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OfflinePsilosopherr
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It hurts a fair amount to walk after my sexual marathon
    #18938084 - 10/05/13 09:42 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Like getting up from low lying positions is pretty painful.

Didn't think you could even get this sore from love making. Hopefully I didn't pull something.

I obviously need to get more in shape so I can keep up with this woman


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Re: It hurts a fair amount to walk after my sexual marathon [Re: Psilosopherr] * 8
    #18938098 - 10/05/13 09:48 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

are you just trying  to brag because you finally experienced a vagina


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Re: It hurts a fair amount to walk after my sexual marathon [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #18938100 - 10/05/13 09:48 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I guess your date went well then eh? What did you end up doing? besides DSHSB


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Re: It hurts a fair amount to walk after my sexual marathon [Re: nicechrisman] * 1
    #18938116 - 10/05/13 09:54 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Maybe you gave yourself a hernia . . .


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Re: It hurts a fair amount to walk after my sexual marathon [Re: something super extreme]
    #18938140 - 10/05/13 09:59 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

sVs said:
are you just trying  to brag because you finally experienced a vagina



maybe a little bit. :lol:

I'm just a little concerned. I've never had this much pain from 'soreness.'


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Re: It hurts a fair amount to walk after my sexual marathon [Re: Psilosopherr] * 3
    #18938154 - 10/05/13 10:04 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

did you take it in the ass from her strap on?


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Re: It hurts a fair amount to walk after my sexual marathon [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18938167 - 10/05/13 10:08 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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nicechrisman said:
I guess your date went well then eh? What did you end up doing? besides DSHSB



well she just showed up the day before the date was planned, so we're saving the real date plans for this coming week.

We just kinda got drunk, walked and talked at a park, then had to deal with her car battery dying. Then went to her home for sex marathon. Very romantic :lol:


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Re: It hurts a fair amount to walk after my sexual marathon [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #18938175 - 10/05/13 10:10 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

rbalzer said: then had to deal with her car vibrator battery dying.




fixed


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Re: It hurts a fair amount to walk after my sexual marathon [Re: barong]
    #18938192 - 10/05/13 10:14 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I tore the muscle from the bone in my hip sophemore year. I can lay some serious pipe but sometimes in certain positions it will still lock up and ill have to roll off and spend 5 minutes fixing that shit. Can be a total buzz kill.


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Re: It hurts a fair amount to walk after my sexual marathon [Re: Enjoywho]
    #18938203 - 10/05/13 10:16 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Enjoywho said:
I tore the muscle from the bone in my hip sophemore year. I can lay some serious pipe but sometimes in certain positions it will still lock up and ill have to roll off and spend 5 minutes fixing that shit. Can be a total buzz kill.



damnn dude. That sounds painful and unpleasent.

Lamesauce


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Re: It hurts a fair amount to walk after my sexual marathon [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #18938221 - 10/05/13 10:22 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Yea I couldnt walk very well for about a year. Really sucked but it doesn't bother me much. Just will lock up sometimes during sex not often but it can happen and it sucks a fucking lot id rate it a 6.5-7 on the pain scale all though it goes away quickly can still kill a good sexy time.


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Re: It hurts a fair amount to walk after my sexual marathon [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #18938346 - 10/05/13 11:04 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

rbalzer said:

well she just showed up the day before the date was planned, so we're saving the real date plans for this coming week.

We just kinda got drunk, walked and talked at a park, then had to deal with her car battery dying. Then went to her home for sex marathon. Very romantic



:hmm::callingbullshit:


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Re: It hurts a fair amount to walk after my sexual marathon [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #18938373 - 10/05/13 11:13 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Sounds like a tough life man. :megusta:


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Re: It hurts a fair amount to walk after my sexual marathon [Re: r00tuuu123]
    #18938409 - 10/05/13 11:25 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

r00tuuu123 said:
Quote:

rbalzer said:

well she just showed up the day before the date was planned, so we're saving the real date plans for this coming week.

We just kinda got drunk, walked and talked at a park, then had to deal with her car battery dying. Then went to her home for sex marathon. Very romantic



:hmm::callingbullshit:




what seems bullshitty about that to you?

She didn't just "show up," she called first. But yeah, thats all. :shrug:


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Re: It hurts a fair amount to walk after my sexual marathon [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #18938433 - 10/05/13 11:32 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

That just cuz she just wanted some of that good dick.

:cheers: op


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"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

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Re: It hurts a fair amount to walk after my sexual marathon [Re: Enjoywho]
    #18938438 - 10/05/13 11:34 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Enjoywho said:
That just cuz she just wanted some of that good dick.

:cheers: op



Yeahhh she totally did. :grin:

Makes me feel good about myself


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Re: It hurts a fair amount to walk after my sexual marathon [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #18938443 - 10/05/13 11:36 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

rbalzer said:
Quote:

Enjoywho said:
That just cuz she just wanted some of that good dick.

:cheers: op



Yeahhh she totally did. :grin:

Makes me feel good about myself




Hell ya my friend. Keep it rollin. :cheers:


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"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

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Re: It hurts a fair amount to walk after my sexual marathon [Re: barong] * 1
    #18938527 - 10/06/13 12:11 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

barong said:
Quote:

rbalzer said: then had to deal with her car's built in vibrator dying.




fixed



doublefixed


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Re: It hurts a fair amount to walk after my sexual marathon [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #18938690 - 10/06/13 01:44 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Wow your mom must be twice as sore


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Re: It hurts a fair amount to walk after my sexual marathon [Re: niteman]
    #18938815 - 10/06/13 03:14 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Even in the craziest sex marathons I've had, the only thing that really gets sore is my prostrate.


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