for a few days and I passed for THC, but still failed for amps, cocaine, and opiates which I was using all of them heavily up to like 12 hours before the test, but that was just a home test to see if it works.




Those supplements do not work. It's Snake Oil. The instructions are the way they are because you are just essentially diluting your system. You can achieve the same spotty results without this "sure-jell." In my area there is one all the kids use called "Test-Pure." It's a hoax.




Nah, I've tried with just dilution and failed then took sure-jell and took the test and passed.

It's not something marketed to pass drug tests with, it's something you buy at a grocery store to make homemade jam with. Idk what it does, but it does something.




Dilution is much more effective, you just have to do it the right way. Supposedly Sur-Gel coats your bladder or something.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: RockyRaccoon] * 1
    #18958631 - 10/10/13 10:31 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Supposedly Sur-Gel coats your bladder or something.



:awewtf:


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: NetDiver]
    #18958638 - 10/10/13 10:34 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Samurai Drifter said:
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Supposedly Sur-Gel coats your bladder or something.



:awewtf:




That's just what i've heard. :shrug:


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: RockyRaccoon]
    #18959071 - 10/10/13 12:07 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

The wizzinator !  :rofl:


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #18995701 - 10/18/13 01:35 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

My new po is the shit,  I just told him that I've been  smoking and he said alright well come back in two months and if I pass a drug test he'll let me off.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: TrentBoyett] * 4
    #18995769 - 10/18/13 01:52 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:lolsy:

So in 7 weeks we're going to get the 'SHIT HOW DO I PASS A DRUG TEST' post?


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #18995820 - 10/18/13 02:05 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Lol!


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #18996068 - 10/18/13 03:11 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Score!!! Congratulations on your extended freedom, Now don't smoke any fucking weed and get off probation!!! Then you can smoke all the weed you want and don't have to get locked up for it.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: Dudits] * 1
    #18996342 - 10/18/13 04:21 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Congrats OP real talk but if you can't get clean by the next piss test you deserve jail for stupidity. You've already violated 8 times and are being given another chance (you've been given way more chances than most), don't blow it dude. I'm not trying to be a dick, just saying.

I'm pulling for you.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: Niffla]
    #18996622 - 10/18/13 05:38 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah I know, I'm not gonna fuck up again, I'm going to ween down over the next two weeks, then quit at the two week mark to ensure I can be clean on time.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: TrentBoyett] * 1
    #18998553 - 10/19/13 05:27 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Yeah I know, I'm not gonna fuck up again, I'm going to ween down over the next two weeks, then quit at the two week mark to ensure I can be clean on time.




:facepalm:


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: luvdemshrooms]
    #19001380 - 10/19/13 08:26 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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mjmihalov said:
Yeah I know, I'm not gonna fuck up again, I'm going to ween down over the next two weeks, then quit at the two week mark to ensure I can be clean on time.




:facepalm:




Don't wanna withdraw from the weed deprivation bro.

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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: luvdemshrooms]
    #19001403 - 10/19/13 08:29 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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mjmihalov said:
Yeah I know, I'm not gonna fuck up again, I'm going to ween down over the next two weeks, then quit at the two week mark to ensure I can be clean on time.




:facepalm:




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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: ilike_trees]
    #19001423 - 10/19/13 08:33 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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mjmihalov said:
Yeah I know, I'm not gonna fuck up again, I'm going to ween down over the next two weeks, then quit at the two week mark to ensure I can be clean on time.




:facepalm:




Don't wanna withdraw from the weed deprivation bro.

:trollmove:




Fuck off, I'm not going over this shit again, obviously I don't mean I literally have to ween down like you would from a gram a day boy habit.

Its just easier to slow down first then quit IMO.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19001427 - 10/19/13 08:34 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

How would you know if you've never quit?  Weren't you saying you failed after a month or something like that before?  Why would you risk it?


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #19001437 - 10/19/13 08:36 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I have quit many times, and yeah when I quit the first time after smoking nearly every day for 8 years it took like over 5 months to get fully clean, but I haven't been smoking that much anymore.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19001476 - 10/19/13 08:46 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Just stop having it around. Don't buy it and don't hang out with people who will be smoking it.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: psi]
    #19001544 - 10/19/13 09:06 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I really don't understand people who have such a hard time not smoking weed. I get that it can be mentally addicting, but the effects of Marijuana are not worth risking freedom over.
Geeze I would hate to see what you were like with a bad Heroin or Cocaine habit.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: LoveYourLife]
    #19001664 - 10/19/13 09:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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psi said:
Just stop having it around. Don't buy it and don't hang out with people who will be smoking it.




I'll never escape weed, it's too common, literally everyone I know smokes besides like my mom and grandma, I know way too many places to get it, everywhere I go there are people smoking, etc...

I just have to learn better self control, which I'm working on.


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I really don't understand people who have such a hard time not smoking weed. I get that it can be mentally addicting, but the effects of Marijuana are not worth risking freedom over.
Geeze I would hate to see what you were like with a bad Heroin or Cocaine habit.




And I've dabbled with heroin/opiate addiction, I've always got out before it got too bad, I handle my opiates/other drug use better than I handle my marijuana use, I think it's because of how much of a staple it used to be in my life.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19001817 - 10/19/13 10:12 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Fair enough man. Just don't put off quitting. The anxiety you will be dealing with from worrying about failing will not be worth the high marijuana gives you.


My 2000th post by the way, whoo :feelsgoodman:


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