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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #18942628 - 10/06/13 10:24 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I doubt they'll simply lock you up for failure to report (as long as it isn't a frequent occurrence), especially if you can prove you called and tried to get a hold of your new PO after you "forgot."

Like I said, use your family situation for sympathy.  You're doing the right thing by supporting your mother so you might as well try and get something out of it.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #18942645 - 10/06/13 10:30 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I got one other failure to report, my probation is like 45 miles from where I stay, and I couldn't find a ride so I called and told him and he said okay just come in regular time next month, so that's what I did and he still violated me for some reason.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #18942647 - 10/06/13 10:32 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

oil change


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #18942648 - 10/06/13 10:32 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

And I might try using my family situation to help me but idk if it'll work, plus I really don't want them to know because I don't want CSB to get involved or some shit.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #18942665 - 10/06/13 10:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

True, didn't think about that.

But yea, an oil change isn't the most outrageous thing that you could do.  Try and get a hold of your PO before hand and act super sorry and shit and see what cards he's trying to play


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #18942682 - 10/06/13 10:43 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Uhhh an "oil change" is pretty fucking outrageous. For weed?  Jesus.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: ilus]
    #18942686 - 10/06/13 10:44 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

What is a more outrageous thing to do to smoke weed, an oil change (something old dudes do so much it's ridiculous, have you never seen those catheter commercials on TV?) OR GOING TO FUCKING JAIL?


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: Mush4Brains] * 1
    #18942708 - 10/06/13 10:49 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

What's more outrageous is being violated 8+ times and needing to do an oil change because of it.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: Mush4Brains] * 3
    #18942711 - 10/06/13 10:50 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

If you have to inject someone elses nasty piss into your bladder its time to reevaluate your options and choices, environment or not.  Dude has two months, he has obviously quit before for more than a month if hes been this long.  Im sure your PO wants you off just as much as you do if youve violated that many times.  Goddam just finsh her already.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: ilus]
    #18942755 - 10/06/13 10:58 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:facepalm3: Its just some weed man. Definitely not worth jail time. How do you imagine sitting in a cell will make you feel.

I am pretty sure getting ass-raped is not good for your anxiety either.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #18942757 - 10/06/13 10:59 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

You don't get assraped in jail LOL.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #18942765 - 10/06/13 11:00 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Maybe his anxiety stems from unresolved latent homosexuality and a lack of an authoritative male figure in his life, so a bit of dominating buttrape is just what he needs.
But really dude, how could you not have thought this through OP? Prison sucks more than sobriety.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #18942772 - 10/06/13 11:02 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Technically you could if you weren't in general population...


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: DeeBee] * 1
    #18942776 - 10/06/13 11:03 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Mila Kunis is so sexy. I would disappoint her so hard.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #18942782 - 10/06/13 11:04 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Mush4Brains said:
You don't get assraped in jail LOL.




You tell that to yourself. I have seen The Shawshank Redemption...


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #18942787 - 10/06/13 11:04 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Dawg, Shawshank was about PRISON.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: ilus]
    #18942792 - 10/06/13 11:07 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #18942795 - 10/06/13 11:07 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:ancientaliens:

Mericans and their funny jail/prison system!

Still probably gonna share a room with some decease carrying man whore.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: ilus]
    #18942800 - 10/06/13 11:08 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

illustrain said:





Nothing scummy about cheating the corrupt system


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: Mush4Brains] * 1
    #18942806 - 10/06/13 11:10 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Um, injecting urine into yourself is pretty scummy.


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