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OfflineYogi1
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FSM religion, his noodly appendage
    #18940244 - 10/06/13 01:07 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)



He is the flying spaghetti monster, can I get a ramen!

There is no evidence of his existence and a flying invisible spaghetti who created the universe and everything in it might sound ridiculous, but its true mmkay.

The only true love is the love received from his noodly appendage.


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Re: FSM religion, his noodly appendage [Re: Yogi1]
    #18940261 - 10/06/13 01:10 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I think if the flying Spaghetti Monster existed it would have sacrificed a few limbs to feed some starving Africans by now.


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Re: FSM religion, his noodly appendage [Re: Yogi1]
    #18940267 - 10/06/13 01:11 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

all hail the flying spaghetti monster!


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Re: FSM religion, his noodly appendage [Re: Yogi1]
    #18940281 - 10/06/13 01:15 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I like how you just completely ignore great divide between the Marinara FSMers and the Alfredo FSMers. Which is the true sauce?


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Re: FSM religion, his noodly appendage [Re: Withinity]
    #18940285 - 10/06/13 01:16 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Withinity said:
I think if the flying Spaghetti Monster existed it would have sacrificed a few limbs to feed some starving Africans by now.




Dont be silly, for he works in mysterious ways



Now enough with this ritualistic wearing of a torture murder symbol worn around the neck known as the crucifix, represent his noodly appendage with a spaghetti strainer in his image

To Orgone, I can see why many question the fundamentalist view of marinara, but I myself find this the smoother and more delicious perspective, for Alfredo can stick to untruths, and is much harder to reheat, if you will, through the generations.


Edited by Yogi1 (10/06/13 01:21 PM)


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Re: FSM religion, his noodly appendage [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #18940297 - 10/06/13 01:19 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

LMFAO

I think it's you who forgets the Bolognese  :noway2:


Edited by Withinity (10/06/13 01:19 PM)


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Re: FSM religion, his noodly appendage [Re: Withinity]
    #18940386 - 10/06/13 01:44 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

That is not even a contender. :nono:


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Re: FSM religion, his noodly appendage [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #18940400 - 10/06/13 01:47 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Breaking news: The first evidence that he is upon us!!!












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Re: FSM religion, his noodly appendage [Re: Yogi1]
    #18944790 - 10/07/13 01:08 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Breaking news: The above post was premature. The appearance of the fsm our lord almighty was actually a hoax.

Regardless may he reign aldente, ramen!


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Re: FSM religion, his noodly appendage [Re: Yogi1]
    #18945748 - 10/07/13 05:01 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Its hiding in Italy at the moment that's why most of the World think Italians Created pasta whilst forgetting about the Chinese.


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