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TrentBoyett
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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#18956529 - 10/09/13 09:06 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Its been a while since I smoked now, and I can definitely tell, I hate the way I feel right now. I'm so angry at nothing, I have very little/no appetite, I can't sleep. I can't even explain my mindset right now, like I literally feel crazy/retarded.
I need a blunt, but that's not going to happen.
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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: TrentBoyett]
#18956538 - 10/09/13 09:08 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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fwiw, if ya make it through it, that tolerance reset is something else... i like to call the resulting hyper-buzz "eigth-grade high.".. it's worth looking forward to...
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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: TrentBoyett]
#18956541 - 10/09/13 09:09 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Exercise would do you some good
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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: TrentBoyett]
#18956570 - 10/09/13 09:14 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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mjmihalov said: Its been a while since I smoked now, and I can definitely tell, I hate the way I feel right now. I'm so angry at nothing, I have very little/no appetite, I can't sleep. I can't even explain my mindset right now, like I literally feel crazy/retarded.
I need a blunt, but that's not going to happen.

Seriously though I get pretty irritable and shit too when I quit weed. I'm the opposite with sleep though, it makes me want to sleep more. Exercise is good like someone said, even just getting out for a walk.
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TrentBoyett
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My tolerance doesn't really reset honestly, last time I quit for 6 months than smoked 2 fat blunts of some decent weed to the head and didn't even get high.
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MystiqueMushroom said: Exercise would do you some good
I know, I wish my heavy bag was still up, I need to take out some anger and it is the perfect thing for that, I'm putting it back up in the morning.
I feel like crying for like literally no reason.
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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: TrentBoyett]
#18956594 - 10/09/13 09:19 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Go for a walk/jog
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Well they do sell sythenic piss online which has almost the exact same chemical composition as real human urine. Although synthetic urine is made in a lab, it still has the proper color, pH, and all of the common compounds found in a real urine solution, and fake dicks which come in different colors that look 95% real and can shoot out the fake piss, but it's a bit expansive it's like $130 for 1 Vial of piss, 2 Heat packs, 1 Temperature indicator, and 1 Syringe plus the fake dick.
http://www.detoxforless.com/urine-test-device/whizzinator-fake-penis-white.aspx
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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: geazerpleaser]
#18956624 - 10/09/13 09:24 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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geazerpleaser said: Well they do sell sythenic piss online which has almost the exact same chemical composition as real human urine. Although synthetic urine is made in a lab, it still has the proper color, pH, and all of the common compounds found in a real urine solution, and fake dicks which come in different colors that look 95% real and can shoot out the fake piss, but it's a bit expansive it's like $130 for 1 Vial of piss, 2 Heat packs, 1 Temperature indicator, and 1 Syringe plus the fake dick.
http://www.detoxforless.com/urine-test-device/whizzinator-fake-penis-white.aspx
Bookmarked
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I just got back inside from walking around, its too cold for me to be out there right now, I gotta a headache and being too cold made it worse, plus I got shot in the eye with a bottle rocket a few years ago and if it's too cold(or too hot or too sunny) it starts to hurt really bad and I have to sit in my room with no light and I cant move or the pain becomes literally unbearable.
I'm just gonna chill for the night, hopefully eventually I'll pass out, but I probably won't because I never can when I quit smoking.
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You will always get caught if you try to use one of those in a probation office.
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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: ilus]
#18956648 - 10/09/13 09:28 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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illustrain said: You will always get caught if you try to use one of those in a probation office.
Why?
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geazerpleaser
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Oh and if you do buy the fake dick you should also buy some paint to make the dick look more natural and real.
and have some practice runs with it USING WATER so that you get the hang of it
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Sorry OP. Just do your time. Use your time in jail to get buff, get clean, and refocus your life. You'll have plenty of time to read in there too. Good luck, it's just another chapter.
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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: geazerpleaser]
#18956655 - 10/09/13 09:30 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'd paint it like I had herpes
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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: geazerpleaser]
#18956659 - 10/09/13 09:30 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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geazerpleaser said: Well they do sell sythenic piss online which has almost the exact same chemical composition as real human urine. Although synthetic urine is made in a lab, it still has the proper color, pH, and all of the common compounds found in a real urine solution, and fake dicks which come in different colors that look 95% real and can shoot out the fake piss, but it's a bit expansive it's like $130 for 1 Vial of piss, 2 Heat packs, 1 Temperature indicator, and 1 Syringe plus the fake dick.
http://www.detoxforless.com/urine-test-device/whizzinator-fake-penis-white.aspx
I have $0.30 in my bank, plus the guy has seen my dick many of times and I wouldn't want to take the chance of him noticing it being different then I'll go to jail anyways. Plus even if I pass I'm still probably going to jail so they're gonna notice it when they make me strip in front of them.
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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: ButteredToast]
#18956676 - 10/09/13 09:33 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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ButteredToast said: Sorry OP. Just do your time. Use your time in jail to get buff, get clean, and refocus your life. You'll have plenty of time to read in there too. Good luck, it's just another chapter.
That's what I plan on doing, honestly I'm not really sweating going to jail, I just don't want to quit smoking marijuana, but I might as well quit now so I'm a little more level-headed before I go in.
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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: geazerpleaser]
#18956706 - 10/09/13 09:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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dam I'm sorry man, but I did find this on another forum Quote:
I purchased Dr. Green's Agent X synthetic urine. I then I visited Walmart and purchased the following materials: 1. latex balloons 2. small fish tank air line tubing 3. electrical tape 4. oral dosing syringe 5. digital thermometer 6. rubber bands 7. large tub of vaseline 8. plastic valve for air line tubing 9. band aids
I stuck the air line tubing about half way into the balloon. I then fastened it tight with a rubber band and secured the whole thing with electrical tape. i measured the distance from my anus to my dick head and cut the tubing to size. About half way down the tubing, I cut the tubing again and placed the valve in this spot. I covered the balloon with vaseline and inserted it rectally with my finger. I then affixed the tube to my penis with a few band aids.
I filled the oral dosing syringe with water and connected it to the tube. I injected water into the tube 10 times (3 fluid oz). I could feel the balloon fill with the cool water but there was little discomfort beyond that. After one hour I released the valve and filled a cup with the water. I tested it with the thermometer. It was a perfect 98.6 degrees.
The day of my test I repeated the process but with the synthetic urine instead of water. The monitor was unable to see the tube as it was affixed under my penis and it appeared the the urine was coming from my penis. I was able to engage and disengage the valve with no issues. The sample was at the perfect temperature and the monitor did not even think twice about it! My sample was accepted and I got done before the guy who had come in before me!
Before you go and call me gay because I inserted something in my ass, well, I did what I had to do to keep my freedom and privacy. It really only hurt when I put the balloon in and when I removed it. I've never put anything in my ass before and I did not enjoy it. I did however enjoy getting away with falsifying my urine sample to the lab without incident.
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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: geazerpleaser]
#18956764 - 10/09/13 09:49 PM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I know how to pass a drug test, sure-jell(fruit pectin), mix it with water and chug that nasty shit ~1 hour before test a long with a lot of b vitamins for color and about a half gallon+ of water and piss once before the test then you'll be good.
I know countless people who use this all the time with success. I tried it once and failed because I was smoking very heavily up to a few hours before the test, then I tried it once after not smoking for a few days and I passed for THC, but still failed for amps, cocaine, and opiates which I was using all of them heavily up to like 12 hours before the test, but that was just a home test to see if it works.
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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: TrentBoyett]
#18958441 - 10/10/13 09:30 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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mjmihalov said: I know how to pass a drug test, sure-jell(fruit pectin), mix it with water and chug that nasty shit ~1 hour before test a long with a lot of b vitamins for color and about a half gallon+ of water and piss once before the test then you'll be good.
I know countless people who use this all the time with success. I tried it once and failed because I was smoking very heavily up to a few hours before the test, then I tried it once after not smoking for a few days and I passed for THC, but still failed for amps, cocaine, and opiates which I was using all of them heavily up to like 12 hours before the test, but that was just a home test to see if it works.
Those supplements do not work. It's Snake Oil. The instructions are the way they are because you are just essentially diluting your system. You can achieve the same spotty results without this "sure-jell." In my area there is one all the kids use called "Test-Pure." It's a hoax.
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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: ilike_trees]
#18958547 - 10/10/13 10:04 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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ilike_trees said:
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mjmihalov said: I know how to pass a drug test, sure-jell(fruit pectin), mix it with water and chug that nasty shit ~1 hour before test a long with a lot of b vitamins for color and about a half gallon+ of water and piss once before the test then you'll be good.
I know countless people who use this all the time with success. I tried it once and failed because I was smoking very heavily up to a few hours before the test, then I tried it once after not smoking for a few days and I passed for THC, but still failed for amps, cocaine, and opiates which I was using all of them heavily up to like 12 hours before the test, but that was just a home test to see if it works.
Those supplements do not work. It's Snake Oil. The instructions are the way they are because you are just essentially diluting your system. You can achieve the same spotty results without this "sure-jell." In my area there is one all the kids use called "Test-Pure." It's a hoax.
Nah, I've tried with just dilution and failed then took sure-jell and took the test and passed.
It's not something marketed to pass drug tests with, it's something you buy at a grocery store to make homemade jam with. Idk what it does, but it does something.
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