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New to the forum, figured I'd introduce myself...
    #18935042 - 10/05/13 07:58 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I'm not very good at these introductions, so I'll make it as quick and painless as possible.

I've been active in biology on the bacterial side of things for a number of years, but have never attempted any mycology before. I'm doing the final preparations for a PF grow right now, and am going to be doing a LC alongside that. I guess my interest in mycology is seeing just how far I can go with all of this, in an industrial sense (I'd like to get some pin porn going), and in a scientific sense (selective cloning, optimization of substrates, etc). I apologize in advance if I sound like a monkey in a lab coat, my day job wears off on me far more than I'd like to admit.

You probably won't hear much from me for the next few months as I continue to absorb everything available here, but hopefully I can make my own small contribution to the field, and at least lead by example of what not to do. Happy inoculating!


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Re: New to the forum, figured I'd introduce myself... [Re: biotastic]
    #18935054 - 10/05/13 08:04 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

should have went with the mono tubs. its easy lemon squeeze and produces much more. they have some great teks for it too. i actually just finished mine a few months ago and walked away with a little over a pound, dry.

no matter. welcome. also, make your way over to the mush cult forum. plenty of info to be had with a group of helpful people.

um... youre not a cop right? cause if you are, you have to tell me. this is true! saw a movie the other day on netflix and the main guy made it pretty clear.

it was on breaking bad too. breaking bad wouldnt lie to me or you for that matter. UH!

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Re: New to the forum, figured I'd introduce myself... [Re: biotastic]
    #18935065 - 10/05/13 08:09 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Welcome to the Shroomery, enjoy your stay!

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Re: New to the forum, figured I'd introduce myself... [Re: biotastic]
    #18935072 - 10/05/13 08:11 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Hello and welcome. Good luck with your grow!


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Re: New to the forum, figured I'd introduce myself... [Re: rulesq]
    #18935081 - 10/05/13 08:16 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:wellidunno:


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Re: New to the forum, figured I'd introduce myself... [Re: B_BOY]
    #18935084 - 10/05/13 08:17 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

you jelly, BRO!?


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Re: New to the forum, figured I'd introduce myself... [Re: Not Responding]
    #18935093 - 10/05/13 08:25 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:fishsmack:


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Re: New to the forum, figured I'd introduce myself... [Re: biotastic]
    #18935103 - 10/05/13 08:27 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Hello new friend


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Re: New to the forum, figured I'd introduce myself... [Re: Not Responding]
    #18935120 - 10/05/13 08:32 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I've definitely spent some time in the culture forums already, but I'll be posting soon. I'll probably try to do a well documented first culture log, with all the pitfalls and misinformation that I've had to avoid from reading on the internet at large.

Thanks to everybody who responded, I honestly expected to hear nothing back from this thread, it's nice how friendly you all are.

As for the question of being the police... Well, how would I convince you that I'm not the police? I can tell you right now that those vans over there aren't with me. Tell you what.. *raises right hand* I make a lawful oath that I am not a law enforcement officer! *hopes badger believes me*

No, my day job is being a grad student in mechanical engineering lol, but I was a microbiology major at one time. :smile: I've talked to far too many people in tweed in the last few years to keep up my street lingo :P


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Re: New to the forum, figured I'd introduce myself... [Re: biotastic]
    #18935124 - 10/05/13 08:34 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:trollcop:


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Re: New to the forum, figured I'd introduce myself... [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18935129 - 10/05/13 08:35 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I can tell he's not a cop 8ecause he's not trying to type like a stereotypical teenage girl on the internet

w8...

I-I type like a stereotypical teenage girl on the internet...

*8adge and gun fly into my hands, stupid cop hat flies onto my head*
*sprouts wings*
*sk88oards away*


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Re: New to the forum, figured I'd introduce myself... [Re: biotastic]
    #18935135 - 10/05/13 08:36 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

biotastic said:
I've definitely spent some time in the culture forums already, but I'll be posting soon. I'll probably try to do a well documented first culture log, with all the pitfalls and misinformation that I've had to avoid from reading on the internet at large.

Thanks to everybody who responded, I honestly expected to hear nothing back from this thread, it's nice how friendly you all are.

As for the question of being the police... Well, how would I convince you that I'm not the police? I can tell you right now that those vans over there aren't with me. Tell you what.. *raises right hand* I make a lawful oath that I am not a law enforcement officer! *hopes badger believes me*

No, my day job is being a grad student in mechanical engineering lol, but I was a microbiology major at one time. :smile: I've talked to far too many people in tweed in the last few years to keep up my street lingo :P




honestly, if i wouldnt have posted in your thread first, no one would have posted. you will learn real quick that im the head hancho around here. they asked me to be an admin, but i had to respectfully decline due to missing a few keys on my key board.


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Re: New to the forum, figured I'd introduce myself... [Re: Vriska Serket] * 1
    #18935141 - 10/05/13 08:37 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

88888888888888?? 888 888888 888888 888888888!!

8, 888!


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Re: New to the forum, figured I'd introduce myself... [Re: Not Responding]
    #18935143 - 10/05/13 08:37 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I feel your pain.

missing keys are hard to deal with

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Re: New to the forum, figured I'd introduce myself... [Re: Vriska Serket]
    #18935146 - 10/05/13 08:38 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I can't tell if you are for real


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Re: New to the forum, figured I'd introduce myself... [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18935149 - 10/05/13 08:39 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: New to the forum, figured I'd introduce myself... [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18935153 - 10/05/13 08:40 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

That's part of my mystique

the inner macin8tions of my mind are an enigma


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    #18935156 - 10/05/13 08:40 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:aweohyou:


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Re: New to the forum, figured I'd introduce myself... [Re: Vriska Serket]
    #18935157 - 10/05/13 08:41 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

his B button is missing so he has to use the 8.


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Re: New to the forum, figured I'd introduce myself... [Re: Vriska Serket]
    #18935160 - 10/05/13 08:42 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Do you want to play a game? Guess a number between one and ten


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Re: New to the forum, figured I'd introduce myself... [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18935162 - 10/05/13 08:42 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

8!

hahahaha


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Re: New to the forum, figured I'd introduce myself... [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18935165 - 10/05/13 08:43 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Not Responding said:
his B button is missing so he has to use the 8.



I'm a girl you tool8ox

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Do you want to play a game? Guess a number between one and ten




8?


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Re: New to the forum, figured I'd introduce myself... [Re: Not Responding] * 1
    #18935166 - 10/05/13 08:43 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

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his B button is missing so he has to use the 8.



But (s)he's also using the 8 as in Sk8r boi u know..

:herpyderp:


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Re: New to the forum, figured I'd introduce myself... [Re: Not Responding]
    #18935167 - 10/05/13 08:44 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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8!

hahahaha



EXCUSE me- I was talking to the lady


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Re: New to the forum, figured I'd introduce myself... [Re: Not Responding]
    #18935170 - 10/05/13 08:45 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I've definitely seen your posts before.. If you are in fact famous, thanks for giving my thread the spot light for a minute, even though I think several people are convinced I drive a black and white car to work now!

A question for the people who spend more time in the culture forum, do you think a noob PF grow log would be worth the time to assemble it? I'm going to be taking the notes and everything anyways, but I don't want to pollute if it's going to be considered useless, or if nobody's going to read it...


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Re: New to the forum, figured I'd introduce myself... [Re: biotastic]
    #18935175 - 10/05/13 08:45 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I think I'm in love with 8iotastic

are you 8ill Hitchert?


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    #18935178 - 10/05/13 08:46 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Vriska Serket said:
Quote:

Not Responding said:
his B button is missing so he has to use the 8.



I'm a girl you tool8ox

Quote:

nicechrisman said:
Do you want to play a game? Guess a number between one and ten




8?




this changes everything...  :wellhellothere:

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nicechrisman said:
Quote:

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8!

hahahaha



EXCUSE me- I was talking to the lady




:okay:


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Re: New to the forum, figured I'd introduce myself... [Re: biotastic]
    #18935179 - 10/05/13 08:46 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

biotastic said:
I've definitely seen your posts before.. If you are in fact famous, thanks for giving my thread the spot light for a minute, even though I think several people are convinced I drive a black and white car to work now!

A question for the people who spend more time in the culture forum, do you think a noob PF grow log would be worth the time to assemble it? I'm going to be taking the notes and everything anyways, but I don't want to pollute if it's going to be considered useless, or if nobody's going to read it...




:rocketcrotch:


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Re: New to the forum, figured I'd introduce myself... [Re: Vriska Serket]
    #18935180 - 10/05/13 08:47 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I think I had that exact problem once when I was young and poor (not young anymore, but still poor).. Are you actually missing the key, or does it just stick/not press? Mine was stuck, I think it was more frustrating than actually missing the key... At least then I wouldn't have kept trying to press it!


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Re: New to the forum, figured I'd introduce myself... [Re: biotastic]
    #18935184 - 10/05/13 08:47 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

oh my god you are adora8le


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Re: New to the forum, figured I'd introduce myself... [Re: biotastic]
    #18935185 - 10/05/13 08:48 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

i think she accidentally snorted it while railing lines of mdma.


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Re: New to the forum, figured I'd introduce myself... [Re: Vriska Serket]
    #18935186 - 10/05/13 08:48 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I'm not Bill Hitchert... In fact, I don't actually know who that is... Googling commences!


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Re: New to the forum, figured I'd introduce myself... [Re: Not Responding]
    #18935187 - 10/05/13 08:48 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

*shifty eyes*


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Re: New to the forum, figured I'd introduce myself... [Re: biotastic]
    #18935193 - 10/05/13 08:49 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I'd say she would do well to copy&paste the missing "B/b" to her siggy and copy&paste it from there when needed.

Ctrl+c and ctrl+v FTW!

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Re: New to the forum, figured I'd introduce myself... [Re: rulesq]
    #18935197 - 10/05/13 08:51 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

You've found the one thing that could possi8ly 8e more annoying than having to manually type 8 every time


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Re: New to the forum, figured I'd introduce myself... [Re: Vriska Serket]
    #18935198 - 10/05/13 08:51 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

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I think I'm in love with 8iotastic

are you 8ill Hitchert?



she has fallen in love with many members in a very short period of time


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Re: New to the forum, figured I'd introduce myself... [Re: B_BOY]
    #18935201 - 10/05/13 08:53 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

just 8io and h8love with lancetu8e

I love everyone man

it's a curse


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Re: New to the forum, figured I'd introduce myself... [Re: Vriska Serket]
    #18935206 - 10/05/13 08:54 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

me love you long time


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    #18935210 - 10/05/13 08:55 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

im glad they told me she was a chick cause if not, that would have been really weird...


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Re: New to the forum, figured I'd introduce myself... [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18935213 - 10/05/13 08:55 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

give me eggrolls then we have a deal >::::)


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Re: New to the forum, figured I'd introduce myself... [Re: Vriska Serket]
    #18935216 - 10/05/13 08:57 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

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You've found the one thing that could possi8ly 8e more annoying than having to manually type 8 every time



Ok that's selfish :crankey:

You have any idea how annoying it is to read posts that use "8" as the letter "B", and also as stated before, in "sk8r boi"?
Ctrl+v is btw quite a user friendly command
jk I really don't care :shrug:


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Re: New to the forum, figured I'd introduce myself... [Re: Vriska Serket]
    #18935220 - 10/05/13 08:57 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

egg rolls for sex? you sound like my chick.


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Re: New to the forum, figured I'd introduce myself... [Re: Not Responding]
    #18935222 - 10/05/13 08:58 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:eggroll:


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Re: New to the forum, figured I'd introduce myself... [Re: B_BOY]
    #18935226 - 10/05/13 08:59 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:nodofunderstanding:


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    #18935228 - 10/05/13 08:59 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

So yeah- hi biotastic


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Re: New to the forum, figured I'd introduce myself... [Re: Not Responding]
    #18935230 - 10/05/13 09:00 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Oh shit... I had no idea how much I missed the random people you get on sites like this! Thanks for the laugh guys, I have to go feed a small human, but it's been interesting! And somebody should reply to my question about the culture forum, I don't want to be accused of spamming for my first post over there...


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Re: New to the forum, figured I'd introduce myself... [Re: biotastic]
    #18935238 - 10/05/13 09:03 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

am i the only one that finds this a bit odd?

bio, whats the deal with you caging up small humans? like children or midgets? do you sell them? if i wanted to purchase a midget what would be my first step? can it be a hot midget? i saw a hot midget once. my mind filled with 100s of tiny perversions.


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Re: New to the forum, figured I'd introduce myself... [Re: nicechrisman]
    #18935240 - 10/05/13 09:03 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Eggrolls are the shit


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Re: New to the forum, figured I'd introduce myself... [Re: Not Responding]
    #18935252 - 10/05/13 09:06 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I don't sell my midgets, but I might mail you a spore to culture your own. As for the hotness, it all depends on how well you grow it.

But seriously, I have to go feed my kid now.. It's been fun though, I don't think I've laughed like this in a year!


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Re: New to the forum, figured I'd introduce myself... [Re: biotastic]
    #18935261 - 10/05/13 09:08 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

:baby: :seeya:


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Re: New to the forum, figured I'd introduce myself... [Re: Vriska Serket]
    #18935262 - 10/05/13 09:09 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

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I feel your pain.

missing keys are hard to deal with

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Re: New to the forum, figured I'd introduce myself... [Re: biotastic]
    #18935266 - 10/05/13 09:09 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

im the samson of mushrooms BRO!

i just want a hot midget with a fat ass.



id prefer a brunette though.


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Re: New to the forum, figured I'd introduce myself... [Re: Not Responding]
    #18935275 - 10/05/13 09:11 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

???


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Re: New to the forum, figured I'd introduce myself... [Re: Vriska Serket]
    #18935285 - 10/05/13 09:13 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

what


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Re: New to the forum, figured I'd introduce myself... [Re: Not Responding]
    #18935297 - 10/05/13 09:15 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Had to check back one last time, I am frightened that you had that picture ready and available like that... Also amused.


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Re: New to the forum, figured I'd introduce myself... [Re: Not Responding]
    #18935301 - 10/05/13 09:16 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Oh.

I missed the first post a8out midgets and I thought you were just talking a8out them out of context

hey what's the legal height requirement for midgets?


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Re: New to the forum, figured I'd introduce myself... [Re: Vriska Serket]
    #18935310 - 10/05/13 09:19 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

biotastic said:
Had to check back one last time, I am frightened that you had that picture ready and available like that... Also amused.




i got mad google skills!

Quote:

Vriska Serket said:
Oh.

I missed the first post a8out midgets and I thought you were just talking a8out them out of context

hey what's the legal height requirement for midgets?




tall enough to ride rides, but short enough to be creepy.


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Re: New to the forum, figured I'd introduce myself... [Re: Not Responding]
    #18935319 - 10/05/13 09:20 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

if I'm under 5 ft tall am I a midget?

[worried]


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Re: New to the forum, figured I'd introduce myself... [Re: Vriska Serket]
    #18935325 - 10/05/13 09:22 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

only one way to find out...

PICS!


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Re: New to the forum, figured I'd introduce myself... [Re: Not Responding]
    #18935326 - 10/05/13 09:23 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

can we stop pretending to care about OP and flood this "girl"'s inbox with dick pics already?

christ.


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Re: New to the forum, figured I'd introduce myself... [Re: Not Responding]
    #18935332 - 10/05/13 09:24 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

8ut I only have one picture of me on this computer and it is a 8lack and white face shot with a smashing pumpkins poster in the 8ackground


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Re: New to the forum, figured I'd introduce myself... [Re: Vriska Serket]
    #18935339 - 10/05/13 09:26 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

i.e. im fat


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Re: New to the forum, figured I'd introduce myself... [Re: The Ecstatic]
    #18935341 - 10/05/13 09:27 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

not fat just ugly + self conscious


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Re: New to the forum, figured I'd introduce myself... [Re: Vriska Serket]
    #18935346 - 10/05/13 09:30 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

let us be the ones to judge! post it!


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Re: New to the forum, figured I'd introduce myself... [Re: Not Responding]
    #18935361 - 10/05/13 09:34 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Last time a "Hello, I'm XX!"- thread went this way, there were warnings and bans issued..

I'm just gonna sit this one out..

:ifyoucanawe:


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Re: New to the forum, figured I'd introduce myself... [Re: Not Responding]
    #18935362 - 10/05/13 09:35 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Wouldn't you guys turn around and accuse me fishing for compliments then?

isn't that how these things usually go down?

also 8io you are great please post often


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Re: New to the forum, figured I'd introduce myself... [Re: rulesq]
    #18935363 - 10/05/13 09:35 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

oh yeah?

im done...


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Re: New to the forum, figured I'd introduce myself... [Re: rulesq]
    #18935367 - 10/05/13 09:36 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

in that case I'm out

it's off the hook. this thread is over. its done. I'm out


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Re: New to the forum, figured I'd introduce myself... [Re: Not Responding]
    #18935374 - 10/05/13 09:38 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

This stupid shit again :facepalm: you have about 2 pages until you get asked for tit pictures. ...whoever you are  :ninjawe:


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Re: New to the forum, figured I'd introduce myself... [Re: Fire is Born]
    #18935378 - 10/05/13 09:39 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

nope. midget pics...

im out. consider this my last post in this thread!


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Re: New to the forum, figured I'd introduce myself... [Re: Not Responding]
    #18935386 - 10/05/13 09:41 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

RIP thread you were a good one


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