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so drunk
    #18942190 - 10/06/13 08:18 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

i am so drunk i am typing with my eye closed...

what do you guys usually do when you get to this point?


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Re: so drunk [Re: Legend] * 3
    #18942195 - 10/06/13 08:19 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Take a dump, walk to taco bell, fuck something, punch something, sleep.


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Re: so drunk [Re: something super extreme]
    #18942199 - 10/06/13 08:20 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

sVs said:
Take a dump, walk to taco bell, fuck something, punch something, sleep.



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Re: so drunk [Re: Legend]
    #18942202 - 10/06/13 08:21 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Buffalo wings


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Re: so drunk [Re: TheMovement] * 1
    #18942212 - 10/06/13 08:23 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

stuff my face with carbohydrates.

or something salty and crunchy like chips.


try and masturbate, realize i probably won't be able to finish


throw up


sleep with garbage can next to bed


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Re: so drunk [Re: NWlight]
    #18942223 - 10/06/13 08:25 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Chips are carbohydrates :ancientaliens:.


But yes.  I've been to that point.  Usually I go on Reddit and troll some bitches, drunk text girls and try and get some booty, or pass out with frozen pizzas in the oven :shrug:.


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Re: so drunk [Re: NWlight]
    #18942227 - 10/06/13 08:27 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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NWlight said:

try and masturbate, realize i probably won't be able to finish







:rofl:


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Re: so drunk [Re: TheMovement]
    #18942229 - 10/06/13 08:27 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I start listening to Three6Mafia or some grimey electro.
Anything Chopped and Screwed




Also finding new combinations of incredibly greasy food I can eat out of a bowl.
Can of tuna, extremely raw bacon, cheese, any/all leftovers, maybe some lettuce to make it a legitimate salad.
If its not good, just add a stick of butter.


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Re: so drunk [Re: pcplease]
    #18942239 - 10/06/13 08:29 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Can of tuna, extremely raw bacon, cheese, any/all leftovers, maybe some lettuce to make it a legitimate salad.




:laugh2:

Shit.  yeah.


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Re: so drunk [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #18942253 - 10/06/13 08:33 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

lmao.. i've added half a tub of sour cream to instant rice then mixed in velveeta and beans and shit.


just whatever sounds good :rofl:


wasted cooking is so fun


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Re: so drunk [Re: NWlight] * 1
    #18942263 - 10/06/13 08:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

thnks pcp this is such a good track

im putting in my jefferson airplane cd and walking to mcdonalds


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Re: so drunk [Re: NWlight] * 2
    #18942265 - 10/06/13 08:38 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Wasted "cooking."

Ramen and ranch?  Shit lets add some frozen salad shrimp... lets add some cheese... lets add some pickles... Is this horseradish still good?  Fuck it"


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Re: so drunk [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #18942289 - 10/06/13 08:42 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:lolsy:


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Re: so drunk [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #18942304 - 10/06/13 08:45 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:grin:
Wasted cookings great.

@legend
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That one's one of my favorites, Dj Screw started the whole "chopped and screwed" thing in Texas rap/hiphop.
He has SO many mixtapes, too, it's awesome


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Re: so drunk [Re: pcplease]
    #18942315 - 10/06/13 08:49 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Man everyone around here listens to zero

I pretty much unplugged myself but that's Houston rap

I do love slim thug chopped and screwed tho


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Re: so drunk [Re: pcplease] * 1
    #18942318 - 10/06/13 08:50 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

LOL being from the dirty south himself, I'm sure he has listened to Screw :lol:

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Re: so drunk [Re: Legend]
    #18942387 - 10/06/13 09:16 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

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thnks pcp this is such a good track

im putting in my jefferson airplane cd and walking to mcdonalds






I only just found out what that link in your sig linked to.

:rockthefuckout:  :youthemandawg:


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Re: so drunk [Re: NWlight]
    #18942396 - 10/06/13 09:19 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

NWlight said:
stuff my face with carbohydrates.

or something salty and crunchy like chips.


try and masturbate, realize i probably won't be able to finish


throw up


sleep with garbage can next to bed





:cheersyoufuck:


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Re: so drunk [Re: NWlight]
    #18942409 - 10/06/13 09:23 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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NWlight said:



try and masturbate, realize i probably won't be able to finish


throw up


sleep with garbage can next to bed




:lol:

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Re: so drunk [Re: Legend]
    #18942411 - 10/06/13 09:23 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Eh listen to this



It's like a U.V. light hidden puzzle if being drunk is the U.V. light and a magically good song is the hidden bit


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Re: so drunk [Re: Synthe]
    #18942465 - 10/06/13 09:40 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

just picked up a 79 cent loaf of white bread from corner store.


gonna eat a whole tub of butter with it


:drunkdriver: :lolfat:


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Re: so drunk [Re: NWlight]
    #18942487 - 10/06/13 09:46 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

NWlight said:
just picked up a 79 cent loaf of white bread from corner store.


gonna eat a whole tub of butter with it


:drunkdriver: :lolfat:



Haha I know that feeling

The feeling of, "goddamn, I know I just had 2 slices of pizza, but I'm gonna have 2 more cause fuck it".
Followed by "Shit, after that 3rd slice of pizza, I can't finish the 4th and I feel so sick I could fast for the next week."


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Re: so drunk [Re: NWlight]
    #18942503 - 10/06/13 09:52 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Sriacha+mayo sandwiches are a drunken snack I frequent.
And if I have cheese, well that's a party.

Love bread & butter too though.

Sometimes I'll sprinkle garlic salt on it, toss it in the toaster & bam, garlic bread :grin:

God these Hop Notch IPAs are good though :drooling:
Perfect balance of piney and citrusy and tropical fruity.
Going pretty well with this mango kush, they taste kinda similar.


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Re: so drunk [Re: pcplease]
    #18942512 - 10/06/13 09:54 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Two slices of pizza?  :lolsy:

I'll eat a whole fucking 18" large three topping.


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Re: so drunk [Re: pcplease]
    #18942517 - 10/06/13 09:54 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

pcplease said:
Sriacha+mayo sandwiches are a drunken snack I frequent.
And if I have cheese, well that's a party.

Love bread & butter too though.

Sometimes I'll sprinkle garlic salt on it, toss it in the toaster & bam, garlic bread :grin:

God these Hop Notch IPAs are good though :drooling:
Perfect balance of piney and citrusy and tropical fruity.
Going pretty well with this mango kush, they taste kinda similar.



Glad to know I'm not the only one that makes garlic bread that way :awehigh:


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Re: so drunk [Re: MrMagicMushroom]
    #18942524 - 10/06/13 09:56 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

holy shit I have mayo AND siracha :Awemazing:

must try


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Re: so drunk [Re: something super extreme]
    #18942545 - 10/06/13 10:02 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

sVs said:
Take a dump, walk to taco bell, fuck something, punch something, sleep



I basically did all that the last time I was really extra shitfaced, except I ate good authentic mexican. Woke up the next morning with my right arm totally numb, from my hand to my elbow.  Lasted for a day and a half, freaked me out.  My gf said I randomly decided to go off on the punching bag which I don't remember.  Probably a combination of hitting the bag hard/weirdly and falling asleep on my right arm while drunk as fuck.  I was drinking everclear and whiskey.  Why I needed the whiskey ontop of the copious amounts of everclear I'll never know.


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Re: so drunk [Re: Mush 4 Brains] * 1
    #18942557 - 10/06/13 10:05 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I don't eat taco bell because I want an authentic Mexican experience.
I eat it because l'm drunk, lazy, and I want a fucking taco.


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Re: so drunk [Re: something super extreme]
    #18942571 - 10/06/13 10:09 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

try to yack and replace the lost fluids with vodka.

tacos aren't a bad idea, nor are cheetos.


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Re: so drunk [Re: something super extreme]
    #18942627 - 10/06/13 10:24 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

sVs said:
I don't eat taco bell because I want an authentic Mexican experience.
I eat it because l'm drunk, lazy, and I want a fucking taco.



Fair enough, I went to a legit mexican restaurant because I live among so many goddamn mexicans and a tacobell would be way out of my way.

PS: I love mexicans, so don't take offense.  Your food for the most part surpasses the white mans:thumbup:


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Re: so drunk [Re: Mush 4 Brains]
    #18942638 - 10/06/13 10:27 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Jack in the box tacos >>> taco bells

Taco bells still good


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Re: so drunk [Re: pcplease]
    #18942646 - 10/06/13 10:31 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Goddamnit I constantly see jack in the box commercials but I live like more than 20 miles from one.  On a different note any one else's mickey d's serving breakfast at midnight?


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Re: so drunk [Re: Mush 4 Brains]
    #18942664 - 10/06/13 10:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Have they always or is it a promo going on !?


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Re: so drunk [Re: pcplease]
    #18942674 - 10/06/13 10:41 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Just heard about it on the radio recently.  I cant tell you how many time's I've wanted a breakfast sandwich at night.  I live right by one and all there food is for shit imo, other than breakfast..


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Re: so drunk [Re: pcplease]
    #18942679 - 10/06/13 10:42 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Mush 4 Brains, I know you can't see this but you should tell your former drug connects to stop PMing me.  It's getting really fucking old.


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Re: so drunk [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #18942693 - 10/06/13 10:46 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:shitbird:


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Re: so drunk [Re: something super extreme]
    #18942703 - 10/06/13 10:48 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

He ignored me after sending me hostile Private Messages.  All while some dude from Texas thought I was him and was asking me if I was still getting pills delivered?? :wtf:


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Re: so drunk [Re: something super extreme]
    #18942709 - 10/06/13 10:49 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

don't you even be calling me a shitbird, you damn shirbird


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Re: so drunk [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #18942715 - 10/06/13 10:50 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Two Mush 4 Brains  what is this madnesss  :eek:


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Re: so drunk [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #18942720 - 10/06/13 10:51 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Sounds like an issue for people who have some kind of ability to administrate moderation over these things.
Like an admin, or a mod.


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Re: so drunk [Re: Mush 4 Brains]
    #18942725 - 10/06/13 10:52 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Mush 4 Brains said:
don't you even be calling me a shitbird, you damn shirbird




I was calling your doppleganger a shitbird. I'm not sure what bird you are right now.

but it's funny you mentioned birds, cuz I'm high as shit.


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Re: so drunk [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #18942726 - 10/06/13 10:52 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah ignore that wannabe faggot, seriously guy is trying to steal my mediocre name.  I was about to change my name till I saw this fucker so clearly trying to steal it.


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Re: so drunk [Re: something super extreme]
    #18942730 - 10/06/13 10:53 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

sVs said:
Quote:

Mush 4 Brains said:
don't you even be calling me a shitbird, you damn shirbird




I was calling your doppleganger a shitbird. I'm not sure what bird you are right now.

but it's funny you mentioned birds, cuz I'm high as shit.



I'm surprised I'm even able to read shit right now honestly


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Re: so drunk [Re: something super extreme]
    #18942738 - 10/06/13 10:56 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Sounds like a issue for some vigilante justice :minigun:

sVs, we cool bro.


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Re: so drunk [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #18942748 - 10/06/13 10:58 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Cool like an ice cube in Alberta in the middle of a blizzard in a giant freezer full of air conditioners.


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Re: so drunk [Re: something super extreme]
    #18942753 - 10/06/13 10:58 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I would so rate you :mushroom2::mushroom2::mushroom2::mushroom2::mushroom2: if I could


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Re: so drunk [Re: Legend]
    #18942784 - 10/06/13 11:04 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Pass Out

the only thing alcohol is really good for

...and for fucking i guess
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Re: so drunk [Re: Tripsurfer] * 1
    #18943087 - 10/07/13 01:09 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Two Mush 4 Brains  what is this madnesss  :eek:



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Re: so drunk [Re: NWlight] * 1
    #18943102 - 10/07/13 01:14 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I normally pass out and then sometime later I pee myself and wake up to find that oddly my pants are gone and in my friends washer..


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Re: so drunk [Re: dontknow]
    #18943104 - 10/07/13 01:15 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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I normally pass out and then sometime later I pee myself and wake up to find that oddly my pants are gone and in my friends washer..



:lolsy:

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Re: so drunk [Re: SeattleBlue] * 1
    #18943337 - 10/07/13 03:52 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

fuck alcohol. i feel like SHIT. also i guess i puked on the side of my bed last night. :facepalm:

i have  a vague memory of stumbling home in the grass while eating a burger, but thats about it.


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Re: so drunk [Re: Legend]
    #18943998 - 10/07/13 10:03 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: so drunk [Re: Legend]
    #18944012 - 10/07/13 10:07 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Legend said:
fuck alcohol. i feel like SHIT. also i guess i puked on the side of my bed last night. :facepalm:

i have  a vague memory of stumbling home in the grass while eating a burger, but thats about it.




Don't worry man, we got a kegger tonight!!!

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Re: so drunk [Re: Legend]
    #18944013 - 10/07/13 10:07 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Legend said:
fuck alcohol. i feel like SHIT. also i guess i puked on the side of my bed last night. :facepalm:





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NWlight said:

sleep with garbage can next to bed



:nono:

I remember my first beer.

haha just kidding, I've done that several times myself.  one of them embarrassingly recent.


now you chug water and have some ibuprofen.



My favorite hangover cure is a slurpee from 7-11 or other similar icy sweet beverage from a corner store.


feel better Legend :sadyes:


keep your sunglasses on all day :lol:


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Re: so drunk [Re: Uzziel]
    #18944126 - 10/07/13 10:41 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

haha yeahhhhh, well i totally missed the trashcan... so now i have to clean off my phone, glasses
and bed. but oh well. that slurpee idea sounds awesome, cold, and sweet sounds godly.

hopefully i can keep that down. but thanks, i did this to myself, i guess i can suffer for a bit. lol.
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Legend said:
fuck alcohol. i feel like SHIT. also i guess i puked on the side of my bed last night. :facepalm:

i have  a vague memory of stumbling home in the grass while eating a burger, but thats about it.




Don't worry man, we got a kegger tonight!!!

Round 2! :highfive:



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Re: so drunk [Re: Legend]
    #18944147 - 10/07/13 10:45 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

don't get a slurpee dude that will FUCK YER stomach up!!that's a horrible cure!!
go to 7 11 and get a big gulp 2 parts blue powerade,1 part cold water with LOTS Of ICE plus for 1-2 punch take an asprin and eat something salty but not too fatty..what ever you do don't eat 2 tacos from jack in the box with fries


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Re: so drunk [Re: Doctor Sponge]
    #18944156 - 10/07/13 10:46 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I suggest getting a gatorade as well :sun:



he's right though when you come down off the sugar rush you feel like shit X2.


it's a quick fix, not a cure.


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Re: so drunk [Re: Doctor Sponge]
    #18944158 - 10/07/13 10:47 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

i feel like you guys just want me to puke with all of this talk about greasy food.

:lol:

powerade would be cool, gotta replenish those electrolytes.


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Re: so drunk [Re: Legend] * 1
    #18944161 - 10/07/13 10:48 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

ELECTROLYTES



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Re: so drunk [Re: Legend]
    #18944166 - 10/07/13 10:48 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Smoke some weed. :flowerchild:


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Re: so drunk [Re: NWlight]
    #18944182 - 10/07/13 10:52 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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ELECTROLYTES






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Re: so drunk [Re: Legend]
    #18944186 - 10/07/13 10:53 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

trust me ive had a lot of HO's,watered down blue powerade(Gatorade just doesn't do it 4 me for some reason)with LOTSA ICE really does a great job...THEN wait for a while,do some type of movement for 20 minutes like a walk or something then wait till yer ravenously hungry and order a large 3 topping pizza from dominoes for $7.99:lol:


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Re: so drunk [Re: Doctor Sponge]
    #18944189 - 10/07/13 10:54 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

now you're talking my language sponge

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Re: so drunk [Re: Legend]
    #18944206 - 10/07/13 10:58 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

that's just what I do lol
option B would be drink the powerade
wait

take appetite suppressant of some sort


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Re: so drunk [Re: Doctor Sponge]
    #18944317 - 10/07/13 11:26 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

this might seem like a gimmick but I gave it a try and now I use them religiously.


I have gotten completely blacked out drunk and woken up feeling just fine.  sometimes two or three days in a row.




seriously.  they cost like 3 dollars, next time you're at the store pick one up you will not regret it.


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The secret to NOHO’s success can best be described in one word: “Protection”. Many people think a hangover is caused by being dehydrated so they just try to drink water! Unfortunately, it’s not that easy. The body not only becomes dehydrated, but it also loses essential vitamins, minerals, nutrients and antioxidants.  On average it takes the average person's body about one hour to process the amount of pure alcohol in one drink (one drink = 5 oz glass of wine, 12 oz of beer or wine cooler, 1.5 oz of hard liquor). Since most people consume alcohol faster than their body can process it, their body goes into overdrive to break it down and process the alcohol that has already been consumed- YIKES. This process, in addition to natural liquid loss- aka “breaking the seal”- adds to the loss of the body’s hydrating factors, called alcoholic ketoacidosis or (AKA). Drinking a NOHO beforehand loads the body up with the perfect mixture of vitamins, minerals, nutrients and antioxidants that your body uses to process the alcohol in your system.  On top of everything else, we added ginger root, to ease the stomach, as well as prickly pear which flushes out the toxins from your liver.  Quite simply put... NOHO fortifies your body with the right stuff to help protect it against the downsides of alcohol.




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Re: so drunk [Re: NWlight]
    #18944428 - 10/07/13 11:39 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Looks like it says NO HO ha.  I was pretty hungover this morning, remembered I had tramadol waiting for me at the post office.  Tramadol, an energy drink, and a hot shower works wonders for a hangover.


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Re: so drunk [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #18945054 - 10/07/13 02:14 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Two slices of pizza?  :lolsy:

I'll eat a whole fucking 18" large three topping.






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