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What's the chance i'm not going to jail?
    #18942440 - 10/06/13 09:31 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I'm guessing none but idk...

I was supposed to see my po september 20th but I skipped 'cause I was dirty as fuck and was gonna go to jail anyways.

They just switched my day and my agent, I use to go on Wednesdays now I go on Fridays.

So I called and left a message saying I forgot to come, which is plausible, he never called me back though, but I just got a letter saying to come in the 18th, and that he couldn't hear the number I told him to call me back on or something.

I've been on probation for 22 months and got two months left. During them 22 months I've violated like 8+ times, mainly for +THC urinalysis/ admitting to using marijuana.

My last po said if I fail one more time I'm going to jail, and I've been smoking weed so I'll be dirty for THC.

I have a few options..

1. Go in on the 18th and go to jail right then.

2. Go in on the 18th and tell my po that I can't function in society without using marijuana, I'll tell him that I have severe social anxiety and THC makes that disappear. Then I'll just see what happens.

3. Try drinking surejell to be clean, I'll have to test it out first though because last time I tried that I still failed, but I smoked the night before. But even if I am clean they still might lock me up for failure to report.

4. Just don't go yet, a lot of my friends, as well as myself, have October birthdays, plus Halloween is coming up, so there will be a lot of parties to go to this month. So I'm thinking about just having a good time this month and waiting 'til November to turn my self in.

I'm pretty sure I'm going to jail either way I go about it.

Do you think any of my plans will work? Or can you think of anything I could do to prevent going to jail?


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: TrentBoyett] * 1
    #18942446 - 10/06/13 09:33 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I'm no expert but in my opinion...

1. sounds maybe

2. sounds risky but better than nothing

3. sounds like the best bet

4. sounds like the worst possible thing to do


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: Synthe] * 4
    #18942489 - 10/06/13 09:47 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Or you could just stop fucking smoking weed. Depending on how long you have, I don't recommend going to jail in November in case you might be in the can during Christmas.. that shit would suck.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: Synthe]
    #18942491 - 10/06/13 09:48 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

12 days to get clean is more than enough time if you put a lot of effort towards doing so.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: Synthe] * 2
    #18942505 - 10/06/13 09:52 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Get a piece of paper, go to some AA meetings and have the secretary sign off on it, then go talk to your PO. Tell him your trying to get sober, show him the sheet tell him you got a sponsor and are really going to try. Then stay sober till you get off probation and do whatever you want.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: Dudits] * 4
    #18942514 - 10/06/13 09:54 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

this may sound harsh, but if only 2 months left you need to man the fuck up stop smoking and get over it anxiety or not. in 2 months you wont have to worry anymore.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: Dudits]
    #18942523 - 10/06/13 09:56 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

You have twelve days to get clean?  Come on, unless you're fat as shit this won't be an issue.  For the next five days, work out as hard as you can. Even if it is walking 2 miles or running down the block and back.  For the last week, eat as much butter and fat as you can and don't even think about getting on the couch.  Gain as much fat as you possibly can, all while drinking shit tons of water.


Explain this whole crack problem with your dad, and be like "I wouldn't be risking this shit after 22/24 months" and you should be good.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: TrentBoyett] * 8
    #18942537 - 10/06/13 10:00 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

How fucking pathetic are you that you cannot stop smoking fucking weed when your freedom is at stake?
You need to take a deep analysis of your choices and your state of mind, because something isn't working in your brain


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #18942539 - 10/06/13 10:00 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

you would rather smoke weed even though it means going to jail?

:dudewtf:


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: something super extreme]
    #18942540 - 10/06/13 10:01 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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How fucking pathetic are you that you cannot stop smoking fucking weed when your freedom is at stake?
You need to take a deep analysis of your choices and your state of mind, because something isn't working in your brain




If he was bipolar and taking lithium would you be saying "how fucking pathetic are you that you cannot stop taking lithium?"

Seriously, cannabis is a powerful, and potentially extremely beneficial drug.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #18942547 - 10/06/13 10:03 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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mjmihalov said:
I'm guessing none but idk...

I was supposed to see my po september 20th but I skipped 'cause I was dirty as fuck and was gonna go to jail anyways.

They just switched my day and my agent, I use to go on Wednesdays now I go on Fridays.

So I called and left a message saying I forgot to come, which is plausible, he never called me back though, but I just got a letter saying to come in the 18th, and that he couldn't hear the number I told him to call me back on or something.

I've been on probation for 22 months and got two months left. During them 22 months I've violated like 8+ times, mainly for +THC urinalysis/ admitting to using marijuana.

My last po said if I fail one more time I'm going to jail, and I've been smoking weed so I'll be dirty for THC.

I have a few options..

1. Go in on the 18th and go to jail right then.

2. Go in on the 18th and tell my po that I can't function in society without using marijuana, I'll tell him that I have severe social anxiety and THC makes that disappear. Then I'll just see what happens.

3. Try drinking surejell to be clean, I'll have to test it out first though because last time I tried that I still failed, but I smoked the night before. But even if I am clean they still might lock me up for failure to report.

4. Just don't go yet, a lot of my friends, as well as myself, have October birthdays, plus Halloween is coming up, so there will be a lot of parties to go to this month. So I'm thinking about just having a good time this month and waiting 'til November to turn my self in.

I'm pretty sure I'm going to jail either way I go about it.

Do you think any of my plans will work? Or can you think of anything I could do to prevent going to jail?




My advice would be option 1.

Idk what kind of charges your facing, or what kind of jail time comes with them, but the way I see it bro, you went 22 months with no real punishment involved. If you have to do 30 days and be done with your hands wiped clean of the situation, then so be it. Jails not that bad... take 100-150 bucks with you and just chill for a month. From the sounds of things getting some time away from pot could be good for you because it sounds like your weed use is causing you social anxiety. This is nothing to worry about, it's a pretty common side effect of prolonged marijuana use.

Definitely do not try to pull the dependency card saying you need it... You will probably get time added to probation and have to go to some sort of rehab. Time and $$ you do not want to fuck with.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: Mush4Brains] * 5
    #18942553 - 10/06/13 10:04 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

You can function just fine without marijuana, so that's not really a compelling thing to say
He has plenty of reasons to not smoke, like staying out of jail. Instead, like a true dumbass, continues to smoke and then resigns himself to incarceration. Seriously?

Regardless of whatever imagined detrimental state of mind, or just poor impulse control, it's goddamned pitiful that this fucker has violated eight times knowing that he'll wind up in prison.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #18942560 - 10/06/13 10:05 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Ah, following in your dads footsteps huh?

22 months on PO and in the last 2 months you can't stay clean? :lol:


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: something super extreme] * 2
    #18942568 - 10/06/13 10:07 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

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How fucking pathetic are you that you cannot stop smoking fucking weed when your freedom is at stake?
You need to take a deep analysis of your choices and your state of mind, because something isn't working in your brain



This.  You're an idiot.  I'm on probation for 2 years and guess what, weed isn't worth my charge or jail. 

If you do option #2 you're going to jail, and then 30 day residential treatment.

Why would you even fuck around with drug testable options when you could be under the radar with psychs?


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: WhoManBeing]
    #18942570 - 10/06/13 10:08 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

i think cold turkey time!


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: Dudits]
    #18942575 - 10/06/13 10:09 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Brennus said:
Or you could just stop fucking smoking weed. Depending on how long you have, I don't recommend going to jail in November in case you might be in the can during Christmas.. that shit would suck.




I've tried and I have many times but I keep coming back to it, here's a qoute from a few weeks ago about why I smoke...


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I haven't been smoking it for like the past year+ except a few times because of probation, and I've seen a decline in my life, specifically how I handle my emotions, and how I feel about myself.

I recently started smoking again, and I've been handling my emotions better, crying & laughing, instead of not really expressing emotion/keeping everything bottled up.

Even more importantly I've been beginning to like myself, recently I've been real down on myself, I use to avoid looking in a mirror because I didn't like even seeing myself, but since I've started smoking again I've noticed a significant change in my confidence level, and have just started liking myself more in general.

No other drug comes close to doing this for me.

I don't even have to be high to feel like this, I just have to have smoked within the last few days.

The bad part is I got 3-4 more months of probation left and I'm not really willing to quit and feel shitty again I've done it long enough already and I'm tired of being down on myself.

I have a drug test Friday and I'm gonna very likely go to jail, seeing as how I already violated like 8 times.

I want to just be able to explain this to my po, but he just isn't the type to understand shit like this and he'd just be like fuck you have fun in jail. I mean he seems cool and all, he's just not cool with using drugs.

I've already been to drug counseling and explained all this to a counselor and they just didn't seem to get it, they just like shrug it off and talk about how bad drugs are and shit.

FML, I don't wanna go to jail but I never want to go back to living like how I've been. But if I go to jail I'll have to quit anyways, but when I'm in jail it doesn't bother me as much because I try and stay occupied but it still bothers me.





Also I don't really care about Christmas that much, but my probation ends on December 21st so they just make me stay in jail until then, but they might slap me with like 6 months or some bullshit(I hope not.)



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12 days to get clean is more than enough time if you put a lot of effort towards doing so.




Not for me, last time I quit it took like 4-5 months for me to be clean(sounds impossible I know, but apparently it's not.)

Granted that was after smoking nearly every day for 8 years, but still I have a slow metabolism and plenty of fat for THC to hide in.

But even if I'm clean there's still a good chance I'm going to go to jail.

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Get a piece of paper, go to some AA meetings and have the secretary sign off on it, then go talk to your PO. Tell him your trying to get sober, show him the sheet tell him you got a sponsor and are really going to try. Then stay sober till you get off probation and do whatever you want.




Good idea, but I've already been through drug counseling and shit once so idk if he'll buy it.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #18942593 - 10/06/13 10:14 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Do they watch you piss?

You could always go for an oil change.  It depends on how bad you want to stay out of jail.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #18942597 - 10/06/13 10:16 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Go to jail. once you go to jail they will revoke your probation. You will go to court to face your charges. This process will take about two weeks in most cases. If the maximum sentence for your charges is six months and you're a first time offender you will get like a month tops. Since you did your probation for so long they might just let you go with 3 weeks or something. Good luck, sorry you're a horrible pot addict.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: TrentBoyett] * 1
    #18942606 - 10/06/13 10:18 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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mjmihalov said:
I'm guessing none but idk...

I was supposed to see my po september 20th but I skipped 'cause I was dirty as fuck and was gonna go to jail anyways.

They just switched my day and my agent, I use to go on Wednesdays now I go on Fridays.

So I called and left a message saying I forgot to come, which is plausible, he never called me back though, but I just got a letter saying to come in the 18th, and that he couldn't hear the number I told him to call me back on or something.

I've been on probation for 22 months and got two months left. During them 22 months I've violated like 8+ times, mainly for +THC urinalysis/ admitting to using marijuana.

My last po said if I fail one more time I'm going to jail, and I've been smoking weed so I'll be dirty for THC.

I have a few options..

1. Go in on the 18th and go to jail right then.

2. Go in on the 18th and tell my po that I can't function in society without using marijuana, I'll tell him that I have severe social anxiety and THC makes that disappear. Then I'll just see what happens.

3. Try drinking surejell to be clean, I'll have to test it out first though because last time I tried that I still failed, but I smoked the night before. But even if I am clean they still might lock me up for failure to report.

4. Just don't go yet, a lot of my friends, as well as myself, have October birthdays, plus Halloween is coming up, so there will be a lot of parties to go to this month. So I'm thinking about just having a good time this month and waiting 'til November to turn my self in.

I'm pretty sure I'm going to jail either way I go about it.

Do you think any of my plans will work? Or can you think of anything I could do to prevent going to jail?



Turn yourself in.
You obviously cant treat an adult situation like an adult.
I haven't smoked weed in a year and a half due to probation. I also have bad anxiety. But you know what? i quit smoking weed because i knew it would just send me back to jail.
Man the fuck up.


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Re: What's the chance i'm not going to jail? [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #18942616 - 10/06/13 10:20 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Uzziel said:
Ah, following in your dads footsteps huh?




FUCK YOU... I lol'd though.

Quote:

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Do they watch you piss?

You could always go for an oil change.  It depends on how bad you want to stay out of jail.




Yeah they watch me hardcore.

Oil change? Using a syringe to put clean piss in my bladder? I thought about doing that but I don't want to fuck myself up, and even if I'm clean I might still go to jail.


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