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basic products with ridiculous misleading names... * 4
    #18935044 - 10/05/13 07:59 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

i get it. you want to give your boring piece of shit product some spizazz by spicing it up with a fancy or witty or a funny name.

thing is, if its a basic every day product, give it a simple name with a number and call it a day.

my oven is a basic oven. 4 top burners and an oven that opens up from the front. they decided to call it...

THE MAGIC CHEF!!!!

really... the magic chef? theres nothing magical or special about this oven at all.


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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: Not Responding] * 3
    #18935050 - 10/05/13 08:01 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:lol:  +1


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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: B_BOY]
    #18935085 - 10/05/13 08:18 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Hamburger Helper

Where's the hamburger and how does it help it?


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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: Patlal]
    #18935086 - 10/05/13 08:19 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:lol:

sure as hell doesnt help me out!

fuck... we ate that shit at least 3 times a day when i was a kid. fuck that noise.


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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: Not Responding] * 5
    #18935089 - 10/05/13 08:20 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

"I can't believe it's not butter!"

Well, I can.


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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: rulesq]
    #18935090 - 10/05/13 08:22 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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"I can't believe it's not butter!"

Well, I can.



:lmafo: i can see some funny shit coming in this thread


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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: B_BOY] * 2
    #18935212 - 10/05/13 08:55 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Little Debbie's Cosmic Brownies.

Last time I checked marijuana was not listed in the ingredients. :ifyoucanawe:


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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: Dark_Star] * 2
    #18935328 - 10/05/13 09:23 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Minute rice... Takes five minutes to make.


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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: ilike_trees]
    #18935336 - 10/05/13 09:25 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Minute rice... Takes five minutes to make.




False representation, class action lawsuit, let's make millions.

Dude I like the way you think.


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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: ilike_trees]
    #18935338 - 10/05/13 09:26 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:lolsy:


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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: Not Responding]
    #18935364 - 10/05/13 09:35 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

jews ear






fragrant clit(ocybe)



birds nest




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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: hidenseek1] * 1
    #18935368 - 10/05/13 09:36 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

obamaCARE


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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: Not Responding]
    #18935371 - 10/05/13 09:38 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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obamaCARE



Bahaha  best one so far!!!!!!!


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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: Not Responding]
    #18935396 - 10/05/13 09:43 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Totally Awesome Pure Ammonia

I dont know what kind of crack lab does quality control there but its a brand name.


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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: Asante]
    #18935401 - 10/05/13 09:44 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

is there an impure brand?


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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: Not Responding]
    #18935403 - 10/05/13 09:45 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

somewhat awesome diluted ammonia?


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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: hidenseek1]
    #18935406 - 10/05/13 09:46 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:lolsy:

half and half ammonia


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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: Not Responding]
    #18935408 - 10/05/13 09:46 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

If it were truly totally awesome ammonia it'd be at least 20%


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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: Asante]
    #18935416 - 10/05/13 09:50 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

no. it would be 100%


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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: Asante]
    #18935421 - 10/05/13 09:51 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Peace tea...

Because drinking tea automatically makes you a hippie.


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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: ilike_trees]
    #18935423 - 10/05/13 09:51 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:crankey: GOOD THING I DRINK COFFEE!!!


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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: Patlal]
    #18935427 - 10/05/13 09:52 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

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Quote:

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Minute rice... Takes five minutes to make.




False representation, class action lawsuit, let's make millions.

Dude I like the way you think.




Their defense will be "The five was implied."

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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: hidenseek1]
    #18935429 - 10/05/13 09:53 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

im on my second 4 cup mug now!

got the dark silk shit!

i like my coffee how my chick likes her men. DARK AND BLACK and really strong.


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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: ilike_trees]
    #18935434 - 10/05/13 09:54 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

ya, its like being a minute man, the five is implied


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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: Not Responding]
    #18935436 - 10/05/13 09:55 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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im on my second 4 cup mug now!

got the dark silk shit!

i like my coffee how my chick likes her men. DARK AND BLACK and really strong.





i like milk, i also like maple syrup for sweetener but im trying to reduce my sugar intake


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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: hidenseek1]
    #18935437 - 10/05/13 09:55 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

that would be a great argument in court.

"please take notice of exhibit A"


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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: hidenseek1]
    #18935439 - 10/05/13 09:56 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

yeah, fuck all the sweetener shit and sugar.


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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: Not Responding] * 1
    #18935445 - 10/05/13 09:58 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: Not Responding]
    #18935446 - 10/05/13 09:58 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I find it funny all the ridiculous names they give sweetner...

WTF is "Splenda" supposed to even mean?


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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: rulesq]
    #18935448 - 10/05/13 09:58 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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The Portable Penetrator







:lolsy:
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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: rulesq]
    #18935449 - 10/05/13 09:59 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Cockburn whisky


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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: rulesq]
    #18935450 - 10/05/13 10:00 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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The Portable Penetrator






lmfao i ran across those on google earlier


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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: ilike_trees]
    #18935454 - 10/05/13 10:00 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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I find it funny all the ridiculous names they give sweetner...

WTF is "Splenda" supposed to even mean?




You can't figure it out?

That is splendid...


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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: B_BOY]
    #18935455 - 10/05/13 10:01 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

same.


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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: ilike_trees]
    #18935456 - 10/05/13 10:01 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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WTF is "Splenda" supposed to even mean?




Splendid, because it's so much like sugar (alegedly) and yet has no calories. Totally appropriate name.


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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: Fire is Born] * 2
    #18935458 - 10/05/13 10:01 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Cockburn whisky




Ever put whisky on your cock?

Trust me, the name means what it means


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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: Patlal]
    #18935466 - 10/05/13 10:03 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:lol:

And it's not just whiskey :derp:


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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: Not Responding]
    #18935472 - 10/05/13 10:04 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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i like my coffee how my chick likes her men. DARK AND BLACK and really strong.



That's funny I always end up with coffee like my women. 'COLD AND BITTER' . :psycrankey:


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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: r00tuuu123]
    #18935474 - 10/05/13 10:04 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:lolsy:

:sunspots:


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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: s240779]
    #18935477 - 10/05/13 10:06 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Patlal said:
Quote:

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Cockburn whisky




Ever put whisky on your cock?

Trust me, the name means what it means




I don't even wanna no... But thanks for the pro tip
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Quote:

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Quote:

ilike_trees said:
I find it funny all the ridiculous names they give sweetner...

WTF is "Splenda" supposed to even mean?




You can't figure it out?

That is splendid...



Quote:

Da2ra said:
Quote:

ilike_trees said:
WTF is "Splenda" supposed to even mean?




Splendid, because it's so much like sugar (alegedly) and yet has no calories. Totally appropriate name.




I don't know how appropriate it is to call that crap "splendid."

This name is approriate, but I felt the need to share this for those that haven't enjoyed it yet.



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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: ilike_trees] * 2
    #18935530 - 10/05/13 10:27 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

No body has ever cheered for cheerios.  They are the shittiest cereal every made.


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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: fapjack]
    #18935545 - 10/05/13 10:34 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

dude!

honey nut cheerios get me cheering random mornings!


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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: fapjack]
    #18935547 - 10/05/13 10:34 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

hhmmmm.... fapjack, you should make a pancake brand


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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: hidenseek1]
    #18935557 - 10/05/13 10:36 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

or a cereal!

Fap Jacks! could have little tiny penis marshmallows!


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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: Not Responding]
    #18935576 - 10/05/13 10:44 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

They aren't penises, they are mushrooms.

Also, I was referring to shitty type of cheerios with nothing on them but the flavoring that rubbed off of the cardboard box.


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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: fapjack]
    #18935583 - 10/05/13 10:46 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

oh and oooh.


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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: Not Responding]
    #18935699 - 10/05/13 11:25 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

who nutted in the nutella?


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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: mnj]
    #18935708 - 10/05/13 11:28 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

it was hazel


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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: hidenseek1]
    #18935714 - 10/05/13 11:30 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Ha! :grin:


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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: mnj]
    #18935782 - 10/05/13 11:55 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Extra thin condoms!

extra child support.


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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: Magicman69]
    #18935831 - 10/05/13 12:09 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Extra-Virgin Olive Oil :wtfsonic:

And drugs that are labeled "retard". Here they're usually labeled "depot"


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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: Patlal]
    #18935851 - 10/05/13 12:19 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Hamburger Helper

Where's the hamburger and how does it help it?




deeeer its meant to be added to hamburger. it helps hamburger.

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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: SurReality]
    #18935938 - 10/05/13 12:43 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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Hamburger Helper

Where's the hamburger and how does it help it?




deeeer its meant to be added to hamburger. it helps hamburger.

FAIL




Yeah, hamburger helper is a good name for hamburger helper, it literally helps hamburger taste better and be more filling. I like it.


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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: Not Responding]
    #18936059 - 10/05/13 01:18 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Refried beans are only fried once

Mincemeat is fruit and no meat

The History Channel - mostly plays faked/staged reality shows such as "Pawn Stars".

MTV - The M is for music but all that they play are retarded, fake, scripted "reality" shows about the most trivial of bullshit.


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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: Synthe]
    #18936075 - 10/05/13 01:22 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

There's no stars in Starburst's :crankey:


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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: rulesq]
    #18936435 - 10/05/13 02:57 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

American Idol... Only two out of idk how many winners are still relevant.


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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: ilike_trees]
    #18936438 - 10/05/13 02:59 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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American Idol... Only two out of idk how many winners are still relevant.



Yeah, that and those "got talent" shows.

Half the people on them just stand there and sing lamely with nothing new to bring to the table.


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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: Synthe]
    #18936448 - 10/05/13 03:02 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I'd like to add The Biggest Loser to your fine list


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    #18936479 - 10/05/13 03:11 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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i like my coffee how my chick likes her men. DARK AND BLACK and really strong.



That's funny I always end up with coffee like my women. 'COLD AND BITTER' . :psycrankey:




I like my women the way I like my coffee.




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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: MycoMen]
    #18936622 - 10/05/13 03:54 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

surprised the brits havent came in and made this thread take off.. they have stupid fucking names for everything..

supercharger..


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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: Not Responding]
    #18937147 - 10/05/13 05:50 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Baking soda - It's not soda and I've never baked anything with it.

Miracle grow - You still have to water the plants, WTF?

ShamWow - Yeah it's a sham alright, but I dunno about the wow.

Scotch tape - Can't even drink it.

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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: RiderOnTheStorm] * 1
    #18937399 - 10/05/13 06:47 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I saw an ice cream named Nut Explosion.






No thanks :justnotright:


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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: MycoMen]
    #18937521 - 10/05/13 07:12 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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i like my coffee how my chick likes her men. DARK AND BLACK and really strong.



That's funny I always end up with coffee like my women. 'COLD AND BITTER' . :psycrankey:




I like my women the way I like my coffee.




Anally.



I like my women the way I like my brandy

aged 10 years :pedobear:


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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: Asante]
    #18937744 - 10/05/13 08:19 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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I saw an ice cream named Nut Explosion.






No thanks :justnotright:




lol, i would have thought you'd like that ice cream. damn have to come up with a new name for ice cream for you...


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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: SurReality]
    #18937783 - 10/05/13 08:27 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

found these searching google

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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: hidenseek1]
    #18937832 - 10/05/13 08:37 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Medical marijuana. It should just be marijuana, you shouldn't have to be like terminal and dying to smoke it, at least thats what its like on the east coast. New york still has nothing. And I'm not saying its not medical, but it should be ok for everyone. I think the government is still trying to misdirect anyone ignorant enough to trust them whole-heartedly.


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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: Not Responding]
    #18937854 - 10/05/13 08:42 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

i get bored too...


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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: crimsonking91]
    #18937929 - 10/05/13 09:01 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

last i checked it was ok for everyone... except only legally ok if you live where i live lol


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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: SurReality]
    #18938004 - 10/05/13 09:22 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Pabst Blue Ribbon. The only Blue Ribbon Pabst ever won was won back in the 30's at a fair that Pabst organized.


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Re: basic products with ridiculous misleading names... [Re: Asante]
    #18938104 - 10/05/13 09:49 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)



I hope that's a misleading name, anyway.


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