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#18935044 - 10/05/13 07:59 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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i get it. you want to give your boring piece of shit product some spizazz by spicing it up with a fancy or witty or a funny name.
thing is, if its a basic every day product, give it a simple name with a number and call it a day.
my oven is a basic oven. 4 top burners and an oven that opens up from the front. they decided to call it...
THE MAGIC CHEF!!!!
really... the magic chef? theres nothing magical or special about this oven at all.
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#18935050 - 10/05/13 08:01 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: B_BOY]
#18935085 - 10/05/13 08:18 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Hamburger Helper
Where's the hamburger and how does it help it?
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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: Patlal]
#18935086 - 10/05/13 08:19 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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sure as hell doesnt help me out!
fuck... we ate that shit at least 3 times a day when i was a kid. fuck that noise.
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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: Not Responding] 5
#18935089 - 10/05/13 08:20 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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"I can't believe it's not butter!"
Well, I can.
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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: rulesq]
#18935090 - 10/05/13 08:22 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
rulesq said: "I can't believe it's not butter!"
Well, I can.
i can see some funny shit coming in this thread
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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: B_BOY] 2
#18935212 - 10/05/13 08:55 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Little Debbie's Cosmic Brownies.
Last time I checked marijuana was not listed in the ingredients.
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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: Dark_Star] 2
#18935328 - 10/05/13 09:23 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Minute rice... Takes five minutes to make.
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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: ilike_trees]
#18935336 - 10/05/13 09:25 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
ilike_trees said: Minute rice... Takes five minutes to make.
False representation, class action lawsuit, let's make millions.
Dude I like the way you think.
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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: ilike_trees]
#18935338 - 10/05/13 09:26 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: Not Responding]
#18935364 - 10/05/13 09:35 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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jews ear

fragrant clit(ocybe)

birds nest

dog's stinkhorn

bleeding tooth

hedgehog
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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: hidenseek1] 1
#18935368 - 10/05/13 09:36 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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obamaCARE
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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: Not Responding]
#18935371 - 10/05/13 09:38 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Bahaha best one so far!!!!!!!
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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: Not Responding]
#18935396 - 10/05/13 09:43 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Totally Awesome Pure Ammonia
I dont know what kind of crack lab does quality control there but its a brand name.
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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: Asante]
#18935401 - 10/05/13 09:44 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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is there an impure brand?
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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: Not Responding]
#18935403 - 10/05/13 09:45 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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somewhat awesome diluted ammonia?
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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: hidenseek1]
#18935406 - 10/05/13 09:46 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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half and half ammonia
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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: Not Responding]
#18935408 - 10/05/13 09:46 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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If it were truly totally awesome ammonia it'd be at least 20%
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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: Asante]
#18935416 - 10/05/13 09:50 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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no. it would be 100%
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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: Asante]
#18935421 - 10/05/13 09:51 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Peace tea...
Because drinking tea automatically makes you a hippie.
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